Massage Parlor Reports

**MkSpins** · 01-12-25 16:26

Morning Gents.

After reading some reports I thought I'd visit M&Y to see Yula. I read Yula was like Bella who I'm a big fan of so I decided to take the plunge. All I can say is don't bother. This is a 2 part story:

Part 1.

I visit last Tuesday night thinking it might be slow or dead and it was. Normal routine with Yula TS with TUMA back in the room probably bc its gotten cold here in Orlando. I think everything is going fine when a couple other customers arrive and things start getting a little busy. Not a huge deal I get that the girls have to monitor the door. About 20 to 25 minutes into the session Yula leaps up and states she has an appointment and says Ruby will finish me. I'm thinking WTF? Mind you I paid the hour and I get that it can get busy but for her to abruptly end the session like that was nuts, I try to be understanding and say ok. (I know I shoulda complained.) so she sends Ruby in who proceeds to give me a half assed massage while watching the door. Ruby spends more time opening and closing the door than massaging me and before I know it the hours over and I am sent on my way completely pissed. As I'm leaving I tell Ruby I'm pissed abd she asks me if I paid for 30 minutes to which I tell her no I paid the hour she mumbles an apology then tells me to make an appointment next time. WTF?

I know I should have let it end there but I thought maybe it was busy and I would give it another shot. BIG mistake.

Part 2.

I arrive today at 12:30 pm and its DEAD. No one's there. I again ask for Yula and after 5 minutes she comes in and asks me how long? I tell her I want the hour and she asks if I can do 30 minutes. I say no I'd like the hour. The then tells me she has an appointment at 1:20 pm and she can't do the hour. She sends in Ruby and Ruby asks me if I want to wait to which I say I did not want to wait nearly 2 hours when Yula could see me then and there and MAYBE the appointment is forced to wait 5 to 10 minutes. We all have waited before appointment or not so in my mind its not a huge then especially considering the nonsense I had to deal with the last time. Ruby goes in the back to talk to Yula and they start arguing and I'm standing there again like WTF? I've never had to deal with this nonsense when Mina or Apple were managing things. Again in my head Yula coulda started me as soon as I arrived and even had time to spare considering they always cut time.

After a lot of back and forth BTW Ruby and Yula I tell myself its way too much trouble and decide to leave. I yell to Ruby to forget it and that I'm leaving. Another customer had already arrived by then and I am sure he had a fun show with the nonsense going on. Ruby parks the other guy in a room comes out and apologizes and again tells me to make an appointment. I pull out my phone and I verify the number to call and then I show Ruby that the line is and has been dead for a long long time.

Jesus. For the guys who had good experiences with Yula I honestly don't know how. As for me I'm waiting for next month's rotation if at all.

I eventually hopped in the car and went to Tokyo which is only 15 minutes down the road on a straight shot. Blue took care of me no problem.

TLDR steer clear. She's a pure headache.

Stay safe and warm out there.

**Whoremonger694** · 01-12-25 03:04

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

She went home for rejuvunation.

Darn, I had been wanting to see her recently. Always had a fun time with her.

Thanks for the heads up.

**Jupiter10** · 01-12-25 00:17

Sorry to hear about your experience. It looks like the therapist didn't feel well that day.

Originally Posted by OrlNative [View Original Post]

Ah man I let the little head think. The skinny girl that helped me had a stiff nose. I'm hoping it's just the heater being and that she doesn't have a cold.

Super regretting that. She got up after the first pop and said I'll be back in 10 minutes for the second one. I waited for a second and got dressed and left.

**MessyMarvin24** · 01-11-25 23:26

Finally had my Ruby experience and at a loss for words because she is amazing. Everything that has been said about her is accurate. Short, cute, playful, attentive, extremely willing to please. Felt like I was back in Thailand.

Stay Safe.

**BuckyBuck69** · 01-11-25 22:56

Haven't been in the area in a year what happened with Gardenia? Also is Tokyo in the same spot near Hunters creek? I am going to hit all the big 3 locations before I go home and will leave a review for them. Thanks in advance

**Rogue3003** · 01-11-25 21:18

I had a dream I hit up lala massage spa on east colonial. I use to frequent this place as it was a solid L1 option. Affordable and close by. It had been a while so I figured I'd stop by. Staff was unfamiliar and the HH is now more than it use to be. The place was also freezing. I should have bailed when she insisted I use a sheet but I had already paid. Subpar massage and no extras even after a couple hints. I won't be back. Avoid gents.

**OrlNative** · 01-11-25 20:10

Ah man I let the little head think. The skinny girl that helped me had a stiff nose. I'm hoping it's just the heater being and that she doesn't have a cold.

Super regretting that. She got up after the first pop and said I'll be back in 10 minutes for the second one. I waited for a second and got dressed and left.

**FloridaGringo** · 01-11-25 18:44

Originally Posted by NickbSmith66 [View Original Post]

Anybody know if Jenny is still in town?

She went home for rejuvunation.

**NickbSmith66** · 01-11-25 16:18

Anybody know if Jenny is still in town?

**Steven42** · 01-11-25 09:11

Fellow mongers, I seldom post because I find my experiences to be very similar to what is described, so I don't feel like I'm contributing anything new. Last month I decided to hit Aqua Spa again for the first time in a while, after there was some uncertainty here, and planned to post my findings just to clear the record. Just as I parked, I saw a fellow monger walk in the door. I decided to give a bro some space and moved on as I had a few errands to run (and I was hoping bro would post here). I eventually ended up at Karma Relaxation Spa in Clermont. . 6 house fee for hh, 40 ish provider, not much to look at in the face, tiny backside, small naturals. No table shower, dreamt that she went right to work, I offered $ for L3, countered with L2. After some time at covered L2, finally gave in at $. 4 for L3, figuring I was going to spend that at the big 3-like places anyway. Provider was accommodating, but completely lacked any enthusiasm or even interest. Spent as much time as she could staring at the monitor and ignoring me. Handied to a Russian finish before I woke up. Mission accomplished, but not planning to repeat.

Although I don't post much, I do have funny stories to tell. One year, a provider was playing Christmas music in the spa. There was something just wrong about trying to negotiate an L3 while Oh Holy Night was playing. Another was when I hit Semoran Spa on a Sunday. Apparently, it was next to a church (and the walls were thin). The whole time we were going at it, we were hearing an amplified sermon. Stay safe folks.

**Oldman696** · 01-10-25 22:46

Originally Posted by Thefldon [View Original Post]

What is CB?

.

FIY, Don't expect to get a fun shower. Provider was always fully clothes and just a quick wash.

In the room was where the fun starts.

**Jupiter10** · 01-10-25 21:54

While Aqua is decreasing services, Herbal Massage is increasing services. In my opinion, Herb Massage is on its way to become the new Aqua in Ocoee.

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

Can you expand on your visit? My understanding is aqua has gone legit so any other options in Ocoee would be welcome.

**FloridaGringo** · 01-10-25 21:00

Originally Posted by Thefldon [View Original Post]

What is CB?

Cherry Blossom.

**FloridaGringo** · 01-10-25 20:58

Originally Posted by Jupiter10 [View Original Post]

A friend of mine told me about Herbal Spa Massage on Clark Rd, in Ocoee. I went, I experienced the good service, I am happy, and I will go back. Clark road is lucky to have Aqua and Herbal Massage.

Can you expand on your visit? My understanding is aqua has gone legit so any other options in Ocoee would be welcome.

**Chunky1234** · 01-10-25 20:36

Made a trip to butterfly massage. The place was pretty clean and not too bad.

I was greeted by Daphne she's slender with MM c's. She was really nice and friendly. She immediately got to work and started to kiss me up and down. She took me to the table shower and was really good. She gives an amazing BBBJ and no rush at all. She definitely takes care and makes sure you are completely satisfied before leaving. Will definitely go again.