Massage Parlor Reports

[KingHarem]

She is ok, definitely not Ruby calibur, but more superior than mst of the latina MP finds.

Or you can just wait until Ruby returns on Feburary 1st.

Whats the name of the latina that replaced ruby?

[Faceless1]

Has anyone experienced the Latina lady they have there?

She is ok, definitely not Ruby calibur, but more superior than mst of the latina MP finds.

Or you can just wait until Ruby returns on Feburary 1st.

[SmilingBoy2022]

Visit a nice spot newly found. Clean, friendly, and easy to park.

Tina: beautiful, probably 30's, long hair, D cup, looks like a friend's wife.

Services: Great GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DT, DATY, CFS.

A sweet treatment, positive experience, will be back again.

[KingHarem]

Has anyone experienced the Latina lady they have there?

From reading the old posts, latinas have exotic latina looks w more curvy body than the asian providers, and more pro and less GFE, I. E. Enthusiatic perf but limited to CBJ + cfs.

[TheDudeOne]

Tired doing a search and found a few old reviews that I can look into, but wanted to check if any one has some recs for a non-FS provider that does Russian.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Or even up to five-post newbies: give us at least a smidgen of your intro if you don't want to be viewed as a shill for the AMP your are reviewing. If your first, second, third, etc posts sound as if you've been reviewing AMPs for decades, they don't seem genuine even if they are real. Instead, follow the lead of many others here who talk about how they've been lurking here for a while, appreciate what they've learned from other posts, and now want to jump in and start contributing. Or however you wish to frame it; the more original and genuine, the better. We don't need to know your full back story, unless you're so compelled, but maybe take it a bit slower out of the gate. 'Nuff said.

Actually another term for "lurking" is reading, researching, and doing your due diligence before seeing how you can fit in.

I think the most valuable posts, are where someone has TOFTT and can give us a report on a shop that is off our radar. There are hundreds of shops, and its not as useful for 10 guys to review one shop over and over again, as it for our "army" of mongers to go forth and try out different shops, so that we can all be better informed.

[Balla99]

Has anyone experienced the Latina lady they have there?

[Sticker]

Finally visited the Garden yesterday, and no regrets on my first encounter with Chloe / Chole (that's an atypical spelling, but how she's listed on RM).

I had an appointment, and I always let management know what I'm wearing and when I arrive at an AMP to hopefully avoid some guy walking in just before me and snagging my snatch. A semi-tall, slim and somewhat attractive girl (not Juju or another manager) answered the inner door and asked if I had an appointment. Confirmed for Chloe, who joined me in my room shortly. She is indeed a pretty romper, with big boobies, smooth skin and decent legs. She has a small, but not totally flat bootie, a great smile and an eagerness for sensual DFK. She does have a small, round scar on her chest near her tits, but it doesn't look like a cigarette burn to me and isn't distracting. And she has a larger dark mole on the back of her tricep, so you know you're with Chloe by viewing these two I'd marks, rather than getting a bait-and-switch.

Cut to the tilling action, Chloe has solid BBBJ and BLS skills, and she also threw in a bit of light rimming, which is my preference (not much into being tongue-fucked even by a cutie). Her naughty bits, from tits, to well-groomed puss, to starfish are all properly sensitive, and 69, DATY were a nice warm up to the main event. We started with her sideways on the massage bed, and she felt and looked great with her legs over my shoulders and her fun bags jostling about. Nice moaning and appreciative facial expressions, too. I enjoyed that for a while before feeling an impending eruption, so I disengaged and changed it up have her in doggy on all fours. As nice as that was, I wasn't summoning up the explosion again and time was running out, so I had her finish me up with BBBJ.

Chloe was very enthusiastic, maybe even a bit toothy, in her eagerness to drain me, but she completed the job in fine fashion. And I guess it wasn't too toothy, because my southern soldier seems unscathed today. Not sure if she swallowed or spit, because I was lying back with my eyes closed and savoring the moment. After the hot towel and blue toast, she helped me dress, Korean-girl style, handed me a water and DFK'd me good-bye.

Glad to confirm that Garden is following up the Right way and that it's worth keeping in my rotation.

[Sticker]

Love the sentiment but I think you just spelled out how shills can better adapt their posts to shill more convincingly. It's always been tough to gauge the accuracy and trustworthiness of low count posters.

Point well taken, and perhaps I didn't give it enough forethought due to my apparent cortisol spike after reading a few shill reports.

[Qblast]

She was at Right for a spell mid- last year, then I think she went to Seattle, then I heard she was back in OC but lost track of where. I believe she is half Thai / half Chinese, usually wore the little black kitten ears. Anyone know if she is still in OC? Thanks in advance and feel free to DM.

She told me she was a yoga instructor in NYC, she just toured to pay the bills. She did some fun yoga poses when we were together, so it could be true. I had her number but for some reason deleted it.

[Surf69]

I'm putting out my quarterly call for intel on the biggest, fakest tit milfs in our beautiful county. As long as they're big and fake, I'm a fan. Age is no factor (though please note that I've already seen Lucy and I'm not a big fan). I'm also fine with just a HE massage. I know there are a lot of members who seek this kind of information, so please let us know what we have for 2025. Thank you my friends.

[EggHead21]

Originally I was hoping to see Eva, but she wasn't available, So I chose Mandy who really stood out to me LOL. She's Petite ish but has nice boobs and had a bubbly personality. She put down my things, house fee and tips, some small talk her English is meh but why'all know I'm not here to have deep meaningful conversations. After I got feel her up, she cleaned my jr with a wipe and then she started a BBBJ and I got hard quickly. I shoved whatever swagger I had down her throat. Figure of speech but also literally. Wild time. She loves to please.

We end up in a face wetting 69, Mandy tasted amazing and she's responsive to getting eaten out and looks like a dream rubbing that perfect puss on my face. I slapped her ass to get me suited up and she did RCG first, I had my hands all over her ass controlling the pace. Then cowgirl, spinned her without "pulling the plug". Mandy is starting to understand what I'm about mid CG so a few min in our rhythm synced. It was nice I have to say. She said she wants doggy so I offered a compromise in LD. I got her in Lazy Doggy, I was getting close to the finish line, I pulled off the cover and painted her ass and lower back.

She cleaned me up and helped me dressed. Nice time overall.

[JuiceJuice123]

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[Resilient John]

Or even up to five-post newbies: give us at least a smidgen of your intro if you don't want to be viewed as a shill for the AMP your are reviewing. If your first, second, third, etc posts sound as if you've been reviewing AMPs for decades, they don't seem genuine even if they are real. Instead, follow the lead of many others here who talk about how they've been lurking here for a while, appreciate what they've learned from other posts, and now want to jump in and start contributing. Or however you wish to frame it; the more original and genuine, the better. We don't need to know your full back story, unless you're so compelled, but maybe take it a bit slower out of the gate. 'Nuff said.

Love the sentiment but I think you just spelled out how shills can better adapt their posts to shill more convincingly. It's always been tough to gauge the accuracy and trustworthiness of low count posters.

[Mr Houdini]

Looks like this old nuru spot that closed down has now been re-opened for some time. Same spot as last time, looks the same as it did before, the room I was in they added a shower so I'm guessing the other rooms might be like that as well to promote that table shower thing they're trying to push.

Chose not to partake in it this time. Requested new Asian Lia who didn't look all that great. Didn't look Asian, claimed she was Viet, but she looked more like a Mexican, middle eastern mix. Sharp nose, obvious enhanced D's, short stature maybe 5'4". The text I received said 180 all inclusive which was already pretty high, but immediately upon coming in she says her rate of 200 for nuru and 250 for shower together. Those prices were already obscene, should have walked out there, but the chump I am relented and reminded her of the text, to which she agrees a basic nuru.

Which still was absolutely horrible. She gets naked, does a couple of slides when I'm face down, then face up a few more, then starts a jackhammer. Non talkative, non sensual, said I couldn't touch her as I didn't pay enough, horrible experience. Avoid her like the plague. Bad attitude and she was not attractive enough to justify it. The receptionist looked better than her. All around avoid.