Massage Parlor Reports

**Street Seeker** · 01-02-25 22:14

Originally Posted by Mainah49 [View Original Post]

New to the area and first time poster. Any experience with this place in Murfreesboro?

https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws...814941859.html

Good massage, totally legit. Unless you have a UTR at an AMP who makes you happy you're out of luck.

**DavidCrockett** · 01-02-25 21:53

Originally Posted by Mainah49 [View Original Post]

New to the area and first time poster. Any experience with this place in Murfreesboro?

https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws...814941859.html

Been there. Good massage. Nothing else.

**GeorgeEccie** · 01-02-25 21:45

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...her-66205.html

**Mainah49** · 01-02-25 16:48

New to the area and first time poster. Any experience with this place in Murfreesboro?

https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws...814941859.html

**CraigStone2025** · 01-01-25 19:05

Originally Posted by TwoTapper [View Original Post]

Saw Klava based on this review. Mistake. Should've remembered my conversion table I'll share.

Average = Orca.

Athletic = Super fat.

Petite = Short and fat.

Slender = Potentially fit.

Slim = Violet Skye.

How is it if they are short or have no tit's but still 350 lbs call themselves petite? Lmao.

**CraigStone2025** · 12-30-24 20:01

Originally Posted by RubLover2023 [View Original Post]

That must have been amazing, especially as I'm guessing it wasn't grannies like here. Do they play with each other?

Young and attention was on me. LOL.

**TwoTapper** · 12-29-24 16:56

Saw Klava based on this review. Mistake. Should've remembered my conversion table — I'll share.

Average = Orca.

Athletic = Super fat.

Petite = Short and fat.

Slender = Potentially fit.

Slim = Violet Skye.

Originally Posted by Longhard80 [View Original Post]

Saw Klava yesterday after learning that my favorite gulch girl Vera has gotten married. She was a firecracker! But upon seeing Klava I was not disappointed. She like most gulch girls is not the girl in the pictures but still very cute with a nice body and very flirty. Reminds me of old Gulch Girl Linda from Poland from a few years ago. She gave a nice massage with some teasing. More options are available and she seems open to some lfk. Will repeat.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ere-49533.html

**Street Seeker** · 12-29-24 14:56

Originally Posted by VanillaStick [View Original Post]

My experience with Ocean, I believe I've seen 1 or 2 reviews here and not to expect anything extra, but there was a good massage at least. Here's my experience. I was out and needed a good massage, I wasn't looking for extras but if it happened so be it. There were a few I considered but I drove by Ocean and there was only 1 vehicle there, assumed it was a workers. I called and the female voice said to come on in. First they make you pay before the massage, should've been a sign. I could see an Asian guy in the room beside the sales stand. I went for 60 minutes, she tried to upsell me on the TS, I declined. I went on to the room and got ready. The massage was very light pressure, she spent what seemed to be 15 minutes on my neck and shoulders. She emptied what seemed to be a gallon of oil on my back and worked it down my lower back and glutes. I thought I might get a surprise. She worked my back for probably 30 min. Eventually she worked her way down to the upper legs and glutes and started occasionally grazing Jr and friends. This went on for quite a while, she definitely had me thinking something was going to happen. She told me to flip, pulled the sheet way down, barely covering Jr, poured another gallon of oil on my chest, lower ab area and started rubbing it in with an occasional graze. After about 1 minute she says 60 minute time up you want more time. I declined, this is the same procedure Best Day has been pulling for years..

Been there so many times and my response is the same. No more time. AMP Class 101. Tease and no please, but sell more time on "hope" and worse case pour oil in the customer's hand and walk out. LOL Compared to my travels in TX, FL, GA, and AL Middle TN AMP's are so paranoid. Sadly. They have reason to be with they way TN Justice swoops in and destroys them.

**ColtsRn123** · 12-29-24 13:05

I had a dream I went to H. F recently. The door opened and the mamasain was kind and sexy in my dream. I saw a sissy and she was beautiful in my dream. She had all natural d and perfect body. I enjoyed the time and dream. I hope to have this dream over and over again.

**VanillaStick** · 12-29-24 12:57

My experience with Ocean, I believe I've seen 1 or 2 reviews here and not to expect anything extra, but there was a good massage at least. Here's my experience. I was out and needed a good massage, I wasn't looking for extras but if it happened so be it. There were a few I considered but I drove by Ocean and there was only 1 vehicle there, assumed it was a workers. I called and the female voice said to come on in. First they make you pay before the massage, should've been a sign. I could see an Asian guy in the room beside the sales stand. I went for 60 minutes, she tried to upsell me on the TS, I declined. I went on to the room and got ready. The massage was very light pressure, she spent what seemed to be 15 minutes on my neck and shoulders. She emptied what seemed to be a gallon of oil on my back and worked it down my lower back and glutes. I thought I might get a surprise. She worked my back for probably 30 min. Eventually she worked her way down to the upper legs and glutes and started occasionally grazing Jr and friends. This went on for quite a while, she definitely had me thinking something was going to happen. She told me to flip, pulled the sheet way down, barely covering Jr, poured another gallon of oil on my chest, lower ab area and started rubbing it in with an occasional graze. After about 1 minute she says 60 minute time up you want more time. I declined, this is the same procedure Best Day has been pulling for years.

I won't be back back, even the so called legit massage is not worth my time and money.

**RubLover2023** · 12-28-24 10:48

Originally Posted by CraigStone2025 [View Original Post]

I haven't been there but I have had the 4 hand experience a couple times at FS AMP in Denver. It's Amazing!

That must have been amazing, especially as I'm guessing it wasn't grannies like here. Do they play with each other?

**Street Seeker** · 12-28-24 02:19

Originally Posted by RubLover2023 [View Original Post]

I've been really eager to try that 4 hand experience, from what I'd read here it's mostly good, though not mind-blowing but then at their discount price they offer it for (relative, I mean) I'm not surprised. Main thing stopping me from checking it out so far has been the distance.

Four hand can be amazing. Or boring depending on how the ladies work together. Most important thing to remember. You're paying 2 x even though the ladies are doing "half" or sharing the work. The best times for me is when the ladies were on each side of me (versus one at head, one at feet) working in tandem up and down and teasing. Also be prepared for them to be yapping in their language, it can be annoying so you may need to tell them to knock it off. I've never done a 4-handed FS session, but some of the L1 and L2 sessions have been amazing.

**CraigStone2025** · 12-27-24 20:06

Originally Posted by RubLover2023 [View Original Post]

I've been really eager to try that 4 hand experience, from what I'd read here it's mostly good, though not mind-blowing but then at their discount price they offer it for (relative, I mean) I'm not surprised. Main thing stopping me from checking it out so far has been the distance.

I haven't been there but I have had the 4 hand experience a couple times at FS AMP in Denver. It's Amazing!

**RubLover2023** · 12-27-24 11:54

I've been really eager to try that 4 hand experience, from what I'd read here it's mostly good, though not mind-blowing but then at their discount price they offer it for (relative, I mean) I'm not surprised. Main thing stopping me from checking it out so far has been the distance.