Massage Parlor Reports

[BooBoo24]

Agree 100% but simps will simp and many use this forum as a venue to write long Penthouse stories vs simply sharing reliable info. As if it's some kind of flex that you paid for sex and had a good time LOL.

There may be a handful of all-stars at these spas like Blue, Tiffany, Mina, etc but even star players don't hit home runs in every single game. And the other girls are on the team for a reason. Give them a chance to shine and you might be surprised. Some of the best appointments I've had were with girls that don't get the fanfare on here but I just happened to click with.

Bottom line it's always YMMV, so stop chasing the 5-star porno experience because there are never any guarantees. However if you come correct and treat the girls right then 99% chance they will do right by you and you'll get your money's worth. I mean ultimately it's just getting a nut out with a prostitute, really not that serious is it?

Oh man, full disclosure, I totally had to google "simp", hahaha! I'm an old guy in his 40's so I'm totally unhip to you youngsters, but I'm also totally guilty of some long stories on this site. For me, I only started posting reviews about a year ago because I realized I was forgetting a lot of my sessions. I started running into some of the same girls nationwide, turns out they travel just like I do. I would pop into a place and the gal would give me a sheepish grin, sometimes I could place her and sometimes not, especially if she wasn't "memorable".

So I started logging my showdowns with specific girls into my phone, complete with their names and details of the party so I could remember which girls I liked, and which girls didn't like me. I was chronicling them so if I ran into a gal in San Diego who I had met in Arizona, I could reference my notes and see if we jived, it was a way to decipher if I would repeat.

Plus, the girls all come around again eventually, I can now reference my log to see if (baby) liked kissing or if (baby) liked asshole sucking, etc. Now, I know what I am in for and I can do a quick switch if I need to. Plus, it's fun when you know what makes a girl tick ahead of time, a quick reference while they're gathering supplies. Hahaha! I've had girls soaked in 3 min versus 20 min.

Also, I realized I was only lurking on these sites and that's not totally cool. I read a couple of posts from some members about frustrations with lack of reviews. I was a dude getting info for free and having a good time, but I was not sharing. I tend to agree that is bullshit. The main point in my mind was to get the girls more business, they deserve it if they are good. So I just started to copy / paste my dirty diary...granted with some edits. After all, it was already written!

But I get both points here. I already have the log, so I don't necessarily need to share it. But I also want the girls to get more business...that's kind of the whole point of the board, right? I've also shared some bad experiences, which are just as relevant to share in my opinion. I don't know, I think communication is good. And I have never gone into a session expecting something I've read in another review, I mean that's kinda silly. You roll with the flow, read the room, and then FUCK the room!

And you have to read the posted reviews just like you read Yelp reviews, it's not hard to pick out the bullshit. Hahaha!

Happy New Year, Snakes!

[JCraigslistK]

Thanks for the timely review. Had a question about the line "... and saw Emma again, I guess she changed her name". Do you know what Emma's AMP name was prior to changing it to Emma?

The reason I ask is that I visited M & Y on Sunday (02/02) and had a session with May, was introduced to Eva and met Mina in the hall. My plan was to visit M & Y again this weekend and wanted to see Eva but I was wondering if Eva is now Emma or if Emma is a completely new provider just on the scene. Your description of the provider, "natural spinner body" sounds like Eva now possibly known as Emma. Am hoping that is the case. Would be grateful if you could set me straight on the names. Thanks.

Evening all. Stopped by later in the day and was introduced to Emma that matches previous petite description. I have only been visiting Orlando and M&why for last 6 months and she hasn't been here in or partner locations to my recollection. She mentioned it wasn't too busy of a day but someone must have been putting in some work as she started cg slowly but quickly went back to cim due to being sore. Later in the day door swings sometimes slow but ladies may be tired. Got to play the cards you are dealt, still good visit due to Emma's bubbly personality. Also update for all of the Mina fans she is out sick, maybe back tomorrow if she is feeling better.

[BooBoo24]

Are there any known young Japanese girls?

You're going to have to travel. There was a j-girl at Aqua last summer named Yoko, she was a party and spoke great English...even let me take her to Greece. But she seemed to be a rare j-girl treat in O-town.

I remember somebody reported last year that some j-girl students were working a spa in Tavares, but they were only offering L1? I think it was Gong Fu or something, but I'm not willing to search back through the thread. I think some other mongers debunked it anyway and said they were actually Chinese posing as Japanese, but I can't remember fully.

If you're willing to jump on a plane or drive to Atlanta, it looks like they have a J-org. I have not been, so I can't provide any experience, but maybe search their forum.

www.hi-tokyo.com

Most j-girls work out of NYC and LA, with some in DC, Vegas, and Chicago. From what I've gathered, their network is not as strong as the c-girls and the j-girls feel unsafe outside of NY / LA. But if you make it to NYC, you can bang a JAV for less than 4 bills. Some j-girls will let you film it for an upcharge.

https://www.pleasure-palace.club/

Also, I just found out you FL boys have a K-org now in Jacksonville. Some of you guys have been complaining about walk-ins fucking up your party at the Big 3, so a K-org is right up your alley. Get screened and take a drive, complete GFE for 60 min uninterrupted in an upscale apartment. I haven't sampled this place but if you're sick of the door pinging, a KAAMP is money.

www.bunnyfactory.net

Peace and love!

[CopKoda]

Went to Tokyo today. Met Yumi, she's pretty. About 5'3 maybe; with Asian blonde highlights in her hair. I'd guess she could be in her mid 30's. Very nice body, flat / semi toned stomach and MM b / c cups that fit her frame very nicely. Great smile and attitude. Flat ass but has nice slender curves. You can really tell during standing mish. BBBJ was good. And no over the top moaning. Overall, great girl, would repeat.

[Dick Jackman]

Stopped by M&why and saw Emma again, I guess she changed her name. Nice set of tits, I think they are natural, spinner body. Had a great time. It was kinda busy with door ringing like crazy but still a good time.

Thanks for the timely review. Had a question about the line "... and saw Emma again, I guess she changed her name". Do you know what Emma's AMP name was prior to changing it to Emma?

The reason I ask is that I visited M & Y on Sunday (02/02) and had a session with May, was introduced to Eva and met Mina in the hall. My plan was to visit M & Y again this weekend and wanted to see Eva but I was wondering if Eva is now Emma or if Emma is a completely new provider just on the scene. Your description of the provider, "natural spinner body" sounds like Eva now possibly known as Emma. Am hoping that is the case. Would be grateful if you could set me straight on the names. Thanks.

[MichiGanz]

Finally back! Cold hard winter in michigan away from all this fine pussy down here.

Can anyone tell me if angel the wall walker is still around? I'm intrigued by these fale abs and want to see LOL.

[Rezolute]

I went to M&Y and got May. We got down to business right away and she started an ok BBBJ but it was a bit toothy. She wanted to move on mish and I was not a fan of her fake moans. We get interrupted a few times which was really starting to annoy me. She would complain about me being too rough when all I did was try to finger her. I had to cut it short as I was not having a good time. I wish I had requested Mina since she was also there.

[Suepaman]

Got to go see Sisi and Linda. What has been said is true and more.

[Suepaman]

With the rotation, it had been a while since I seen Tiffany. Stopped by Spring and requested Tiffany. What can I say that has not been said. A+ service as always. She has been around for a bit now and think her break is coming up soon.

[HappyXxx]

Planning a trip over to Orlando later this month. I saw someone mentioned Ruby may go over to Tokyo this month. Has anyone confirmed this?

Ruby is not in Orlando at the moment, I'm pretty sure she's on break right now.

[Oldman696]

Guys on rubmaps have posted reviews that said FS is back. I may have to go again and verify it.

[FloridaGringo]

I question the post.

Not that the post itself merits a rubber stamp but there have been a few more that expressed L2 L3 options.

I am going to pop in for some recon very soon. Report to follow.

[SpreadR]

The attached review describing a hobbyist's recent FS visit is potentially good news for all of us. Lavender (formerly known as "Gardenia") was a solid go to AMP that was even listed in Dr Willys list of the top local AMPs. Then they abruptly closed and shortly thereafter, they reopened with a new name and a new business model -- that of apparently completely legit AMP.

Am eager to hear from other hobbyists as to whether they have received recent FS at Lavender or if the attached FS review is describing the efforts of a particularly entrepreneurial provider who, upon seeing an opportunity to provide a service that is always in demand, stepped up on her own.

I question the post.

[FloridaGringo]

Planning a trip over to Orlando later this month. I saw someone mentioned Ruby may go over to Tokyo this month. Has anyone confirmed this?

I saw her at M-why on the 29th a few days before shift change and she told me to come see her at Tokyo. I say Abby at Tokyo yesterday and Ruby is not in the rotation. Don't know where she went.

[MustachRide]

Planning a trip over to Orlando later this month. I saw someone mentioned Ruby may go over to Tokyo this month. Has anyone confirmed this?