Massage Parlor Reports

[Good Doggy]

Checked in with mms and she told me that Cindy is there. She sent me a pic and say it's 85% the girl. LOL I almost urinated on myself from laughing. She's got a sick sense of humor. I had to go and check out the other 15%.

Cindy looked good great pair of hooters, slender, tattoo. I can work with that.

Shy at first but quickly opened up when she unwrapped my towel for the shower. We clicked during a slippery body slide that was a real close call (I plea the 5th) ton of sexy play got me wanting to get Back to the room.

She sat between my legs and blew me almost to the point of no return.

Cover went on, she's Chinese so we started with her on her back then one leg up for sideways. The angle was good so I went at it a little harder and deeper while she was holding in the my arm.

She was tight and I'm not that big. Moved her to standing k9 and then lazy dog, kept at it till the end.

Good time. Quick clean up, we rested and used the left over time to chat and she kept her hands on me the whole time.

[JustBeingNosey]

I was hoping to find something new, but I only had time to stop by one place on this trip. I was torn about mimi at Lavender so I went over to see Emma. I was very happy that I did. She must weigh 90 pounds and is nice and tiny. She may only have Cs but with being that small, they look fantastic. I wish I could have enjoyed her for a whole lot longer.

[FloridaGringo]

I think you're being too modest.

Based on your posts you are an absolute pussy-destroying stud who has scarcely ever met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. And then afterwards have her wanting to cook for you and hang out off the clock. I mean from the sound of things you're basically dating all of our favorites, right? I would be surprised if they even ask you to pay, given that you're such a chad.

Then again maybe you're just some dude who tells big stories trying to look cool on the internet. As pathetic as that sounds, it wouldn't be the first time.

This is the oldest occupation in history along with the longest running psyop (stroking the male ego). Some may actually enjoy the ego stroke as mush as the physical part.

Some buy into it and some take it with a grain of salt.

They will say and do whatever keeps you coming back. Its all part of the game.

[UnicornHunter]

So I've been laying low for a while. I haven't been to an AMP since the new laws. My urges finally got the best of me and I was ready to dream again. In my dreams, I tried to book with Jersey Girl and experience her skills for the first time but our stars did not align, hopefully one day they will. Didn't want to f-around with providers so I decided to try out a new AMP.

Based on a review here, I visited VIP. I was greeted by Mia and I told her I wanted an hour. She's not a knockout but she had some DLS's and was very welcoming. We entered the room and I began to undress after handing her the standard one hour rate. Started with a TS and it was good to go. She was very thorough and made sure all the nooks and crannies were clean. Then we moved to the room where she asked if I wanted a second girl for an extra benji.

I decided I did and she brought in Dora. Dora is a small Chinese girl and looked to be in her early 20's, with very fair skin. Her body was small but fit. I decided she would do and she walked me to the ATM. I began to use the machine and then…. A porn star looking girl named Angel came out! Huge fake rack super friendly and a bit of an exhibitionist. My jaw literally dropped. She tried to convince me to get an extra hundred for her and have a three girl session. I knew three would be too much for me to handle and kindly told her no. I really wanted to ditch Dora and trade her in for Angel. It seemed like Dora was annoyed with Angel being so flirtatious maybe fearing that she would win me over. I felt bad and hoped that Dora would appreciate me sticking with her and show it in her performance.

I rolled the dice and decided to keep Dora went back into the room with Mia. The fun began, and I quickly realized that I should've went with my gut and got Angel. Dora lacks experience and enthusiasm. Eventually, I sent her out of the room and finished with Mia. The 100 bucks I just charged to the game. Ran through the alphabet with Mia and finished things off with a nice shower and went home.

I would repeat with Mia, she was good at it all. I would definitely not repeat with Dora but before seeing Mia again I would 100% wait for Angel to be ready. I'm not sure if anyone here has experienced her. She does have some tattoos and looks like a ton of fun.

This was my very first time dreaming about VIP and I must say I was pleasantly surprised.

Be safe, catch you guys on the flip side.

[FloridaGringo]

Spring has been my favorite go to the last 6 mos coming down here. After Milk and NDS closed down, the next best was A2. After their closing Spring was the go to. Well this round was a complete disappointment. I drew Tiffany and had her previously a few months back. She's alright. I kinds didn't see the hype all you guys were talking about before. She lets you face fuck her and won't let you leave till you cum, but beyond that she's ok. Maybe cause she kinda looks half Asian half Latina with her thickness?

So this time was a disaster.

She's been working for 6 months straight (maybe longer). I think she is way overdue for a 60 day rejuvenation break.

[Suepaman]

Thanks all you guys for the good, the bad, and the ugly.

I do not know if this is the place to post this question. But how do you guys know that our providers are having the O or had the Os?

I have been around and our providers have always stated to me that I am "number 1", "amazing", "ohh my god", and of course "suepaman".

I know I feel good.

TIA.

[HappyXxx]

Feya is in Seattle. They are lovjng her over there. Not sure where Kiki is. Both are top two in my books.

Yes, we always seem to have the same taste in girls, spinners that can Deep Throat and able to handle some D.

I don't think the stars will ever align, but if they do having Kiki and Feya at the same time would be a dream come true!!

I did go back to lavender today to see if my experience would be different with Michelle and had a pretty good time over there. She's a little older than Mimi, but she had a pretty nice body and she's tiny but it was obviously a no-brainer as far as looks go that I was going to choose Mimi over her the first day but Michelle is still a cutie. I had a blast with her in the shower and I seemed to connect better with her over all. Mimi however did pop in as there was no one else there at the time and I felt a little awkward, but surprisingly she did a quick BBBJ double with Michelle (asking for 2 girl) before leaving the room. Michelle is fun and, I took it slow with her in standing mish and gradually built up to a decent pace and I have to say I came harder that way. She let me bust all over her stomach. I'm used to a little wild with some of the girls I'm with, but it was nice to have something a little more sensual / slower today with Michelle.

After Mimi came in the room and played around a little and obviously did stuff today that she did not want to do with me the last time (maybe because it was our first time meeting) I felt bad immediately about the review that I left her. I might try her again as I honestly think things will get better with her each time and hopefully I'll have something positive to report. I'm happy that we have another FS place to add to our options and I think they will get better as time goes.

[CopKoda]

Speaking of girls: Does anyone know when Feya or Kiki is coming back? Only got to see Kiki one time last month before she had to go back to New York.

Wish I was dating them all. LOL. But if I was, I'd be broke!

Also, I mentioned in my last review, I have not been to Mislley in a couple months, does anyone know who is there right now and who would be the top provider to see? Want to give them a try later today.

Feya is in Seattle. They are lovjng her over there. Not sure where Kiki is. Both are top two in my books.

[Jiat2001]

I wanted to see what the excitement was about and decided to dream of Daphne. She was quite older with man-mades that you can see the huge scars which to me is a huge turn off. Another downside is that she does not do LFK or DFK, just small kisses on the lips. Also I forgot to mention that she will ask you for more Super Mario coins which can be quite expensive. In the shower she did this B2 B glide and was kinda rough and heavy but it was alright. Back in the room she did something which I did not expect. She laid on her back with her head off the bench, giving me a BBBJ and then it turned into a 69 but with me on top and giving her DAY. I had to stop her because her teeth was digging into my special tool. We did cowgirl and I noticed that she was very tight which was not that comfortable. After everything that has happened, I woke up and realize that it was a dream. Well this was a good example of YMMV. If you want to try her out, by all means. Damage was $$ but it could have been worse so bring what you're willing to spend. Stay safe everyone.

Jiat2001.

[BigJohn619]

Spring has been my favorite go to the last 6 mos coming down here. After Milk and NDS closed down, the next best was A2. After their closing Spring was the go to. Well this round was a complete disappointment. I drew Tiffany and had her previously a few months back. She's alright. I kinds didn't see the hype all you guys were talking about before. She lets you face fuck her and won't let you leave till you cum, but beyond that she's ok. Maybe cause she kinda looks half Asian half Latina with her thickness?

So this time was a disaster. She takes me into the table shower while watching a fuckin Tik Tok video on her phone. Proceeds to prop it up and keep watching it while she cleans me. WTF? A few minutes in and I was going to walk DURING a table shower 1st time ever. Was going over in my head the fuckin bs back and forth of why and didn't want to deal with it. So I decided I'd try and shoot a rope across her face and maybe up a nostril if I was lucky. Well to no avail. Went for a while with ok BJ, limited TUMA, closed eyed mish. Pretty much sucked. Its pry getting old for her?

And I am in no way a 10. I don't think anyone is who goes to AMPs. I'm a solid 6 punchin up. And based on previous trips and last night I don't think looks are an issue. And yeah I know there is the "maybe we just didn't click" but I kinda find her personality pretty blah. Half of the lure of these places is them making it seem like they want you, not overdoing it when they do, not over selling them getting off, eye contact and them telling you "you so strong" and believing it.

So won't be going back and looking for others. Girl who let me in and also asked for 2 girls in the shower looked familiar. Fucked her before but can't remember her name. Wasn't note worthy. Smaller spinner, but kinda older looking, decent rack, mole on her upper lip. Also seemed very blah. Think its just those 2 so I'd pass on this place this month.

[AznWenis]

Stopped by M&why trying to catch Mina. She was off so I went with Emma. She gets better and better each time. Prob the best natural tits this rotation. Not as perky as Bella but very nice. Very GFE and willing to please.

[RowdyReptile]

I think you're being too modest.

Based on your posts you are an absolute pussy-destroying stud who has scarcely ever met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. And then afterwards have her wanting to cook for you and hang out off the clock. I mean from the sound of things you're basically dating all of our favorites, right? I would be surprised if they even ask you to pay, given that you're such a chad.

Then again maybe you're just some dude who tells big stories trying to look cool on the internet. As pathetic as that sounds, it wouldn't be the first time.

Spot on analysis.

[HappyXxx]

I think you're being too modest.

Based on your posts you are an absolute pussy-destroying stud who has scarcely ever met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. And then afterwards have her wanting to cook for you and hang out off the clock. I mean from the sound of things you're basically dating all of our favorites, right? I would be surprised if they even ask you to pay, given that you're such a chad.

Then again maybe you're just some dude who tells big stories trying to look cool on the internet. As pathetic as that sounds, it wouldn't be the first time.

Ha-ha. I usually only see certain girls that I vibe good with and have known for a while because I know what gets them going and they know what gets me going, just more fun that way imo. I've been at this hobby for a long time, so I have a pretty decent list of girls I consider regulars. I go often 2 to 3 times a week and if there's a total of eight girls in the rotation at the top 3, I'm usually only seeing two of them consistently that month, which really helps build some chemistry for future visits, and you get to really know them as well and although I do try the occasional new hot girls that comes in, I do like to stick to the girls that I know I can satisfy, and that I know that can satisfy me. I know some guys like to fuck different girls each visit and that does sound exciting but I usually stick to two or three out of the rotation that month and depending on the rotation it might only be one girl that I see consistently for that month. In my last review, I was only piggybacking on the other mongers review about how we all have different experiences and connections with each girl, so I mentioned a few of those myself hoping others would chime in, and we can reminisce on some of the current and past all star girls we may not have heard from in a while, or current ones that are here now or have seen recently. Some of the things I mentioned in my review about knowing some of the girls on a personal level it's because I've known them for a long time and pretty consistent with seeing the same ones over and over when they are in town (years) and the point behind that was that they are normal people outside of work and pretty extraordinary women at that with the dedication to working hard and supporting their families.

Speaking of girls: Does anyone know when Feya or Kiki is coming back? Only got to see Kiki one time last month before she had to go back to New York.

Wish I was dating them all. LOL. But if I was, I'd be broke!

Also, I mentioned in my last review, I have not been to Mislley in a couple months, does anyone know who is there right now and who would be the top provider to see? Want to give them a try later today.

[Flyforfun]

I know you are all rolling your eyes but I really enjoyed a girl named Roxy in Ocoee at the Aqua spa, in early 2024.

Does anyone know where she landed?

Would love to see her again.

[Member #7165]

Hey folks, I just wanted to check in as I may be making another visit within a few weeks. After reading the forum it isn't so easy to tell what has happened.

It looks like Gardenia no longer offers the goods? Tokyo & Spring still chugging along? I've had several visits in the past to all of gardenia, tokyo, spring and a2 so just wanted to see if the experience is the same. I'm hearing about M&why now being in the mix, how good is it over there? Also, did A2 never reopen after it closed (allegedly for renos) a while back?