Massage Parlor Reports

[TomPayne25]

For me, jean shorts, especially ones that are short and tight, indicate the provider is all about making the customer horny and hard when they first walk into the parlor. Sort of like the provider is strutting her ass to get you horny from the get go. Yoga pants / leggings is more or less the provider trying to be on the conservative side and not give off the "I'm going to make you horny" vibes right off the bat in case a civilian stumbles across the spa. The skirt is more less like the jean shorts scenario but just easier to hike up the skirt and pull down the panties (if they are wearing any) to do FS or DATY / DATO. However I find the providers in this area wearing skirts pick the worse style to wear and overall skirts don't do it for me. Jean shorts daisy duke style is what does it for me because it just gives off a slutty vibe from the provider LOL.

I read this post and had a good chuckle. If Daisy Dukes, yoga pants and skirts send off different messages of how likely extras are available, what would a provider wearing sweatpants and t-shirt say?

Recently tried place new to me, Nikki's Massage off Old Bridge in Woodbridge. Upon entering, all providers were dressed like they were either lounging and watching TV, or getting ready to do house cleaning. Seriously, all 3 I saw were wearing sweatpants and t-shirts. Mamasan was dressed the best, in a conservative style dress but not at all, teasing or flirty.

As you can guess, I knew pretty quick that this is a legitimate massage only place, and it was. No complaints as I got a pretty good massage by Jenny who seems to still be learning how to do it. I decided to just enjoy her touch and allowed my mind to wander beyond the sexual realm. I'll go back.

[Thays]

I'm headed up your way and was looking up places. Anyone have Intel on Smooth water spa? Thanks in advance from a traveling monger.

[SlyFrog]

I had never been to Rose spa in Falls Church and I don't remember reading about it, so I thought I would check it out. I gave a call to see if the voice on the other end would give any hints. Did not sound like an old smoker lady, so that was a good sign. I headed over and met Lili, who I thought was attractive. Thin and relatively young. She was wearing jeans shorts. But not short shorts. When we got to the room she asked me how long I wanted to stay, and I said 30 minutes. She said that would be $50, but I pulled out $200 and asked if that would cover everything and she said yes. She started with a very light massage for 6 or 7 minutes then asked me if I wanted to flip. Then she stripped off all her clothes. She has really nice C cups. I think they are natural. She did a nice CBJ and says she does that uncovered for extra. Did some light french kissing and licking my nipples, then let me do all the positions that I wanted to do. At the end she wiped me down and help me get dressed. I would recommend.

[LoveFromFrank]

Google maps is stating it's "Permanently Closed" I wish RM and other sites would update the status of AMPs to reflect open or closed.

Agreed but also I've definitely had times where RM said it was closed but we're still open. Got to pay attention to the comments / reviews for any updates that people chime in on.

[Caspian33]

Google maps is stating it's "Permanently Closed" I wish RM and other sites would update the status of AMPs to reflect open or closed.

Did you send a report in to Rubmaps to let them know it is closed?

I am always sending in reports about phone numbers, open, close, description is wrong, etc.

They will call and verify.

[DarkRai2]

Google maps is stating it's "Permanently Closed" I wish RM and other sites would update the status of AMPs to reflect open or closed.

Hello everyone,

Does anyone happen to know anything about Harmony Spa that shutdown on Columbia pike?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-harmo...ngton-va-96723#reviews.

If you have any info, please feel free to PM me about it. I haven't been able to find the people that used to work here or know if they moved to a new location. Anything helps!

Many thanks to all!

[JohnWarhammer]

Damages and GFE, all covered? Or YMMV?

YMMV, I don't know what the going rate was because I never saw anything on her menu or price, but for an hour and two pops including FS (covered) 180 is what I paid.

[Serpico99]

I am assuming the skirts, spandex or jean shorts are all code for something? Did you get to check the place out? Thanks.

For me, jean shorts, especially ones that are short and tight, indicate the provider is all about making the customer horny and hard when they first walk into the parlor. Sort of like the provider is strutting her ass to get you horny from the get go. Yoga pants / leggings is more or less the provider trying to be on the conservative side and not give off the "I'm going to make you horny" vibes right off the bat in case a civilian stumbles across the spa. The skirt is more less like the jean shorts scenario but just easier to hike up the skirt and pull down the panties (if they are wearing any) to do FS or DATY / DATO. However I find the providers in this area wearing skirts pick the worse style to wear and overall skirts don't do it for me. Jean shorts daisy duke style is what does it for me because it just gives off a slutty vibe from the provider LOL.

[Metloaf]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826628899.html

I saw a few reviews that popped of her which intrigued me, I originally tried to reach out to this lady last year, but got ghosted and then since never bothered to try again. She has a picture up on the Harlothub aggregator that makes her look more like a late to middle aged white mom, but seeing her in person she's far more youthful looking and clearly more Hispanic. Setting up an appointment with her was simple, however she doesn't respond right away and subsequent replies are slow for any follow-up questions or instructions. It became more clear to me when I had arrived why that was the case, she has basically no English speaking capabilities apart from a few words, but it's extremely rough.

If I had to describe her physically, her build is like a short curvaceous brickhouse, I guess she works out. She is incredibly solid and thick and for her height she's probably around 4'8 or 4'9 if I had to guess. They build them differently down south, what I was able to get out of her was that she said she's from El Salvador. Which oddly enough was the country that my first girlfriend and long term relationship came from, however Carolina is far more beautiful. When I had arrived at the building, I notified her and she met me down in the building elevator lobby, but the wait was quite a bit.

I preface this in saying that my overall session was basically perfect. She gave me two pops unprompted and it was FS and a lot of foreplay and mutual touching and enjoyment. She understood the assignment with me and it was smooth sailing from the minute the session started. I think for the price. Probably the best value that I've had in a LONG time.

The session was IMO very straight forward and enjoyable, it didn't feel mechanical or transactional. Maybe I'm different from other clients, but she smiled a lot with me and definitely seemed to enjoy herself. Not sure if this is just her rapport with customers or a theatrical performance. However I think having an added level of comfort and chemistry goes a long way in being able to provide a service and potentially get a repeat customers. So I think it was a combination of that. My Spanish is really bad, so conversing with her was difficult, I lost a lot of my Spanish like 20 years ago when I got out of the dating pool with the Latinas.

The things that stood out to me however were that her studio is basically a large closet. What separates you from the outside is basically an inch thick wooden door to a long hallway that is traversed by a few people. So the emphasis on being quiet and discreet is a must. I don't think I could stretch out my arms in that room without touching the walls or something else.

My biggest gripes is this place is all the way out in Alexandria which for me sucks, I prefer to stay around the 28/29 corridor rather than go further out and get on 495. Will I go again? Absolutely, she is 100% in my rotation, but it won't be as frequent as I would like.

Damages and GFE, all covered? Or YMMV?

[JohnWarhammer]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826628899.html

I saw a few reviews that popped of her which intrigued me, I originally tried to reach out to this lady last year, but got ghosted and then since never bothered to try again. She has a picture up on the Harlothub aggregator that makes her look more like a late to middle aged white mom, but seeing her in person she's far more youthful looking and clearly more Hispanic. Setting up an appointment with her was simple, however she doesn't respond right away and subsequent replies are slow for any follow-up questions or instructions. It became more clear to me when I had arrived why that was the case, she has basically no English speaking capabilities apart from a few words, but it's extremely rough.

If I had to describe her physically, her build is like a short curvaceous brickhouse, I guess she works out. She is incredibly solid and thick and for her height she's probably around 4'8 or 4'9 if I had to guess. They build them differently down south, what I was able to get out of her was that she said she's from El Salvador. Which oddly enough was the country that my first girlfriend and long term relationship came from, however Carolina is far more beautiful. When I had arrived at the building, I notified her and she met me down in the building elevator lobby, but the wait was quite a bit.

I preface this in saying that my overall session was basically perfect. She gave me two pops unprompted and it was FS and a lot of foreplay and mutual touching and enjoyment. She understood the assignment with me and it was smooth sailing from the minute the session started. I think for the price. Probably the best value that I've had in a LONG time.

The session was IMO very straight forward and enjoyable, it didn't feel mechanical or transactional. Maybe I'm different from other clients, but she smiled a lot with me and definitely seemed to enjoy herself. Not sure if this is just her rapport with customers or a theatrical performance. However I think having an added level of comfort and chemistry goes a long way in being able to provide a service and potentially get a repeat customers. So I think it was a combination of that. My Spanish is really bad, so conversing with her was difficult, I lost a lot of my Spanish like 20 years ago when I got out of the dating pool with the Latinas.

The things that stood out to me however were that her studio is basically a large closet. What separates you from the outside is basically an inch thick wooden door to a long hallway that is traversed by a few people. So the emphasis on being quiet and discreet is a must. I don't think I could stretch out my arms in that room without touching the walls or something else.

My biggest gripes is this place is all the way out in Alexandria which for me sucks, I prefer to stay around the 28/29 corridor rather than go further out and get on 495. Will I go again? Absolutely, she is 100% in my rotation, but it won't be as frequent as I would like.

[Oldfart69]

I hadn't visited an AMP for awhile. Mansion No. 8 was close, and I was curious about it, so I tried it. Met by ok looking provider, maybe late 40's, crop top, spandex yoga pants, limited English, didn't catch her name. No shower offered. Massage was actually pretty good; she was good at finding spots that needed attention. Very little teasing. GPS during negotiations after the flip (which I dislike), so I settled for 69 hand release. When she stripped she had nice man mades up top, ok body with flattish ass. She actually got a little playful, but was mostly businesslike. Session scratched the itch, but that was about all. Won't repeat.

[CurveMan79]

Is this the 5 star in Manassas or Vienna?

Vienna, in the freedom bank building.

[Rippity]

That gallows rd area is packed with AMPs. While I estimate about a dozen, this is the first I've heard of Qi as they're a little off the main road. The fact that the ladies are Chinese may get me to make the trip. What were the MTs wearing. Did they greet you in skirts, spandex pants or jean shorts? Thanks.

I am assuming the skirts, spandex or jean shorts are all code for something? Did you get to check the place out? Thanks.

[CurveMan79]

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

60 house, 160 tip. LOL, BBBJ, cfs. Good times.

[CoolWays]

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

Is this the 5 star in Manassas or Vienna?