Strip Club Reports

[BobbieBoucher]

Butt plugs are my kryptonite at clubs. She sounds fun, DM or care to elaborate on the service, FS any Greek or just the plug?

Harry your mailbox is full but this girl said she had an oversized purse with toys and lube. I took that to mean she was down for just about everything. One of you younger bucks give her a ride and report back.

[IslandM]

I visited BT's to meet a friend, but that was the only day he wasn't there. And I had just come from a session with one of my regulars, so I wasn't planning to see a dancer.

But my mind was changed for me by a Cuban girl who goes by the name Patricia (she pronounced it Pah-TREE-See-ah). She was voluptuous in a way I rarely see. She reminded me a little of Sandra from SC, but a more compact body, and bigger boobs, like cantaloupes.

She knelt at my booth and spoke, so I asked her to sit. I told her I was not interested, although I would have said yes to Demonic, but she acted like she didn't understand, or didn't hear me. I was once fluent in Spanish, but now I retain just enough to make very small talk. I changed tactics and talked with her in Spanish, and she complimented me. Which was nice considering how poorly I spoke.

She asked what I wanted in "the champagne room", not that I asked. And which I honestly didn't know was the actual name of the VIP there. I couldn't say no to those tits, though.

Although I was reluctant to go to the VIP because my girl had already drained my balls that afternoon, I have to credit Patricia for continuing to work on my limp cock until she breathed life back into it. Most SP's would have given up and demanded payment without finishing the job. I was gratified that she got me hard enough to enter her, then banged her to a delightful finish. Her T&A are more than a handful. Enjoy the ride.

What was the cost?

[Horn Knee]

I'm wondering that too. I've only seen Kendall once at Landing Strip last year (didn't go VIP), and she seemed pretty and nice. Seems like she could command a good dollar there. She might have gotten fired.

[VirCof]

Has anyone got full service from Cecelia at Legends? She is so hot, her only is free right now, the link is in her IG.

[SamPerkins420]

Kendall goes by a different name now at H8 I can't remember what her new name is though.

I can't believe she's at Hank's now. Been a few years since I've seen her but damn, that's a pretty steep drop-off.

[PaterSa]

Anyone have a lead on an incall for a lap dance. Used to like clubs but would prefer to avoid the whole scene and time.

[HarryDude]

I was ar the SC the other day during day shift. It was quite busy I was sitting in a corner trying not to make eye contact with Nicole. This Amazon sits with me, 5'11" in bare feet, in stripper shoes she about the size of LeBron. Her name is Leah. Pretty, blonde, says she used to play college volleyball. Girl is muscular, kind of a mom bod but not fat at all. Now there's like 20 girls here and I got alot of solid options. She says if you take me in the back I got a surprise for you. How could I say no? Well it turns out that the surprise is she has a led lighted plug up her pooper. She says she has a remote for it. As a boomer I went from no remote for the TV (that's what kids were for) to strippers controlling light shows out their ass. My sessions are pretty vanilla do to my age which is too bad cause this chick is a freak. Some of you younger degenerates have to try her out you won't be disappointed. Just treat her nice she's a real sweetheart. If you're under the height 5' 10" you may need to bring a step stool though.

Stay safe out there, Bobbie.

Butt plugs are my kryptonite at clubs. She sounds fun, DM or care to elaborate on the service, FS any Greek or just the plug?

[JackOfClubs]

Kendall goes by a different name now at H8 I can't remember what her new name is though.

[WinterKnight]

I visited BT's to meet a friend, but that was the only day he wasn't there. And I had just come from a session with one of my regulars, so I wasn't planning to see a dancer.

But my mind was changed for me by a Cuban girl who goes by the name Patricia (she pronounced it Pah-TREE-See-ah). She was voluptuous in a way I rarely see. She reminded me a little of Sandra from SC, but a more compact body, and bigger boobs, like cantaloupes.

She knelt at my booth and spoke, so I asked her to sit. I told her I was not interested, although I would have said yes to Demonic, but she acted like she didn't understand, or didn't hear me. I was once fluent in Spanish, but now I retain just enough to make very small talk. I changed tactics and talked with her in Spanish, and she complimented me. Which was nice considering how poorly I spoke.

She asked what I wanted in "the champagne room", not that I asked. And which I honestly didn't know was the actual name of the VIP there. I couldn't say no to those tits, though.

Although I was reluctant to go to the VIP because my girl had already drained my balls that afternoon, I have to credit Patricia for continuing to work on my limp cock until she breathed life back into it. Most SP's would have given up and demanded payment without finishing the job. I was gratified that she got me hard enough to enter her, then banged her to a delightful finish. Her T&A are more than a handful. Enjoy the ride.

[XrGraffiti]

Good luck. I know of only three Asian dancers in this area and none seems to be all that consistent for work. Spicy and bubbles are Filipino and work at landing strip. Of the two, IMO, spicy is far more attractive. Both are petite with man-mades. Kendall, formerly of landing, has occasionally been at Henry's. She's been mentioned in the forum before.

Oh wow. Didn't know Bubbles was part Filipino. Can't wait to meet her. Been following her IG since see showed up at Platinum's page.

[Rithro]

I was ar the SC the other day during day shift. It was quite busy I was sitting in a corner trying not to make eye contact with Nicole. This Amazon sits with me, 5'11" in bare feet, in stripper shoes she about the size of LeBron. Her name is Leah. Pretty, blonde, says she used to play college volleyball. Girl is muscular, kind of a mom bod but not fat at all...

Oo, she sounds like a woman I'd like to take for a spin. Thanks for the report. The tallest woman I've been with was 6' 1" but that was long ago and far away.

[Rithro]

Is Subi a valet parking club? I hate valet parking!

Subi's is valet parking, but it's very easy to park on the street in the surrounding neighborhood and walk a couple blocks.

[BobDino1]

I was ar the SC the other day during day shift. It was quite busy I was sitting in a corner trying not to make eye contact with Nicole. This Amazon sits with me, 5'11" in bare feet, in stripper shoes she about the size of LeBron. Her name is Leah. Pretty, blonde, says she used to play college volleyball. Girl is muscular, kind of a mom bod but not fat at all. Now there's like 20 girls here and I got alot of solid options. She says if you take me in the back I got a surprise for you. How could I say no? Well it turns out that the surprise is she has a led lighted plug up her pooper. She says she has a remote for it. As a boomer I went from no remote for the TV (that's what kids were for) to strippers controlling light shows out their ass. My sessions are pretty vanilla do to my age which is too bad cause this chick is a freak. Some of you younger degenerates have to try her out you won't be disappointed. Just treat her nice she's a real sweetheart. If you're under the height 5' 10" you may need to bring a step stool though.

Stay safe out there, Bobbie.

I'd be down for a tall chick like that. What was the damage?

[BobbieBoucher]

I was ar the SC the other day during day shift. It was quite busy I was sitting in a corner trying not to make eye contact with Nicole. This Amazon sits with me, 5'11" in bare feet, in stripper shoes she about the size of LeBron. Her name is Leah. Pretty, blonde, says she used to play college volleyball. Girl is muscular, kind of a mom bod but not fat at all. Now there's like 20 girls here and I got alot of solid options. She says if you take me in the back I got a surprise for you. How could I say no? Well it turns out that the surprise is she has a led lighted plug up her pooper. She says she has a remote for it. As a boomer I went from no remote for the TV (that's what kids were for) to strippers controlling light shows out their ass. My sessions are pretty vanilla do to my age which is too bad cause this chick is a freak. Some of you younger degenerates have to try her out you won't be disappointed. Just treat her nice she's a real sweetheart. If you're under the height 5' 10" you may need to bring a step stool though.

Stay safe out there, Bobbie.

[FourMore]

Hi all. I'm traveling to the Detroit metro area this week and I'm looking for a recommendation for a hot Asian stripper. I met one years ago at centerfolds but have struck out quite a bit over the years to find anyone close. Petite busty hot Asians at strip clubs seem to be unicorns these days. Appreciate any recommendations.

Good luck. I know of only three Asian dancers in this area and none seems to be all that consistent for work. Spicy and bubbles are Filipino and work at landing strip. Of the two, IMO, spicy is far more attractive. Both are petite with man-mades. Kendall, formerly of landing, has occasionally been at Henry's. She's been mentioned in the forum before.