Massage Parlor Reports

[CockBlister]

So, last year when all those text messages went out with address to apartments, Space Oil was always among the list of places that provided extras. It was kinda implied that you needed to use a password to get the extra service. Has anyone got anything more than a shitty massage from this place? I don't need FS if I can get head with CIM.

[PriceIsRight39]

I was there on Saturday. I went to Evergreen, first and discovered it was closed. I went over Happy Day and met Cindy. She's probably in her Forty's. Not ugly, kinda plain. Nice body. She treated me really good. Hand job only, but she's good. Pretty tits, too. There's another gal there who is younger, and has an amazing looking rack. I'll be going back.

So will everyone else. LOL. Hope they can stay open. At least Spokane valley is serious about closing all Asian (it's that racist LOL) spas. I often wondered why no hot Gonzaga 19-22 yo's don't get a massage lic and open up. Haha. In 15 the amount of dudes in the lot, it be closed in a day. One can dream. Sigh, I love this country but we can't get hookers right! Man Europe you can penetrate some beauties, there are apartments full! I mean beauties! Keep in mind I'm picky and think all the evergreen girls were 6's at best.

[CockBlister]

Stopped by Happy Days. They are open.

I was there on Saturday. I went to Evergreen, first and discovered it was closed. I went over Happy Day and met Cindy. She's probably in her Forty's. Not ugly, kinda plain. Nice body. She treated me really good. Hand job only, but she's good. Pretty tits, too. There's another gal there who is younger, and has an amazing looking rack. I'll be going back.

[Ryancp81]

Kiki just informed me that it will be closing. From pressure from the landlord.

It was just a few months ago I sprung the leak on this new place. That's unfortunate. Not many FS places left, at least in the Valley.

[Ryancp81]

I've been here to "New Massage" several times, one of my go-tos for an above average actual massage. It is still "perfect asian massage" on RM. I forget her american nickname but she's usually the one there, also middle aged and meh on looks but great body. She gives a pretty amazing massage including using tools and some back walking. Her HE is HJ, never has more been offered and it is pretty lackluster but she's very personable and likes to educate on health and massage. Perhaps you got someone else or they're under new ownership.

Report is from a couple of weeks back. It seems like a bunch of changes and closures but still want to share in case things just end up getting relocated.
Bad.

Spokane Valley Massage on Gmaps. Near the thrifty scottsman.

Called and didn't get an answer but decided to roll over anyway. Middle aged lady in short pink dress opens the door. So short I can see her underwear when she bends over. Not super attractive. I'm now worried as I just wanted a L1 but this seems like full service. Puts me in a room. I wait 15 minutes before she shows up. Flips me over, hand to groin and immediately offers boom boom. No thanks. Massage. L1. Wants something like 80 plus the house fee. I'm tired and it's late. She starts with the jackhammer style handy. Terrible. Then has me flip for terrible massage. After 10 minutes with her hands uses some sort of Chinese warm massage oil tool on my back for 30 minutes. Just terrible. Do not recommend.

[PriceIsRight39]

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[Septmorn]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/spoka...8/958118185269

I've driven by it but have never stopped in. Do they offer FS?

Closed. Building is empty.

[Septmorn]

Stopped by Happy Days. They are open.

[RockAndHard]

Report is from a couple of weeks back. It seems like a bunch of changes and closures but still want to share in case things just end up getting relocated.

Good.

Chinese Sun Rise.

Sunday / Cindy is amazing. She's a nice middle aged lady. Not a looker but very kind. Excellent massage. Excellent price. Doesn't discuss tip up front or pressure for tips. Possibly the most comfortable massage bed I've been on. Would go back for both legit and L1. Highly recommend.

Bad.

Spokane Valley Massage on Gmaps. Near the thrifty scottsman.

Called and didn't get an answer but decided to roll over anyway. Middle aged lady in short pink dress opens the door. So short I can see her underwear when she bends over. Not super attractive. I'm now worried as I just wanted a L1 but this seems like full service. Puts me in a room. I wait 15 minutes before she shows up. Flips me over, hand to groin and immediately offers boom boom. No thanks. Massage. L1. Wants something like 80 plus the house fee. I'm tired and it's late. She starts with the jackhammer style handy. Terrible. Then has me flip for terrible massage. After 10 minutes with her hands uses some sort of Chinese warm massage oil tool on my back for 30 minutes. Just terrible. Do not recommend.

[Orginallos]

Kiki just informed me that it will be closing. From pressure from the landlord.

Not even close. Nice but older, flatter butt. I would be caught in public with Iris and Kayla not Mia. She's not ugly just not close. The two there now are the weakest since last fall. So many guys going now it's only time before it's shut down. City ain't fucking around.

[CockBlister]

I just got word. And verified for myself. Q.

[SparkMann]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/spoka...8/958118185269

I've driven by it but have never stopped in. Do they offer FS?

[PriceIsRight39]

How does Mia compare in looks And body to iris Bella and Kayla? Spinner?

Not even close. Nice but older, flatter butt. I would be caught in public with Iris and Kayla not Mia. She's not ugly just not close. The two there now are the weakest since last fall. So many guys going now it's only time before it's shut down. City ain't fucking around.

[Orginallos]

How does Mia compare in looks And body to iris Bella and Kayla? Spinner?

I stopped by yesterday and met Linda. Her face is about a 5/10 (rather round and flat) and I thought she was going to be flabby based on how she was dressed. Her large rack enticed me to stay though. We got off to a bad start when we had a disagreement about pricing and I started to head for the door. She quickly changed her mind and agreed to my terms; the same amount I always gave Kayla and Iris who were much prettier and friendlier.

Linda stayed fully covered up in pants and a shirt while giving me a fantastic deep massage. My lower back had been hurting for a couple weeks and she actually fixed it! It was worth the price just for that. During the massage she kept asking were I'm from and how I knew about the place. Read into that what you will, given all the recent reported closures.

She finally told me to flip and undressed revealing a surprisingly nice body. She's a bigger girl but in a very shapely way. Big tits and a big round ass but with a flat stomach.

The standard menu was offered. She also laid on her back with her head hanging off the table so she could sword-swallow with her mouth and throat in better alignment. That was a new one for me. Despite her willingness and creativity, she didn't seem enthusiastic at all. Nothing like the last few rotations of girls. Once the main course started, I could tell she was using every trick to make me finish as quickly as possible. Luckily I'm up there in years and it takes me a long time especially covered.

As soon as I finished, she dressed and left the room and I never saw her again. Mia, another new girl, replaced her and helped dress me. Mia is much more petite and friendly. I'll be requesting her next time, assuming there is a next time. I'm intentionally not giving the actual name of the establishment in case the alleged busy-bodies are monitoring this board. I think it's very obvious anyway.

[TriploidBarry]

So sorry guys- In my evergreen post, I said 356- I meant 56. My apologies.