Massage Parlor Reports

[Buddy The Elf]

Hanging out with some buddies so I'll be in the Seattle area, near TMobile park.

Any good massage spots close by? PM me.

Thank you!

[TripleThreat]

Stopped in last week around noon. It was very quiet, maybe due to the rain. I rang the inside buzzer and waited a minute for a girl to let me in. I think she was eating lunch and wasn't expecting anyone. I could tell that I was the only one there. She spoke almost no English with a bad accent, but I managed to learn that her name is Yuyu (sp?) She asked for. 4 for the hh, so I offered $. 2 for FS, which I had to pantomime. She smiled and said "more", and I threw in another 20. She kept saying more and I would peel off another 20 until we were up to $1.8 and I said no more. Then Yuyu, who is a short Taiwanese MILF, around 40 with mm c's, proceeded to give a decent 15 minute medium hard massage. No real teasing, but rather she said "OK". So I turned over and watched as she wiped a liberal amount of a rubbing alcohol based cleanser on my entire mid section. Then she laid herself on me and russianed me to attention, after which a one size fits all cover (read: too tight) was slipped on and she mounted me for cg. After a few minutes I flipped her over into mish and worked her until I blew.

I don't know who else might be working there right now. I wasn't impressed with the experience, but the place is super convenient for me. Yuyu is cute, face 2. 5/5, body 3/5, attitude 3/5. No kissing, no CBJ, no time for DATY. Perhaps an hour session would include more activities.

[WalterWhit]

Is this the same Summer from a year ago? Short shoulder length hair, late 20's-early 30's. Had the biggest clit I've seen in my 20 years of mongering and she loved having it sucked on. Gave really good massage as well.

I called ahead and was told that today's lineup was Vivian, Summer, Lulu. I know that Vivian is good. I popped over and was greeted by Summer. Attractive enough so I tofft.

Pretty enough.

Nice body, natural C's. No marks or damage. Full Bush.

2 for hr.

TS was all business.

Massage was good, no teasing.

No kissing. CBJ. I talked her into a quick BBJ preview.

CFS mish only. Kind of blocked me, so I wilted after a while of minimal penetration.

Then a lame HJ, no completion. No more BJ..

[NeedsGlasses]

Tall Cathy, not Talk Cathy 🙄.

[NeedsGlasses]

I called ahead and was told that today's lineup was Vivian, Summer, Lulu. I know that Vivian is good. I popped over and was greeted by Summer. Attractive enough so I tofft.

Pretty enough.

Nice body, natural C's. No marks or damage. Full Bush.

2 for hr.

TS was all business.

Massage was good, no teasing.

No kissing. CBJ. I talked her into a quick BBJ preview.

CFS mish only. Kind of blocked me, so I wilted after a while of minimal penetration.

Then a lame HJ, no completion. No more BJ.

Not for me.

Someone was next door having a grand time. I asked if Vivian or Lulu. No Lulu, it was Cathy. I asked "Talk Cathy?

Affirmative. Damn. If I had known!

Bad Intel from the planner.

[CoolJohn101]

That's one hell of a review, thanks for sharing! I'm trying to take a break from mongering (Tokyo is my favorite), but you guys are making it hard!

Well, I got a little free time in between meetings so I decided to take a quick trip over to Tokyo. I was there a couple days ago and had a great session with Elsa, but this time I went back for the other girl, at least that's what the plan was. LOL.

Elsa answers the door, and she is looking sexy as fuck! She remembers me and jumps up on me and gave me a big hug and kiss. While I'm still holding her in my arms she whispers in my ear that she's really horny today and needs to be fucked. Sorry other girl but I can't say no to this. She leads me to the room while I'm still holding her and kissing her and as soon as we get in I put her up against the wall and she pulls down her top and puts her perfect tits in my mouth, while she's kissing my ears at the same time. So Hot!! I lowered her back on her feet, and she immediately drops to her knees, back still to the wall, and takes my dick out and starts blowing me right there. I'm only about half Hard at this point and start face fucking her deep, and within seconds I am hard as a rock still driving deep while she's gagging (never asked me to stop) she starts tearing up so I pull out and she takes a deep breath and starts spitting on my dick and put my hands right back on the back of her head. All I can think about at this point is I can't finish like this because I want to fuck the shit out of this girl.

[SpareTire]

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[Original703]

It's in Bothell, easily found on Google Maps.

She pronounced her name CAR-en. She might be new to the business. 200 all in.

Pros

Physical appearance: late 20's or early 30's, 5' 2", slim, black hair down to her ass, A cup or small B cup breasts, clean and fresh.

Began in a skirt and cute top appropriate for a cocktail party.

Good, oiled body rub.

Sexy little panties.

Accommodating: HJ, CBJ, FIV, CFS mish and doggy, tight enough.

Plentiful free on-street parking.

Cons

We didn't have great chemistry.

Little to no teasing.

Kept her clothing on until the last possible moment.

The HJ finish was a sloppy, 2-handed lubefest and her arms got tired quickly.

I wanted to kiss her starfish but (butt?) she said no.

Walls don't go to the ceiling.

Out the door in 45 minutes.

Epilogue: With more experience or familiarity, Karen could be my cup of tea but I don't have the patience to wait and see--if I repeat here, I'll select a different provider. I wanted to visit Ella or Lucky, based on info from another member, but neither was unavailable..

[Shogun Hua]

What is about Big Monkey? Is it some code word.

RTFF. If you don't know what that means, then go to the abbreviations. "Big Monkey" should become quite obvious.

[Maharaja24]

What is about Big Monkey? Is it some code word.

Hey, Aussie praised Lala at Magnolia so decided to give a try.

KK (greeted me, not-so-pretty MILF vibe girl, not my taste, led me to the room. I asked for Lala.

The place was super clean and discreet. Liked it.

After a few minutes, Lala walked in. I mentioned Big Monkey and she got a huge smile on her face. As recommended, I gave her 24. Thinking that would be good enough for one hour. She said, 30 minutes. I said what? It's 24. And it will get me only 30 minutes? She tried to explain the house fee, etc, but I told her I would like one hour, please. I didn't sound upset or anything, but maybe, just maybe it was not the best ice breaking moment for me. Honestly, the whole session was OK. I ended up leaving in about 40 minutes, but here is the details. I am sharing a very honest review and YMMV as always.

Look: 2/5 for me. She could be anywhere between 45-50. She indeed has a tatoo on her back, but whatever. Her breath smelt like a cigarette. Yikes. MM Cs, but a great shape for her age. Everything was tight but on some parts of her body (hands, angle, feet), I could tell she has done her time. Her MM C cup felt nice and her kitty was clean and nice, like really really nice.

Routine: 3/5 she is very excessive with cleaning. We spend about 10-15 minutes her cleaning my jr and the area. She even turned on the light to closely examine me. I felt like I was in the doctor appointment. I get it. It's my first time and she had to make sure. I don't mind that at all. Better safe than sorry. Time to time, she would hold a piece of paper towel on her mouth for extended time. It was just weird.

Massage: 2/5 got 5 o minutes of so after boom-boom. It was OK. I cut it short and left.

Service: 3/5 it was good. Above average. Some nice BBBJ and very light rimming. Some DFK here and there. 69 was nice. Her kitty was very clean and nice. Fun to play with and she was responsive sometimes ticklish, I guess. The cover came on after 10 minutes or so of pre-game fun, she laid down on the table for standing mish which I almost came. Then switch to standing k9. I asked her to fuck me and I laid down and she did rcg, then switch to cg. She said I have no power. You boom boom me. I said, Ok, and mish on the table to finish. It was fun. A little above average fun but still below average for what I would usually get from Good or Shanghai.

[Asdzzz]

I've been there twice and saw the same girl both times. I can't remember her name since this was three months ago. First time was just teasing and the standard rub and tug for 80 not including the house fee. We had good chemistry and she told me to come back and see her again for a bigger menu. On the second visit, we kissed and she let me DATY. Eventually we just 69 and she sucked gave me a pretty good BBBJ and I came on her tits. I think FS is for sure on the menu with the girls there, but as always YMMV.

I don't like going there since the location is not discreet enough for me. Also, the FS places in Renton like Magnolia, Good, Tokyo are just so much better value.

Been there yesterday. Massage was pretty nice, end up spending extra 100 for CBJ. Told me she can't take off the cloth but let me suck her nipple.

Also, told me to come back next time to see other girls.

[TomFooleryXXX]

In my experience they don't stay there long. In a weird way I love how surreal the setting is. The rooms are super small though! Think it was my first time there I had one of the best hobbying experiences of my life. Think I only keep going back chasing that memory. Most times there have been very rushed and underwhelming. There's plenty other places around with better and more consistent quality of ladies and service.

Thanks, that's helpful.

[BananaBandit]

I have perpetual questions about both Ocean Massage across from the Safeway in White Center and Red Rose Massage up the stairs in China Harbor.

Red Rose Massage: Are there any current reports about Red Rose these days. Not long ago China Harbor closed, now it seems to have re-opened. I wasn't sure what this meant for Red Rose, but it's open for business and a Coco is the regular technician. I've always felt this building seemed a bit sketchy and I've been leery about trying it, but it's so convenient for my schedule the urge is always there. If I did take the plunge what can I expect? Is it HE only? What about extras? How's the service? How does Coco look? What's the appropriate donation to get FS with the massage, MSOG would be ideal. Etc. Etc.

Ocean Massage: Here's another that is right on my regular route and stomping grounds that I am forever curious about. It would be incredibly convenient for me to stop by every now and then. In the past I've heard it's a FS place and it's been a couple of years since I heard that. Is that still the case? What kind of talent do they have? What's the current status like? I know there's some excitement with not knowing what you're in for, but I'm cautious and want to know exactly what I'm in for (or at least an approximation).

Thanks for any advise.

In my experience they don't stay there long. In a weird way I love how surreal the setting is. The rooms are super small though! Think it was my first time there I had one of the best hobbying experiences of my life. Think I only keep going back chasing that memory. Most times there have been very rushed and underwhelming. There's plenty other places around with better and more consistent quality of ladies and service.

[TomFooleryXXX]

I have perpetual questions about both Ocean Massage across from the Safeway in White Center and Red Rose Massage up the stairs in China Harbor.

Red Rose Massage: Are there any current reports about Red Rose these days. Not long ago China Harbor closed, now it seems to have re-opened. I wasn't sure what this meant for Red Rose, but it's open for business and a Coco is the regular technician. I've always felt this building seemed a bit sketchy and I've been leery about trying it, but it's so convenient for my schedule the urge is always there. If I did take the plunge what can I expect? Is it HE only? What about extras? How's the service? How does Coco look? What's the appropriate donation to get FS with the massage, MSOG would be ideal. Etc. Etc.

Ocean Massage: Here's another that is right on my regular route and stomping grounds that I am forever curious about. It would be incredibly convenient for me to stop by every now and then. In the past I've heard it's a FS place and it's been a couple of years since I heard that. Is that still the case? What kind of talent do they have? What's the current status like? I know there's some excitement with not knowing what you're in for, but I'm cautious and want to know exactly what I'm in for (or at least an approximation).

Thanks for any advise.

[Alexander Viv]

I also have similar sort of experience. I had to wait for 15 minutes. Lala is in her late forties or early fifties. But, a super HOT MILF having a perfect body shape, one of the best I've seen in an AMP.

I've introduced myself as a friend of Big Monkey & donated two Benjamins. She started explaining me why this is not enough & she had to pay house fee. Tried upselling. So, I was opted for half hour which was OK for me as I didn't fell rush during the session. She spent a handful amount of time to clean me & turned on the light too. Service was disappointing. No BBJ, DFK, LFK. I got only CBJ. Here, I would like to mention that I groomed well & had good smell. I'm not sure it's due to less donation or not. DATY was allowed, session includes 69, Standing Mish, CG.

With similar donation you'll get better service in Good, Tokyo, Shanghai, One Spa. I won't repeat probably.