Massage Parlor Reports

**Ohhi773** · 01-07-25 17:33

I was out last night doing some uber airport runs. I remembered the Orange booker told me she had a few new Asian girls.

I knew it'd be slow because of the weather so I'd have to make a line up choice. Which I'm still not very comfortable with at times.

After speaking to one of my boys last week I was open to the Latina Gigi as well.

So I get a line up of 2 Latinas and 3 Chinese (not including Asa who I've seen already). Damn decision, decision. First time choosing from this many with no prior knowledge of any of them.

Nana stood out to me dark black hair, black dress and a nice body. Like slim thick. This girl has some good muscle tone. Great attitude, very energetic, I knew I chose correctly.

I'm not going to ramble, she's showing lots of affection hugs and kisses. Nice Ass. Nice thighs. It's been a while since I've had a thicker Asian girl. And I don't mean fat. There's no pouch or belly.

I'll fast forward. Great BBBJ 8. 5 BBBJ. She does this thing like the when girls give the water cat bath but on my JR. Whoa. It's a standing BBBJ and she is turning her head side to side making a rotating effect. Crazy.

Tight, tight. Started slow standing mish fun. She was into it. No complaints but she let me know to go easy "You are big, I am small". Highlight was doggy for sure. Great ass. Only thing I regret was we didn't get to cg. But I knew earlier on I'd repeat so no stress.

I was not expecting such a good session. I asked how long she had been in the US she said 1 month. I definitely got FOB vibes. In the best way.

She also told me next time I need 2 girls because Chinese girls are small. Not the first time a girl has said that so maybe I'll go Asa and Nana next time.

Note: she did spray me with alcohol for the BBBJ which was a bit strange but I'm guessing because she's new to the US. IDK.

PM me or post a follow up review if you see her. I want to know if my assessment was on point.

**HappyGardener** · 01-07-25 15:30

Originally Posted by ClayBillClay [View Original Post]

Could you clarify. Is it CLM or massage CLC (an AMP? Maybe someone could share a link? Recommend any gals from there? Possibly someone that can deepthroat? Thanks!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bh9pEn3riH2o...s.preview.copy

**ClayBillClay** · 01-07-25 11:22

Originally Posted by StMatthew [View Original Post]

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

Could you clarify. Is it CLM or massage CLC (an AMP? Maybe someone could share a link? Recommend any gals from there? Possibly someone that can deepthroat? Thanks!

**Jge096** · 01-07-25 10:57

Saw Emily over the weekend. Not adding anything earth-shattering here, but place is still kicking. Was not busy during the day I went and streets were empty.

Opted for bare everything. Initially during negotiation she didn't want CIP, but once we were going and I was about to finish, asked her where she wanted, and she said "wherever you want", so opted for a CIP finish. Tight spinner body is accurate. Picked her up and went at it. I'm not that big and she was still pretty tight.

**Eddinger** · 01-07-25 10:20

Hot girl. Nice shower session, clean tidy spa, and you'll get an easy hand job while you get to have you hands all over her. Its perfect.

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Thoughts on this place if all I want is L1?

**CornCobMaker** · 01-07-25 10:15

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

People complain about it, but honestly of the 4-5 times I've sessioned there I've never had a bad one at Massage CLC and two of the sessions were just incredible with hot girls with amazing bodies and tits that were down to fuck right from the start and gave awesome shower sessions before we boned in the room.

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Thoughts on this place if all I want is L1?

**GMoney05** · 01-07-25 10:02

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

The place on 4500 block of Milwaukee is closed now I believe. Live in the area and I thought I saw a big orange sticker sometime. I have been to CLC twice. First time was great. Second time the girl complained about the 160 tip on top of the house fee. Turned me off from the place. I've been to Harmony in Norridge. But I am looking for a north side place with a flat 160 in and out price. Not just 160 on top of the house fee.

Didn't CLC switch owners anyways? Didn't see the big hype but there's A reason why Orange And Perfect Archer are / was popular that flat rate of $160 you can even pay $140 and get some action plus I had to learn paying the VIP prices Is pointless unless It's the Asians the Latina's don't even do everything that's promised under the VIP menu. North Side Spa's are high I went to Vida and some older Latina wanted $300 just for Level 3 and $200 for Level 2 and that's after I paid $50 door fee um who Is agreeing and paying this when there's way better options around this City??

**GMoney05** · 01-07-25 09:48

Originally Posted by BigFactsBoy [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this spot yet?

38XX W Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 606XX.

Bad business. Drove all the way just to stand outside In the rain / snow and no one answered the door so I called and some Lady answered and said "Sorry new place not a lot of business so girls don't be there much" like that's why there's no traffic then. They advertise different types of ladies on their IG account but probably no different than Ashland Spa or Archer Spa.

**DWaits** · 01-07-25 01:37

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

The place on 4500 block of Milwaukee is closed now I believe. Live in the area and I thought I saw a big orange sticker sometime. I have been to CLC twice. First time was great. Second time the girl complained about the 160 tip on top of the house fee. Turned me off from the place. I've been to Harmony in Norridge. But I am looking for a north side place with a flat 160 in and out price. Not just 160 on top of the house fee.

If you want 160 all in, which is 20 more than I like to spend then you are showing up for no massage. If you expect a massage as well as a hot time then you'll need more money. I posted a month back about Ava at 365 Hot Spa (google the name for address and phone number and you can call to see if she's still there but who knows if pps will tell the truth). She was very cute, great body, good time. 30 min for 140. Someone else posted a higher fee. I might have caught her at the right time. Too busy or not busy enough to settle. But I was clear: no massage, DFK, DATY, and boom boom. She said 30 min and we were going.

Maybe another monger will add if Ava is still there or if she's at another northside spot.

**Englee** · 01-07-25 00:30

Originally Posted by StMatthew [View Original Post]

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

The place on 4500 block of Milwaukee is closed now I believe. Live in the area and I thought I saw a big orange sticker sometime. I have been to CLC twice. First time was great. Second time the girl complained about the 160 tip on top of the house fee. Turned me off from the place. I've been to Harmony in Norridge. But I am looking for a north side place with a flat 160 in and out price. Not just 160 on top of the house fee.

**St Matthew** · 01-06-25 22:59

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

**Irving Park** · 01-06-25 18:23

Originally Posted by BigFactsBoy [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this spot yet?

38XX W Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 606XX.

Typical NWside Asian rippoff place. They (overweight ladies in their 40's) will give you a weak message and the most you can get with a tip is a L1. You can do a lot better than this place. Mostly older mts.

**BadDances** · 01-06-25 17:10

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Parking Lincoln Towed my car. 185, pulled up to the door Vivian was giving me the ok parking sign for my car. Came out it was gorn. Elaine and Vivain paid the bill.

If it the place I am thinking off, there are shuttles that pick up to casinos on that block so they are probably quick to call for a tow. If it is near 27th and went.

**Eddinger** · 01-06-25 16:54

People complain about it, but honestly of the 4-5 times I've sessioned there I've never had a bad one at Massage CLC and two of the sessions were just incredible with hot girls with amazing bodies and tits that were down to fuck right from the start and gave awesome shower sessions before we boned in the room.

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

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