Strip Club Reports

[Electronman]

There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.

Not sure what provoked this but it a Hall of Fame rant!

[SpitzerWeiner2]

What am I missing?

The bitterness of a blue balled man after being stood up by a part time stripper. I sent her the review, but fortunately I didn't say anything in it that could be construed by her as hurtful, and I've since made a sincere apology by sending her a heart emoji so all is well now, and I think she and I will be on good terms by tomorrow.

[JackOfClubs]

There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.

This is a great story! Now we just need the stripper name and club!

[SamPerkins420]

What am I missing?

There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.

[SpitzerWeiner2]

There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.

[RandoChud]

Does anyone know where / if Asia of H8 and bogs dances now? Also went by Tiara back when she was at BTs, but that's a bit out of my way to go looking for someone.

She's a shorter, thin, half latina girl with long black hair, covered head to toe in tats with a bbl and usually wears ripped leggings.

[Cruzer10]

I know this is a long shot but I was wondering what ever happened to Rose from Phoenix. She was an awesome brunette spinner with a great body who was there a long while back. I actually saw her a few years ago but recently, within the past few months, I asked the bartender whatever happened to her and she mentioned she recently had gotten fired from LS. Anyone know where she went? There was also another girl Rose at Flight club but that wasn't the same girl. It was Rose from Phoenix. Anyone??

[Marelobo Mex]

Instant Karma, the strip club version.

Karma is the word that came to mind to me.

If she would have stuck to her deal she would have had $200 cash in her pocket. Instead she was greedy and wanted an extra $100 and ended up with nothing.

However I don't think this explains why she wanted payment up front because I was offering cash not cashapp (which I do not have). I think she wanted the money first so she would give me a bunch rules and if I didn't follow them to her liking she would walk of the VIP with her payday. In fact I can't figure what the scam would have been but I am fairly certain there would have been some scam attempt to end the session early.

MM.

[Incognito1234]

From there she went to the bathroom and I went back to my seat, but then after 5 mins I got a messaged that cashapp was denied, LOL. So I end up leaving the club, turned out I had her for free! Never saw her after that, might have been why she wants payment first, but again she's the one who broke the deal.

The things I hate most in a club are making a deal and having it broken or being upsold, once in the back. It's happened to me on a number of occasions over the years and it pisses me off every time. As time has gone on, I've become wiser but every so often, someone new will try to pull shit like that.

Anyway, I found your story very entertaining. Instant Karma, the strip club version.

[UltraFind77]

Coliseum conitues its death spiral. Now they don't open till 6 which effectively kills off the day shift. Its sad to see how the "King of the Strip" has fallen. My favorite GILF, Chelsea, has moved over to Players. I don't plan on ever going to Players unless something changes. Also the experiment with Tycoons being rebranded as a upscale steakhouse has failed (imagine that), has a for sale sign on.

Not sure how the recently opened "Lust" club is doing but 8 mile just keeps getting sadder.

It was so much better when Alan owned it. I disliked the new owner.

[Rgv956]

FG,

Thank you for the report. I have talked to Jesse a number of times. She is from Houston area originally. I think she is younger than mid 20's. She told me she is 21, but I know several guys she told she was younger than that.

She is an attractive girl, but in my case I like to talk to the girls and have some fun conversation. It helps me assess if we will have good chemistry in the VIP. Unfortunately after taking with Jesse I usually get negative energy and pass on her. She seemed to sense that the conversations was where the problem and started coming over and right away asking to go to the VIP. I asked her price a few times and she said $300. I said that was too much for me and that I waiting for other girls who I have been a repeat customer of and I knew would be a good time in the VIP. This seemed to upset her.

On a particularly slow night. Very few customers and very few dancers. None of my favorite girls where there, and she seemed like the only one I would consider a VIP. I called her over and said I am feeling generous and will meet her price tonight but only tonight..

Saw her back in October, I convinced her to do 200 for everything. Which she agreed at first, we went to the back after giving some toothy oral action she said I have to pay more for full action, she wants 300. I said that's not what we agreed on. She Won't budge, at this time I was already in heat and not in the proper mind of negotiating, so yeah I said OK that's fine but I don't have cash, I'll use cashapp instead. , she agreed. So we did everything. She let me touched her hips, legs and everything. After the deed, I cashapp her.

From there she went to the bathroom and I went back to my seat, but then after 5 mins I got a messaged that cashapp was denied, LOL. So I end up leaving the club, turned out I had her for free! Never saw her after that, might have been why she wants payment first, but again she's the one who broke the deal.

[Marelobo Mex]

I've been with the southern accent spinner, but it wasn't anything to write home about. She did accept 300 at the end for BBBJ cfs. She was strict about my hand placement, couldn't be on her legs or hips etc.

Thanks PL,

I hate with they have rules like that. For 300 you should be able to put your hands anywhere you darn please.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I did not pay in advance and she did not ask. She told me she was from Louisiana.

Fascinating. Perhaps both she and I feel the chemistry is off. She seems not to be the right girl for me. Thanks for sharing.

MM.

[Pinhead Larry]

I've been with the southern accent spinner, but it wasn't anything to write home about. She did accept 300 at the end for BBBJ cfs. She was strict about my hand placement, couldn't be on her legs or hips etc.

[FindingGold]

I did not pay in advance and she did not ask. She told me she was from Louisiana.

FG,

Thank you for the report. I have talked to Jesse a number of times. She is from Houston area originally. I think she is younger than mid 20's. She told me she is 21, but I know several guys she told she was younger than that.

She is an attractive girl, but in my case I like to talk to the girls and have some fun conversation. It helps me assess if we will have good chemistry in the VIP. Unfortunately after taking with Jesse I usually get negative energy and pass on her. She seemed to sense that the conversations was where the problem and started coming over and right away asking to go to the VIP. I asked her price a few times and she said $300. I said that was too much for me and that I waiting for other girls who I have been a repeat customer of and I knew would be a good time in the VIP. This seemed to upset her.

On a particularly slow night. Very few customers and very few dancers. None of my favorite girls where there, and she seemed like the only one I would consider a VIP. I called her over and said I am feeling generous and will meet her price tonight but only tonight. She seemed surprised. I said I just need to confirm a few things and one of them was payment at the end. She said she needs payment first. I said sorry I am not the right customer for you. She walked away and I left and went to another club.

Curious if you paid in advance?

MM.