Massage Parlor Reports

[NoClue02]

No, but I had already tried a few of the anaheim parlors, all are 40+ older gals and upsale for a CBJ or HJ and asks for bonus. I would not try any anaheim places unless you want older gals or actual massages.

Thanks. I don't have high hopes for extra at thai massage but I did went after work today. My back really need a fix and bamboo wouldn't help this time. Pretty solid place, comparable to nuad thai in Costa mesa.

Anaheim have some fun places in the past, hot towel behind the animal clinic was awesome. Cheap and cute coed providers! I missed that place LOL.

[NoClue02]

Went for lucky based on faceless1's review. This is my 2nd time here, first was with Chloe so I'll be making comparisons between the two LOL. Parked and saw a van with 2 guys sitting there facing the store front. Kinda suspicious wondering if it a sting or what. Decided to go in anyway, already there LOL. Lucky is just like how she was reviewed. Cute gnd look and with a to die for dress if she wear that in the club. Very chatty and friendly. Darker skin tone, saggy boobs, probably b cup to me. Finished the deed quick and clean up and head out.

Look wise, lucky is better than Chloe. Nicer ass, cuter face and body. Love her skin tone color, or maybe it a bit darker in the room so it make it easier on the eye?

Speak better English, can hold a conversation and a bit funny.

Performance wise, Chloe is way ahead. Lucky does take control of the session, of which I don't really mind. Started off BBBJ while laying down and then 69 a bit with her. Not a fan of daty but did play a bit. Couldn't tell when the hell the hat was on so maybe she gave me a quick BBBJ and then the rest was covered LOL. Either way it was not bad. Started out with rcg, gave a nice rear view, then to k9 while I asked and semi inserted my thumb in her ass. She giggle and said no but never push away. I didn't want to push it so I stopped. Finished in standing mish. Pretty standard with lucky. Chloe on the other hand, let me take the lead. Bbj was better, more head twisting motion and ball licking. Started with standing Mish, mish and then finished with cg. Chloe is the 2nd provider that I can finished in cg position, the rest I have been with was boring during cg.

Overall both girls was cool. I think lucky would be my repeat as she gave you that connected feeling, you're here to relax and enjoy while Chloe is just mainly just go, enjoy the session and that's that.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Way more than a cruise? <Following a series of unimpressive visits all over, decided to at least get pampered with the TS at acupuncture W / e they changed the name to. Place is so lit up now and they have a private security in a car watching the lot. Pulled a big Tittat Cutie who I'm assuming was Lisa? Anyway opted for hr and then the old hag bait and switched me to a young little Small titay, Amazonian Bush sporting, minimal English 2 x4. Anyway I considered walking out but the odds of getting an uglier one somewhere else are high these days. Stuck it out and once again can vouch that This place must be affiliated with Green sign following their long list of shenanigans. TS was good, no deep Frenching (LAME) - cute face, looks Japanese to me. Good body normal Chinese ass. Was shocked when I tossed her salad. During her BJ Which was mediocre at best _Face fucked her a bit until she gagged_she couldn't DT, ball sucking was top notch. Rounded a few positions and she didn't rush which was nice after that god awful interlude at Garden'. I finished her off in Prone posish and the whole thing felt like fuckin a slim Chinese version of my ex.

Nice enough, didn't offer me a water, she kind of seemed shameful towards the end like her 1st BBQ or something__odd. I wouldn't repeat_standard tip nothing special_mediocre crap continues*.

[Faceless1]

Anyone try this place in anaheim yet? The outside look pretty run down. It is a thai massage so I doubt any he going on but do see few reviews for one on rubmaps.

No, but I had already tried a few of the anaheim parlors, all are 40+ older gals and upsale for a CBJ or HJ and asks for bonus. I would not try any anaheim places unless you want older gals or actual massages.

[Faceless1]

Is Mandy MMS who answers all the texts?

Honestly I don't know man, I don't think so. Because operator seems to be someone outof sight, and who ever is managing the front is just like a supervisor. Because I did have miscommuniction before even though I called / texted ahead. And operator seems to have 0 knowledge that I was even in te shop.

[NoClue02]

Anyone try this place in anaheim yet? The outside look pretty run down. It is a thai massage so I doubt any he going on but do see few reviews for one on rubmaps.

[Milfdinger]

Looking for the best Gilf locations in Central and North County. Doesn't have to be FS but CBJ would be great. TIA.

[HotdogRegret]

Which Happy is this? Hopefully a city or street will help narrow it a bit.

It was off Newport ave in Tustin.

[YellowFinTuna]

Went to Happy Feet in Westminster, 2nd floor, not first floor near Wells Fargo. Had a meeting with CiCi. Attractive probably 30 ish with a super positive attitude and smile. HJ only but she let me remove her bra and check out the strong B cups. Fairly good massage but a HJ takes forever for me these days as I prefer FS. Finished at 30-minutes and I went to get up and she pushed me back down to finish the massage in overtime. Very nice lady but I probably won't repeat as I'm in for FS but the $30 for 30 min. Wasn't bad.

GB Family Spa in Santa Ana. Wendy is gone so I had a meeting with Coco who was wearing a dress so I knew it was FS game on. A bit heavier than I prefer and she gave a relatively good massage. $140 but she repeatedly asked for more money which I didn't like although she had a great attitude. Overall good session and she got the job done but I won't repeat with her.

[ArizonaLebron]

Is Mandy MMS who answers all the texts?

Decompressing after 2 stressful night shift. Arrived at garden early in the morning to beat the rush. Mandy recommends Lucky for me.

Lucky looks like them girlu meet at the club, for the experienced monger at rights, lucky lowkey looks like Megan / eva without but witout the attitude and sass. Slight droop C cup, but I'll get back to this one later.

Looks: 8. 5/10 slightly show age under light, with lights on she is around 30+, dim the lights with her performance, you would think you are hanging an 20 year old. Like I said she looks like Megan, so if you know you know.

Bod: 8. 5/10 she got a slight soft Bush going on, won't leave friction burn on you if you go down on her, but I would prefer good old bald eagle. Tities fights gravity a bit, but she does this thing with her natural Cs to slide on you is kinky and fun, and then she wipe down your feet and use your feet to play with her tits, this girl got some creative moves LOL.

Attitude: 7/10. Unfortunately this is where some of you will draw the line, but I think it is fine, she doesn't allow Cim unless added bonus (sad), no rim, and no greek. Standard GFE, but she would put on a great show. (more on that next).

[Qblast]

Thanks for the update-_this place hasn't been good since it transformed from "my Happy face" high donation and 30+ prude Viet- boycott!

To be honest, she was kind of cute, not an abg but still MCOT. Service though, ugh. The Viet girls used to be so chatty, this girl only knew how to say "Next time".

[Faceless1]

Decompressing after 2 stressful night shift. Arrived at garden early in the morning to beat the rush. Mandy recommends Lucky for me.

Lucky looks like them girlu meet at the club, for the experienced monger at rights, lucky lowkey looks like Megan / eva without but witout the attitude and sass. Slight droop C cup, but I'll get back to this one later.

Looks: 8. 5/10 slightly show age under light, with lights on she is around 30+, dim the lights with her performance, you would think you are hanging an 20 year old. Like I said she looks like Megan, so if you know you know.

Bod: 8. 5/10 she got a slight soft Bush going on, won't leave friction burn on you if you go down on her, but I would prefer good old bald eagle. Tities fights gravity a bit, but she does this thing with her natural Cs to slide on you is kinky and fun, and then she wipe down your feet and use your feet to play with her tits, this girl got some creative moves LOL.

Attitude: 7/10. Unfortunately this is where some of you will draw the line, but I think it is fine, she doesn't allow Cim unless added bonus (sad), no rim, and no greek. Standard GFE, but she would put on a great show. (more on that next).

Paid for my hour, she gives a decent massage, nothing to write home about, but she does put in the finger strength to soft up the back tissue. Without oil as well. So post massage, she will do that sliding tities on your back to tease with that foot thing. Not gain or loss for me, but it is creative. Flip, 69 her while she is sorta fresh, she is very tasty, she does DT. But my DT with my size might not be the same for yall long duck dongs. Great suction and lots of tongue play. She doesn't kiss a whole lot, but it is fine for me, because I fuk with lights on. Cover on she start with reverse CG, and let me tell you bruh, she knows how to ride well, kitty is very tight and wet, great vocal performance to get me started. After 5 minutes of that I took charge and do standng Mish, her performance on let just say rough play is exceptional. I had to stop to make sure she isn't feeling pain or anything. But it is her kink I guess, she is legit the 1st performer that do this act in bed for all my days of expedition. She is tight in all positions, greatest is in k9, this girl know how to get you going. 20 minutes of actions I finished in the bag, extremely satisfied. Dono was $. 60.

Highly recommended if you are not high demand on extra stuff like rim or Cim, this girl is like a downgrade Megan.

Happy mongering every1.

[Harveyspec1069]

Visited 99 Health Center (formerly known as Spa Royal) today to check out the new lineup and a slender Asian beauty with natural Cs and a gorgeous smile opened the door to greet me. She had the most lovely face with a big happy smile and dreamy eyes. She tells me her name is Lisa.

Lisa was wearing a blue lacy cocktail dress and she looked stunning. Great legs and ass, just a bit of meat and curve on an otherwise slender frame, Large C cups, beautiful caramel skin, long silky hair to mid-back. And that face! Oh, that face! Soooo adorable and hot. Young looking features with beautiful dark eyes, button nose, full and soft lips and beautifully proportioned soft features. A gorgeous Chinese doll.

Lisa's build I would call fit and slender. She's a spinner build with not much fat. She guided me back to the room holding my hand warmly. She closed the door and gave me a small kiss. I stuffed the donation in her breasts, then our clothes suddenly and magically disappeared, and the fun begins.

Despite the language barrier, Lisa knows enough English and I know enough Chinese that allowed for us to have some playful fun chatting. Regardless, she is fluent in the language of DFK and BBBJ. I hopped on the bed as we stood there and she was bouncing on her toes as our tongues explored each other's mouths. The foreplay was excellent; it really set a passionate and intimate mood for the steamy session that was soon to come.

We then moved on to the main event. Lisa applied the cover and started to straddle me. We stayed in various forms of Mish, doggy, CG, RCG, all the usual positions. The entire session felt awesome. She seemed to be enjoying herself too. At one point, I picked up the pace and held her hips as I thrust into her. Wasn't sure how she'd respond but she spread and wrapped her legs around me, started panting and moaning very loudly and she reached one hand around my neck and the other on my waist and started thrusting me into her. I could feel the muscular change inside her and the extra wetness as well and then she came so so hard and was encouraging me to keep banging as she came down from her climax. We recovered for a moment, gently sliding in and out until I could tell I was almost about to pop, and started hard again and she gasped and stared seductively at me as I shot my load deeply into her. We collapsed from exhaustion from such an intense session.

We did a quick cleanup, got dressed, and said our goodbyes as our hour was almost finished. Lisa told me to come back tomorrow for round 2 LOL. I said I'll need a few days to recover but I'll definitely be back.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I'm still searching for my Viet unicorn! I went to Lovely Day based on a few reports but the girl told me they were busy and to come back. I decided to give Sea Salt a try. I remember this place had some intel in the past so decided to TOFTT.

Walk in and an older provider came to the greeters booth. While she had a great set of mm's popping out, there was no way I was going to spend time with her. I asked if someone else was working and she called out the other girl. Nice, she was your average looking late 30's Viet, nice! We get to the massage, which was decent. Very little small talk, even when I tried to initiate it, all her answers were short which was surprising because her English was very good.

Down to business. She doesn't even flip me over. She bends down in front of my table and meets me eye to eye, then tells me I'm only getting a BJ, I'll get more next time. Huh? Whatever, fine. I ask CBJ or BBBJ, she says CBJ but naked with full touch, so I offer $.8, she counters $1. 6!! We finally get to a battle between $1. And $1.2 and she keeps telling me she'll charge less next time, I counter with, if it's good I'll pay MORE next time. When I said I'll just come back for next time, she said ok to $1.

Finally, done dealing with her, which was kind of annoying. She grabs the cover and start to go at it. Nothing special, she's just standing next to the table bobbing her head, squeezing my shaft with one hand and my balls with another. No eye contact, no extra licking just bobbing up and down. I tried touching her and asked for some DATY, "next time". Ugh! I decided to make the best of it and started pumping her face until I blew. I was packing up before she was even done cleaning up. On my way out, she said, "see you next time". There will not be a next time!

Thanks for the update-_this place hasn't been good since it transformed from "my Happy face" high donation and 30+ prude Viet- boycott!

[Hornilius69]

Which Happy is this? Hopefully a city or street will help narrow it a bit.

The one next to the flower shop with grannies.