Massage Parlor Reports

[RobSquad]

Where can I get a good, hard massage and HE? I'm dying of thirst.

[Caspian33]

OK, so in MY opinion like any review whether is a movie, food, or HERE its always going to be mixed. No two or three people are going to have the same experience or judgement on said experience. YMMV is a very real term in this game, no one should ever read someone review and think you're going to get the same thing they did. These girls are all independents and there is no standard menu that they HAVE to provide to anyone.

Now do I think certain things should be accurately reported if you're going to report it, yes. Like name, place, and prices to best of your knowledge. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What I may think is 6, you may think is 10. What I may think is thick you may think is fat. And with no pictures only way to find out, is to go see for yourself. I see a lot people asking the same questions but no one is going to see for themselves. These are all reasons I don't write reviews and just give the information I have from my personal experience. Either take the chance or don't. Don't overthink it.

Now here are the facts when it comes to Carolina, from the original post I made months ago. I put her out there not because she's gorgeous, young, or skinny, she's none of that but because she's affordable for those who don't want to spend 250-300 for a Latina massage experience. I know from experience she charges 200 total for massage and FS combined I states that in the post. Even texted from different numbers asking for FS to confirm each time I got the same answer "yes". At the end of people got to realize what an opinion is and understand these reviews are just that.

I see comments about her, but did I miss where she is?

[Golden59]

OK, so in MY opinion like any review whether is a movie, food, or HERE its always going to be mixed. No two or three people are going to have the same experience or judgement on said experience. YMMV is a very real term in this game, no one should ever read someone review and think you're going to get the same thing they did. These girls are all independents and there is no standard menu that they HAVE to provide to anyone.

Now do I think certain things should be accurately reported if you're going to report it, yes. Like name, place, and prices to best of your knowledge. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What I may think is 6, you may think is 10. What I may think is thick you may think is fat. And with no pictures only way to find out, is to go see for yourself. I see a lot people asking the same questions but no one is going to see for themselves. These are all reasons I don't write reviews and just give the information I have from my personal experience. Either take the chance or don't. Don't overthink it.

Now here are the facts when it comes to Carolina, from the original post I made months ago. I put her out there not because she's gorgeous, young, or skinny, she's none of that but because she's affordable for those who don't want to spend 250-300 for a Latina massage experience. I know from experience she charges 200 total for massage and FS combined I states that in the post. Even texted from different numbers asking for FS to confirm each time I got the same answer "yes". At the end of people got to realize what an opinion is and understand these reviews are just that.

[Metloaf]

One of her ads had a collage with a woman that seemed quite fat. Is that Carolina? I would prefer a slender waist.

No pic on one ad and a face picture on the other. Same phone numbers. The forum seem to have no accuracy on Caroline at the moment. Plus massage vs. FS seems to be in question as well especially when taking with her. In the area next week and will try to resolve Carolina.

Too many mix reviews as of late with a lot of forum reviews.

[Bang007]

Hey all,

I've visited the Apple spa a few months back in Springfield and looks like I'll be headed to that area again for work. I read that Sasa is no longer at that location so I was wondering if anyone would recommend anyone specifically at Apple? Thank you!

Additionally, is there any other reliable spot you'd recommend in Springfield/Alexandria area?

Line up at Apple is the same yoyo that was recently at wed.

There is a different Sasa as well. I've seen both and they are nice girls.

I'm currently getting withdrawals for seeing yoyo again LOL.

[Golden59]

Sizes are up for interpretation to a degree but would not describe her as having a slender waist nor would I call her fat. But decidedly not slender. If wanting a provider with a flat midsection then will probably want to look elsewhere.

Exactly, well said.

[Strandan]

One of her ads had a collage with a woman that seemed quite fat. Is that Carolina? I would prefer a slender waist.

Sizes are up for interpretation to a degree but would not describe her as having a slender waist nor would I call her fat. But decidedly not slender. If wanting a provider with a flat midsection then will probably want to look elsewhere.

[Sex Rohmer]

Carolina now offers a 30 min Full service only option for 100-130, for those not interested in a massage.

One of her ads had a collage with a woman that seemed quite fat. Is that Carolina? I would prefer a slender waist.

[BCommodore]

Hey all,

I've visited the Apple spa a few months back in Springfield and looks like I'll be headed to that area again for work. I read that Sasa is no longer at that location so I was wondering if anyone would recommend anyone specifically at Apple? Thank you!

Additionally, is there any other reliable spot you'd recommend in Springfield/Alexandria area?

[DarkRai2]

Spend your time searching this thread, you'll find a lot of information. Plus use the search feature to narrow your search. Be smart and do your "homework" Always search the phone number AND email.

I've been dabbing in the call girl side of things for awhile. It's hard to find a nice provider to stick with. They all seem to have a lot of drama. I'm interested in trying out an AMP or a LMP I'd prefer the 2nd one. If anyone has any recommendations please PM me.

The sketchy ones in Woodbridge I'll pass on. Crossposted in Fredericksburg.

[CapitalSeeker]

I'm still at a lost of who to go for big tits. Just need to find some big tits, a BBBJ, and that's it. I saw Lulu at the Arlington address but the table had a funny smell since I think they don't change towels between mongers.

Thanks in advance.

They're not the size of someone like Tara or KK or even NPNG Candy, but she's got a slimmer figure than all those other ladies. If that fits the bill of what you're looking for, she's a good candidate.

[CapitalSeeker]

Had an excellent experience with Bella earlier in the week. I'd estimate her at mid-30's, with a very decent figure and incredible breasts. They're not huge by any means, I'd guess they're very full Cs, but that's more than enough on her small frame. I spent a good bit of my time wondering if they were mildly enhanced, but by the end I concluded they're probably natural. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, and was very teasing oriented. What was absolutely fantastic was her DTBBBJCIM. She started by getting me on all fours and slowly teasing me until I was hard. Kept me there for quite a while too. She made a point of taking her time. After I flipped over she gave me a BBBJ that was enthusiastic, sloppy, with killer eye contact. Basically she did everything right. I'm on the larger side and have never had anyone take me down all the way to the hilt, but Bella came as close as anyone ever has. When I was getting close she looked me in the eye and pushed me as deep ias she could while I poured out my swimmers. She waited until my body was done convulsing on the table before letting them drip back out. Fairly strong negotiator, but I'd say it was worth it. House fee was $70 and I couldn't get her below $150 for the add-on, but for what I received I'm happy to have have been out the door for $220. Highly recommended.

[Serpico99]

Has anyone been to the Annandale place that touts 24 hr service? Phone number ending in 8788 and advertises Korean and Japanese. Seems too good to be true and haven't seen any reports.

I have been to this place last year. It's a Chinese spa so of course they will do the false advertising and say they have Japanese and Korean and any other Asian nationalities but they won't advertise themselves as Chinese LOL. Anyway, it's dingy and old inside. I went at around 3 am to bang out a nut but I don't think it's worth it overall. The provider I saw was average looking at best. No massage to speak of. Droopy tits that she wanted to hide and self conscious about. CBJ and CFS was average. No BBBJ option available. I paid 140 for the extra services. Would had rather saved my money and spend a little less to get a decent legit massage and a nice edging HJ from somewhere else.

[MisterRee]

I was in the area and decided to revisit Lovely Therapy. It is located in a shopping center that has a McDs, grocery store, and other stores and restaurants, so that gives you a good excuse to get out if you need one. The location is discreet, off to the side of a bigger office building. This place has later hours than some other 'regular' spas in the area, so that is a convenient plus for me. Rang the bell and was greeted by an attractive, friendly masseuse. . 80 for the hour session. Friendly, slender, 30-ish, with some tats, I think her name was Tina. Table shower is recommended and it is done properly with some teasing. Massage room is comfortable and clean. Massage was strong and solid. On the flip, it was a basic but enjoyable L1 HJ. She was a little flirty and flashed me her naturals so I had to give them a closer examination. No negotiation and I tipped. 50 for the fun, unrushed time. I'm glad this place is still around and would repeat if in the area, but I would not go out of my way (unless the late hours were needed).

I'm not sure if they advertise but you can find them via RubMaps.

[MisterRee]

Sounds like Lara Rose. Was there any upcharge on the L1 or FS?

I visited Lara last month and there was no upcharge for me and my extras that were of similar offering and accepted She is friendly and sexy; solid massage skills and an upscale location. It's also a convenient location where you can easily spend time running errands or shopping (or getting a massage). She does seem to offer some specials depending which ad you see so I recommend checking out her different ads and then just text her and ask. Also, don't be shy and just tell her what you want or like to do; she might like it too.