Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Did some forum hunting, but came up pretty dry for anything recent, so figured I'd ask.

Is there anyplace recommendable within walking distance of Hollywood & Vine?

I think you are reading a tripadvisor from 2004. Hollywood has been utterly destroyed by our govment. You know the ones who blew up dams so there would be no water in the reservoir and who were hanging out in Ghana during a windstorm.

Your best bet is either to traffic in the ratty homeless in that area or jump to 815X in west Hollywood and get a very quick fuck from a Colombian.

[JohnHada]

Jojo is the other MILF mamasan right? I hear Mina is prettier and better service. Have you had Mina before to make the comparison?

How is Jojo's face and body?

And how did you goof around and what type of ego does Jojo have?

I just had a blast with Jojo. Great natural c tits, curvy booty with tramp stamp, not fat at all, just doesn't hit the gym. Great b2 b hotness, kissing, bbj, deep throat, tityfukin, cg, mish, doggie, came. Goofed around, has an ego but has a great sense of humor about it. $$tip+hh. Word is that Lulu is back next week.

[PriscillaM]

I am calling a meeting of the jedi council regarding red lantern.

Details available via PM.

[Jimmy818]

I just had a blast with Jojo. Great natural c tits, curvy booty with tramp stamp, not fat at all, just doesn't hit the gym. Great b2 b hotness, kissing, bbj, deep throat, tityfukin, cg, mish, doggie, came. Goofed around, has an ego but has a great sense of humor about it. $$tip+hh. Word is that Lulu is back next week.

Mina and Jojo takes turns as MMS every other month. Jojo doesn't try to intercept mongers who have particular girls in mind. Because of her round face it might take getting her on her back to see that she's pretty cute! She has what might be called latina-esque body, thick, but no "rolls" to speak of. And, looks low key great in CG!

[PriscillaM]

So now we have a new contender at happy massage in that dead end of a corner strip mall in culver shitty.

I went last night, but just was not in the mood, so I got a pizza to go from lenzini's.

This is a famous strip center. It is home to Ronnie's diner which makes panda express look like an attractive dining option. I have no idea how Ronnie's is still in business.

The dive bar next door is famous for being a shithole.

Lenzini's pizza is domino's level.

The sushi place has a grade lower than bronny.

What a perfect location.

[RalphM]

Did some forum hunting, but came up pretty dry for anything recent, so figured I'd ask.

Is there anyplace recommendable within walking distance of Hollywood & Vine?

[Jbjb1983]

This is way back in the day at Zen in Lomita before she got her new tits. She was on top of me just wailing on me and for one of the very rare times it happens where I actually believe it, I got the feeling she wasn't faking things. Then we switched to dog and I was just hammering on her and again she seemed to be loving it, so I mentioned in the heat of it all that I wish I could stick it in her ass. She just pulled it out, dropped some lube on me, and stuck it in there as if it were nothing and I ain't small. She told me afterwards that she actually prefers it in her butt hallelujah! I never got to see her again as she moved on from there shortly after, it's one of my biggest regrets. She's an all time great.

Yes! I met her 2 times outside the massage parlor! I drove her around downtown La one of those times because she was bored and it was a c-org that got her a room. They had taken over her Hx. This was post tit job! I loved her new beautiful tits. Everything was always covered only bad but she was pretty hott and me and her were cool. She disappeared a couple years ago. I had her Hawaiian number and she would text me when she was in LA. Last time she was telling me she had some baby daddy issues and she was living in Arcadia or something place near there. And yes! She would cum so easily! There be times she tells me that she needed that and that she had busted a nut at HT because she had a stressful day. Mellisa and Marissa Moore yea her Hx is still there too.

[FredFourLess]

Happy massage is next door to a bar with loud music. I got Emma, excellent session! Love those massive tits!! Another tiny hottie was there named Jojo and she was dry humping he as I walked out. I grabbed her tits and she is so tiny! She seems fun! Anyways I am posting an unrelated pic of Mellissa from Ht Massage in Lennox / Ingelwood area, just wondering if anyone has seen her. She was a hot little blonde there but here's a pic hope it brings back memories of her.

This is way back in the day at Zen in Lomita before she got her new tits. She was on top of me just wailing on me and for one of the very rare times it happens where I actually believe it, I got the feeling she wasn't faking things. Then we switched to dog and I was just hammering on her and again she seemed to be loving it, so I mentioned in the heat of it all that I wish I could stick it in her ass. She just pulled it out, dropped some lube on me, and stuck it in there as if it were nothing and I ain't small. She told me afterwards that she actually prefers it in her butt hallelujah! I never got to see her again as she moved on from there shortly after, it's one of my biggest regrets. She's an all time great.

[PriscillaM]

Happy massage is next door to a bar with loud music. I got Emma, excellent session! Love those massive tits!! Another tiny hottie was there named Jojo and she was dry humping he as I walked out. I grabbed her tits and she is so tiny! She seems fun! Anyways I am posting an unrelated pic of Mellissa from Ht Massage in Lennox / Ingelwood area, just wondering if anyone has seen her. She was a hot little blonde there but here's a pic hope it brings back memories of her.

Jojo may be the famous Joanne from spa castle.

Joanne apparently has been sucking dick all along the pacific coast, including seattle. She sucks cock like she is an instructor. She makes noises when bobbing on mr. Knob like an industrial washer dryer, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man.

Back in the day when Red lantern was not busy. This was just before the advent of the wheel. I had a double with Emma and Joanne. I was pounding Emma in doggie on knees like I was playing whack a mole at the county fair trying to win a stuffed panda bear for a girl I wanted to bang and Joanne was licking my gooch from the rear. It felt like I was about to sit down at panda express and a friend picked me up and took me to the habit.

So, I will be dropping by this evening to see the talent at happy massage.

[PriscillaM]

Happy massage is next door to a bar with loud music. I got Emma, excellent session! Love those massive tits!! Another tiny hottie was there named Jojo and she was dry humping he as I walked out. I grabbed her tits and she is so tiny! She seems fun! Anyways I am posting an unrelated pic of Mellissa from Ht Massage in Lennox / Ingelwood area, just wondering if anyone has seen her. She was a hot little blonde there but here's a pic hope it brings back memories of her.

This is what I think. Spa castle is the beta prototype. As it became clear that fuckos were overrunning the place and the NIH tracked the furin cleavage in the rooms, the chain brought us its 2. 0 version which is red lantern. Spa castle is now Sakura. As back up in case red lantern is destroyed by the death star, the forest moon of happy massage is now housing Emma.

[Jbjb1983]

Sounds like this is the same Emma (ankle monitor) from GS Spa in SGV. And here are some photos curtesy of "In and Out" from that forum.

Happy massage is next door to a bar with loud music. I got Emma, excellent session! Love those massive tits!! Another tiny hottie was there named Jojo and she was dry humping he as I walked out. I grabbed her tits and she is so tiny! She seems fun! Anyways I am posting an unrelated pic of Mellissa from Ht Massage in Lennox / Ingelwood area, just wondering if anyone has seen her. She was a hot little blonde there but here's a pic hope it brings back memories of her.

[PriscillaM]

Recommendation needed. What's a good place for a Jacuzzi hook up? I remember a Washington st place that was 420 friendly but I think that place has been closed for a while. I know these places are usually over charge and meh service but wanted to change it up this weekend. Thanks.

The place on Washington is closed. The favorable reviews on yelp and google bent the needle. I think there is some joint that advertises on bedpage with a Jacuzzi. As for the 420, it is a disgusting habit. Kind of like getting jerked off by Asian grannies.

[Jimmy818]

Recommendation needed. What's a good place for a Jacuzzi hook up? I remember a Washington st place that was 420 friendly but I think that place has been closed for a while. I know these places are usually over charge and meh service but wanted to change it up this weekend. Thanks.

[TaxiTaxi]

A couple of months ago there was some discussion on the new-ish nuru spot that opened downtown. I've been there a couple of times but I usually prefer going to their sister location in hollywood. Not only is the parking situation better, but the girls tend to be hotter there.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23352517.html

That's their ad, but as soon as you text the number they'll direct you to their blogsite which has their daily lineup.

I saw Allison a couple of weeks ago. Like others have mentioned the pics are obviously fake, but the girls are legit hot. Allison is in her early to mid 30's but keeps it tight. She has C cups, implants but they're nice, and she has a tight shaved kitty, although she does have a noticeable C section scar. Allison puts in effort and has a great attitude, a great plus. After a quick massage she gets completely nude, oils herself up, and climbs on top of me. Her only rule is to not finger her pussy, but everything else is on the table. I was sucking her tits, grabbing ass, leg locking her, kissing her neck, etc. After about 20 minutes of this she starts titfucking for the grand finale. Mind you, this is all for the flat $220 fee. I ask her if she offers extras and she tells me she doesn't offer them to first timers. I say ok and cum all over her tits. She cleans me up, we get dressed, and she gives the great service kiss goodbye. I got to get the extras.

I come back the next week and ask for Allison by name. I get led to the room and it starts off the same as last time. As she's getting undressed and I ask her for the secret menu. It's an extra $300 to fuck, covered. I decide to pull the trigger and she gets the rubber and we start fucking. Blowjob, then cowgirl, followed by doggy, and finish in mish. It was honestly not worth it for me. I specifically wanted to fuck her so I don't regret it, but it's been a while since I fucked with a rubber on and it just served to remind me that it's not really my thing. I'm a cost benefit kind of guy, so I was thinking that for the total of $520 I could have a much better experience at a korg, or get a creampie for 1/3rd the cost down the street. Either way, we finished, cleaned up, and I was on my way.

My advice is to just stick to the nuru. I honestly had a better time titfucking her and cumming on her tits than I did fucking her covered. Overall a decent experience and I might be back for just the nuru. Oh yeah, she's only there on weekends.

[PriscillaM]

Sounds like this is the same Emma (ankle monitor) from GS Spa in SGV. And here are some photos curtesy of "In and Out" from that forum.

That's her prepare your troops for a ground invasion.