Massage Parlor Reports

**JumboSD** · 02-04-25 14:19

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

Went in a bit late tonight after work to OA, parking lot is a super quite.

Greet by mama san, told me Yuki just arrived 1 hour ago, I was like hell yes please!!

Pretty sure similar feedback was given about Yuki before, so I just add minor confirmation. She is japanese, (no BBFS type) she does have a tattoo on her abdomen.

Looks: 8. 5 /10 cute spinner type, digs her look greatly.

Bod: 8. 5 /10 enhanced D cup. Decent tight kitty. Clean shaven.

Attitude: 9/10 great GFE encounter, she aims to please.

Came in the room, she started to rinse her mouth first, and handed me mine, great hygiene bu even though I assume I was her 1st today, but she took the time to prep which I greatly appreciate.

Started with some light rub down, minor teasing. On the flip, she gave a great BBBJ, lots of suction and slurping. 10 minutes ish on the BJ and I askfor cover on instead of some provider just put it on, which agin a greatly appreciated, no rush to finish me off. After cover on she started with cg and DFK, great gripping on kitty. Then I took charge and tried various positions..

I Stopped by to see Yuki today. She was in a pink see-through outfit. The whole process was slow with GFE feeling and it really reminded me of my first girlfriend. Thanks guy for sharing.

**Mr Plumber** · 02-04-25 11:34

Originally Posted by Qblast [View Original Post]

I'm still searching for my Viet unicorn! I went to Lovely Day based on a few reports but the girl told me they were busy and to come back. I decided to give Sea Salt a try. I remember this place had some intel in the past so decided to TOFTT.

Walk in and an older provider came to the greeters booth. While she had a great set of mm's popping out, there was no way I was going to spend time with her. I asked if someone else was working and she called out the other girl. Nice, she was your average looking late 30's Viet, nice! We get to the massage, which was decent. Very little small talk, even when I tried to initiate it, all her answers were short which was surprising because her English was very good.

Down to business. She doesn't even flip me over. She bends down in front of my table and meets me eye to eye, then tells me I'm only getting a BJ, I'll get more next time. Huh? Whatever, fine. I ask CBJ or BBBJ, she says CBJ but naked with full touch, so I offer $.8, she counters $1. 6!! We finally get to a battle between $1. And $1.2 and she keeps telling me she'll charge less next time, I counter with, if it's good I'll pay MORE next time. When I said I'll just come back for next time, she said ok to $1.

Finally, done dealing with her, which was kind of annoying. She grabs the cover and start to go at it. Nothing special, she's just standing next to the table bobbing her head, squeezing my shaft with one hand and my balls with another. No eye contact, no extra licking just bobbing up and down. I tried touching her and asked for some DATY, "next time". Ugh! I decided to make the best of it and started pumping her face until I blew. I was packing up before she was even done cleaning up. On my way out, she said, "see you next time". There will not be a next time!

If the Sea Salt on Euclid, I went there with a girlfriend a couple years ago. She got the mani-pedi treatment and I got the massage with pole Polish treatment. I was surprised it was even offered. The massage was better quality than the HJ. But even a lousy HJ is better than no HJ at all. Oh and the Asian GF at that time was husband shopping and trying to get pregnant. After a year of fucking my old ass, I told her I had a vasectomy a decade prior. I hope she found her fertile Prince Charming. Maybe she's now with one of you fuckers. Ha! If so, Tell Sandy Plumber says Hey!

**Assaholic** · 02-04-25 04:08

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Anyone try this place in anaheim yet? The outside look pretty run down. It is a thai massage so I doubt any he going on but do see few reviews for one on rubmaps.

Not since a few years back (mid Covid). TLDR: Extras: No, quality of massage: Meh. I had been here a couple of times before and decided to give it another try for legit stress relieve. I would rate the massage as a B-, but the real problem for me was that they make you wear those Japanese-style trunks and they wear some kind of weird gloves, both of which are major deal breakers for me.

I keep my legit and fun activities completely separate. In my opinion, finding a legit provider is waaay harder.

**NoClue02** · 02-04-25 02:51

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

No, but I had already tried a few of the anaheim parlors, all are 40+ older gals and upsale for a CBJ or HJ and asks for bonus. I would not try any anaheim places unless you want older gals or actual massages.

Thanks. I don't have high hopes for extra at thai massage but I did went after work today. My back really need a fix and bamboo wouldn't help this time. Pretty solid place, comparable to nuad thai in Costa mesa.

Anaheim have some fun places in the past, hot towel behind the animal clinic was awesome. Cheap and cute coed providers! I missed that place LOL.

**NoClue02** · 02-04-25 02:48

Went for lucky based on faceless1's review. This is my 2nd time here, first was with Chloe so I'll be making comparisons between the two LOL. Parked and saw a van with 2 guys sitting there facing the store front. Kinda suspicious wondering if it a sting or what. Decided to go in anyway, already there LOL. Lucky is just like how she was reviewed. Cute gnd look and with a to die for dress if she wear that in the club. Very chatty and friendly. Darker skin tone, saggy boobs, probably b cup to me. Finished the deed quick and clean up and head out.

Look wise, lucky is better than Chloe. Nicer ass, cuter face and body. Love her skin tone color, or maybe it a bit darker in the room so it make it easier on the eye?

Speak better English, can hold a conversation and a bit funny.

Performance wise, Chloe is way ahead. Lucky does take control of the session, of which I don't really mind. Started off BBBJ while laying down and then 69 a bit with her. Not a fan of daty but did play a bit. Couldn't tell when the hell the hat was on so maybe she gave me a quick BBBJ and then the rest was covered LOL. Either way it was not bad. Started out with rcg, gave a nice rear view, then to k9 while I asked and semi inserted my thumb in her ass. She giggle and said no but never push away. I didn't want to push it so I stopped. Finished in standing mish. Pretty standard with lucky. Chloe on the other hand, let me take the lead. Bbj was better, more head twisting motion and ball licking. Started with standing Mish, mish and then finished with cg. Chloe is the 2nd provider that I can finished in cg position, the rest I have been with was boring during cg.

Overall both girls was cool. I think lucky would be my repeat as she gave you that connected feeling, you're here to relax and enjoy while Chloe is just mainly just go, enjoy the session and that's that.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 02-04-25 02:23

Way more than a cruise? <Following a series of unimpressive visits all over, decided to at least get pampered with the TS at acupuncture W / e they changed the name to. Place is so lit up now and they have a private security in a car watching the lot. Pulled a big Tittat Cutie who I'm assuming was Lisa? Anyway opted for hr and then the old hag bait and switched me to a young little Small titay, Amazonian Bush sporting, minimal English 2 x4. Anyway I considered walking out but the odds of getting an uglier one somewhere else are high these days. Stuck it out and once again can vouch that This place must be affiliated with Green sign following their long list of shenanigans. TS was good, no deep Frenching (LAME) - cute face, looks Japanese to me. Good body normal Chinese ass. Was shocked when I tossed her salad. During her BJ Which was mediocre at best _Face fucked her a bit until she gagged_she couldn't DT, ball sucking was top notch. Rounded a few positions and she didn't rush which was nice after that god awful interlude at Garden'. I finished her off in Prone posish and the whole thing felt like fuckin a slim Chinese version of my ex.

Nice enough, didn't offer me a water, she kind of seemed shameful towards the end like her 1st BBQ or something__odd. I wouldn't repeat_standard tip nothing special_mediocre crap continues*.

**Faceless1** · 02-03-25 20:20

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Anyone try this place in anaheim yet? The outside look pretty run down. It is a thai massage so I doubt any he going on but do see few reviews for one on rubmaps.

No, but I had already tried a few of the anaheim parlors, all are 40+ older gals and upsale for a CBJ or HJ and asks for bonus. I would not try any anaheim places unless you want older gals or actual massages.

**Faceless1** · 02-03-25 20:14

Originally Posted by ArizonaLebron [View Original Post]

Is Mandy MMS who answers all the texts?

Honestly I don't know man, I don't think so. Because operator seems to be someone outof sight, and who ever is managing the front is just like a supervisor. Because I did have miscommuniction before even though I called / texted ahead. And operator seems to have 0 knowledge that I was even in te shop.

**NoClue02** · 02-03-25 18:55

Anyone try this place in anaheim yet? The outside look pretty run down. It is a thai massage so I doubt any he going on but do see few reviews for one on rubmaps.

**Milfdinger** · 02-03-25 18:48

Looking for the best Gilf locations in Central and North County. Doesn't have to be FS but CBJ would be great. TIA.

**HotdogRegret** · 02-03-25 18:29

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

Which Happy is this? Hopefully a city or street will help narrow it a bit.

It was off Newport ave in Tustin.

**YellowFinTuna** · 02-03-25 18:24

Went to Happy Feet in Westminster, 2nd floor, not first floor near Wells Fargo. Had a meeting with CiCi. Attractive probably 30 ish with a super positive attitude and smile. HJ only but she let me remove her bra and check out the strong B cups. Fairly good massage but a HJ takes forever for me these days as I prefer FS. Finished at 30-minutes and I went to get up and she pushed me back down to finish the massage in overtime. Very nice lady but I probably won't repeat as I'm in for FS but the $30 for 30 min. Wasn't bad.

GB Family Spa in Santa Ana. Wendy is gone so I had a meeting with Coco who was wearing a dress so I knew it was FS game on. A bit heavier than I prefer and she gave a relatively good massage. $140 but she repeatedly asked for more money which I didn't like although she had a great attitude. Overall good session and she got the job done but I won't repeat with her.

**ArizonaLebron** · 02-03-25 18:21

Is Mandy MMS who answers all the texts?

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

Decompressing after 2 stressful night shift. Arrived at garden early in the morning to beat the rush. Mandy recommends Lucky for me.

Lucky looks like them girlu meet at the club, for the experienced monger at rights, lucky lowkey looks like Megan / eva without but witout the attitude and sass. Slight droop C cup, but I'll get back to this one later.

Looks: 8. 5/10 slightly show age under light, with lights on she is around 30+, dim the lights with her performance, you would think you are hanging an 20 year old. Like I said she looks like Megan, so if you know you know.

Bod: 8. 5/10 she got a slight soft Bush going on, won't leave friction burn on you if you go down on her, but I would prefer good old bald eagle. Tities fights gravity a bit, but she does this thing with her natural Cs to slide on you is kinky and fun, and then she wipe down your feet and use your feet to play with her tits, this girl got some creative moves LOL.

Attitude: 7/10. Unfortunately this is where some of you will draw the line, but I think it is fine, she doesn't allow Cim unless added bonus (sad), no rim, and no greek. Standard GFE, but she would put on a great show. (more on that next).

**Qblast** · 02-03-25 17:01

Originally Posted by BraveNuPengwin [View Original Post]

Thanks for the update-_this place hasn't been good since it transformed from "my Happy face" high donation and 30+ prude Viet- boycott!

To be honest, she was kind of cute, not an abg but still MCOT. Service though, ugh. The Viet girls used to be so chatty, this girl only knew how to say "Next time".

**Faceless1** · 02-03-25 16:03

Decompressing after 2 stressful night shift. Arrived at garden early in the morning to beat the rush. Mandy recommends Lucky for me.

Lucky looks like them girlu meet at the club, for the experienced monger at rights, lucky lowkey looks like Megan / eva without but witout the attitude and sass. Slight droop C cup, but I'll get back to this one later.

Looks: 8. 5/10 slightly show age under light, with lights on she is around 30+, dim the lights with her performance, you would think you are hanging an 20 year old. Like I said she looks like Megan, so if you know you know.

Bod: 8. 5/10 she got a slight soft Bush going on, won't leave friction burn on you if you go down on her, but I would prefer good old bald eagle. Tities fights gravity a bit, but she does this thing with her natural Cs to slide on you is kinky and fun, and then she wipe down your feet and use your feet to play with her tits, this girl got some creative moves LOL.

Attitude: 7/10. Unfortunately this is where some of you will draw the line, but I think it is fine, she doesn't allow Cim unless added bonus (sad), no rim, and no greek. Standard GFE, but she would put on a great show. (more on that next).

Paid for my hour, she gives a decent massage, nothing to write home about, but she does put in the finger strength to soft up the back tissue. Without oil as well. So post massage, she will do that sliding tities on your back to tease with that foot thing. Not gain or loss for me, but it is creative. Flip, 69 her while she is sorta fresh, she is very tasty, she does DT. But my DT with my size might not be the same for yall long duck dongs. Great suction and lots of tongue play. She doesn't kiss a whole lot, but it is fine for me, because I fuk with lights on. Cover on she start with reverse CG, and let me tell you bruh, she knows how to ride well, kitty is very tight and wet, great vocal performance to get me started. After 5 minutes of that I took charge and do standng Mish, her performance on let just say rough play is exceptional. I had to stop to make sure she isn't feeling pain or anything. But it is her kink I guess, she is legit the 1st performer that do this act in bed for all my days of expedition. She is tight in all positions, greatest is in k9, this girl know how to get you going. 20 minutes of actions I finished in the bag, extremely satisfied. Dono was $. 60.

Highly recommended if you are not high demand on extra stuff like rim or Cim, this girl is like a downgrade Megan.

Happy mongering every1.