Massage Parlor Reports

[Skully741]

Been to a couple of places over the last few months, just dumping all the reports on one post here.

Harmony in Shoreview. Been there twice, the first time I left happy. Already reported on them then. Went back a second time, different lady, had my sign my name before the massage. Thought that was weird. Sheet between the legs the whole time, no teasing, but a pretty good massage. No extras offered, as I was leaving she asks for a tip. I give her 10 and she wanted more. I told her you help me more I help you more LOL. Didn't get a name for either lady.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview. Good massage, a bit of teasing. Sheet on as I flipped. Eventually she started massaging around near my crotch over the sheet. I put my hand on her ass. She said "you want here?" Let me touch but only over the clothes. Left happy. Didn't get her name.

Maple Leaf. Been there twice before. My third visit got a nice looking lady. Nice massage, nice teasing. On the flip she lifted her shirt and let me grope her tits. Left happy. Asked for her name and thought she said Amy. Went again for my fourth visit. Called ahead and asked for Amy. They said no Amy work here. Realizing now after reading your reports her name is probably Ivy. Anyways, got there, paid the house fee and got in the room. Different lady comes in from who I paid. She was cute and petite wearing yoga pants. She asked what pressure I want and I told her hard is good. I guess I was making too much noise because she stopped and asked if I was okay. I told her yeah it's fine keep going. But I feel like she kinda gave up and half assed the rest of it. I heard a another monger come in and loudly ask about Mia. Girl that was massaging me left the room for a bit, so I'm assuming she was Mia? Anyways she came back in and had me flip. Sheet was on, she asked if I had been there before. I told her yes a couple times. She motioned toward my crotch and I told her yes. Left happy. Session was a bit short, paid for an hour and was in and out in 40 minutes. As I was leaving I handed her 40 for the tip. She looked kind of offended so I offered her another 20 and she just pushed my hand away. Idk man.

Lastly I went to Jade in Minnetonka. Didn't call ahead or schedule online but when I got there I recognized Jenny from the pics on the website. She is cute and super petite. During the massage she was on the table with me almost the whole time. Either sitting between my legs or leaning over me. She even used her knees to massage my back and ass. As she was doing my legs she would alternate between squeezing my calves and using her thumbs on my upper thigh / lower ass cheeks. I lifted up and moaned a bit to give her the signal but she never reached down to tease. Sheet on during the flip. Did my neck, shoulders, feet. Then gently rubbing my chest she said finish. I pointed down and said here too? She told me no. I smiled and said okay. Got dressed, paid, left. Not sure if things would change on repeat visits or if another provider there would do HE. Jenny is super cute though I was hoping to get lucky with her. Oh well. The massage was awesome.

[MplsMatt47]

All you guys up North and / or cabin weekenders there is a new place in Milaca. I stopped in on a sleepy late afternoon early last week. My therapist gave an excellent and A+ massage after I hand cut annd stacked almost a cord of Oak. I will go back just for that massage. However, the looks and age almost made me run out on entry but stuck with it to TOFTT. A little tease at the end of the back massage and on the flip the negotiation and jackhammer finish was as expected. I just closed my eyes and made myself think of Virginia Venit bringing me a beer.

[AppleCracker09]

Anyone have any updates on this? Could be any number of reasons I suppose.

I stopped in on 1/21 for a massage, but the $ was too steep. Everything was normal, but a lot can happen. I made my way down to Li massage again for a fun time.

[ScatJay]

Just wanted to pass along a great independent provider that has been around a long time, but new to me. You can tell by her really low TER number (#6611).

I tried to drop a review there, but was rejected because an old ad referenced did not contain her name. Here is what I was going to post.

Contacted her by text. She responded with good communication. Her incall studio is located south of uptown with off street parking. She is a very friendly 50 ish therapeutic / sensual massage provider. She was clothed the whole time, and I doubt this will change, but with the great session and fair rate, I will repeat.

I was provided the address the morning of our appointment, and the room details when I communicated arrival. She opened the door hearing my approach and greeted me with a warm smile. After using the restroom, she asked that I get comfortable. There was no cover available on the table, and I know what that means.

She returned with warmed oil and started a great mostly therapeutic but part sensual massage. It was great, she hit a few areas that are always tight for me. On the flip she was slow to re-arise my attention, and did not rush the finish. After which she kept contact to slowly cool things down.

She blipped on Craigs couple weeks back and then off by deletion of her Ad so I didn't know if she was still working on not.

I've contemplated having a go, she is reportedly very boyfriend dependent (she has a BF and your session is pretty vanilla) any idea what's up there?

[Cermic1]

My reports seem to not be uploading, if I double upload, that's why.

Just got done with a massage at Harmony in Shoreview, pathetic. Honestly one of the worst massages I've had. There have been worse, but typically have an l1 to cap it off, this didn't even have that. I walked in around 510, massage started around 515, I paid for full hour, I was back in my truck at 608 with no HE.

I don't know if I just drew a short straw, I got an older gal, mid 50's if I had to guess, there was a younger one there, I'd say 40 that might be better. But I don't even know if I want to try a second time.

[Cermic1]

My reports seem to not be uploading, if I double upload, that's why.

Just got done with a massage at Harmony in Shoreview, pathetic. Honestly one of the worst massages I've had. There have been worse, but typically have an l1 to cap it off, this didn't even have that. I walked in around 510, massage started around 515, I paid for full hour, I was back in my truck at 608 with no HE.

I don't know if I just drew a short straw, I got an older gal, mid 50's if I had to guess, there was a younger one there, I'd say 40 that might be better. But I don't even know if I want to try a second time.

[Cermic1]

I had heard good things on here about Harmony, got to say, greatly disappointed.

First off, one of the worst massages I've had. I've had worse but they typically come with l1 to offset. But not only that, she shortchanged me on time. I walked in around 510, massage started around 512, I'm back in my truck at 608 after paying for full hour.

I don't know if I just got a bad draw, she was an older lady, short and kind squat. There was a younger cuter girl there that I saw while walking out, maybe she would be better.

[BurtForPres]

Just wanted to pass along a great independent provider that has been around a long time, but new to me. You can tell by her really low TER number (#6611).

I tried to drop a review there, but was rejected because an old ad referenced did not contain her name. Here is what I was going to post.

Contacted her by text. She responded with good communication. Her incall studio is located south of uptown with off street parking. She is a very friendly 50 ish therapeutic / sensual massage provider. She was clothed the whole time, and I doubt this will change, but with the great session and fair rate, I will repeat.

I was provided the address the morning of our appointment, and the room details when I communicated arrival. She opened the door hearing my approach and greeted me with a warm smile. After using the restroom, she asked that I get comfortable. There was no cover available on the table, and I know what that means.

She returned with warmed oil and started a great mostly therapeutic but part sensual massage. It was great, she hit a few areas that are always tight for me. On the flip she was slow to re-arise my attention, and did not rush the finish. After which she kept contact to slowly cool things down.

Haha, we'll call her "K". She's fun. A little pricey for a FBSM, and she indeed doesn't go full nude. Just top down for tit access. I think I've mentioned it before, but she does that thing where she uses her boobs to pretend that she's suckin you while hiding her face by turning her body. I hate that, it's so patronizing. She's not convincing anyone. She even puckers her lips to make it sound like she's got her mouth full. She is nice, but I'd rather she just titfucked me and let me see. Not a repeat for me, but she is pretty.

[Vio109]

Just wanted to pass along a great independent provider that has been around a long time, but new to me. You can tell by her really low TER number (#6611).

I tried to drop a review there, but was rejected because an old ad referenced did not contain her name. Here is what I was going to post.

Contacted her by text. She responded with good communication. Her incall studio is located south of uptown with off street parking. She is a very friendly 50 ish therapeutic / sensual massage provider. She was clothed the whole time, and I doubt this will change, but with the great session and fair rate, I will repeat.

I was provided the address the morning of our appointment, and the room details when I communicated arrival. She opened the door hearing my approach and greeted me with a warm smile. After using the restroom, she asked that I get comfortable. There was no cover available on the table, and I know what that means.

She returned with warmed oil and started a great mostly therapeutic but part sensual massage. It was great, she hit a few areas that are always tight for me. On the flip she was slow to re-arise my attention, and did not rush the finish. After which she kept contact to slowly cool things down.

[BurtForPres]

I was just in FL over winter break. Most of that "sign in" stuff is gone and what is still there. They pay no attention too. I would just sign is as Tim Walz. LOLOL.

Yeah, to be frank I don't think Asian orgs are really going to care who is in the country's highest idiot box. They've gone through worse. If they get targeted, they pack up, lay low, and wait till things cool down before opening back up.

The only obstacle we have here in Minnesota is lack of business. The main reason we're not as monger-why as other big cities seems to just be because the market ain't boomin here like it is other places. Florida joints get raided all the time it seems. Still hasn't made it any less of a hotspot.

[Thunter]

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

I agree with you, every K-girl or AMP girl I've seen and communicated with are here legally using work or other visa's. Remember these people don't sneak in across some border, they fly here and go through customs, stay for a period and return. They have work lined up in advance and could even be H-2 b visas or something similar.

People who don't understand go off the rails on this deport thing. The only people who will be deported are those here illegally who commit crimes. Crimes will include not showing up for an asylum or other hearing. Even though the rhetoric is "round them all up and deport" that would just never happen. That is a tool to reduce pressure at the border and discourage illegal immigration. I believe there will be zero affect on K-girl or AMPs unless visa's of all types are reduced. The point of all this is more controlled legal immigration through merit and work visas and less illegal immigration of people storming the border with no vetting or massive catch and release with no vetting.

[Member #6838]

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

I was just in FL over winter break. Most of that "sign in" stuff is gone and what is still there. They pay no attention too. I would just sign is as Tim Walz. LOLOL.

[WoozerBuck]

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

[Cermic1]

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[KrangleVerse]

Was driving hwy 13 this afternoon and saw LEO in front of Rose. Went back the other way a couple hours later and the lot was empty and the place was dark.

Anyone have any updates on this? Could be any number of reasons I suppose.