Massage Parlor Reports

[Dick Jackman]

Recently visited. Same lineup as listed. I drew Mia. Was not impressed. Linda works the hardest there I feel. Angel is fine af.

Thanks for the VIP / Wellness roster update. Very much appreciated.

[WayneAshley380]

A while back (during the King / NDS days), I was having lunch with one of the girls in the break room when another girl who just got done with a customer came in laughing hysterically. Through the translation app, she told us that she tried to fart on a gross dude in the TS while in 69 and it turned into a hershey squirt instead. The guy didn't even get mad, in fact she said he seemed even more turned on by it. The moral of the story is that she actually tried to rip one on a monger that she didn't particularly care for, so it seems that it is indeed a thing.

Well you did say she just shit herself.

She may have been desperately trying to avoid an unpleasant situation for both of you.

[Big In Japan]

Went by Spring the other day, met up with Tiffany. Gave her 240 and off to the races. She has been reviewed here before so I'll cut to the chase. As she was getting the water temp adjusted in the TS room, I thought I heard a fart. Then a few seconds later, holy shit what a stink. I had to step back for a minute. Nice TS, back to the room where she offers 4 hands, no thanks, not my thing. As the action got going, I noticed when I tried to suck her tits, she pushed them closer so I couldn't get at them. Swung around for 69 and she did a nice job, but I wasn't getting my nose close to her star fish since she just shit herself in the shower. On to the main event and I pop 25 minutes in. I tell her to get ready for round two and she leaves. I assumed to get new supplies for round two. She comes back with cash telling me she's busy and I have to go. WTF? I paid for the hour and wanted it. She hands me 40 and pushes me out the door. I can't believe this place will last much longer because the location is in the middle of other businesses with lots of traffic.

Typically, when Asian women fart on Westerners, they don't like you.

I had that explained to me at MC on semoran Blvd before they moved to milk.

A while back (during the King / NDS days), I was having lunch with one of the girls in the break room when another girl who just got done with a customer came in laughing hysterically. Through the translation app, she told us that she tried to fart on a gross dude in the TS while in 69 and it turned into a hershey squirt instead. The guy didn't even get mad, in fact she said he seemed even more turned on by it. The moral of the story is that she actually tried to rip one on a monger that she didn't particularly care for, so it seems that it is indeed a thing.

[Dsn25]

Any of those BB girls offer Greek?

Jenny at Tokyo. Ruby does the best ATM though.

[ChrisXr]

Any of those BB girls offer Greek?

Ruby. Should be included with the BBFS charge. I'd still wrap it up if you going down the poop hole.

[FootyFanatic14]

Agree 100% but simps will simp and many use this forum as a venue to write long Penthouse stories vs simply sharing reliable info. As if it's some kind of flex that you paid for sex and had a good time LOL.

There may be a handful of all-stars at these spas like Blue, Tiffany, Mina, etc but even star players don't hit home runs in every single game. And the other girls are on the team for a reason. Give them a chance to shine and you might be surprised. Some of the best appointments I've had were with girls that don't get the fanfare on here but I just happened to click with.

Bottom line it's always YMMV, so stop chasing the 5-star porno experience because there are never any guarantees. However if you come correct and treat the girls right then 99% chance they will do right by you and you'll get your money's worth. I mean ultimately it's just getting a nut out with a prostitute, really not that serious is it?

You're absolutely right. It's unnecessary to simp for these girls. You're not winning any brownie points with them. I've done my fair share of it in the past but I've learned it doesn't make them treat you any better, and you will get burned the moment you expect something in return.

The point of a review is to share information, not brag about your sexcapades. When people start writing penthouse stories then inevitably people are going to have expectations and make comparisons on every little detail. Everyone should understand that YMMV is the standard you should expect when seeing someone for the first time. The only comparison anyone should be making is between two girls you've seen, or between different sessions with a girl you've seen.

Make your own memorable sessions with these girls. Don't try and recreate someone else's experience that you read on here. Chances are very high that it's exaggerated anyways.

[SpeedRacerV]

If you looking for BBFS, I've seen all three this month.

Cherry in Venus spa (Conway and curry ford) wants 50-100 extra.

Jenny in Tokyo (s John young and battles) has never asked for more.

Vicky in M & why (oak ridge and Rio grande) wants 100 more.

Ruby and Vivi also provide amazing BBFS and hope the rumors of ruby coming back in January.

Overall I usually see Jenny the most for the affordability and I like her more mountain village look. Cherry was great the first few times but she's very mechanical.

Vicky was a wild card for me, so ymmy on the experience and I had to pull out.

Any of those BB girls offer Greek?

[Thefldon]

I keep hearing about Mia. What does she look like? Is she petite? Shaved kitty? How tall is she?

Thanks!

Recently visited. Same lineup as listed. I drew Mia. Was not impressed. Linda works the hardest there I feel. Angel is fine af.

[Suepaman]

Does anyone know the current (January) roster for VIP / Wellness Massage Spa?

Visited and reviewed Angel ("The Wall Walker") in December and met the other girls on duty, Mia and Linda when leaving. Hoping to visit Mia first and, eventually, Linda if they have held over from their December rotation. Otherwise interested if any new girls have arrived for January.

I always call to confirm who is on duty before going but I've noticed that some hobbyists are really plugged in on who is where and who is coming and going. I'm unplugged in that regard and am relying on the goodwill of my fellow hobbyists for any advance info. Thanks.

Recently visited. Same lineup as listed. I drew Mia. Was not impressed. Linda works the hardest there I feel. Angel is fine af.

[LovesToDream13]

Anyone go to BO lately?? Do they ask for I'd? I haven't gone or seen a report in a while.

[MarkGew]

Typically, when Asian women fart on Westerners, they don't like you.

I had that explained to me at MC on semoran Blvd before they moved to milk.

[StyleNProfile]

Sounds like another good review got a bunch of people requesting Yula, and it got complicated. Blue is on her third stage name now because of this. Tiffany burned out for a bit too back when. Surprised she still uses the same name.

I know we all want to get our money's worth, but very rarely do any of these girls disappoint. I don't see anything wrong with posting lineups, and recent sightings, but I always just take the draw. Saw on here Blue was at spring recently, stopped by, drew her, and it was a blast. Same with Jenny at Tokyo before that.

Been seeing these girls for years now, and know a handful of them. Blue even specifically asked me not to do reviews, not that I ever got crazy with it. Only even mention my meeting with Blue as I see I am not adding anything new to this discussion. Not White Knighting, but I've drawn some of these girls when they get burnt out, and it's noticeable, and unfortunate. Also seems completely preventable.

Saw some other chick at Gardenia before it closed down, and Blue recognized me, so came in to say hi, and like half jokingly told me half a dozen times she's "Blue" now. Probably why she hops locations so much.

Agree 100% but simps will simp and many use this forum as a venue to write long Penthouse stories vs simply sharing reliable info. As if it's some kind of flex that you paid for sex and had a good time LOL.

There may be a handful of all-stars at these spas like Blue, Tiffany, Mina, etc but even star players don't hit home runs in every single game. And the other girls are on the team for a reason. Give them a chance to shine and you might be surprised. Some of the best appointments I've had were with girls that don't get the fanfare on here but I just happened to click with.

Bottom line it's always YMMV, so stop chasing the 5-star porno experience because there are never any guarantees. However if you come correct and treat the girls right then 99% chance they will do right by you and you'll get your money's worth. I mean ultimately it's just getting a nut out with a prostitute, really not that serious is it?

[CopKoda]

Ok, went to see Yula because she seems to fit what I like and yes she's very nice. Her best feature to me is that body. Slim figure but not bone skinny. Looks like she works out; you can visibly see her side abs while she's standing and when she's in missionary she looks amazing. B tits, very nicely done, puffy nips. Small booty and she definitely had some lip injections done because they look like DSL. Sorta has a Spanish vibe to her. Age estimate could definitely be 30's as I doubt any of these ladies are in their 20's. Even Kiki is in her 30's but she can pass for early 20's. BBBJ was mid. Good suction, but not too much DT. I squeezed the hell out of her tits while banging which she didn't flinch. No over the top moans which is nice. The only off put thing was she did have some sort of musky smell to her which was a turn off. Ended up with CIM finish.

Overall, performance somewhat average but her looks alone gives her a recommend to try and repeat.

[StyleNProfile]

Popped in yesterday morning, called ahead to book Yula. Get there, one monger in his car waiting. I walk up, door is locked so ring the buzzer. I get let in by Ruby and I ask for the back room (by TS). Yula comes in and jumps on me. Monger previously parked walks in and Ruby greets him. Long story short, spa double booked Yula. Yula leaves to deal with the monger and he is raising his voice and clearly upset. Yula comes back and asks if I will do 30 minutes. I agree, we wrap up business and off to the races.

Skipped the TS (we are both clean and fresh) and she delivers a solid BBBJ. A few minutes of that and I park her on the edge of the table, cover up and blast away for 25 minutes. At the 28 minute mark I ask her to go get Ruby. She asks if I want to finish CIM and I decline (she was stunned at my answer).

Yula leaves and Ruby enters, I ask for 30 minutes, handle business and she gives me a quick standing shower to freshen up. Back to the room for a solid BBBJ, I parked her on the table, cover up and blast away on her for 20 minutes. At this point she is hanging off the table upside down holding herself up with both hands on the ground and I pull cover off and spray her stomach. Reach my hand out to pull her up and she starts laughing how we finished. Clean up and starts light massage..

You paid 400 and are flexing as if they gave you a freebie? LOL.

[HappyXxx]

My recommendation will always be Tiffany. There is a reason why she is popular. She has always treated me as king. Understand most work hard, but like anyone, work is hard. Understand them and treat them well for they will treat us well.

I agree Tiffany has always been a great provider, although I haven't been with her in awhile I see and talk with her when I visit others at Tokyo and Spring. You won't see an ass like that on an Asian girl like that too often.