Massage Parlor Reports

**Maunger** · 12-29-24 02:25

Has anyone been to Relaxing Healthland Massage on East Main Street recently? I was just curious if they ever added more MTs or is it still only the one MT that's been there forever (I believe her name is "Nina")? Thanks in advance.

**TheMilkMan13** · 12-28-24 23:35

Originally Posted by TPosu [View Original Post]

I went to see Jen last year after seeing nice reviews. It was NOT the girl in the pictures, she was very nice but nothing special to look at. The girl I saw had wings tatooed on her shoulders and several tats elsewhere. The milking table experience was nice but far from worth the $$. 5 that she charged. I left wishing that I had walked away when meeting her. I was really looking for a beautiful woman and the Jen I saw was pretty (at best) but a bit dumpy. Nice clean appartment and a shower was available afterwards, but the experience was very lacking in my opinion.

She got pregnant and put on some weight during that time. I agree. Before then though she was a legit 9/10.

**BradBen44** · 12-28-24 17:26

Jin Asian Massage (Sun Asian): Great massage, standard happiness.

Angel Massage:Good massage, happy w girls out.

Red Leaves: Ok Massage, mechanical happiness w girls out.

**TPosu** · 12-28-24 16:42

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

Looks like Jen is back. She had some of that nicest natural tits I've ever seen. But then she got pregnant and took a hiatus.

Anyone that sees her, could you let me know how she looks post baby?

Just a FYI for anyone new to her, she's not much for upgrades. You're mostly going for the looks.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nds-31737.html

I went to see Jen last year after seeing nice reviews. It was NOT the girl in the pictures, she was very nice but nothing special to look at. The girl I saw had wings tatooed on her shoulders and several tats elsewhere. The milking table experience was nice but far from worth the $$. 5 that she charged. I left wishing that I had walked away when meeting her. I was really looking for a beautiful woman and the Jen I saw was pretty (at best) but a bit dumpy. Nice clean appartment and a shower was available afterwards, but the experience was very lacking in my opinion.

**Akuma187** · 12-28-24 16:01

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

So there's a different person on the phone now? Huh. Usually, the guy is a real dick. LOL.

I was getting a lot of "honey" and "baby" in the texts. They seem nice. The one I talked to a couple months ago seem to be the guy. They were always "contact me when your ready and you need to book same day".

**OtraVez** · 12-28-24 13:52

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

I feel like the person I was talking to was different than usual. They acted like a woman with how they were addressing me so idk what that was about.

So there's a different person on the phone now? Huh. Usually, the guy is a real dick. LOL.

**TheMilkMan13** · 12-28-24 11:55

Looks like Jen is back. She had some of that nicest natural tits I've ever seen. But then she got pregnant and took a hiatus.

Anyone that sees her, could you let me know how she looks post baby?

Just a FYI for anyone new to her, she's not much for upgrades. You're mostly going for the looks.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nds-31737.html

**TheMilkMan13** · 12-28-24 11:52

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

LOL no I was talking about the phone guy. He was nice? Thats good to know his texting is very course.

I feel like the person I was talking to was different than usual. They acted like a woman with how they were addressing me so idk what that was about.

**RickMann** · 12-28-24 07:58

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

LOL. Why am I obligated to stay? The pictures looked nothing like the girl. The caretaker actually was nice about it.

LOL no I was talking about the phone guy. He was nice? Thats good to know his texting is very course.

**BobRossX** · 12-28-24 01:13

I went once. Wasn't the girl in the pics so I walked out.

I messaged them again a week later and after they said new girl was there.

I went and it was the same one and I walked out again.

She begged me to stay and offered all sorts of free upgrades.

Originally Posted by Goonersquad [View Original Post]

Wow. You just walked out? Hilarious. You'll probably never be allowed inside again but that must have been pretty funny.

**TheMilkMan13** · 12-27-24 22:44

Originally Posted by TPosu [View Original Post]

I think he was referring to the "phone dickhead" not you.

Ah I see that now. My bad.

**TPosu** · 12-27-24 14:18

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

LOL. Why am I obligated to stay? The pictures looked nothing like the girl. The caretaker actually was nice about it.

I think he was referring to the "phone dickhead" not you.

**CBusMonger1** · 12-27-24 12:35

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

LOL. Why am I obligated to stay? The pictures looked nothing like the girl. The caretaker actually was nice about it.

I've done at quarterhorse told them if she wasn't the age they told me I would leave. Said 25 she was around 50. My $ my rules.

**TheMilkMan13** · 12-27-24 11:45

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

That must have pissed off the phone Dickhead.

LOL. Why am I obligated to stay? The pictures looked nothing like the girl. The caretaker actually was nice about it.

**Goonersquad** · 12-27-24 09:26

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

So I went to Riverside for the first time. What am I missing here? I didn't find the girl attractive at all. Yes, she was probably mid-20's but I guess I was expecting at least somewhat attractive not just young. I ended up leaving.

Wow. You just walked out? Hilarious. You'll probably never be allowed inside again but that must have been pretty funny.