Massage Parlor Reports

[Schmatz]

Saw Noel. Decent massage. They do back walking which is fantastic. The providers here are all ugly but some provide extras. Noel (I think that's her name) gave an amazing ST with a fantastic ending. Just close your eyes, very soft hands on mr Johnson.

This reminded me of a place I went to once in in europe where a bunch of thai ladies worked. Most were ok looking, but for whatever reason the oldest on there took me back, helped me undress and got to work. Gents, she was oooold. Like 70's. Gnarly hands. The whole grandma mustache. Everything. Rough, deep massage. I didn't expect what came next.

Didn't even ask me on the flip. Just went for it. I was just like, yeah ok. Lets see how this goes. I closed my eyes and Let me tell you something. She was amazing.

Gave her a huge tip. As I walked out, the other girls were seriously looking at me with judgement in there eyes. I just smiled, shrugged, and giggled as I walked out the door.

Do I regret it? No way. Would I do it again? Nooooo. Well, maybe.

[Smacks]

I wanted some soothing massage and relief. That means Sarah at Orange. I have mentioned her many times and what can I say, she can deliver. 40 something, athletic body, pretty face, hairless, tanned, Korean beauty. Playful Table shower, expert massage, and a variety of finishes. I see her monthly.

Today, I saw another 40's Korean lady, also tall and pretty as well. Nice to know!

Orange is on Gallows Road, easy parking. Enjoy.

Was there a few weeks back. Don't remember the providers name, but she was relatively fit, a nice enhanced rack, and in her 40's. Maybe the same person you met. She said she's normally in on Sun-Wed of each week. Excellent experience all around.

[Axlmoe]

The location Empire has in Vienna was advertising walk-ins and opening as early as 8:30. But to get the specific girl you want I would schedule an appointment.

Stopped in recently to this spot but called ahead for appt with Fabiana. IF you've seen her on the IG page (now states her last day) she looks like a model! But even better in person, however quite shy and speaks no English. Not knowing IF I'd have another chance I was willing to spend extra. She's gorgeous IMO, with a smoking hot slim body!

After a standard 30 min rub down, did some negotiation thru translation and settled on a $150 Nova finish in her birthday suit, and what a sight to behold. And for Bush lovers, hers is awesome! Again, can tell she's not real experienced and / or not into me given she's 25 and I'm much older but had no problem shooting a big load after a few minutes of play. Other extras were available but I wasn't prepared to go that high. GPS for sure and well, probably works. I did see quick views of 2 other ladies on the way out and they looked like the pics, very hot!

[BuckshotWatson]

Got mine in yesterday. Judging from the squeals and the post-coital wetness of my lower body, she was happy enough.

That is a pretty good ROI, RL!

[Golden59]

Do Empire and LP take walk-ins like FHOH?

The location Empire has in Vienna was advertising walk-ins and opening as early as 8:30. But to get the specific girl you want I would schedule an appointment.

[Mongeroose]

Do Empire and LP take walk-ins like FHOH?

The Latina massage parlors are actually doing pretty good right now. Valeria just returned to empire, and Latin paradise has some good talent at cheaper rates than empire. But you're right the quality ones on the escort side are gone for now. There are some on here that question people's observations, because they see a bunch of ads with obvious fake pics and think the climate hasn't changed.

[Golden59]

They came here to make money so they will venture out of sanctuary cities to work. But I already heard some providers reneged job commitments in nova for February. So the quality of providers likely trends down in the near future.

Based on wsj report, ice police has arrest quota and some experts did quick calc to figure out they will soon run out of illegals with criminal records to arrest. To meet the quota, they will have to arrest more and more illegals without criminal records, potentially leading to parlor busts. All you need is few complaints from Karens or tips from disgruntled mongers.

The Latina massage parlors are actually doing pretty good right now. Valeria just returned to empire, and Latin paradise has some good talent at cheaper rates than empire. But you're right the quality ones on the escort side are gone for now. There are some on here that question people's observations, because they see a bunch of ads with obvious fake pics and think the climate hasn't changed.

[RubLover21]

A friendly reminder today is beginning of the Lunar New Year: "Lunar New Year is primarily celebrated in many Asian cultures, including by Chinese, South Korean, Vietnamese, Singaporean, Malaysian, Filipino and Indonesian. Each culture has its own name for the New Year. For instance, Lunar New Year in China is called the Spring Festival, or chūnji. South Korea refers to the Lunar New Year as Seollal. In Vietnam, Lunar New Year is called Tết, which is short for Tết Nguyand Đand. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/.../77972741007/..

Think about giving your favorite provider a little extra today. A couple of the experienced guys on here made me realize how much bang for the buck you get if you bring a small gift for the mamasan, like a bag of oranges, assorted candies, or some more exotic fruit. They definitely show their appreciation in future interactions. Cheers!

Got mine in yesterday. Judging from the squeals and the post-coital wetness of my lower body, she was happy enough.

[BuckshotWatson]

A friendly reminder today is beginning of the Lunar New Year: "Lunar New Year is primarily celebrated in many Asian cultures, including by Chinese, South Korean, Vietnamese, Singaporean, Malaysian, Filipino and Indonesian. Each culture has its own name for the New Year. For instance, Lunar New Year in China is called the Spring Festival, or chūnji. South Korea refers to the Lunar New Year as Seollal. In Vietnam, Lunar New Year is called Tết, which is short for Tết Nguyand Đand. “ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/.../77972741007/..

Think about giving your favorite provider a little extra today. A couple of the experienced guys on here made me realize how much bang for the buck you get if you bring a small gift for the mamasan, like a bag of oranges, assorted candies, or some more exotic fruit. They definitely show their appreciation in future interactions. Cheers!

[BubbleBoi402]

Wonder if all our regular lady friends are all "going on vacations " because of the latest crackdowns on illegal immigration's? Wonder how that will play into the massage industry here in Nova and how that will affect pricing and girl qualities.

Anyone seen anything different from going to the AMPs?

They came here to make money so they will venture out of sanctuary cities to work. But I already heard some providers reneged job commitments in nova for February. So the quality of providers likely trends down in the near future.

Based on wsj report, ice police has arrest quota and some experts did quick calc to figure out they will soon run out of illegals with criminal records to arrest. To meet the quota, they will have to arrest more and more illegals without criminal records, potentially leading to parlor busts. All you need is few complaints from Karens or tips from disgruntled mongers.

[PapiKulo]

Wonder if all our regular lady friends are all "going on vacations " because of the latest crackdowns on illegal immigration's? Wonder how that will play into the massage industry here in Nova and how that will affect pricing and girl qualities.

Anyone seen anything different from going to the AMPs?

[Sal9969]

Bibi at Forever wellness is solid. Also an independent by the name of Alexa on bedpage gives a good BBBJ. You can search my post for her link or just go to bedpage. She has snowflake emojis on her post so it will be easy to find.

I normally just go for a good L1 place, and have my regulars, but lately I'm been wanting a good BJ. So, I wanted to see if there were any good recommendations for such. Not particularly interested in FS, so that doesn't have to be available. You can either post of PM me.

[Sal9969]

I was actually thinking of going to see her again tomorrow and becoming a regular even though she is in all the way in Tysons. I really hate she is leaving and for that reason too.

I have pretty good rapport with no-pain-no-gain Candy, but the last few days I got texts from her asking to come and see her soon before she leaves. Which isn't normal and I asked what the deal was because she's usually not that bold and / or pushy for business. She told me she has an issue with her heart and she's going back to Thailand for surgery. That being said this isn't the first time she's mentioned surgery and needing money to go back to Thailand for something. The time before that was supposedly for an ovarian cyst. I think her time is coming up short and she's squeezing for a bit more clientele before she leaves. She asked me to send her money without even seeing her. Which I have a "I don't entertain that" kind of thing rule. She's an amazing provider, she's top notch IMO, provided some of the best PSE, massage full-on raunch and spa service that would rival the middle tier services you can get in Thailand proper. Everyone has their good and bad days and bad stretches, I've had a really bad set of stretches the past few years myself, so I can sympathize. I would just be careful gents, be up front be kind and nice and if you see the session isn't going as well as you might expect than say something, Candy is approachable enough to hear you out. On here we all value service above all else if not we would just do it ourselves and save us the time and money.

[DcMetroDude]

Can confirm that Sasi is legit. My third visit, finally asked, she said they don't do that. She is hot looking and provides very good therapeutic service.

Does Sasi look like the pic on the website? If so, she definitely looks cute. How much do you tip for L1 since 60 min looks to be 0. 9?

[SonChi]

Pretty face, big tiddies, lots of options starting with a firm professional massage. Great location and well equipped studio. Don't try calling at weird hours.

Thanks. What are the normal damages for service?