Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6838** · 01-22-25 22:48

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

I was just in FL over winter break. Most of that "sign in" stuff is gone and what is still there. They pay no attention too. I would just sign is as Tim Walz. LOLOL.

**WoozerBuck** · 01-22-25 22:11

Originally Posted by Crsm27 [View Original Post]

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

That was sucky but cooler heads prevailed. We have bigger problems this time around. Local task forces are a much bigger issue. Look at what Florida did to massage places. You have to sign.

Paperwork? Yuk.

**Cermic1** · 01-22-25 21:33

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**KrangleVerse** · 01-22-25 12:28

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

Was driving hwy 13 this afternoon and saw LEO in front of Rose. Went back the other way a couple hours later and the lot was empty and the place was dark.

Anyone have any updates on this? Could be any number of reasons I suppose.

**Crsm27** · 01-22-25 09:53

Originally Posted by Loran70 [View Original Post]

So now that Der Fhrer has assumed his rightful throne, how soon before the women of the AMP's we frequent, get deported for not being white? And those popular K-Girls will need to be deported too.

You will just have to make due with flabby, heavily tattooed nasty looking white street walkin'crack ******.

Or your wives.

Well the K girls I have seen have told me they have work visa's or some other type of visa's. So they are here LEGALLY. If what they tell me is TRUE. Also none of them has told me I have a big dick. So they haven't lied to me yet. LOL.

But it is something to think about. But many of the actual AMP's have business licenses. So to have them you need to have work visa's and other things in place. Same goes if any of the workers are "licensed" in anything. So it could be a non issue or a huge sweep.

But the wildcard in all of this is the fact that Walz has come out against deportation and what not. So will he be putting up road blocks against any feds coming in. WE WILL SEE.

**Ridley1991** · 01-21-25 22:53

Was driving hwy 13 this afternoon and saw LEO in front of Rose. Went back the other way a couple hours later and the lot was empty and the place was dark.

**Loran70** · 01-21-25 19:46

So now that Der Führer has assumed his rightful throne, how soon before the women of the AMP's we frequent, get deported for not being white? And those popular K-Girls will need to be deported too.

You will just have to make due with flabby, heavily tattooed nasty looking white street walkin'crack ******.

Or your wives.

**Anything Cool** · 01-21-25 13:42

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Table showers you say? If that's true, Rose just shot way up on my interest list. We need more table showers damn it!

My latest visit to Maple I saw they just covered up their defunct, unused table shower with blankets and shit. If only I was able to try them out when it was operational.

I agree that we need more table showers.

I wasn't aware that Maple even had a table shower. I have been going there on and off since 2016 and was never offered one.

**BurtForPres** · 01-21-25 10:46

Originally Posted by RxyGuy [View Original Post]

Had a nice appointment with Caroline at Rose in B'ville. Pretty and friendly and gave a nice massage. Went in for a 30 minute appointment and got a nice, unrushed massage. L1 and left satisfied. Looked like they might be adding table showers as this was under construction at the time.

Any reports on Luna who is new there?

Table showers you say? If that's true, Rose just shot way up on my interest list. We need more table showers damn it!

My latest visit to Maple I saw they just covered up their defunct, unused table shower with blankets and shit. If only I was able to try them out when it was operational.

**DJamesX001** · 01-20-25 21:09

Anyone dm me if you had good experience at Jade, I will share ssf one intel as well.

**Member #6838** · 01-20-25 16:22

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

You should have read my post from a couple weeks ago. It was painful! It's called LotusSpa however to ease confusion.

I do remember you posting that, I just didn't think it was that location. But yes, most painful thing ever!

**RxyGuy** · 01-20-25 11:23

Originally Posted by ScatJay [View Original Post]

Just spotted the newcomer Rose cuties Luna and Caroline, Caroline had one mediocre review here but I've not seen much on Luna.

Anybody been to the Moon and back who can report?

Had a nice appointment with Caroline at Rose in B'ville. Pretty and friendly and gave a nice massage. Went in for a 30 minute appointment and got a nice, unrushed massage. L1 and left satisfied. Looked like they might be adding table showers as this was under construction at the time.

Any reports on Luna who is new there?

**LastsLonger** · 01-20-25 10:37

Originally Posted by McZrt [View Original Post]

I was pretty bored yesterday so I figured I would venture out for some fun. 1st stop was My Massage in Fridley for some manscaping. https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...819446905.html I figured I would get at least a L1 with the waxing. Nope, nothing and the absolute worst and most painful waxing I had ever received in my life! Not to mention, they charged $100 for what others charge $70 for. Next I stopped at Dynasty in Spring Lake Park. I figured since they had a table shower, I could expect at least a L1. Struck out again. Not a thing, except for a sub par massage. Sadly it was a bad day.

You should have read my post from a couple weeks ago. It was painful! It's called LotusSpa however to ease confusion.

**Member #6838** · 01-20-25 09:09

I was pretty bored yesterday so I figured I would venture out for some fun. 1st stop was My Massage in Fridley for some manscaping. https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...819446905.html I figured I would get at least a L1 with the waxing. Nope, nothing and the absolute worst and most painful waxing I had ever received in my life! Not to mention, they charged $100 for what others charge $70 for. Next I stopped at Dynasty in Spring Lake Park. I figured since they had a table shower, I could expect at least a L1. Struck out again. Not a thing, except for a sub par massage. Sadly it was a bad day.