Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Correction: Nora weights 95 lbs.

I think your description as "attainable GND" is fair, but after meeting her I'd estimate her weight to be 120 ish.

[Legendaddy]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Eventfully shower with lots of body rubs and handless BJ preview. No time wasted with Nora. Straight to BJ with BLS and DT action. She is very enthusiastic about her oral skills; top tier. At one point, she was upside down with her feet on the top of the couch allowing me access to beautiful kitty while she performed more DT action. She was incredibly responsive to DATY / DATO and extremely gracious for my oral efforts. CFS transitioned between Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Every position was handled extremely well and with excitement and enthusiasm.

Wrap up:

Nora's service is absolutely top tier. She is very focused on providing an amazing session with northing but customer enjoyment as her main goal. And, she delivers in spades. I can't be any more satisfied that decided to spend some time with her, because she wasn't originally on my TDL. I know now that not seeing her would've been a terrible mistake.

Recommendation: Yes.

Sounds awesome. Hope she rotates back to Shanghai soon. (Shanghai is more accessible to me.) Wait. Does Shanghai have shower option? When I was in the bathroom yesterday, I didn't see a shower there.

[Marko Ramius]

The big reason I killed my subscription and stopped posting there was all of the bullshit reviews.

[DrTraveler]

Well I decided to get a premium subscription at rubmaps to guide my 2025 quest: I want to find reliable, non-granny, Seattle AMP ladies who enjoy themselves and do BBBJ and CFS with the YMMV possibility of more after several visits. I'm in northwest Seattle and I'm open to looking throughout the city. Mia at Star Point was perfect for this but she's left town for a while.

It seems that nearly all of the rubmaps reviews are made up. The range on a particular lady from CBJ in one review to BBFS in another review seems fishy to me. I'll start with a few spots around here and will report on my findings! I'd be grateful for any insights if people know of some gems to begin with.

Happy 2025!

[AmpluckyCat]

Correction: Nora weights 95 lbs.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:.

[DamianDono]

You can find more about her on TNA. Not sure why she's posted in this thread when she's an independent provider and doesn't provide service in a parlor.

Should have been posted in the Thai and Non K Girls Asian Providers thread.

Pretty sure there have been micro AMP providers, indie girls and even k-girls mentioned in this thread. Mods feel free to kill if not but a legit, affordable massage option seems like fair game. More Intel is better right?

To answer the previous question this is her https://tnaboard.me/Miss+Asia.

[Oregon2020]

Speaking of which, and to inject some more Seattle into this, how is Orchid's situation these days? I was there frequently when the Kathy / Cici / Coco crew was there with their labcoats 4 years ago, but once they seemingly moved on I found the experiences dropped off dramatically. Visited about 6 months ago, told the lady I had minimal time and wanted 30 minutes. She stuck me in a room to undress. Didn't come back in for about fifteen minutes. Once I heard her with another customer through the wall I got dressed. I had already given her the house fee. Considered just abandoning it, but waited for the other guy to leave. Told her it wasn't cool to leave me hanging without notice, especially when I'd told her I was short on time. She began crying when I asked for my house fee back. Never had post-nut clarity pre-nut before, but with her begging me to stay I realized she was a surprisingly unattractive auntie and bounced.

It's a shame all the quality seems to be either in Renton or Everett. Even the marginal pre-covid north Seattle AAMP situation is now absolutely dead.

Yeah, four years ago was definitely a bit of a heyday. My last visit was actually late 2024 and it was just strange. It was fine, but not at all fun or anything other than a quick and uninspiring "boom-boom". And yet, there are days when that's just what you need. I guess I have to drive to Renton if I want inspiration. Maybe we can start a shuttle service?

[Oregon2020]

Went to Dream Spa this Sunday am. Parked in back. Rang the bell a tired-looking Coco answered the door in an almost -on slip. . 5 for 30. Started hugging and fondling. Boomboom? Yes. Offered 1. 5, seemed happy. GND pleasant face. Nice nat C's. Bit of baby damage below but not terrible. No kisses at all, which wasn't so bad as her breath was literally poopy. Decent but too short bbj. Snapped a too small hat on a semi hard staff. Mish only. Not tight and starting from half didn't work. Only option after that was jackhammer HJ. No more BJ. No Russian (would have been nice. Door rang a few times, Coco stayed but tried to hurry things along which always has the opposite effect. Called time on the play and left. Meh.

Ah well. Thanks for this report. This story sounds like so many other stories I could tell about places nobody really talks about. I thank you for the report.

[AmpluckyCat]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Eventfully shower with lots of body rubs and handless BJ preview. No time wasted with Nora. Straight to BJ with BLS and DT action. She is very enthusiastic about her oral skills; top tier. At one point, she was upside down with her feet on the top of the couch allowing me access to beautiful kitty while she performed more DT action. She was incredibly responsive to DATY / DATO and extremely gracious for my oral efforts. CFS transitioned between Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Every position was handled extremely well and with excitement and enthusiasm.

Wrap up:

Nora's service is absolutely top tier. She is very focused on providing an amazing session with northing but customer enjoyment as her main goal. And, she delivers in spades. I can't be any more satisfied that decided to spend some time with her, because she wasn't originally on my TDL. I know now that not seeing her would've been a terrible mistake.

Recommendation: Yes.

[AussieFury]

I posted in the Tac / FedWay section about the return of "Tiny Yuki. " She's the person who first gave me the name "Big Monkey. " So if you tell her hi from me, you won't get a confused look. She was last at Renton Magnolia maybe 6 months ago?

She's now caling herself "Chloe. " Full review over there but she is a superstar. But just as big is the fact that QQ Spa in FedWay now has 2 FS cuties.

I'm hoping the same happens elsewhere. Has anyone else hit an HJ shoppe recently and been offered more?

I forgot I found another HJ shoppe gone wild: Qui Spa (the one over the Chevron) in Auburn. Kurvy Kiki asked for 260 all in, grumbled at 200 all in, but accepted if I "bring more tips" next time. Very good massage, zero BJ at all, great teasing during massage, snug and a decent lay and great kegel power. The location is convenient but not worth 260. If they stop complaining about 200 then this will be a great spot.

[AussieFury]

I agree with all the positive comments from AmpluckyCat, DatyMan007, SeattleStorm about Elsa. She is very attractive, has a slim body with enhanced Cs. Elsa's enthusiasm, DFK, dirty talk and acceptance of FIA reminded me of my incredible sessions with Megan. I am just sad that Elsa will move to Lollibee in Tacoma. Lollibee is too far for me. I hope the new rotation brings in high-quality talent.

I liked Elsa, too. Very into role play and dirty talk. But I couldn't help but feel like I was on thr Tokyo conveyor belt. She's sexy, fun, and all the things everyone has said, but I still felt rushed. Sometimes that's how it goes. My visit to Elsa was great. But it's hard to feel fully relaxed there sometimes. But they do have hot providers!

Elsa has maybe the best Kegels ever tho.

[AussieFury]

I posted in the Tac / FedWay section about the return of "Tiny Yuki. " She's the person who first gave me the name "Big Monkey. " So if you tell her hi from me, you won't get a confused look. She was last at Renton Magnolia maybe 6 months ago?

She's now caling herself "Chloe. " Full review over there but she is a superstar. But just as big is the fact that QQ Spa in FedWay now has 2 FS cuties.

I'm hoping the same happens elsewhere. Has anyone else hit an HJ shoppe recently and been offered more?

[AussieFury]

I went to Tokyo to see Elsa. I was told Elsa has moves to another location.

Gina said she could help me out.

A shower was not offered.

We had a very nice moment kissing in the front room.

Gina likes to kiss, and she has a very nice pair of tits with very sensitive nipples.

After our session she introduced me to Yuki she looked a little older than Gina. (guessing Gina is around 20-24).

Yuki looks around 30-34 ish, nice very nice looking.

I will be going back soon to take a closer look.

Elsa's at Lollibee in Tacoma.

I like Gina. She's in her 30's.

[AmpluckyCat]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 75.

Nora is super cute; she is definitely gives off that "obtainable GND" appeal. She's 23. She's 5. 25' tall. Says she's 95 Kg (209 lbs). If that's right, she certainly doesn't look it. 32 C-28-36 and very curvy with natural breasts. Ass is nice and round. Long black hair with a brown highlights. Clean-shaven kitty. Tattoo on right shoulder.

Services:

Shower, DLK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

Eventfully shower with lots of body rubs and handless BJ preview. No time wasted with Nora. Straight to BJ with BLS and DT action. She is very enthusiastic about her oral skills; top tier. At one point, she was upside down with her feet on the top of the couch allowing me access to beautiful kitty while she performed more DT action. She was incredibly responsive to DATY / DATO and extremely gracious for my oral efforts. CFS transitioned between Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Every position was handled extremely well and with excitement and enthusiasm.

Wrap up:

Nora's service is absolutely top tier. She is very focused on providing an amazing session with nothing but customer enjoyment as her main goal. And, she delivers in spades. I can't be any more satisfied that decided to spend some time with her, because she wasn't originally on my TDL. I know now that not seeing her would've been a terrible mistake.

Recommendation: YES.

[Goofy Dog]

I went to Tokyo to see Elsa. I was told Elsa has moves to another location.

Gina said she could help me out.

A shower was not offered.

We had a very nice moment kissing in the front room.

Gina likes to kiss, and she has a very nice pair of tits with very sensitive nipples.

After our session she introduced me to Yuki she looked a little older than Gina. (guessing Gina is around 20-24).

Yuki looks around 30-34 ish, nice very nice looking.

I will be going back soon to take a closer look.

Her tits define the description of "Perky". She looks younger than 25 to me when she's in her birthday suit.