Massage Parlor Reports

**MichiganMan686** · 01-08-25 21:50

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

Lisa is sweet but very unreliable. She does a great body slide but my time is too valuable to plan on a day and time only to have her cancel (numerous reasons why) the day of and twice when I was at her location or within a mile. She's great as long as she doesn't last minute cancel.

SN.

I get that. I agree. She has a ton going on like we all do. I'm great friends with her and she has good reason for why she's hit and miss. And also these providers get hit and miss canellations all the time too. Shit happens. Mm686.

**RWhite** · 01-08-25 20:30

Decided to give her a try. I definitely should have just continued with passing on visiting her. Figured with the latest post maybe she changed.

I was wrong. The older post from senior mongers was right.

Waste of time!

Reached out to Lisa was in constant contact all day prior to my appointment the day of my appointment was in constant contact I even said "no surprises today right all of your errands will be done by 2 pm right? This was 10 a day of. Come 2 pm. Surprise surprise cancels on me when I showed up at aggreed upon address with agreed upon amount at agreed upon time.

**HeeJunk** · 01-08-25 20:09

Originally Posted by PshBall [View Original Post]

So decided to try this place out since this entire area (Stl Heights) got rocked. And man was I disappointed. . 8 for 50 min, . 6 tip for a ultra jackhammer that I couldn't work with. Biggest waste of money. Talent there is like late 50's+ (from the 2 girls that I saw there), and basically no teasing.

Drove by SWB on the way there and looks closed, completely empty with open sign lights turned off.

Is there nothing left here in this area? Is Kims on John are worth a shot even?

Plenty of reports on 5 lakes being all in. Try again, different provider.

**GuyFromToledo3** · 01-08-25 16:58

Originally Posted by ZigZagMan123 [View Original Post]

Amy's back posting on craigslist with the old pictures from when she was 18 yrs old I truly don't know how old she is now but she doesn't looks good drugs reek havoc on a girls looks just Beware Newbie's don't get caught in that trap. No one needs an OD in they lives.

For sure, she is "off" to put it lightly.

**PshBall** · 01-08-25 15:11

So decided to try this place out since this entire area (Stl Heights) got rocked. And man was I disappointed. . 8 for 50 min, . 6 tip for a ultra jackhammer that I couldn't work with. Biggest waste of money. Talent there is like late 50's+ (from the 2 girls that I saw there), and basically no teasing.

Drove by SWB on the way there and looks closed, completely empty with open sign lights turned off.

Is there nothing left here in this area? Is Kims on John are worth a shot even?

**BigVal** · 01-08-25 15:08

Hey all, after SWB closed down I was on the hunt for a standard HE place that I could walk into around the same area.

I found D Spa, just south of 12 and van d. It's upstairs in a little office building. They've got a camera and door bell once you enter their suite, so for those that are bothered by that, this is not the place for you.

I was greeted by Nisa (pronounced like Lisa but with an N) and opted for an hour for the standard house price. She was pretty young, had to be in her 20's if I had to guess. During the massage it was good enough that I legitimately thought they might not do any extras. It was actually probably one of the best massages I've received from a HE place. About half way through she flips me and asks for cash upfront. I hand her 40 but she wants 60. A little pricey but the massage was good enough that I didn't mind throwing her an extra 20, imo she earned it. The HE was pretty standard she allowed roaming but overall nothing to write home about. After she cleaned me up, I was half expected to get kicked out, but no, she just continued the massage making sure I got the full hour.

When I was leaving I saw someone older in her mid to late 40's sitting on the couch. Not sure if that was just Mama hanging out, or I got lucky by drawing the young girl, but YMMV when going here.

Overall great experience if you are actually looking for a good massage and a standard HE.

**SandersNut** · 01-08-25 13:33

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Lisa is looking for a few regulars. Message me and I will set you up. You must have paid your dues on this board for a while or don't bother pm me. She's great lady and only deserves the best. If you want to trade a utr provider let me know. Happy hunting my fellow mongers. Mm686.

Lisa is sweet but very unreliable. She does a great body slide but my time is too valuable to plan on a day and time only to have her cancel (numerous reasons why) the day of and twice when I was at her location or within a mile. She's great as long as she doesn't last minute cancel.

SN.

**HeeJunk** · 01-08-25 11:17

Originally Posted by T3499 [View Original Post]

Looking for a topless massage with HE I've been to Wespa, China massage, and Bloom Jin spa they all overed standard HE with OTC roaming wouldn't go topless any recommendations in the Novi, Livonia and Westland area.

It's girl specific if they will allow UTC. I've rarely had a girl actually take the top completely off, other than a FS place. Sometimes on the flip, they will pop them out. Unfortunately it's usually the older, fatter ones trying to offset the fugly coefficient. There are plenty of other standard handy places to try in your geographic range.

**T3499** · 01-08-25 10:51

Looking for a topless massage with HE I've been to Wespa, China massage, and Bloom Jin spa they all overed standard HE with OTC roaming wouldn't go topless any recommendations in the Novi, Livonia and Westland area.

**MichiganMan686** · 01-07-25 19:12

Lisa is looking for a few regulars. Message me and I will set you up. You must have paid your dues on this board for a while or don't bother pm me. She's great lady and only deserves the best. If you want to trade a utr provider let me know. Happy hunting my fellow mongers. Mm686.

**HarryDude** · 01-07-25 10:43

Originally Posted by ZigZagMan123 [View Original Post]

Amy's back posting on craigslist with the old pictures from when she was 18 yrs old I truly don't know how old she is now but she doesn't looks good drugs reek havoc on a girls looks just Beware Newbie's don't get caught in that trap. No one needs an OD in they lives.

Ditto she nodded off a few times on me my last session. Actual massage used to be very good and worth the strange experience, but after that, nope never again. She's disgusting as well.

**BattMann** · 01-07-25 09:33

Originally Posted by MageXO [View Original Post]

Not knowing who that is, I searched that phrase, and found a google hit on a site callled "Holistic Anywhere" that looks like a rather attractive lady. https://www.holisticanywhere.com/profile/massagebreez

Is that who you're referring to? And is that a legit suggestion, or do I detect some sarcasm in your "tone"?

That's her. I've never seen her but, search the forum with the relevant terms and you'll find what you need. She's been discussed at length.

**RstWolves** · 01-07-25 07:38

Originally Posted by Sizemic [View Original Post]

Has anyone experienced this provider?

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3148360

And why can't the ads be more informative with rates and location.

I just left a review on this place last week. It's in Farmington hills off Orchard lake rd.

**HugeDk** · 01-07-25 01:15

Originally Posted by MageXO [View Original Post]

Not knowing who that is, I searched that phrase, and found a google hit on a site callled "Holistic Anywhere" that looks like a rather attractive lady. https://www.holisticanywhere.com/profile/massagebreez

Is that who you're referring to? And is that a legit suggestion, or do I detect some sarcasm in your "tone"?

As with anyone, the pictures are quite old. She has aged, not horrible looking, does have larger but sagging tits. She is cheap, a little crazy in the head, and you can search the forum for other reviews of her. But yes, she is way better than Polish goblin from what I hear.