Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoSlave]

I have been to Judy for a good 5-7 year and always enjoy it as you know what you're getting into.

However this time she felt very uninterested and went through the motions.

Sub par rub and quick ending.

I think she might've had someone finishing up when I showed and then someone came mid way through mine.

Maybe it was poor scheduling on her part or I feel like j have read people mentioned sometimes it's just a very lazy effort.

Welp it is what it is.

Been seeing her every Saturday morning for 3 years, but I'm getting bored, even though she is so amazing at what she does. Oh, and I swear to God that when I asked her name years ago, she said it was "Coco". Never really liked her massages, TBH. But her BBBJTC are unmatched.

[Fukodome]

A hidden gem in my opinion is Macau spa in Chinatown. I go here when I'm low on funds, want a nice deep tissue massage, a nice table shower and a great finish. All for a $. You will need to ask for Vivian as there is another masseuse there and they rotate unless you state your there to see Vivian. She's friendly, gives a great warm table shower, great massage and will leave you happy! She is not that busy and again great hidden gem. PM me if you want more info.

[Mitsom]

I would like to apologize to everyone for my spelling in my stories in my punctuation.

Emails sent to me say they couldnt understand. what im saying me

What the hell I'm talking about. I have had undiagnosed ADHD.

When I was young we just thought I was stupid, that was in the 50's. Now I'm in my 70's.

Must be tough if you've ever paid for a threesome deciding where to plug your wiener and for how long. No complaints on syntax from me fella. I just appreciate the reports.

[Mitsom]

I ended up stopping by Orange Thursday night. Paid $$ for the 45 minute which the website said included a TS and bbj. They brought out Victoria, who was the only one from the website I didn't think looked great. She didn't speak English, which is normally fine, but she also wasn't great at nonverbal communication, so I was constantly confused about what she wanted me to do. Anyway, we started the massage and it basically felt like she was just spreading oil on my back. Absolutely no pressure. That lasted maybe 8 minutes before she told me to roll over. She went straight for CG and then Mish. She was so loose, it felt like I was just walking in and out of an open door. I could barely feel anything. I asked for a BJ and she said "too big". I do have some girth, but I know I'm not that big. I think it's just a way for her to flatter me and not do it. I finished and got dressed. Total time from getting undressed to being fully dressed was about 22 minutes. And the whole time, she seemed totally disinterested, like she was a dental hygienist giving me a cleaning. No teasing, no flirting. Nothing. I was pretty pissed, so after I left, I texted the MMS and told her about how short it was and just a generally bad experience. She asked who it was. She apologized and said she would give me $50 off my next visit and Victoria would be gone the next morning. I felt that was fitting and a good response from the MMS. I don't know if she'll really get rid of her or not, but the $50 off is nice. I'll give them another shot because I've generally heard good things about them.

That's why I don't even bother with massage at brothels like orange. These girls are * not massage therapists. As far as communication just pay up and show them with your hands what you want them to do. I actually get off on the language barrier because I call them all sorts of names during the deed and they don't understand what I'm saying LOL. I use them like a fleshlight and I don't really care if they like it or not. With this approach I'm rarely disappointed.

[Gopher88]

I would like to apologize to everyone for my spelling in my stories in my punctuation.

Emails sent to me say they couldnt understand. what im saying me

What the hell I'm talking about. I have had undiagnosed ADHD.

When I was young we just thought I was stupid, that was in the 50's. Now I'm in my 70's.

[HappyGardener]

Has anyone searched "Masaje" on Facebook marketplace? I've been seeing a ton of girls getting posted on there offering massages but wasn't sure if it was real or if anyone has tried.

I think it was discussed last summer or in the fall. Not sure if anyone had any real success.

[Spindoctor414]

I ended up stopping by Orange Thursday night. Paid $$ for the 45 minute which the website said included a TS and bbj. They brought out Victoria, who was the only one from the website I didn't think looked great. She didn't speak English, which is normally fine, but she also wasn't great at nonverbal communication, so I was constantly confused about what she wanted me to do. Anyway, we started the massage and it basically felt like she was just spreading oil on my back. Absolutely no pressure. That lasted maybe 8 minutes before she told me to roll over. She went straight for CG and then Mish. She was so loose, it felt like I was just walking in and out of an open door. I could barely feel anything. I asked for a BJ and she said "too big". I do have some girth, but I know I'm not that big. I think it's just a way for her to flatter me and not do it. I finished and got dressed. Total time from getting undressed to being fully dressed was about 22 minutes. And the whole time, she seemed totally disinterested, like she was a dental hygienist giving me a cleaning. No teasing, no flirting. Nothing. I was pretty pissed, so after I left, I texted the MMS and told her about how short it was and just a generally bad experience. She asked who it was. She apologized and said she would give me $50 off my next visit and Victoria would be gone the next morning. I felt that was fitting and a good response from the MMS. I don't know if she'll really get rid of her or not, but the $50 off is nice. I'll give them another shot because I've generally heard good things about them.

[Ohhi773]

I've been waiting for them to approve my request on Instagram but it's been over a month. How do I get to see the vids for orange?

Text the number on the site and tell them to approve you on IG. Tell her your ig name.

[HappyGardener]

Was in the area so I stopped by around noonish. Spot is right by McDonald's on Lawrence. Parking was okay, meter maids were out.

Drove by there today snd an Amazon delivery guy with a package was ringing the doorbell LOL.

[AyoHell]

It varies by girl but it's on their website top1 spa dot com generally $140 for 30 Mins, $200 for 45 Mins, $300 for 60 Mins.

[Spindoctor414]

Sorry, guys. I went through like 12 pages of posts trying to find an answer, but couldn't find one. Would anyone mind letting me know house fee and tip for a hh or hr at Orange or Perfect with FS? A private message is fine. Thanks in advance.

[Drawers333]

I've been waiting for them to approve my request on Instagram but it's been over a month. How do I get to see the vids for orange?

Yeah, same thing happened to me. Just unrequested and re-request every day until they approve.

[Chicago377]

I've been waiting for them to approve my request on Instagram but it's been over a month. How do I get to see the vids for orange?

I had same issue. I finally messaged the insta page saying I was wondering who was working that I wanted to come in. Then it finally got approved.

[ClayBillClay]

I decided to go with Summer. She is so much prettier in person. The video looks most like her.

Great big C cups. Big nips. Nice curves. I love Asian girls that are slim but have hips.

Her look reminds me of a modern LA Asian girl. Really good BBBJ lots of head motion and some face f'and. She even does the around the world rotation with the D in her mouth. Into 69. Great cg. Great view from doggy. Lazy mish didn't work well for us so she had me do standing mish and I finished in the bag.

She really gets into it. Nice passionate faces and lip biting. More lfk than dfk.B


I recommend.

I've been waiting for them to approve my request on Instagram but it's been over a month. How do I get to see the vids for orange?

[HappyGardener]

For me, most of them have been great the first time you meet them, especially after mention you need a deep tissue. But then the quality of the massage gets worse each time you visit them.

Interested in hearing other recommendations. I prefer a high quality massage with a L1/ L2 ending.

Claire at Enjoy Life spa 1720 w Belmont.