Massage Parlor Reports

[Shogun Hua]

Sounds awesome. Hope she rotates back to Shanghai soon. (Shanghai is more accessible to me.) Wait. Does Shanghai have shower option? When I was in the bathroom yesterday, I didn't see a shower there.

There is a stand up shower at both One spa and Shanghai.

Too bad, Nora just left Shanghai.

[Marko Ramius]

... but the owner / paid advertiser reviews made that site nearly worthless. Definitely not worth $49 per month.

One time before I ditched them I started posting links to obviously fake reviews in their Seattle forum, along with how I knew they were fake. Those posts were almost instantly deleted and I got a number of PMs threatening to delete my account if I kept posting stuff like that.

[AmpluckyCat]

About 9 months ago, in a different city and using a different name, I met this angel of a girl with oral skills like nothing I've ever seen. Through fate and fortune, I got to see her again last night.

Provider Details: Beauty: 4/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4.25.

YUKI is an absolutely beautiful woman. Very sweet, very sexy; gorgeous eyes. The a little over 5'00", about 100 lbs, 30 C-28-32 with soft milky skin. Long black hair. Clean shaven kitty. She has the cutest little pointed nose that crinkles on the edges when she smiles. Not curvy, but she has a very sporty physique. Adorable little ass perfectly suited for her petite frame.

Service Details: Shower, DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, FIV, CFS, TUMA, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Started with the DFK making out as we also took some time to catch up.

(BBBJ) The majority (45 minutes) of this session was Yuki's mouth wrapped around my dick in various positions and locations the room and spa. Her oral skills are even better than I remembered from 9 months ago. The amount of suction that she generates is inspiring. And, even when she is engaged in DT she can generate incredible pressure. Insisted that I keep my hands wrapped around her head for extra force while she took me deep. Her oral skills are so good that you literally forget that CFS is on the menu. Gag reflex is nonexistent. Ultimately finished CIM.

(CFS) Short lived. Basically, CG and Standing K9 against the wall. She is tight and shallow.

(DATY / DATO) She responded well especially during DATY. She got very wet when I combined FIV while stimulating her clit.

Wrap-up: Yuki is a real treat. She'll be here until the end of the month. Since I can't take the chance of not seeing her again for another 9 months, I'll be seeing her again real soon.

Recommendation: Yes.

[AmpluckyCat]

Shanghai has a shower across the hall from the bathroom.

Sounds awesome. Hope she rotates back to Shanghai soon. (Shanghai is more accessible to me.) Wait. Does Shanghai have shower option? When I was in the bathroom yesterday, I didn't see a shower there.

[AmpluckyCat]

Yeah, I agree with the weight estimate too. But, that's the number she gave me, so, hey, it's her lie, she can tell it the way she wants to. At the end of the day, I had an amazing session with Nora.

I think your description as "attainable GND" is fair, but after meeting her I'd estimate her weight to be 120 ish.

[KitWalker1967]

The big reason I killed my subscription and stopped posting there was all of the bullshit reviews.

Same here. I know a number of guys here were trying their best to provide accurate information and help everyone make good decisions, but the owner / paid advertiser reviews made that site nearly worthless. Definitely not worth $49 per month.

[AussieFury]

Correction: Nora weights 95 lbs.

I think your description as "attainable GND" is fair, but after meeting her I'd estimate her weight to be 120 ish.

[Legendaddy]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Eventfully shower with lots of body rubs and handless BJ preview. No time wasted with Nora. Straight to BJ with BLS and DT action. She is very enthusiastic about her oral skills; top tier. At one point, she was upside down with her feet on the top of the couch allowing me access to beautiful kitty while she performed more DT action. She was incredibly responsive to DATY / DATO and extremely gracious for my oral efforts. CFS transitioned between Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Every position was handled extremely well and with excitement and enthusiasm.

Wrap up:

Nora's service is absolutely top tier. She is very focused on providing an amazing session with northing but customer enjoyment as her main goal. And, she delivers in spades. I can't be any more satisfied that decided to spend some time with her, because she wasn't originally on my TDL. I know now that not seeing her would've been a terrible mistake.

Recommendation: Yes.

Sounds awesome. Hope she rotates back to Shanghai soon. (Shanghai is more accessible to me.) Wait. Does Shanghai have shower option? When I was in the bathroom yesterday, I didn't see a shower there.

[Marko Ramius]

The big reason I killed my subscription and stopped posting there was all of the bullshit reviews.

[DrTraveler]

Well I decided to get a premium subscription at rubmaps to guide my 2025 quest: I want to find reliable, non-granny, Seattle AMP ladies who enjoy themselves and do BBBJ and CFS with the YMMV possibility of more after several visits. I'm in northwest Seattle and I'm open to looking throughout the city. Mia at Star Point was perfect for this but she's left town for a while.

It seems that nearly all of the rubmaps reviews are made up. The range on a particular lady from CBJ in one review to BBFS in another review seems fishy to me. I'll start with a few spots around here and will report on my findings! I'd be grateful for any insights if people know of some gems to begin with.

Happy 2025!

[AmpluckyCat]

Correction: Nora weights 95 lbs.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:.

[DamianDono]

You can find more about her on TNA. Not sure why she's posted in this thread when she's an independent provider and doesn't provide service in a parlor.

Should have been posted in the Thai and Non K Girls Asian Providers thread.

Pretty sure there have been micro AMP providers, indie girls and even k-girls mentioned in this thread. Mods feel free to kill if not but a legit, affordable massage option seems like fair game. More Intel is better right?

To answer the previous question this is her https://tnaboard.me/Miss+Asia.

[Oregon2020]

Speaking of which, and to inject some more Seattle into this, how is Orchid's situation these days? I was there frequently when the Kathy / Cici / Coco crew was there with their labcoats 4 years ago, but once they seemingly moved on I found the experiences dropped off dramatically. Visited about 6 months ago, told the lady I had minimal time and wanted 30 minutes. She stuck me in a room to undress. Didn't come back in for about fifteen minutes. Once I heard her with another customer through the wall I got dressed. I had already given her the house fee. Considered just abandoning it, but waited for the other guy to leave. Told her it wasn't cool to leave me hanging without notice, especially when I'd told her I was short on time. She began crying when I asked for my house fee back. Never had post-nut clarity pre-nut before, but with her begging me to stay I realized she was a surprisingly unattractive auntie and bounced.

It's a shame all the quality seems to be either in Renton or Everett. Even the marginal pre-covid north Seattle AAMP situation is now absolutely dead.

Yeah, four years ago was definitely a bit of a heyday. My last visit was actually late 2024 and it was just strange. It was fine, but not at all fun or anything other than a quick and uninspiring "boom-boom". And yet, there are days when that's just what you need. I guess I have to drive to Renton if I want inspiration. Maybe we can start a shuttle service?

[Oregon2020]

Went to Dream Spa this Sunday am. Parked in back. Rang the bell a tired-looking Coco answered the door in an almost -on slip. . 5 for 30. Started hugging and fondling. Boomboom? Yes. Offered 1. 5, seemed happy. GND pleasant face. Nice nat C's. Bit of baby damage below but not terrible. No kisses at all, which wasn't so bad as her breath was literally poopy. Decent but too short bbj. Snapped a too small hat on a semi hard staff. Mish only. Not tight and starting from half didn't work. Only option after that was jackhammer HJ. No more BJ. No Russian (would have been nice. Door rang a few times, Coco stayed but tried to hurry things along which always has the opposite effect. Called time on the play and left. Meh.

Ah well. Thanks for this report. This story sounds like so many other stories I could tell about places nobody really talks about. I thank you for the report.

[AmpluckyCat]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Eventfully shower with lots of body rubs and handless BJ preview. No time wasted with Nora. Straight to BJ with BLS and DT action. She is very enthusiastic about her oral skills; top tier. At one point, she was upside down with her feet on the top of the couch allowing me access to beautiful kitty while she performed more DT action. She was incredibly responsive to DATY / DATO and extremely gracious for my oral efforts. CFS transitioned between Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Every position was handled extremely well and with excitement and enthusiasm.

Wrap up:

Nora's service is absolutely top tier. She is very focused on providing an amazing session with northing but customer enjoyment as her main goal. And, she delivers in spades. I can't be any more satisfied that decided to spend some time with her, because she wasn't originally on my TDL. I know now that not seeing her would've been a terrible mistake.

Recommendation: Yes.