Massage Parlor Reports

[FranklySports]

Had a nice visit with Linda. Petite, small Bs, trimmed. Massage was good enough but had little teasing. L2 w /69. No FIV. BYO unless you enjoy saran wrap. Completed the hour with a nice scalp massage. 70 door. 120 tip.

[Jim838]

I've been to relax before and saw ewa. This time I want to get 2 pops in the hour who should I go see Kiki or vivi which one is better looking.

[YuhColoy]

Any Updates on Moon.

Any Updates on Moon.

Any Updates on Moon.

[YuhColoy]

Blossom Spa any good reviews?

Blossom Spa any good reviews?

Blossom Spa any good reviews?

[JaleRoca70]

I don't post all of my sexcapades here, but I've had my share of relax and looking for something different. I've had Eva every which way and she is by far the best. There was one there named Bobo and she was the second best. Vivi nice ass but always CBJ. I've had to have Kiki come in and finish the job a few times for Vivi. Still she is the cutest with the nicest ass. I've been looking for something other than Relax to change it up. A friend just told me about a place on lakes street in Itasca that he says is good, but I don't trust him cause he is a cheap mf and never will pay more than 120 tops. Oki spa, been there twice. Nice location but I'll pass. Never been to Lanes. I guess the problem is that at relax, you know what you're getting. But like others, I feel like I need something new.

[Mikejpfil]

Lulu's face looks like a mixture of Asian & Latina (very exotic). Huge double-d knockers and a curvy dump trunk ass. Seemed very outgoing.

For context. I got introduced to her after spending time with Amy on her ultima nocturne. (For info on Amy see my review on this thread in December).

Other info: Lineup is just Lulu and new cute girl (don't know name) along with a sprinkle of Momo every now and then (sporadic schedule, maybe by appt. Only?) Kelly comes back in April 2025. Amy returns May 2025. I asked about one of my favs, Jessica, but MMS did not know her 2025 return date. That's all I got, Fellas. Peace.

[BassMan1989]

Hadn't been to Relax for a while. Last 2-3 times REALLY enjoyed KiKi. Went last Thursday afternoon. KiKi not there so drew WeWe for an hour. Good, but little disappointed compared to Ewa and Kiki. "Ok" massage, no TS (which I like. Gives me chance to "warm up" before the main event). WeWe laid down with me after massage and we had made it clear what I wanted- was pretty playful. Seemed to really enjoy DATY (prbly good acting) then into 69- but covered. That was first disappointment. Then CG, Mish with her legs over my shoulders, and K9. Finished me with CBJ while more 69 (62 yr old little me wasn't quite cooperating). OK. But will def ask for KiKi or ewa in future. Had no issues being at attention for either of them. May need to try IVY in Lombard for a total switch up. Haven't been there for 4-5 yrs.

[MickSwagger]

Late report:

Went to Relax about 4 or 5 times the past few months.

Had this tiny young asian girl I forgot her name coco or kiki I think.

She was great. Did a 3 sum with her, another time a 2 pop, etc.

She let me pound her a few times.

Last visit she got all pissy when I pulled her hair.

She stopped talking to me and just layed there like a dead fish on purpose.

So I pounded away to finish and then she walked out the room.

I got dressed and left.

Not going back ever.

Ill stick to the motel latinas they are wilder and cheaper.

[FranklySports]

I'm probably going to make a L2 visit this week and was thinking NV or Pure. Any recommendations on who I should or shouldn't see at either.

DM if you wish.

Thanks in advance.

[Jasper Newton]

I'm not in the area very often anymore and was driving through close to close, so I decide to stop in for something quick. Ask for Ewa, no go. She's busy. Ok. Draw Jojo. She assures me "I'm good!" So I decide to TOFTT.

What a mistake.

Since it was 10 til 9 I opted for the half hour and am face up when she comes in so she knows what I'm there for. Starts to tease. So far so good. Then it goes downhill.

Wants a cover for BJ. Kind of standoffish. Disrobes and asks for $ for a standard finish with zero massage because she's naked and allowing roaming. GTFOH. I get up and starts to get dressed. She insists I stay and asks me how much. I begrudgingly offer 60 and she accepts. Bust quick and get out of there while she scolds be because what I got "should be 100".

I usually have great luck and get excellent mileage at MPs. Avoid at all costs.

[Phloverno6]

Ok all you mongers out there. TOFTT at Relax.

It was late on a snowy night and I called ahead to reserve KiKi. She was on vacation and I asked for ViVi. OK they said. I was going to be there around 8:30 pm. Pulled up to the back but had to walk around to the front, walked in and was asked to come around the divider. As I started to walk through the hallway, I was met by Ewa, ViVi and a new girl "Ann". They informed me that ViVi was on her period and to take Ewa. So here is the question I ask all of you.

I was there a couple of seeks ago (RTFF) and ViVi also had her period then as well.

I wonder if their pussies get tired from all the F'and and are not interested late at night.

So I was going to walk out, felt like a bait and switch. But they pushed the newbie on me "Ann" she was standing in the room doorway with me and grabbing me through my clothes and letting me feel her nipples of her B size tiddies as I was deciding to stay or not. The little head decided to take a chance because I'm a monger without prejudice, it's been a long time since I TOFTT.

Here are the details. She said she has been there for a few days. Ended up blowing in her hand as we were in 69 position.

5'1":

Face - 4/10.

Body - 6/10 nice tiddies, small ass (they all look good in their tight dresses).

Massage - 5/10 (too hard and no real pressure).

TS - 5/10 (wanted me to lay on the table before it was warmed up, no teasing but cleaned all the crevices well).

BBBJ, DATY, Mich, ACG, RCG, 69.

No. FIV, FIA, Rimming, 69 (no sucking just tongue).

House - . 65.

Tip - $. 40.

As I'm walking to the back door. There is Ewa and she stops to hug me and as we are hugging she says in my ear that she misses me and I slide my had over her ass to reach under her dress and she is wearing nothing, I proceed to reach further to her pussy and she allows me to FIV for a couple of seconds. It was wet as usual.

These MTs know how to F'ck with our minds.

Stay Safe You Filthy Animals!

[Mikejpfil]

I went to Relax last week. I ended up with Mocha. She told me there are only 5 girls working there now. Ewa, Vivi, Mocha, Kiki, and Coco. The other girls left or quit. I got introduced to Coco. Will try her next but Ewa is definitely the most fun.

Damn. I'm sorry that I missed out on Haiti. Looks like she's no longer available, but she looked cute and promising from the one encounter I had with her. A lot of good MT's at Relax which is prolly why this is inconsequential, but I would have loved to hear additional intel on her or experienced it myself. Long live Vivi, Kiki, and Ewa.

[Ohboy]

Went last Sunday, and had kiki. I can't really give any new information, except to say, WOW. Great attitude always makes me feel like she really enjoys our visits. BBBJ in shower room, then back in our room when she dry's me off. Wants to have fun before massage, which is ok with me.

Really good massage after the deed. While I was getting dressed, she used her phone to tell me there is a therapist on Mon. And Tues. That specializes in elder massage. Not sure how that is different, or if it is even a woman. Could be male therapist. Might try it, if the fun part is one of the woman. A good legit massage is hard to find.

On a final note, When I arrived I was shown to my room by Sophie. She also came back and took my door fee. On the way out of the room, she turned, shook her nice round ass, and tossed her hair back with a smile. She is well endowed so I might give her a try, unless anyone has a bad report about her.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

After trying to venture out to another Spa, further from me in the Suburbs, and experiencing a mishap there, I needed a sure-thing, and that brought me back to Relax Spa in lovely Glen Ellyn. I walked in and was greeted by someone I had never seen before. She was a cute MILF, didn't get her name, but I asked for Kiki and they told me she's out on Holiday.

Then I asked for Vivi (had her several times before and she remembered me) and she came out scantily clad in a towel and greeted me with a kiss. She took me to the room for more kissing before she left to go shower up. She came back and I immediately started kissing her while she helped me undress. The foreplay was great with this one. She laid on the table rubbing herself while moaning. It was like a scene from phub. She wiped down junior and began uncovered BJ. She positioned herself for 69 and she tasted so sweet. Must have ate for 7-10 minutes and almost came from that. She put the rubber on and started sensually riding. After about 5 minutes we switched to doggy and I couldn't hold it in anymore. Filled the bag with what seemed like a pint of seamen (hyperbole). She told me I'm the only customer that she allows tongue kissing (sure.) We had about 30 minutes left into the hour session and she asked if I wanted a massage. I said "No. You should rest" to which she giggled and began cuddling with me occasionally kissing my neck and shoulder making slurping noises. After about 15 minutes she began stroking me and noticed that jr. Was hard again. She giggled and signaled "two" with her hand and I nodded in approval. She got the oil and stroked in a "tornado-ish" movement. She then switched to the standard grip and positioned herself so that I could suck on her big titties. I gloriously came again splattering giz all over her hand and my tummy. She cleaned us up and I was filled with dopamine. She helped me get dressed (buttoning up my shirt, etc.) as we kissed some more. GFE at it's finest.

Vivi. Cute face, amazing body. Big c tits (natural) and cute bubble-butt that tasted great. A+ service. $65 / hour (and it was a full hour); none of that $80 for 50 minutes bullshit at Lanes. Because it is the holiday season and it was within my means and b / c I had an amazing time considering the bad morning I was having, I offered to donate $200. Her reaction was "This is too much, please no. " Can you believe that? Melted my heart. I insisted she keep it and even handed her the $15 change from the $80 I gave for the hourly fee. She put it in my pocket and told me to buy something to eat (she noticed my stomach growling earlier when we were cuddling). What a Babe.

Side note: I was saddened to learn that Relax Spa will be open on Christmas Day LOL. I felt bad for these MTs. Most Spas in the area will be closed. If you are feeling lonely on Christmas Day, this could be an option. Treat Vivi well. She deserves it.

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Mongers!

Been going back and forth with here and Lanes as the GFE is better than any listcrawler girl can ever give you for a better price. I'm also fond of Vivi and that magnificent ass of hers, she's gives a great GFE like BJ although I've never had it bare, a little jelly, and that puss tastes delicious. Will make me stand in front of the mirror to watch her sucking me off porn star style. Always blow my load hard with her like It's my first time. Went the other day and was met by Ewa who knew I was there for Vivi but was busy so ended up with her. What a great time as well BBBJ not the jackhammer BJ but nice slow sucking slapping it on her tongue sucking on my balls and licking the taint I could have blown right there but managed to hold on. Was so turned on got up and she said you fuck me now rode on top of me then switched to doggie with her giving me her hands as I held them and pounded her and blew in the bag. Always ask me about my status and usually tell them I'm divorced not looking for girlfriend just good time. Once had her and Kiki in the room sharing my cock when I had Kiki blew my load with her and Ewa ask me to fuck her bit didn't have additional funds and she was ok with it.

[Englee]

I went to Relax last week. I ended up with Mocha. She told me there are only 5 girls working there now. Ewa, Vivi, Mocha, Kiki, and Coco. The other girls left or quit. I got introduced to Coco. Will try her next but Ewa is definitely the most fun.