Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[ManyAmp]

Looks like these scammers have much time on their hands. Be careful.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/plant...o/650410432332

Happy mongering!

[DirkDigxxx]

Daria is an interesting one because she has been doing this full time for at least 8 years! She knows the fuxing drill. Either (and hopefully not) there's some kind of organized management behind her, or she's delusional. Yes 100% HJ is on the menu. I guess there are some days she isn't feeling it. No I absolutely do not recommend her "massage" for $150. I doubt I would find it worth it even if HJ was included.

The $400 to shower together thing is surprising. Just weird to go from I don't want to give you a HJ to I'll shower with you.

I must say the MF listings these days have taken a big hit in quality.

I wasn't very clear on my post. She initially said 100 extra for HE but I countered with 0 so HE included and as she was about to say OK I brought in the birthday suit outfit request which is when she offered the 400 shower. And no, you don't even get to take the shower head assembly home either.

[Rustys]

Daria is an interesting one because she has been doing this full time for at least 8 years! She knows the fuxing drill. Either (and hopefully not) there's some kind of organized management behind her, or she's delusional. Yes 100% HJ is on the menu. I guess there are some days she isn't feeling it. No I absolutely do not recommend her "massage" for $150. I doubt I would find it worth it even if HJ was included.

The $400 to shower together thing is surprising. Just weird to go from I don't want to give you a HJ to I'll shower with you.

I must say the MF listings these days have taken a big hit in quality.

[Truchoto]

I saw Daria, at the time she did not even entertain a HJ for any amount. Now I'm a fit guy, clean, professional white collar job, she just acted like this was some professional setting. So I went with it and got a mediocre massage. Not terrible but just bland. Regarding the "I hate my job" attitude is 100% accurate. She gets plenty of appointments based on her looks and people's expectations that it'll go somewhere. Funny to see she's now taking cash for HJs.

I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:

Daria.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...818171463.html

This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.

[OralWonder]

I think its this one https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...818483052.html.

Thank you.

[FriskyFrankie]

Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.

Besides being funny as all hell!

[BadAss91]

Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.

I think its this one https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...818483052.html.

[OralWonder]

I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:

Vera.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...817942064.html

Older (late 40's early 50's) Ukrainian or Russian. Can't tell them apart. Decent body, dressed in heavy professional massage outfit indicating that it's not coming off. She advertised 120 which would include HJ. I didn't find her attractive so I didn't even try to negotiate. Told her she's not young enough for me (she did text me a vintage photo in which she was doable) and she got upset and threw me out. Older motel like building in rundown area of Victoria Park. Oh well, to the next one.

Daria.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...818171463.html

This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.

Kinsey.

Link is gone.

Been trying to see her for some time. Not the girl in the pic but young and hot I'd say early 30's. Fit and tight and very polite and pleasant. Also Russian / Ukrainian but without the attitude. She also had the 🐓 burn on her upper lip. We got past the pleasantries (150 for standard massage) quickly and down to business. Asked for extra 100 for HE. I countered with 0 and was quickly accepted. Asked her to get naked and allowed me to massage her. She offered this for extra 150. I countered with 0 and was reluctantly accepted. I was encouraged by this interaction and it gave me hope that the war in Ukraine will come to an end through peaceful negotiations. These people are flexible and ready to work to come to an agreement. But then our negotiations hit a snag as she declared that panties must stay on or more money. And that's when I knew that the war in Ukraine will likely continue for a long time. I left but she was very nice about it. I would definitely recommend her.

Finally out of desperation I hit one of the massage places on Oakland Park close to Dixie. Ran into the babe with the photo below. Suffices to say she looked nothing like the photo, older heavier no make you probably mid 40's. She offered 200 for the HR all inclusive but after my running in with the Ukrainian beauties there was no way this would work out. Told her I'm looking for younger and thinner, she wasn't too happy with my comment and was about to say something but bit her tongue and said do you want to meet my friend she's nice and thin. So she parades in this GIDWF who is not bad looking I'd say 50's and good shape, looked ready for action but no way was I going to drop two bills on such talent. I didn't even negotiate just informed them I wasn't staying and at this point the "youngster" unloaded on me for my earlier comment saying she didn't catfish me and that she's not fat, etc. So I got the hell out of Dodge. No happy ending to this story (poon intended).

Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.

[DirkDigxxx]

I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:

Vera.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...817942064.html

Older (late 40's early 50's) Ukrainian or Russian. Can't tell them apart. Decent body, dressed in heavy professional massage outfit indicating that it's not coming off. She advertised 120 which would include HJ. I didn't find her attractive so I didn't even try to negotiate. Told her she's not young enough for me (she did text me a vintage photo in which she was doable) and she got upset and threw me out. Older motel like building in rundown area of Victoria Park. Oh well, to the next one.

Daria.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...818171463.html

This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.

Kinsey.

Link is gone.

Been trying to see her for some time. Not the girl in the pic but young and hot I'd say early 30's. Fit and tight and very polite and pleasant. Also Russian / Ukrainian but without the attitude. She also had the 🐓 burn on her upper lip. We got past the pleasantries (150 for standard massage) quickly and down to business. Asked for extra 100 for HE. I countered with 0 and was quickly accepted. Asked her to get naked and allowed me to massage her. She offered this for extra 150. I countered with 0 and was reluctantly accepted. I was encouraged by this interaction and it gave me hope that the war in Ukraine will come to an end through peaceful negotiations. These people are flexible and ready to work to come to an agreement. But then our negotiations hit a snag as she declared that panties must stay on or more money. And that's when I knew that the war in Ukraine will likely continue for a long time. I left but she was very nice about it. I would definitely recommend her.

Finally out of desperation I hit one of the massage places on Oakland Park close to Dixie. Ran into the babe with the photo below. Suffices to say she looked nothing like the photo, older heavier no make you probably mid 40's. She offered 200 for the HR all inclusive but after my running in with the Ukrainian beauties there was no way this would work out. Told her I'm looking for younger and thinner, she wasn't too happy with my comment and was about to say something but bit her tongue and said do you want to meet my friend she's nice and thin. So she parades in this GIDWF who is not bad looking I'd say 50's and good shape, looked ready for action but no way was I going to drop two bills on such talent. I didn't even negotiate just informed them I wasn't staying and at this point the "youngster" unloaded on me for my earlier comment saying she didn't catfish me and that she's not fat, etc. So I got the hell out of Dodge. No happy ending to this story (poon intended).

[Bone Yard]

Couple better pictures here (if that is in fact her in the pictures!

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158791707.html

Haven't seen her, but she's on my bucket list.

Anyone seen her before?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...816072590.html

[BadAss91]

Anyone seen her before?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...816072590.html

[LazyBones]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...814322705.html

Seems like she's as tired of the haggling as we are LOL.

[Rustys]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...814322705.html

[Chichef3000]

Anyone see Chelsea in Sunny Isles? I am visiting next week and curious to give her a try.

https://tryst.link/massage/massagebychelsea

[About]

Hi Gents,

I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:

Mobilemassage -.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...812318809.html

Beautiful Stranger -.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...811419090.html

Healing Hanzz.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...811538701.html

Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.

Mobile Massage is on seeking.

https://members.seeking.com/member/a...6-21b830ff56a4