Massage Parlor Reports

[Falken]

Wellness- Visited this place for only the second time. I was hoping to get Lisa who I had the only other time I went, but this time I drew a different older and slightly less fit therapist. (The name is escaping me unfortunately.) I took the 90 min session because I really needed a good massage and figured even if I struck out on extras, it would be worth it. After initially being wrapped like a mummy in a towel, I'm thinking "uh oh. " but thankfully she was just being cautious. After the usual "been here before?" questions, I hinted that I wanted the towel off and she had no problem agreeing to that about 5 to 10 minutes into the session and she hit just about every part of my body with the massage. I'd rate her massage skills as pretty good and she was very thorough using long strokes. A good mix of swedish and medium pressure. On the flip, there was some negotiation and for. 8, I got L1 and full hand roaming. Might have overpaid but I feel like this is close to the going rate these days. If you gents are getting extras for less, you must be a lot more shrewd than me haha. She didn't rush and it was a pleasant L1 finish. She wasn't as fit as Lisa but she made up for it with massage skills and finishing ability and I got the full time I paid for which is always appreciated. Place is very clean but no shower unfortunately. (I miss the days when every AMP had a table shower) They do use oil here and with only hot towels to clean up, you might still feel a bit greasy afterward. It's not too horrible though. I'd consider repeating here if I'm in the area again but I wouldn't drive far to seek it out.

[DeeDee86]

Had a similar dream but thought I was dealing with a Kylie. In all my experience going to Sherman for consistent L1 she was the first to take her tits out without me asking. She's also a great tease from behind if you're one to prop up before the flip.

Agreed on looks too but great massage.

It very well may have been Kylie. I couldn't really make it out. I've been there twice now with her. It's the same. Good tease, nice L1. They do check your phone however. As Relax was doing. To see if you have proof you called or texted. Just an FYI.

[JohnnyD12]

Last week I went to Sherman. Had not been there post-LE issues. Sherman had always been a stand-by for decent massage and decent L1.

I've always been a Relax guy. These past few months (post-LE) has been a real good run. Nice change-over and wide menu. But that seems to have changed. I texted them a few weeks ago and asked about CiCi and some the girls that had been there. I was told 'it'd be a while before they came back". This new line-up at Relax, just doesn't interest me.

So I went to Sherman, not knowing what to expect. I drew Kelly. She spelled her name for me, why, I am not sure. She was older. Not really a looker. But, the massage was very good. The pre-flip tease was pro-level. She asked for. 1, I said ok, not knowing what I was agreeing to. Language barrier you see. Turned out it was for a Russian finish. Damage + 1 + . 5.

If looks aren't a thing for you, but a good massage and good L1 type stuff, I wouldn't think twice about going here. It's clean, has nice vibe. Until Relax sort of settles into something else, I'll go Sherman or EV.

Had a similar dream but thought I was dealing with a Kylie. In all my experience going to Sherman for consistent L1 she was the first to take her tits out without me asking. She's also a great tease from behind if you're one to prop up before the flip.

Agreed on looks too but great massage.

[DeeDee86]

Last week I went to Sherman. Had not been there post-LE issues. Sherman had always been a stand-by for decent massage and decent L1.

I've always been a Relax guy. These past few months (post-LE) has been a real good run. Nice change-over and wide menu. But that seems to have changed. I texted them a few weeks ago and asked about CiCi and some the girls that had been there. I was told 'it'd be a while before they came back". This new line-up at Relax, just doesn't interest me.

So I went to Sherman, not knowing what to expect. I drew Kelly. She spelled her name for me, why, I am not sure. She was older. Not really a looker. But, the massage was very good. The pre-flip tease was pro-level. She asked for. 1, I said ok, not knowing what I was agreeing to. Language barrier you see. Turned out it was for a Russian finish. Damage + 1 + . 5.

If looks aren't a thing for you, but a good massage and good L1 type stuff, I wouldn't think twice about going here. It's clean, has nice vibe. Until Relax sort of settles into something else, I'll go Sherman or EV.

[Trajanic]

Hit up Relax earlier this week (2nd time) and was greeted by the aforementioned Corise. After I said I was down for a half hour, she straight up asked if I wanted FS and said 1. 5. Not great and makes me feel like they're asking to get shut down.

[WhiteSox2005]

I have been to relax a few times. And everytime, I had great times. Even found a unicorn once, LOL. But, the other day, worse experience at this place for me. African American or mixed with Latina, tattoos and piercings. Waste of money. She almost killed me, LOL. The table shower almost flipped over and I broke 2 of my toes, LOL. I convinced L2. No emotions. She was nice. But, would not let me Daty or pretty much anything. Not going back until she is gone.

Happy Hunting.

[Sully1234]

Very hard to find a black provider. But sounds like GPS. What was your plan B?

BTW, I have posted a few times about various Rogers Park spots that are very easy reach for Evanston mongers. Check my post history including a week ago for the spot on Pratt and Clarke.

I was actually looking forward to seeing her but she didn't seem into it. YMMV. Plan B was a place in Skokie.

[DWaits]

The girl that I've seen a couple of times at Relax said that she would be back on the 18th, I stopped by this morning and she wasn't there, only Corise, a African American in frumpy sweats. I had a short conversation with her and she seemed very disinterested and when I mentioned $$ for BTB on the table shower she said no so I walked and went to plan B. Which turned out to be a incredible session. I'm wondering if they changed ownership?

Very hard to find a black provider. But sounds like GPS. What was your plan B?

BTW, I have posted a few times about various Rogers Park spots that are very easy reach for Evanston mongers. Check my post history including a week ago for the spot on Pratt and Clarke.

[Sully1234]

I heard that there's a new girl at Relax today, her name is Corise, I won't be able to get there for a few days. If anyone beats me there let me know how she is. TIA.

The girl that I've seen a couple of times at Relax said that she would be back on the 18th, I stopped by this morning and she wasn't there, only Corise, a African American in frumpy sweats. I had a short conversation with her and she seemed very disinterested and when I mentioned $$ for BTB on the table shower she said no so I walked and went to plan B. Which turned out to be a incredible session. I'm wondering if they changed ownership?

[Sully1234]

I heard that there's a new girl at Relax today, her name is Corise, I won't be able to get there for a few days. If anyone beats me there let me know how she is. TIA.

[The Banger]

I usually hit up Ev Spa, but the last couple months, reviews have seemed to show that relax had become the better option, so I decided to check it out. Rang the bell at about 7 pm on a Friday night. Someone opened the door, and hid behind it while I walked in, so I didn't see her until the door was closed behind me. She was definitely cute. Dark skinned latina (she later told me she was dominican, and that her name was Chris and she's new), I'd say late 20's, fit, natural Cs and a few tattoos. Very little English, so all communication was through my basic spanish skills.

We get to the room, and I hand her two bills and say I'd like the special. She laughs and looks confused, but then folds up the bills. I ask for a table shower (didn't seem that was assumed), and she said ok. She steps out for me to undress, then we head to the bathroom for the table shower. Based on previous reports, I hoped for some B2 B, but the dress stayed on and only her hands touched me. On the flip, she started to tease and touch. I'm a very quick trigger when I'm with someone new, so I told her to slow down. She stopped. At the end, I dry myself off and we head back to the room.

Starting face down, she dumps some oil on, and "massages" just long enough to spread the oil around. Maybe 4 minutes. She offers L1, I ask for L2, and she says ok and walks to the counter. I flip, she comes back with a cover (was hoping for no cover based on previous reports). She puts it on, and I start roaming. She pulls her top down, and the Cs were very nice..

Couple of things I don't understand here. I assumed you were getting an hour after you laid down two bills. I also assumed you were going for FS. Then it was only 25 minutes? On top of that the balance of the two bills was for CBJ?

So if you got the half hour rate, then you must have paid A minimum of $145 for a quick CBJ. Yes, no wonder you were underwhelmed, I think I'd be asking for some money back. I've had to do that when things didn't turn out like I asked. You know the old play dumb -"I didn't understand" trick.

I agree that the language barrier could have had something to do with it. I find Google translate to be very accurate. I've used it with Spanish speakers with excellent results.

In the case of Chinese providers It is much more accurate than WeChat translator.

[Skeever]

Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.

Sorry to hear it was such an underwhelming time. That was very unlike the service I've received from 3 separate therapists, so I hope you try again with better results!

[HighHopes312]

I usually hit up Ev Spa, but the last couple months, reviews have seemed to show that relax had become the better option, so I decided to check it out. Rang the bell at about 7 pm on a Friday night. Someone opened the door, and hid behind it while I walked in, so I didn't see her until the door was closed behind me. She was definitely cute. Dark skinned latina (she later told me she was dominican, and that her name was Chris and she's new), I'd say late 20's, fit, natural Cs and a few tattoos. Very little English, so all communication was through my basic spanish skills.

We get to the room, and I hand her two bills and say I'd like the special. She laughs and looks confused, but then folds up the bills. I ask for a table shower (didn't seem that was assumed), and she said ok. She steps out for me to undress, then we head to the bathroom for the table shower. Based on previous reports, I hoped for some B2 B, but the dress stayed on and only her hands touched me. On the flip, she started to tease and touch. I'm a very quick trigger when I'm with someone new, so I told her to slow down. She stopped. At the end, I dry myself off and we head back to the room.

Starting face down, she dumps some oil on, and "massages" just long enough to spread the oil around. Maybe 4 minutes. She offers L1, I ask for L2, and she says ok and walks to the counter. I flip, she comes back with a cover (was hoping for no cover based on previous reports). She puts it on, and I start roaming. She pulls her top down, and the Cs were very nice. Again, being a quick trigger, the covered L2 lasts barely longer than when the cover went on. It's embarrassing, but what can you do? She hands me a paper towel to clean myself up, and asks if there's anything else. I ask for more massage. She looks at her phone and says there's only two minutes, so I say nevermind, and get up to get dressed. She walks me out and we say goodbye.

Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.

Based on the many positive reports, this is proof that there's always at least some YMMV.

I'd love to find somewhere nearby where 2 pops are a likelihood.

[JustAMonger]

F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.

Hahaha, I was reading your report I saw that a few days ago. Took me a second to figure out what you meant. "Finished with Daddy". Voice to text and autocorrect sometimes clash. I made a few like that too. There is a edit function if you're not on moderation. Of course I'm on moderation forever. But if you're a regular member and post there's a edit function at the very bottom it works for about 10 minutes or so. I've looked at some of my posts afterwards and, well I guess I can't change it. I'm a member of some forums that allow editing forever to posts but they are obviously not for this subject.

That's a great report though. Makes me want to drive down to Evanston. Thanks again.

[Sully1234]

I went to relax last week at 9 AM to see Loki, I Text her and she texted me right back saying she was in Chicago for the next four weeks so since I took my vitamin V I decided to go in and when CC answered the door, she was wearing only a concert T-shirt and nothing else I gave her $$ And had a great table, shower session and finished with daddy covered BJ and standing mish When we were done instead of a massage, she just laid on the table next to me and we spoon for the last 15 minutes, which was actually quite enjoyable. Will definitely repeat.

F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.