Escort Reports

[3Putt]

I have only been visiting AMPs so far, and last week I tried to do some initial research on escorts. Used AdultLook and found a profile that looked interesting, but it had not prices mentioned. So, I texted the number (from TextNow), mentioned I want a "massage" and asked what'd be the all-inclusive fee for that. Got a reply telling me to come talk face to face. I gave up at that point.

Next day when I wake up, I had 6 missed calls and tens of text messages giving me death threats and telling me to pay up for wasting his girls' time!

Just a scam.

[PriceIsRight39]

She's got numerous alerts. She even has one where some dummy rented a car for her and she stole it.

You date yourself when mentioning that alert. Haha. I saw it fresh too!

[PriceIsRight39]

She's got numerous alerts. She even has one where some dummy rented a car for her and she stole it.

That was the best alert of all time! Unreal what dudes will do for puss. LOL. I'm not pointing fingers, as a recovered simp.

[PriceIsRight39]

Sadly, some dipstick on TNA like Yadda or Playwrite might actually fork it out, LOL.

Oh God, there's one post in Boise reviews. Damn. 4-5 long paragraph review that say nothing. The language makes you queasy!! The Zeus of simps. It be livable if there was some useful info in the review. Some iteration of Latin lover (LOL) is the handle Amantis something. Simps have ruined the board. 2012 I fucked my brains out for 100-300. It's a joke 9 out if 10 times now! Simping is the pandemic.

[DrtyHarry]

I have only been visiting AMPs so far, and last week I tried to do some initial research on escorts. Used AdultLook and found a profile that looked interesting, but it had not prices mentioned. So, I texted the number (from TextNow), mentioned I want a "massage" and asked what'd be the all-inclusive fee for that. Got a reply telling me to come talk face to face. I gave up at that point.

Next day when I wake up, I had 6 missed calls and tens of text messages giving me death threats and telling me to pay up for wasting his girls' time!

LOL what a fucking idiot. Like threating someone by text is really going to work. These guys are fucking stupid, preying on the low hanging fruit to get some quick cash. Did you tell his to fuck off. I would fuck around and waste more of his time (especially if you are sure you identity is well hidden on text now).

[Legendaddy]

I have only been visiting AMPs so far, and last week I tried to do some initial research on escorts. Used AdultLook and found a profile that looked interesting, but it had not prices mentioned. So, I texted the number (from TextNow), mentioned I want a "massage" and asked what'd be the all-inclusive fee for that. Got a reply telling me to come talk face to face. I gave up at that point.

Next day when I wake up, I had 6 missed calls and tens of text messages giving me death threats and telling me to pay up for wasting his girls' time!

[BluePony]

Needed some relief and met up with SoFineMandi (on TNA board) - Set up was easy, very safe and clean extended stay place at the edge of Redmond and Bellevue. I went with the QV, I opted for BBBJCIM because I didn't want to deal with a cover. Mouth skills are top notch, she let me reposition and hang her head off the bed so I could fuck her mouth and finish. No gag reflex was detected.

She does have a dude with her. I saw him waiting in a car in the parking lot and she confirmed.

Overall, I'd repeat if I needed head and she was available. Damage for the visit was $.

Her VIP is bb

[Morohei]

She's got numerous alerts. She even has one where some dummy rented a car for her and she stole it.

[RustyWebfFoot]

Saw an ad I couldn't pass up. New Year's Eve Special by Mizjuani Murcedes (TNA). 1. 4 HH Outcall Special! That price was too good, & I don't even need to leave my place?!

Set it up for 9 PM & she arrived right on time looking well dressed. She's like 5 ft tops, A cups, nice little ass. She came in & got acquainted real quick before stripping down & going down on me on the couch while I sipped a beer & hit my vape pen. Man that extra comfort of being at home was nice. Sloppy, felt her spit on my balls. She gagged a couple times. Never got very deep but she used a lot of tongue & bobbed away without complaint. She's a safety girl, & I rolled the dice being able to keep it up & failed LOL. Call it a combination of jacking off earlier that day, using a condom & drinking. I already knew the rubber was going to kill my boner. I pumped a few times in missionary before a few pumps in doggy but it wasn't working. Asked about the condom & she said no way. I can respect that. We opted for BBBJ finish & she worked it for a while while I grabbed her tits & ass. Came in her mouth & she spit it out like someone siphoning gasoline LOL.

I'd recommend her if a condom is no issue. She's fun! She was moaning & all that for me. I'm going to chalk it up for another notch on my belt & look for something else next time. I think BB is a must for me, unfortunately.

Saw her many years ago. She's really nice and much better looking in person. Yes, super tiny!

[DrtyHarry]

Sadly, some dipstick on TNA like Yadda or Playwrite might actually fork it out, LOL.

No kidding, I can see a long time to techie chumps with no game lining up to get some underwhelming appointments. When you know that legit pornstars (India Summer, Eva Long, Elena Koshka etc) would give you two shots including legit role play for $1.2 K and you still drop 2.5 K for an unknown GPS. You are a chump. No doubt about it. My limit is 400 - and I get enough for that range with SA and the few regulars that have grandfathered me in. This hobby is getting weird with these crazy prices and subpar service.

[Overdoser]

Saw an ad I couldn't pass up. New Year's Eve Special by Mizjuani Murcedes (TNA). 1. 4 HH Outcall Special! That price was too good, & I don't even need to leave my place?!

Set it up for 9 PM & she arrived right on time looking well dressed. She's like 5 ft tops, A cups, nice little ass. She came in & got acquainted real quick before stripping down & going down on me on the couch while I sipped a beer & hit my vape pen. Man that extra comfort of being at home was nice. Sloppy, felt her spit on my balls. She gagged a couple times. Never got very deep but she used a lot of tongue & bobbed away without complaint. She's a safety girl, & I rolled the dice being able to keep it up & failed LOL. Call it a combination of jacking off earlier that day, using a condom & drinking. I already knew the rubber was going to kill my boner. I pumped a few times in missionary before a few pumps in doggy but it wasn't working. Asked about the condom & she said no way. I can respect that. We opted for BBBJ finish & she worked it for a while while I grabbed her tits & ass. Came in her mouth & she spit it out like someone siphoning gasoline LOL.

I'd recommend her if a condom is no issue. She's fun! She was moaning & all that for me. I'm going to chalk it up for another notch on my belt & look for something else next time. I think BB is a must for me, unfortunately.

[BayouJ]

Needed some relief and met up with SoFineMandi (on TNA board) - Set up was easy, very safe and clean extended stay place at the edge of Redmond and Bellevue. I went with the QV, I opted for BBBJCIM because I didn't want to deal with a cover. Mouth skills are top notch, she let me reposition and hang her head off the bed so I could fuck her mouth and finish. No gag reflex was detected.

She does have a dude with her. I saw him waiting in a car in the parking lot and she confirmed.

Overall, I'd repeat if I needed head and she was available. Damage for the visit was $.

[Morohei]

Sadly, some dipstick on TNA like Yadda or Playwrite might actually fork it out, LOL.

[VisibleNinja]

2500 hr. Get real.

Some sucker's going to pay it, sad to say.

[RustyWebfFoot]

2500 hr. Get real.

Gentlemen, I give you Platinum Pussy Syndrome.