Massage Parlor Reports

[Englee]

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

The place on 4500 block of Milwaukee is closed now I believe. Live in the area and I thought I saw a big orange sticker sometime. I have been to CLC twice. First time was great. Second time the girl complained about the 160 tip on top of the house fee. Turned me off from the place. I've been to Harmony in Norridge. But I am looking for a north side place with a flat 160 in and out price. Not just 160 on top of the house fee.

[St Matthew]

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

[Irving Park]

Has anyone tried this spot yet?

38XX W Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 606XX.

Typical NWside Asian rippoff place. They (overweight ladies in their 40's) will give you a weak message and the most you can get with a tip is a L1. You can do a lot better than this place. Mostly older mts.

[BadDances]

Parking Lincoln Towed my car. 185, pulled up to the door Vivian was giving me the ok parking sign for my car. Came out it was gorn. Elaine and Vivain paid the bill.

If it the place I am thinking off, there are shuttles that pick up to casinos on that block so they are probably quick to call for a tow. If it is near 27th and went.

[Eddinger]

People complain about it, but honestly of the 4-5 times I've sessioned there I've never had a bad one at Massage CLC and two of the sessions were just incredible with hot girls with amazing bodies and tits that were down to fuck right from the start and gave awesome shower sessions before we boned in the room.

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

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[BigFacts Boy]

Has anyone tried this spot yet?

38XX W Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 606XX.

[ScottBot]

But you know how long It takes for Orange Spa to accept A follow request on the Gram?

Going on 2 months for mine.

[Englee]

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

[Gopher88]

This place has been spoken about a lot here so nothing hidden about it or Vivian.

Parking Lincoln Towed my car. 185, pulled up to the door Vivian was giving me the ok parking sign for my car. Came out it was gorn. Elaine and Vivain paid the bill.

And took me to get it.

Dmichaels69 we remember Vivian, at Macau, and lisa at moon all from Sennia's miss that place. Big Tom me Doc. Lisa made coca cola chicken on Friday.

[ChiSoxFan]

Have stopped by JW on Chicago a couple times in the last month or so after seeing that they've extended their hours to 1 am. They have definitely updated their lineup, both girls have been much hotter than in the past and L1-3 are on the table. First girl I saw was definitely 20's, great body and man-mades. Next one I saw was definitely late 30's / early 40's but great body and nice naturals. Both times service was enthusiastic and massage was better than most places. Great BBBJ both times then covered L3. Would repeat and recommend.

[GMoney05]

They did occasionally have one girl or two worth visiting, not very often recently though. One more location to reduce volume and without videotaping neighbors will be good. But licensed means smaller beds like Orange. Name pretty funny though. Kind of LGBTQ, isn't it?

Well after all the "Video Taping Neighbors" Star Hot Is still open and yet Perfect Archer has been busted but I wouldn't be surprised sometime this month Star Hot get's raided. I read the article about the raid over at Perfect Archer and they had "Intel" on possible prostitution going on. Also what's the latest word on Purple Rainbow? If you want less traffic at you're favorite go to Spa well I just go very early In the day.

[GMoney05]

Haven't been to this place in awhile, last two times were completely underwhelming experiences despite all the rave reviews I've read here. I do find it a little strange how the one storefront parlor (not apartment) that openly advertises everywhere online as a brothel is longest one still in its location. I do understand that it's not the original location as BHC was it's earlier iteration but I think they moved do to the stabbing event and not because they got shut down. I claim no first hand knowledge on that though.

Yeah Orange draws the most traffic and rumors sparked just 1 year ago In January of 2024 that CPD was watching mongers go In and out at the Burger King down the street. But I agree I don't see the hype them Apartments that used to be over on 35th had some very hot and young Asian talent. Orange prices are supposed to be cheap but some of the sassy rude Latina's tend to refuse the VIP menu like rush the shower room time and refuse to do BJ's rather It's CBJ or BBBJ. But you know how long It takes for Orange Spa to accept A follow request on the Gram?

[GMoney05]

The place is cheap because all mts there are old, not attractive, very very talkative, sessions are always interrupted and sometimes shorted, and parking availability is horrible because there is a Chinese supermarket 10 feet away.

Yeah outside of Orange, Perfect Archer (Even though It's now gone) and the Ashland Spa all the other Chinatown Spa's has very old MT like Jing Ding, YuanYuan Spa and 7 Date Massage. Notice CPD never even does raids at those places because they aren't drawing much traffic like Tokyo and Perfect Archer was.

[Moss734]

Yeah CPD 9th district has shut It down right now. Orange Is like the last standing down that street. Orange has now out lasted Tokyo,819,Perfect Archer etc.

Haven't been to this place in awhile, last two times were completely underwhelming experiences despite all the rave reviews I've read here. I do find it a little strange how the one storefront parlor (not apartment) that openly advertises everywhere online as a brothel is longest one still in its location. I do understand that it's not the original location as BHC was it's earlier iteration but I think they moved do to the stabbing event and not because they got shut down. I claim no first hand knowledge on that though.

[DMichaels69]

This place has been spoken about a lot here so nothing hidden about it or Vivian.

The place is cheap because all mts there are old, not attractive, very very talkative, sessions are always interrupted and sometimes shorted, and parking availability is horrible because there is a Chinese supermarket 10 feet away.