Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyXxx]

What are fake abs?

Most girls have fake tits and they've had plastic surgery done to their face and other parts of their body like their stomach, however there are girls with fake abs, I think I might get some of those also. LOL, and some of those girls have fake asses but it's pretty easy to tell the ones that do.

[RowdyReptile]

A caveat to this. When you ask "who' working today" they almost always counter with "who do you know". I always pick someone from this site or RM from last month so as not to get caught out and use that name. They're usually pretty honest with who's actually there that day once you pass that hurdle.

One thing that's good about the big three. Spring Tokyo, M+why, Every time I text them and ask who is working today, They're always honest about it they give you the two or three names who are working, They're smart they don't fuck with you. Always best to text them and not call because of the accents.

I agree some of the other shops, not all, When you ask, who is working today?, They'll say who do you want to see? With those you just have to be persistent you just keep on asking who is working today eventually they give in, or before you hang up, you just say I'm going to call somewhere else and then they give up the names.

[HermosaSurfer2]

A caveat to this. When you ask "who' working today" they almost always counter with "who do you know". I always pick someone from this site or RM from last month so as not to get caught out and use that name. They're usually pretty honest with who's actually there that day once you pass that hurdle.

Excellent advice! I started doing just this a couple of years ago when it was necessary (sometimes I don't have a specific target in mind, or I already know my target by sight). However, it can be awkward to walk into a place and just blurt out "What's your name?" (of course, not everyone cares about being awkward with these girls). I came up with the following "script" that, to me, comes off as a more polite and natural interpersonal exchange. For purposes of this demonstration, let's assume I'm wanting to see the latest hot provider, named URSULA!

Setting - As soon as I'm greeted in the lobby, and before she has a chance to say ANYTHING (such as "How long you want to stay", or whatever), this is my method:
ME: HI! My name's Bob (or any made-up name that comes to mind), what's YOUR name?
HER: Uhh ... my name Mimi. (often you can tell they are caught a bit off guard and have to stop and think for a second just what their "stage-name" is today).
ME: Hi Mimi... it's nice to meet you. I'm here to see URSULA.
... various responses from the girl are possible here, but at least you know this one is NOT your target.

However, if she first says THIS:
HER: My name URSULA!
... then one appropriate response would be this:
ME: Hi URSULA, you're just the girl I am here to see!

So far, this hasn't failed me in anyway, but I suppose some AMP desperate to pull off a bait and switch could try to pass off some other random girl as URSULA, but I believe the general perception among the greeting girls is that I already KNOW who URSULA is and what she looks like since I'm asking for her.

Along these same lines, and this has been repeated several times in the past, if you DO want to call ahead, you should employ the same approach and NOT ask: "Is URSULA is working today?" (to which their reply is ALWAYS "YES!, you come in now!"), and, rather, ask this: "Can you tell me WHO is working today?" You're more likely to get a true answer.

[Dr Willy]

If you wish to share time with someone in particular and you do not know her or what she looks like, don't walk in and say, "I would like to see Sally today. " Call ahead if you want - if they are prone to playing games I don't think calling does any good. When you enter, ask what her name is. That makes it harder for them to play games with who they are.

Excellent advice! I started doing just this a couple of years ago when it was necessary (sometimes I don't have a specific target in mind, or I already know my target by sight). However, it can be awkward to walk into a place and just blurt out "What's your name?" (of course, not everyone cares about being awkward with these girls). I came up with the following "script" that, to me, comes off as a more polite and natural interpersonal exchange. For purposes of this demonstration, let's assume I'm wanting to see the latest hot provider, named URSULA!

Setting - As soon as I'm greeted in the lobby, and before she has a chance to say ANYTHING (such as "How long you want to stay", or whatever), this is my method:
ME: HI! My name's Bob (or any made-up name that comes to mind), what's YOUR name?
HER: Uhh ... my name Mimi. (often you can tell they are caught a bit off guard and have to stop and think for a second just what their "stage-name" is today).
ME: Hi Mimi... it's nice to meet you. I'm here to see URSULA.
... various responses from the girl are possible here, but at least you know this one is NOT your target.

However, if she first says THIS:
HER: My name URSULA!
... then one appropriate response would be this:
ME: Hi URSULA, you're just the girl I am here to see!

So far, this hasn't failed me in anyway, but I suppose some AMP desperate to pull off a bait and switch could try to pass off some other random girl as URSULA, but I believe the general perception among the greeting girls is that I already KNOW who URSULA is and what she looks like since I'm asking for her.

Along these same lines, and this has been repeated several times in the past, if you DO want to call ahead, you should employ the same approach and NOT ask: "Is URSULA is working today?" (to which their reply is ALWAYS "YES!, you come in now!"), and, rather, ask this: "Can you tell me WHO is working today?" You're more likely to get a true answer.

[Oldman696]

If you wish to share time with someone in particular and you do not know her or what she looks like, don't walk in and say, "I would like to see Sally today. " Call ahead if you want - if they are prone to playing games I don't think calling does any good. When you enter, ask what her name is. That makes it harder for them to play games with who they are.

Willpay, That is exactly what I have learned to do after a bait & switch a long time ago.

When I want to see a particular girl that I have never seen before, from others reviews.

When I walk in and some ones comes out to greet me I say.

"I have not seen you before what is your name" If she says the name of the girl I want to.

See then I am golden, if not, then I say the name of who I want to see.

So far has worked every time for me.

[WillPayForFun]

I've used these same tips for AMP as well as other services. I agree with all of them, although #4 can be pretty tough if you already paid.

If you wish to share time with someone in particular and you do not know her or what she looks like, don't walk in and say, "I would like to see Sally today. " Call ahead if you want - if they are prone to playing games I don't think calling does any good. When you enter, ask what her name is. That makes it harder for them to play games with who they are.

[Bombastix]

I thought I would toftt and visit one of the houses advertised on adultsearch. They advertise as an AMP, shower, Nuru etc. And all the acronyms for various donations. The attendant was attractive nice body. Not to the level of some of the more well known providers in the area. No shower none of activities that are expected from the true AMP. The sevices that were provided was good. All advertised services were available except Greek (YMMV) BBFS offered for $$ I prefer the true AMP experience but sometimes difficult to find the provider that offer that service at a reasonable price.

Would you have a link to this ads? I'm interested.

[JBig007]

Although you can't select when they will be busy, you can't select your provider. Always speak up if you have even an ounce of doubt or unsatisfaction. $$ 45 is still around you just have to be willing to walk and if they are slow you can get 30-60 mins for $. 8 or 4-hands for $$ This game is random so never have unreasonable expectations there's a variety of factors at play that impacts you. Here's some of my tips. Now I'm sure a senior is going to rip me to shreds, but this is worked for me.

1. Read reviews and look for any negative ones.

2. Walk out if you are presented a different provider from your request.

3. Avoid busy afternoon visits for low interruptions.

4. Never wait more than 10 mins inside. Stories of a waiting room in MandWhy is reckless and unsafe (see Golden Gate robbery).

I've used these same tips for AMP as well as other services. I agree with all of them, although #4 can be pretty tough if you already paid.

[RowdyReptile]

They tried pulling that shit on me when I was there in late Dec. I asked for Angel and this ugly provider was telling me that she was Angel. All I did was stare a bit to process what she told me and then I just said "I'm looking for Angel. " She then said ok wait a few minutes and took my donation. I was waiting for like 25 minutes and they kept rotating new girls like Linda (who I also don't find attractive) to convince me to play with them but then I asked for my money back and told them I would come back later. They refused to give me my money back and told me she would be ready in 5 minutes. 10 minutes later, I pounded on the wall and someone came out to set me straight LOL. Finally she showed up. If she doesn't have fake abs then it's not her but I'll let you know it was worth the wait. I pounded the shit out of her. She even put the cat ears on me LOL. She couldn't take it but kept telling me harder and harder. She has a porn star body, IMO.

I never ever give the greeter my money unless she's the one I'm going to see. If I ask for someone that's not her and she asked for the money, I say, I'll give it to her in the room when she comes, Sometimes they'll just ask for the house fee after that, and I say no I'll give her the house fee and her tip all in one when she comes to the room, and then they back off. Never pay upfront pay, the girl you want to see only. Cause then if you need the bolts, you can bolt.

[Hammer67]

I thought I would toftt and visit one of the houses advertised on adultsearch. They advertise as an AMP, shower, Nuru etc. And all the acronyms for various donations. The attendant was attractive nice body. Not to the level of some of the more well known providers in the area. No shower none of activities that are expected from the true AMP. The sevices that were provided was good. All advertised services were available except Greek (YMMV) BBFS offered for $$ I prefer the true AMP experience but sometimes difficult to find the provider that offer that service at a reasonable price.

[Loneli]

I had a chance to see Wendy this weekend. Great girl, a lot of personality and very smily. I think she is very pretty. Not a spinner. Large boobs that I think are natural and she had a reduction, visible scars (she said she was too big, FWIW). She enjoys the DATY and either she's a squirter or I got a golden shower, either way, she seemed to enjoy it! TS was fun, the usual and finished with a nice BBBJCIM, to which she gladly showed the goods. Not my best ever experience, and I didn't love the boob scars, but she was fun and I would repeat.

I just had a top notch session with Wendy myself. Got there when they opened, first one in. By the end of my session about half dozen mongers were invading. I loved the boobs. The nipples were especially enjoyable. I think natural also, what a unique sight for an Asian. Usually small to non-existent. Very sensual and enjoyed the 69 as do I. Few places in the country have AMPs this good. Maybe Phoenix / Tuscon is comparable. Very fulfilling visit!

[MrRobo]

Bruh. You were soft after a blue pill? Comon man LOL, don't blame her and stop practicing too much before the big game.

I hate to leave a negative review but I called ahead and requested angel the "wall walker" and when I arrived I told the girl I was here to see angel. She asked if it was my first time here where I told her yes. Probably first mistake. Then she told me she was angel. At this point I should have left because she was just not what I was looking for but wanted to experience what you guys were all talking about. Her service was sub par to say the least. Toothy BJ with no DT and I couldn't even keep a hard in with a viagra. Maybe not her fault but I knew something wasn't right and it was fucking with my head. After I finished myself off on the way out I saw the cat ears in the hall way and knew I had been fouled. Still a bit heated but might go back and try the real thing as she looks amazing but be cautious as I would say the other 2 girls are tied of her getting all the biz and people only comming to see her and are trying to pull some shit on new comers. Buyer be ware.

Although you can't select when they will be busy, you can't select your provider. Always speak up if you have even an ounce of doubt or unsatisfaction. $$ 45 is still around you just have to be willing to walk and if they are slow you can get 30-60 mins for $. 8 or 4-hands for $$ This game is random so never have unreasonable expectations there's a variety of factors at play that impacts you. Here's some of my tips. Now I'm sure a senior is going to rip me to shreds, but this is worked for me.

1. Read reviews and look for any negative ones.

2. Walk out if you don't the presented a different provider from your request.

3. Avoid busy afternoon visits for low interruptions.

4. Never wait more than 10 mins inside. Stories of a waiting room in MandWhy is reckless and unsafe (see Golden Gate robbery).

5. Come prepared (bricked)..

[FloridaGringo]

If she doesn't have fake abs then it's not her

What are fake abs?

[Dick Jackman]

Is VIP the one on Kirkman just south of Idrive? Can not find see a thread showing where it is.

VIP is located in a small strip mall just north of the Kirkman Road and Carrier Drive intersection. VIP is located on the west side of Kirkman.

Carrier is blocked off at Kirkman due to construction. Recommend turning right on Precision Drive (the last right turn on Kirkman before Carrier Drive). This will lead you right into the the strip mall and VIP.

[FromMars]

I hate to leave a negative review but I called ahead and requested angel the "wall walker" and when I arrived I told the girl I was here to see angel. She asked if it was my first time here where I told her yes. Probably first mistake. Then she told me she was angel. At this point I should have left because she was just not what I was looking for but wanted to experience what you guys were all talking about. Her service was sub par to say the least. Toothy BJ with no DT and I couldn't even keep a hard in with a viagra. Maybe not her fault but I knew something wasn't right and it was fucking with my head. After I finished myself off on the way out I saw the cat ears in the hall way and knew I had been fouled. Still a bit heated but might go back and try the real thing as she looks amazing but be cautious as I would say the other 2 girls are tied of her getting all the biz and people only comming to see her and are trying to pull some shit on new comers. Buyer be ware.

They tried pulling that shit on me when I was there in late Dec. I asked for Angel and this ugly provider was telling me that she was Angel. All I did was stare a bit to process what she told me and then I just said "I'm looking for Angel. " She then said ok wait a few minutes and took my donation. I was waiting for like 25 minutes and they kept rotating new girls like Linda (who I also don't find attractive) to convince me to play with them but then I asked for my money back and told them I would come back later. They refused to give me my money back and told me she would be ready in 5 minutes. 10 minutes later, I pounded on the wall and someone came out to set me straight LOL. Finally she showed up. If she doesn't have fake abs then it's not her but I'll let you know it was worth the wait. I pounded the shit out of her. She even put the cat ears on me LOL. She couldn't take it but kept telling me harder and harder. She has a porn star body, IMO.