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[Dbiz01]

I had a visit with Shelby this morning. Contact was fairly simple. She hosted out of a hotel which isn't my favorite but wasn't bad. Felt safe. HH for 150 upfront with 20 bonus afterwards for the good work. Something I didn't expect to review on but need to is the eye contact, I know that's odd but God damn the eye contact she kept during the session was so hot. Didn't really give much of an actual body rub but I think she could tell I wasn't really there for that. She started off in a robe and quickly lost it, BBBJ with CIM ending. Friendly conversation afterwards and left. In town for a little while longer and will probably repeat.

For clarification I know this is a body rub ad but she definitely offers FS so thought I'd post here as well.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ore-71101.html

What was the damage?

[AvgWhiteGuy]

KatDMilf inspired me to write my very first review for TER. You can read it over there, reviewer name Brown_Bag.

For any non-members, here's the Cliff Notes. Immediately shut down my request to start things slow. Started things off with a Hitachi wand on her clit, forcing me to just sit there and watch, until she squirted on my chest. Then told me to just start fucking her, even though I had completely lost my hard-on at this point. Criticised me for not completely razor-shaving my crotch and dick. Tried to give a less-than-half-asses blowjob to get me up, then did the worst handjob ever. Kept grinding her fist deep into my pubis on the downstroke. I finally called it quits after a few minutes of this.

Then she gives me the spiel about how sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. No. Fucking. Shit.

You're giving me dejavu! I saw her for the first time very early into her "career", which was the best visit. The three times after that she wanted to do these magic tricks like you described, which just turned me off. Unfortunately for two bills it's still a bargain and I'll probably continue to go back.

[Brown Bag]

KatDMilf inspired me to write my very first review for TER. You can read it over there, reviewer name Brown_Bag.

For any non-members, here's the Cliff Notes. Immediately shut down my request to start things slow. Started things off with a Hitachi wand on her clit, forcing me to just sit there and watch, until she squirted on my chest. Then told me to just start fucking her, even though I had completely lost my hard-on at this point. Criticised me for not completely razor-shaving my crotch and dick. Tried to give a less-than-half-asses blowjob to get me up, then did the worst handjob ever. Kept grinding her fist deep into my pubis on the downstroke. I finally called it quits after a few minutes of this.

Then she gives me the spiel about how sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. No. Fucking. Shit.

[FirstTimer7]

Ya you know, I would only have to drive about 15 miles to see her, yet there was something about her that threw up a lot of red flags. My best experiences have been with the least expensive providers. When they start in the mid 200's, I have no interest in seeing them. Plenty of negative reviews for this women and I would suspect the positive are stretching the truth a little bit.

I was surprised a woman who looks good for her age and has an open menu charging that little. But then her attitude explained it.

[LongDStyle]

I think you may need to reevaluate your criteria if this it what you call GPS. 300 h is pretty norm on LC nowadays. And if these pics are accurate, that looks like a steal. On Tryst or another site, I would expect someone using these pics to be 500-600. That said, that's the biggest warning to me that it's potentially fake or the pics are far outdated. No way a girl with this type of look is that cheap. Also, I highly doubt you are ever being messaged by "bots" via text. It could be a booker or handler (or scammer), but not bots.

From what I gather it's not her rates giving off GPS vibes but rather her communication.

[Zyncoxide]

Definitely sounds like GPS or a girl with below average customer service. It's hard to really predict what type of service you will get but if the price point is above your comfort then move on. In my experience it's things like that to become a window on what you will expect. You were asking innocent questions. The first text you got was probably an auto reply which isn't out of the ordinary.

Also. She absolutely looks like a girl who would offer a QV. 😂.

Maybe I'm paranoid but I thought sting from the ad. No posting history always makes me nervous.

[Auto1193]

I think you may need to reevaluate your criteria if this it what you call GPS. 300 h is pretty norm on LC nowadays. And if these pics are accurate, that looks like a steal. On Tryst or another site, I would expect someone using these pics to be 500-600. That said, that's the biggest warning to me that it's potentially fake or the pics are far outdated. No way a girl with this type of look is that cheap. Also, I highly doubt you are ever being messaged by "bots" via text. It could be a booker or handler (or scammer), but not bots.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2172846497/1

I wish when people gave reviews they would write how much a girl charges. This would save me time as I would not contact the ones that are charging way too much (imo) for their services. I usually have a very narrow window of time and it is sometimes wasted because I can't weed out the ones that my cheap old ass finds too expensive.

So I contact this one last week and inquire about her rates. She replies back immediately 200 hh and 300 h. This throws up a red flag but not a big red flag. Usually it takes a few minutes for the reply if it is a real person but I could have just texted at the right time. We texted bit back and forth so I do believe she is real. No bot could have interacted with me the way she did but it just threw me off a little with her initial fast reply. On with the story on why I labeled her with GPS:.

[LongDStyle]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2172846497/1

I wish when people gave reviews they would write how much a girl charges. This would save me time as I would not contact the ones that are charging way too much (imo) for their services. I usually have a very narrow window of time and it is sometimes wasted because I can't weed out the ones that my cheap old ass finds too expensive.

So I contact this one last week and inquire about her rates. She replies back immediately 200 hh and 300 h. This throws up a red flag but not a big red flag. Usually it takes a few minutes for the reply if it is a real person but I could have just texted at the right time. We texted bit back and forth so I do believe she is real. No bot could have interacted with me the way she did but it just threw me off a little with her initial fast reply. On with the story on why I labeled her with GPS:

I asked about her qv rate. She stated she gave me her rates and if she didn't mentioned qv rate it is because she doesn't offer qv. Then she sends a pic of herself and asks if she looks like the caliber of girl that offers qv or could be negotiated with. Or some such shit. Maybe I misread the meaning behind the text but it sounded like she thinks her shit doesn't stink and how dare I lowball her. A simple "sorry I don't offer qv rate" would have suffice. I don't begrudge a girl for setting her prices and sticking to it. But she shouldn't be offended if I am not willing to spend 200 for what usually is a few short minutes of actually pumping until I nut.

So, the girl is probably real. She didn't ask for a deposit and maybe she is a real good time and a sweetheart. I have no firsthand experience other than a few brief messages. But that is my initial impression of this girl. Maybe I am wrong and if someone wants to sample her and have a taste then leave a review. But I am passing and I say this with no ill will towards her. But I wanted to leave my thoughts because this is what this forum is for.

B.

Definitely sounds like GPS or a girl with below average customer service. It's hard to really predict what type of service you will get but if the price point is above your comfort then move on. In my experience it's things like that to become a window on what you will expect. You were asking innocent questions. The first text you got was probably an auto reply which isn't out of the ordinary.

[TheGreekFreak1]

Dropping a friend at O'Hare on Friday. Any recommendation around that area? Thanks.

[Bkmsw]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2172846497/1

I wish when people gave reviews they would write how much a girl charges. This would save me time as I would not contact the ones that are charging way too much (imo) for their services. I usually have a very narrow window of time and it is sometimes wasted because I can't weed out the ones that my cheap old ass finds too expensive.

So I contact this one last week and inquire about her rates. She replies back immediately 200 hh and 300 h. This throws up a red flag but not a big red flag. Usually it takes a few minutes for the reply if it is a real person but I could have just texted at the right time. We texted bit back and forth so I do believe she is real. No bot could have interacted with me the way she did but it just threw me off a little with her initial fast reply. On with the story on why I labeled her with GPS:

I asked about her qv rate. She stated she gave me her rates and if she didn't mentioned qv rate it is because she doesn't offer qv. Then she sends a pic of herself and asks if she looks like the caliber of girl that offers qv or could be negotiated with. Or some such shit. Maybe I misread the meaning behind the text but it sounded like she thinks her shit doesn't stink and how dare I lowball her. A simple "sorry I don't offer qv rate" would have suffice. I don't begrudge a girl for setting her prices and sticking to it. But she shouldn't be offended if I am not willing to spend 200 for what usually is a few short minutes of actually pumping until I nut.

So, the girl is probably real. She didn't ask for a deposit and maybe she is a real good time and a sweetheart. I have no firsthand experience other than a few brief messages. But that is my initial impression of this girl. Maybe I am wrong and if someone wants to sample her and have a taste then leave a review. But I am passing and I say this with no ill will towards her. But I wanted to leave my thoughts because this is what this forum is for.

B.

[DiningAround]

Thanks for the heads up. Took the leap and enjoyed. No anal, but the rest was a pleasure. Wished she come closer to the city more. Want to vid next time.

Looks like KatD is visiting the O'Hare area this weekend. Cool and clean chick who provides good service in my experience. YMMV.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...o/032488490462

GML.

[SlightlyOcd]

Above my budget but wow.

On Slixa. New ad says.

[Cruising Y]

Same. I saw her not long after I moved to Chicagoland. Was super excited cause she looked hot and seemed like a great time. We exchanged pics and she was super happy to see me since I am younger than the average monger and in good shape. She ended up having to reschedule cause of her family but we set up a new date. Unfortunately, I did drive to Woodstock. Got there, she greeted me in a robe, called me hot, and led me to her room. Honestly thought she was going to be more attractive but still looked good for her age. And then it went downhill haha.

Gave subpar head, wouldn't kiss properly, was barely wet (I ate her out for a bit), kept needing to stop for lube, kept closing her eyes and making weird unsexy moans, and laid there like dead fish. Eventually, I came but man did I get hit with the worst case of post-nut clarity. I just drove 80 miles (round trip) for THIS.

She texted me later that night / early morning about how things get better with repeat sessions as chemistry builds and wanted to see me again. I laughed cause there was no way I was wasting that much time and money again. I respectfully texted her no thanks and that I didn't enjoy the experience.

So yeah, YMMV. Envious of the guys who had a good time with her. My MILF hunt got permanently halted cause of that experience.

Ya you know, I would only have to drive about 15 miles to see her, yet there was something about her that threw up a lot of red flags. My best experiences have been with the least expensive providers. When they start in the mid 200's, I have no interest in seeing them. Plenty of negative reviews for this women and I would suspect the positive are stretching the truth a little bit.

[Deep Subman]

Hey guys, I am heading to Orland Park for business and looking for a reliable BBFS provider in the area. Send me a private message with contact info, pricing and review please. Thanks in advance.

[Soulandis]

I saw her while back in Schaumburg and was a disappointment. She was a hot MILF but she was not into the session at all. Laid on the bed like a dead fish and didn't want to perform. I left 15 mins into the hour. Glad I didn't drive all the way to Woodstock.

Same. I saw her not long after I moved to Chicagoland. Was super excited cause she looked hot and seemed like a great time. We exchanged pics and she was super happy to see me since I am younger than the average monger and in good shape. She ended up having to reschedule cause of her family but we set up a new date. Unfortunately, I did drive to Woodstock. Got there, she greeted me in a robe, called me hot, and led me to her room. Honestly thought she was going to be more attractive but still looked good for her age. And then it went downhill haha.

Gave subpar head, wouldn't kiss properly, was barely wet (I ate her out for a bit), kept needing to stop for lube, kept closing her eyes and making weird unsexy moans, and laid there like dead fish. Eventually, I came but man did I get hit with the worst case of post-nut clarity. I just drove 80 miles (round trip) for THIS.

She texted me later that night / early morning about how things get better with repeat sessions as chemistry builds and wanted to see me again. I laughed cause there was no way I was wasting that much time and money again. I respectfully texted her no thanks and that I didn't enjoy the experience.

So yeah, YMMV. Envious of the guys who had a good time with her. My MILF hunt got permanently halted cause of that experience.