Massage Parlor Reports

**FloridaGringo** · 01-13-25 08:09

Originally Posted by DickJackman [View Original Post]

Repeat visit to M & Y and first visit with Yula. M & Y was clearly busy and I followed someone in who arrived seconds before me. Ruby, whom I visited and favorably reviewed last week, met me at the interior door and escorted me to a room.

I told her I wanted to visit with Yula and was content to wait. My wait was about 30 minutes with the monitor bell going off continuously. It looked like a hobbyist convention. Yula eventually entered the room and I negotiated for the FS hour (80 + 160) knowing that it was unlikely that I would receive the full hour. Yula is an attractive Chinese woman (estimated 30 years old) who is spinner thin with nice man made breasts. Completely shaved with no tattoos.

Received an abbreviated TS. Lots of cleaning with minimal NURU and BBBJ and no TUMA at all. Not a complaint. Just an observation. I did appreciate the irony of last week's extended TUMA from Ruby compared with the complete lack of TUMA from Yula today but that's the luck of the draw.

Back to the room. More BBBJ, followed by 69, CG, MISH and a spirited release. Yula then cleaned me with a hot towel, gave me a bottled water and stepped out to attend to other customers. Ruby walked me to the exit door. Both Yula and Ruby apologized during the visit for the rushed service. I told them that I understood. By the way, as I exited the building, another hobbyist was entering. I held the door open for him and wished him a good visit.

Was this a perfect visit? No, it wasn't but it was a "good enough" visit. If anything, M & Y was a victim of its own success today with too many hobbyists descending on the AMP at the same time. I will definitely return just, hopefully, at a less busy time.

I have always gotten at least 50 minutes of my hr in the 6 months I have been enjoying this place. Last week got the full hour with Ruby. She brought in Yula and said next time you get 4 hands. I laughed and said "you're too busy".

**FloridaGringo** · 01-13-25 08:03

Originally Posted by Totk33 [View Original Post]

I had a very similar encounter. The day before I "scheduled" with them to arrive before they open for an appointment and I got confirmation yes, they would open for me. When I arrived, they sent me away and asked me to come back when they open. I argued a bit and they pushed back. I went out and came back 5 before and there were already 3 cars parked. Another longer went in rushing trying to get in first and I waited so it wouldn't be too awkward for them. Once in, I told them I had an appointment at 9 and they told me they were busy. I fought for my appointment with Yula (passively) and they agreed for the hour in 30 m. I however am very picky. I like visiting as soon as they open to avoid issues like this. I ended up leaving as they took care of another monger before me and that's the part of the hobby I try to avoid.

I got full HR with Ruby with zero interruptions. Yula was busy as hell though. She saw 3 mongers in the time I was there.

**FloridaGringo** · 01-13-25 08:01

Originally Posted by Oldman696 [View Original Post]

FIY, Don't expect to get a fun shower. Provider was always fully clothes and just a quick wash.

In the room was where the fun starts.

Just ask for NURU TS and she will disrobe and climb aboard.

**Jupiter10** · 01-13-25 07:54

I've been unsuccessfully trying to find a link for VIP Brazilians. I would like to be on their list to receive updates.

Originally Posted by Calenton777 [View Original Post]

I wish, sometimes you get lucky and draw a Brazilian at Blue Ocean. Your best bet though is VIP Brazilians, I know it's not the same but at least you know you'll get a Brazilian for sure. There's plenty of posts about them as well.

**Totk33** · 01-13-25 06:05

Originally Posted by MkSpins [View Original Post]

Morning Gents.

After reading some reports I thought I'd visit M&Y to see Yula. I read Yula was like Bella who I'm a big fan of so I decided to take the plunge. All I can say is don't bother. This is a 2 part story:

Part 1.

I visit last Tuesday night thinking it might be slow or dead and it was. Normal routine with Yula TS with TUMA back in the room probably bc its gotten cold here in Orlando. I think everything is going fine when a couple other customers arrive and things start getting a little busy. Not a huge deal I get that the girls have to monitor the door. About 20 to 25 minutes into the session Yula leaps up and states she has an appointment and says Ruby will finish me. I'm thinking WTF? Mind you I paid the hour and I get that it can get busy but for her to abruptly end the session like that was nuts, I try to be understanding and say ok. (I know I shoulda complained.) so she sends Ruby in who proceeds to give me a half assed massage while watching the door. Ruby spends more time opening and closing the door than massaging me and before I know it the hours over and I am sent on my way completely pissed. As I'm leaving I tell Ruby I'm pissed abd she asks me if I paid for 30 minutes to which I tell her no I paid the hour she mumbles an apology then tells me to make an appointment next time. WTF?

I know I should have let it end there but I thought maybe it was busy and I would give it another shot. BIG mistake.

Part 2.

I arrive today at 12:30 pm and its DEAD. No one's there. I again ask for Yula and after 5 minutes she comes in and asks me how long? I tell her I want the hour and she asks if I can do 30 minutes. I say no I'd like the hour. The then tells me she has an appointment at 1:20 pm and she can't do the hour. She sends in Ruby and Ruby asks me if I want to wait to which I say I did not want to wait nearly 2 hours when Yula could see me then and there and MAYBE the appointment is forced to wait 5 to 10 minutes. We all have waited before appointment or not so in my mind its not a huge then especially considering the nonsense I had to deal with the last time. Ruby goes in the back to talk to Yula and they start arguing and I'm standing there again like WTF? I've never had to deal with this nonsense when Mina or Apple were managing things. Again in my head Yula coulda started me as soon as I arrived and even had time to spare considering they always cut time.

After a lot of back and forth BTW Ruby and Yula I tell myself its way too much trouble and decide to leave. I yell to Ruby to forget it and that I'm leaving. Another customer had already arrived by then and I am sure he had a fun show with the nonsense going on. Ruby parks the other guy in a room comes out and apologizes and again tells me to make an appointment. I pull out my phone and I verify the number to call and then I show Ruby that the line is and has been dead for a long long time.

Jesus. For the guys who had good experiences with Yula I honestly don't know how. As for me I'm waiting for next month's rotation if at all.

I eventually hopped in the car and went to Tokyo which is only 15 minutes down the road on a straight shot. Blue took care of me no problem.

TLDR steer clear. She's a pure headache.

Stay safe and warm out there.

I had a very similar encounter. The day before I "scheduled" with them to arrive before they open for an appointment and I got confirmation yes, they would open for me. When I arrived, they sent me away and asked me to come back when they open. I argued a bit and they pushed back. I went out and came back 5 before and there were already 3 cars parked. Another longer went in rushing trying to get in first and I waited so it wouldn't be too awkward for them. Once in, I told them I had an appointment at 9 and they told me they were busy. I fought for my appointment with Yula (passively) and they agreed for the hour in 30 m. I however am very picky. I like visiting as soon as they open to avoid issues like this. I ended up leaving as they took care of another monger before me and that's the part of the hobby I try to avoid.

**Oldman696** · 01-13-25 00:16

I feel your pain Jackman, It has happened to me two times.

I wrote a post about what happen to me.

**Dick Jackman** · 01-12-25 21:24

Repeat visit to M & Y and first visit with Yula. M & Y was clearly busy and I followed someone in who arrived seconds before me. Ruby, whom I visited and favorably reviewed last week, met me at the interior door and escorted me to a room.

I told her I wanted to visit with Yula and was content to wait. My wait was about 30 minutes with the monitor bell going off continuously. It looked like a hobbyist convention. Yula eventually entered the room and I negotiated for the FS hour (80 + 160) knowing that it was unlikely that I would receive the full hour. Yula is an attractive Chinese woman (estimated 30 years old) who is spinner thin with nice man made breasts. Completely shaved with no tattoos.

Received an abbreviated TS. Lots of cleaning with minimal NURU and BBBJ and no TUMA at all. Not a complaint. Just an observation. I did appreciate the irony of last week's extended TUMA from Ruby compared with the complete lack of TUMA from Yula today but that's the luck of the draw.

Back to the room. More BBBJ, followed by 69, CG, MISH and a spirited release. Yula then cleaned me with a hot towel, gave me a bottled water and stepped out to attend to other customers. Ruby walked me to the exit door. Both Yula and Ruby apologized during the visit for the rushed service. I told them that I understood. By the way, as I exited the building, another hobbyist was entering. I held the door open for him and wished him a good visit.

Was this a perfect visit? No, it wasn't but it was a "good enough" visit. If anything, M & Y was a victim of its own success today with too many hobbyists descending on the AMP at the same time. I will definitely return just, hopefully, at a less busy time.

**MkSpins** · 01-12-25 16:26

Morning Gents.

After reading some reports I thought I'd visit M&Y to see Yula. I read Yula was like Bella who I'm a big fan of so I decided to take the plunge. All I can say is don't bother. This is a 2 part story:

Part 1.

I visit last Tuesday night thinking it might be slow or dead and it was. Normal routine with Yula TS with TUMA back in the room probably bc its gotten cold here in Orlando. I think everything is going fine when a couple other customers arrive and things start getting a little busy. Not a huge deal I get that the girls have to monitor the door. About 20 to 25 minutes into the session Yula leaps up and states she has an appointment and says Ruby will finish me. I'm thinking WTF? Mind you I paid the hour and I get that it can get busy but for her to abruptly end the session like that was nuts, I try to be understanding and say ok. (I know I shoulda complained.) so she sends Ruby in who proceeds to give me a half assed massage while watching the door. Ruby spends more time opening and closing the door than massaging me and before I know it the hours over and I am sent on my way completely pissed. As I'm leaving I tell Ruby I'm pissed abd she asks me if I paid for 30 minutes to which I tell her no I paid the hour she mumbles an apology then tells me to make an appointment next time. WTF?

I know I should have let it end there but I thought maybe it was busy and I would give it another shot. BIG mistake.

Part 2.

I arrive today at 12:30 pm and its DEAD. No one's there. I again ask for Yula and after 5 minutes she comes in and asks me how long? I tell her I want the hour and she asks if I can do 30 minutes. I say no I'd like the hour. The then tells me she has an appointment at 1:20 pm and she can't do the hour. She sends in Ruby and Ruby asks me if I want to wait to which I say I did not want to wait nearly 2 hours when Yula could see me then and there and MAYBE the appointment is forced to wait 5 to 10 minutes. We all have waited before appointment or not so in my mind its not a huge then especially considering the nonsense I had to deal with the last time. Ruby goes in the back to talk to Yula and they start arguing and I'm standing there again like WTF? I've never had to deal with this nonsense when Mina or Apple were managing things. Again in my head Yula coulda started me as soon as I arrived and even had time to spare considering they always cut time.

After a lot of back and forth BTW Ruby and Yula I tell myself its way too much trouble and decide to leave. I yell to Ruby to forget it and that I'm leaving. Another customer had already arrived by then and I am sure he had a fun show with the nonsense going on. Ruby parks the other guy in a room comes out and apologizes and again tells me to make an appointment. I pull out my phone and I verify the number to call and then I show Ruby that the line is and has been dead for a long long time.

Jesus. For the guys who had good experiences with Yula I honestly don't know how. As for me I'm waiting for next month's rotation if at all.

I eventually hopped in the car and went to Tokyo which is only 15 minutes down the road on a straight shot. Blue took care of me no problem.

TLDR steer clear. She's a pure headache.

Stay safe and warm out there.

**Whoremonger694** · 01-12-25 03:04

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

She went home for rejuvunation.

Darn, I had been wanting to see her recently. Always had a fun time with her.

Thanks for the heads up.

**Jupiter10** · 01-12-25 00:17

Sorry to hear about your experience. It looks like the therapist didn't feel well that day.

Originally Posted by OrlNative [View Original Post]

Ah man I let the little head think. The skinny girl that helped me had a stiff nose. I'm hoping it's just the heater being and that she doesn't have a cold.

Super regretting that. She got up after the first pop and said I'll be back in 10 minutes for the second one. I waited for a second and got dressed and left.

**MessyMarvin24** · 01-11-25 23:26

Finally had my Ruby experience and at a loss for words because she is amazing. Everything that has been said about her is accurate. Short, cute, playful, attentive, extremely willing to please. Felt like I was back in Thailand.

Stay Safe.

**BuckyBuck69** · 01-11-25 22:56

Haven't been in the area in a year what happened with Gardenia? Also is Tokyo in the same spot near Hunters creek? I am going to hit all the big 3 locations before I go home and will leave a review for them. Thanks in advance

**Rogue3003** · 01-11-25 21:18

I had a dream I hit up lala massage spa on east colonial. I use to frequent this place as it was a solid L1 option. Affordable and close by. It had been a while so I figured I'd stop by. Staff was unfamiliar and the HH is now more than it use to be. The place was also freezing. I should have bailed when she insisted I use a sheet but I had already paid. Subpar massage and no extras even after a couple hints. I won't be back. Avoid gents.

**OrlNative** · 01-11-25 20:10

Ah man I let the little head think. The skinny girl that helped me had a stiff nose. I'm hoping it's just the heater being and that she doesn't have a cold.

Super regretting that. She got up after the first pop and said I'll be back in 10 minutes for the second one. I waited for a second and got dressed and left.