Massage Parlor Reports

[Cermic1]

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Just got done with a massage at Harmony in Shoreview, pathetic. Honestly one of the worst massages I've had. There have been worse, but typically have an l1 to cap it off, this didn't even have that. I walked in around 510, massage started around 515, I paid for full hour, I was back in my truck at 608 with no HE.

I don't know if I just drew a short straw, I got an older gal, mid 50's if I had to guess, there was a younger one there, I'd say 40 that might be better. But I don't even know if I want to try a second time.

[Cermic1]

My reports seem to not be uploading, if I double upload, that's why.

Just got done with a massage at Harmony in Shoreview, pathetic. Honestly one of the worst massages I've had. There have been worse, but typically have an l1 to cap it off, this didn't even have that. I walked in around 510, massage started around 515, I paid for full hour, I was back in my truck at 608 with no HE.

I don't know if I just drew a short straw, I got an older gal, mid 50's if I had to guess, there was a younger one there, I'd say 40 that might be better. But I don't even know if I want to try a second time.

[Cermic1]

I had heard good things on here about Harmony, got to say, greatly disappointed.

First off, one of the worst massages I've had. I've had worse but they typically come with l1 to offset. But not only that, she shortchanged me on time. I walked in around 510, massage started around 512, I'm back in my truck at 608 after paying for full hour.

I don't know if I just got a bad draw, she was an older lady, short and kind squat. There was a younger cuter girl there that I saw while walking out, maybe she would be better.

[BurtForPres]

Just wanted to pass along a great independent provider that has been around a long time, but new to me. You can tell by her really low TER number (#6611).

I tried to drop a review there, but was rejected because an old ad referenced did not contain her name. Here is what I was going to post.

Contacted her by text. She responded with good communication. Her incall studio is located south of uptown with off street parking. She is a very friendly 50 ish therapeutic / sensual massage provider. She was clothed the whole time, and I doubt this will change, but with the great session and fair rate, I will repeat.

I was provided the address the morning of our appointment, and the room details when I communicated arrival. She opened the door hearing my approach and greeted me with a warm smile. After using the restroom, she asked that I get comfortable. There was no cover available on the table, and I know what that means.

She returned with warmed oil and started a great mostly therapeutic but part sensual massage. It was great, she hit a few areas that are always tight for me. On the flip she was slow to re-arise my attention, and did not rush the finish. After which she kept contact to slowly cool things down.

Haha, we'll call her "K". She's fun. A little pricey for a FBSM, and she indeed doesn't go full nude. Just top down for tit access. I think I've mentioned it before, but she does that thing where she uses her boobs to pretend that she's suckin you while hiding her face by turning her body. I hate that, it's so patronizing. She's not convincing anyone. She even puckers her lips to make it sound like she's got her mouth full. She is nice, but I'd rather she just titfucked me and let me see. Not a repeat for me, but she is pretty.

[Vio109]

Just wanted to pass along a great independent provider that has been around a long time, but new to me. You can tell by her really low TER number (#6611).

I tried to drop a review there, but was rejected because an old ad referenced did not contain her name. Here is what I was going to post.

Contacted her by text. She responded with good communication. Her incall studio is located south of uptown with off street parking. She is a very friendly 50 ish therapeutic / sensual massage provider. She was clothed the whole time, and I doubt this will change, but with the great session and fair rate, I will repeat.

I was provided the address the morning of our appointment, and the room details when I communicated arrival. She opened the door hearing my approach and greeted me with a warm smile. After using the restroom, she asked that I get comfortable. There was no cover available on the table, and I know what that means.

She returned with warmed oil and started a great mostly therapeutic but part sensual massage. It was great, she hit a few areas that are always tight for me. On the flip she was slow to re-arise my attention, and did not rush the finish. After which she kept contact to slowly cool things down.

[BurtForPres]

I was just in FL over winter break. Most of that "sign in" stuff is gone and what is still there. They pay no attention too. I would just sign is as Tim Walz. LOLOL.

Yeah, to be frank I don't think Asian orgs are really going to care who is in the country's highest idiot box. They've gone through worse. If they get targeted, they pack up, lay low, and wait till things cool down before opening back up.

The only obstacle we have here in Minnesota is lack of business. The main reason we're not as monger-why as other big cities seems to just be because the market ain't boomin here like it is other places. Florida joints get raided all the time it seems. Still hasn't made it any less of a hotspot.

[Thunter]

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

I agree with you, every K-girl or AMP girl I've seen and communicated with are here legally using work or other visa's. Remember these people don't sneak in across some border, they fly here and go through customs, stay for a period and return. They have work lined up in advance and could even be H-2 b visas or something similar.

People who don't understand go off the rails on this deport thing. The only people who will be deported are those here illegally who commit crimes. Crimes will include not showing up for an asylum or other hearing. Even though the rhetoric is "round them all up and deport" that would just never happen. That is a tool to reduce pressure at the border and discourage illegal immigration. I believe there will be zero affect on K-girl or AMPs unless visa's of all types are reduced. The point of all this is more controlled legal immigration through merit and work visas and less illegal immigration of people storming the border with no vetting or massive catch and release with no vetting.

[Member #6838]

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

I was just in FL over winter break. Most of that "sign in" stuff is gone and what is still there. They pay no attention too. I would just sign is as Tim Walz. LOLOL.

[WoozerBuck]

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

[Cermic1]

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[KrangleVerse]

Was driving hwy 13 this afternoon and saw LEO in front of Rose. Went back the other way a couple hours later and the lot was empty and the place was dark.

Anyone have any updates on this? Could be any number of reasons I suppose.

[Crsm27]

So now that Der Fhrer has assumed his rightful throne, how soon before the women of the AMP's we frequent, get deported for not being white? And those popular K-Girls will need to be deported too.

You will just have to make due with flabby, heavily tattooed nasty looking white street walkin'crack ******.

Or your wives.

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

[Ridley1991]

Was driving hwy 13 this afternoon and saw LEO in front of Rose. Went back the other way a couple hours later and the lot was empty and the place was dark.

[Loran70]

So now that Der Führer has assumed his rightful throne, how soon before the women of the AMP's we frequent, get deported for not being white? And those popular K-Girls will need to be deported too.

You will just have to make due with flabby, heavily tattooed nasty looking white street walkin'crack ******.

Or your wives.

[Anything Cool]

Table showers you say? If that's true, Rose just shot way up on my interest list. We need more table showers damn it!

My latest visit to Maple I saw they just covered up their defunct, unused table shower with blankets and shit. If only I was able to try them out when it was operational.

I agree that we need more table showers.

I wasn't aware that Maple even had a table shower. I have been going there on and off since 2016 and was never offered one.