Massage Parlor Reports

[MassMe]

A lot of strange things go on at this shop because of its proximity to some less than desirable areas. I know because I've seen some of it go down on the in-room monitors. All the ladies will collect the house fee upfront. These girls put up with a lot of bullshit! Some of the more forceful personalities will insist on collecting the paperwork before the festivities begin. Others "depend on the kindness of strangers" to pay at the end. I've seen Kelly three times, and she's never collected upfront, probably because the MMS gave me the Good Mongering Seal of approval the first time. This shop is the Chinese equivalent of some of the Lomita, and Harbor City shops pre-covid, and pre-clean-up! As amazing as this shop is, the girls tell me business is slow. Top Accupuncture is better than Ariya Thai, and I've never seen the quality of girls, who rotate through here in any other shop. Of the girls I've seen here so far, one half are better than the WLA BB Specials, and the other half are just as good, but everything here is BBBJ / CFS. So, my suggestion would be to bring your own condom!

Isn't this a restaurant?

[HexenDuction]

A lot of strange things go on at this shop because of its proximity to some less than desirable areas. I know because I've seen some of it go down on the in-room monitors. All the ladies will collect the house fee upfront. These girls put up with a lot of bullshit! Some of the more forceful personalities will insist on collecting the paperwork before the festivities begin. Others "depend on the kindness of strangers" to pay at the end. I've seen Kelly three times, and she's never collected upfront, probably because the MMS gave me the Good Mongering Seal of approval the first time. This shop is the Chinese equivalent of some of the Lomita, and Harbor City shops pre-covid, and pre-clean-up! As amazing as this shop is, the girls tell me business is slow. Top Accupuncture is better than Ariya Thai, and I've never seen the quality of girls, who rotate through here in any other shop. Of the girls I've seen here so far, one half are better than the WLA BB Specials, and the other half are just as good, but everything here is BBBJ / CFS. So, my suggestion would be to bring your own condom!

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

[Quincy88]

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

Sounds too good to be true. Don't believe this not one bit.

You paid after huh? And she was ok with it?

You're first time in that establishment and she trust you to just pay afterwards.

You got service you didn't even ask for or discuss interesting. Don't believe any of that crap.

[Monkey911]

Anyone try Maleny? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46518/

I saw Maleny not too long ago, she had been recommended by a good friend of mine, who has to get a therapeutic massage from a licensed therapist at least once a week. I had a lot of tension in my neck and shoulders as well as sciatic nerve pain in my leg. Her hands are strong but gentle. Her massage is five star! I can't stand it too deep- painful shiatsu only makes it worse! Anyway, her massage was perfect and I was forced to go back for a second session. I found her to be very attractive- so, I'll admit, on my second visit I asked if she offered any extras. The answer was gentle but firm - "No"! She was pretty clear that she only does professional masssge! I found her to be well worth the cost, and warm and friendly and good to talk to! I am sure I will see her in the future whenever I'm in town!

[Ivysballoons]

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

[PriscillaM]

I have got to stop going to 15** westwood. The place is everything I abhor;.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23361217.html

1. Shitter. I would probably be instabanned if I really said what I think about mongers who rely on MP poopers. However, I have from time to time not planned ahead and had to make potty (never #2, I would cancel if that came up). The bathroom here has no paper towels, and the doorknob is missing. There is more privacy in a san quentin yard porta potty than this place.

2. Smell. I have never had a joint. I have never smoked a cigarette. Call me a normie but how can you operate a place of business that smells like a conversion van at a nomad festival. I have warned management and they have not even purchase a fucken incense or a plug in.

3. Tattoos. Every fucken girl here has tattoos that bend spacetime. The one I just banged had a name on her ass.

4. Tood. The girls here are on so much narcotics that they simply cannot transact normally. It affects everything. The girl I just banged was at 260 for VIP. If I could nut with her ass standing in a condom on a fucken massage table, I probably could figure out quantum entanglement. So when I could not get to tomorrowland, I asked to be beaten off. The room has a "milking hole" in the table to put your dick in, and she wanted 50 dollars more to get under the table an milk me like a holstein. After that bullshit attempt at upsell, after we fooked, she gaive me her number, like I would ever call her.

In any event, I fooked violet and she is a hefty messican with absurd eyebrows, and make up, she looked like a clown on soft white underbelly. She says to me it is only missionary or "backshot" - I was like what the fuck is backshot. She says it is apparently tik tok for doggie style. "backshot"? I am dead.

[PriscillaM]

Tina is even hotter than Sophie with more passionate service. And no stinky snatch! I resisted DATY so I don't lick PriscillaM dick sweat.

Really sad that her last day is 12/30, I'm a little in love, this is bad In Chinese monger terms we call this, meaning the ship got you dizzy.

She did mention that some white fellow monger brought out a fucking English list of services like a fucking restaurant menu and tried to order stuff. I hope that's not you Priscilla.

The plans you refer to were not rendered by me. Glad to see someone with a working amigdala took my advice and banged tina. I did her twice and I came perilously close to poking my circumcised tongue inro her nee how nanny nanny. The second time in doggy I kissed her because she was letting me really ram her like a runaway semi on the grapevine.

I do not know if I could do her a third time. That would almost make me human.

[JohnWu0079]

Tina is even hotter than Sophie with more passionate service. And no stinky snatch! I resisted DATY so I don't lick PriscillaM dick sweat.

Really sad that her last day is 12/30, I'm a little in love, this is bad In Chinese monger terms we call this, meaning the ship got you dizzy.

She did mention that some white fellow monger brought out a fucking English list of services like a fucking restaurant menu and tried to order stuff. I hope that's not you Priscilla.

OK I can't wait to see how you guys ruin this one for me. The fiasco that was the Thai masturbation tech in Westwood who you guys called texted and otherwise harassed for days on end resulted in her blocking me and me being relegated to have to wonder what is going on at Goldfinger down below where I have also been banned.

In any event I texted over to Red Lantern and finally received the much desired and needed return text with the lineup of sendie candy and Tina with the advisement that candy would be to my liking.

I asked what in the living fuck was wrong with their phone and they said there was something wrong with the phone number. I suppose they are on the same T-Mobile plan as I am. I asked if they were busy and she said other than some smoke coming out of the girl's pussies from extreme pounding during the lunch rush, they were fine..

[UfGators1990]

Travelling here next weekend. Any recommendations for L1-L3 play?

[Miscreant]

I'm talking about the one on Robertson.

PM me if you guys have any intel about anything. Happy to trade.

Don't really feel like visiting multiple times to find a provider I like. But If I do I will report.

There isn't much info out there but it seems like it has potential for a younger hotter provider.

[PriscillaM]

I will comment separately at the doggerel posted adversely to the holy red lantern, but for now, I pronounce as follows:

In the name of Brooklyn (DVNH), st. Ono (ginja circa 2006), and st. Zara (8155 circa 2019), I give Tina at Red Lantern the right to lick my gooch and kiss me afterwards".

Tina can now say, I am a jedi like joanna and joy at spa covid before me.

Rise Jedi.

[Vulva Nut]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVRZV35AZjSyBPos9?g_st=ic

Went to Acupuncture this morning around 10:00. Spent time with Coco, who is the most attractive girl I've seen there. Mid 20's, very thin with nice legs, and amazing tits. I didn't ask if they were real, but I'm guessing they're fake cause they're just too perfect. Hard to say for sure though. They felt real to me. Love the BBBJ and Nuru style body glides. Opted for FS and wasn't disappointed. Will definitely see her again. Said she will be here until the 30th.

Great. Prob better in the SGV thread.

[FreeDsr13]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVRZV35AZjSyBPos9?g_st=ic

Went to Acupuncture this morning around 10:00. Spent time with Coco, who is the most attractive girl I've seen there. Mid 20's, very thin with nice legs, and amazing tits. I didn't ask if they were real, but I'm guessing they're fake cause they're just too perfect. Hard to say for sure though. They felt real to me. Love the BBBJ and Nuru style body glides. Opted for FS and wasn't disappointed. Will definitely see her again. Said she will be here until the 30th.

[CumSquat]

I appreciate all of the thoughtful commentary on Red Lantern in Culver City so went to try it myself.

It never looks open and there is no signage, so you have to hit the buzzer a few times before someone will come to the door.

The plus side of this is that you can recreate the K-girl scene 10-15 years ago when FS would set you back only about $250.

The bad side is that mongers repeatedly hit the buzzer throughout your session and your masseuse (mine was "Cindy") will repeatedly leave the room to grant other mongers admittance and take their cash.

Some strange monger behavior was seen on the CCTV surveillance screen prominently dangling from my massage room hall. For example, one monger seemed to be trying to situate himself behind a screen door near the front entrance to lay in wait for someone, like the prelude to a monger horror story. Even Cindy was commenting on it: "Why?" I could not opine.

Two stars.

[BadAssViking73]

El Segundo. If anyone has info on this please let me know. I may do some recon and let you all know. It looks like a clean place but they are on bedpage so hoping for something dirty.

What is bedpage? Something like rubmap?