Massage Parlor Reports

[Ivysballoons]

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

[PriscillaM]

I have got to stop going to 15** westwood. The place is everything I abhor;.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23361217.html

1. Shitter. I would probably be instabanned if I really said what I think about mongers who rely on MP poopers. However, I have from time to time not planned ahead and had to make potty (never #2, I would cancel if that came up). The bathroom here has no paper towels, and the doorknob is missing. There is more privacy in a san quentin yard porta potty than this place.

2. Smell. I have never had a joint. I have never smoked a cigarette. Call me a normie but how can you operate a place of business that smells like a conversion van at a nomad festival. I have warned management and they have not even purchase a fucken incense or a plug in.

3. Tattoos. Every fucken girl here has tattoos that bend spacetime. The one I just banged had a name on her ass.

4. Tood. The girls here are on so much narcotics that they simply cannot transact normally. It affects everything. The girl I just banged was at 260 for VIP. If I could nut with her ass standing in a condom on a fucken massage table, I probably could figure out quantum entanglement. So when I could not get to tomorrowland, I asked to be beaten off. The room has a "milking hole" in the table to put your dick in, and she wanted 50 dollars more to get under the table an milk me like a holstein. After that bullshit attempt at upsell, after we fooked, she gaive me her number, like I would ever call her.

In any event, I fooked violet and she is a hefty messican with absurd eyebrows, and make up, she looked like a clown on soft white underbelly. She says to me it is only missionary or "backshot" - I was like what the fuck is backshot. She says it is apparently tik tok for doggie style. "backshot"? I am dead.

[PriscillaM]

Tina is even hotter than Sophie with more passionate service. And no stinky snatch! I resisted DATY so I don't lick PriscillaM dick sweat.

Really sad that her last day is 12/30, I'm a little in love, this is bad In Chinese monger terms we call this, meaning the ship got you dizzy.

She did mention that some white fellow monger brought out a fucking English list of services like a fucking restaurant menu and tried to order stuff. I hope that's not you Priscilla.

The plans you refer to were not rendered by me. Glad to see someone with a working amigdala took my advice and banged tina. I did her twice and I came perilously close to poking my circumcised tongue inro her nee how nanny nanny. The second time in doggy I kissed her because she was letting me really ram her like a runaway semi on the grapevine.

I do not know if I could do her a third time. That would almost make me human.

[JohnWu0079]

Tina is even hotter than Sophie with more passionate service. And no stinky snatch! I resisted DATY so I don't lick PriscillaM dick sweat.

Really sad that her last day is 12/30, I'm a little in love, this is bad In Chinese monger terms we call this, meaning the ship got you dizzy.

She did mention that some white fellow monger brought out a fucking English list of services like a fucking restaurant menu and tried to order stuff. I hope that's not you Priscilla.

OK I can't wait to see how you guys ruin this one for me. The fiasco that was the Thai masturbation tech in Westwood who you guys called texted and otherwise harassed for days on end resulted in her blocking me and me being relegated to have to wonder what is going on at Goldfinger down below where I have also been banned.

In any event I texted over to Red Lantern and finally received the much desired and needed return text with the lineup of sendie candy and Tina with the advisement that candy would be to my liking.

I asked what in the living fuck was wrong with their phone and they said there was something wrong with the phone number. I suppose they are on the same T-Mobile plan as I am. I asked if they were busy and she said other than some smoke coming out of the girl's pussies from extreme pounding during the lunch rush, they were fine..

[UfGators1990]

Travelling here next weekend. Any recommendations for L1-L3 play?

[Miscreant]

I'm talking about the one on Robertson.

PM me if you guys have any intel about anything. Happy to trade.

Don't really feel like visiting multiple times to find a provider I like. But If I do I will report.

There isn't much info out there but it seems like it has potential for a younger hotter provider.

[PriscillaM]

I will comment separately at the doggerel posted adversely to the holy red lantern, but for now, I pronounce as follows:

In the name of Brooklyn (DVNH), st. Ono (ginja circa 2006), and st. Zara (8155 circa 2019), I give Tina at Red Lantern the right to lick my gooch and kiss me afterwards".

Tina can now say, I am a jedi like joanna and joy at spa covid before me.

Rise Jedi.

[Vulva Nut]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVRZV35AZjSyBPos9?g_st=ic

Went to Acupuncture this morning around 10:00. Spent time with Coco, who is the most attractive girl I've seen there. Mid 20's, very thin with nice legs, and amazing tits. I didn't ask if they were real, but I'm guessing they're fake cause they're just too perfect. Hard to say for sure though. They felt real to me. Love the BBBJ and Nuru style body glides. Opted for FS and wasn't disappointed. Will definitely see her again. Said she will be here until the 30th.

Great. Prob better in the SGV thread.

[FreeDsr13]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVRZV35AZjSyBPos9?g_st=ic

Went to Acupuncture this morning around 10:00. Spent time with Coco, who is the most attractive girl I've seen there. Mid 20's, very thin with nice legs, and amazing tits. I didn't ask if they were real, but I'm guessing they're fake cause they're just too perfect. Hard to say for sure though. They felt real to me. Love the BBBJ and Nuru style body glides. Opted for FS and wasn't disappointed. Will definitely see her again. Said she will be here until the 30th.

[CumSquat]

I appreciate all of the thoughtful commentary on Red Lantern in Culver City so went to try it myself.

It never looks open and there is no signage, so you have to hit the buzzer a few times before someone will come to the door.

The plus side of this is that you can recreate the K-girl scene 10-15 years ago when FS would set you back only about $250.

The bad side is that mongers repeatedly hit the buzzer throughout your session and your masseuse (mine was "Cindy") will repeatedly leave the room to grant other mongers admittance and take their cash.

Some strange monger behavior was seen on the CCTV surveillance screen prominently dangling from my massage room hall. For example, one monger seemed to be trying to situate himself behind a screen door near the front entrance to lay in wait for someone, like the prelude to a monger horror story. Even Cindy was commenting on it: "Why?" I could not opine.

Two stars.

[BadAssViking73]

El Segundo. If anyone has info on this please let me know. I may do some recon and let you all know. It looks like a clean place but they are on bedpage so hoping for something dirty.

What is bedpage? Something like rubmap?

[MassMe]

El Segundo. If anyone has info on this please let me know. I may do some recon and let you all know. It looks like a clean place but they are on bedpage so hoping for something dirty.

[PriscillaM]

OK I can't wait to see how you guys ruin this one for me. The fiasco that was the Thai masturbation tech in Westwood who you guys called texted and otherwise harassed for days on end resulted in her blocking me and me being relegated to have to wonder what is going on at Goldfinger down below where I have also been banned.

In any event I texted over to Red Lantern and finally received the much desired and needed return text with the lineup of sendie candy and Tina with the advisement that candy would be to my liking.

I asked what in the living fuck was wrong with their phone and they said there was something wrong with the phone number. I suppose they are on the same T-Mobile plan as I am. I asked if they were busy and she said other than some smoke coming out of the girl's pussies from extreme pounding during the lunch rush, they were fine.

I roll in around nightfall. The church across the street seems to be having a recreation of the nativity because I saw the baby Jesus and Donny Osmond. There were more Christians walking around then at 2 for one days at cracker barrel.

Anyhow, I text over and said I'd like to come through the side door rather than humiliate myself in front of the entire Lutheran Synod at the front door. Mamasan texts back and says that they are not busy. I was about to walk up to the side door when a monger walks out of the side door to his BMW parked right flipping flush against the side gate.

Guys read your sheets or I'm going to call on Pete, on base percentage is what's important, oh I digress. Guys if you keep parking your cars right next to Red Lantern the neighbors are going to complain because take it from me, I am not a certified realtor, but nothing makes property values go down from zero to Nicaragua faster than a straight out bordello on the corner.

There is no reason that you can't do like some of the mongers on sawtelle do and park across the street or five cars down and get some decent exercise walking up to the front door (not that anybody like me would have posted a 60 day stop taking showers with mongers or quit notice on the front door at Sawtelle, I would never do that). Well, this monger hopped into his BMW and lit out for the territories. I ring the door and the door is opened by a hot young Asian that would rate a 9. 5 on the hot young Asian forum with guys having their fucking cars detailed on Sawtelle to get in to do this girl. She is Tina. Tina is thin there is no hanging skin and her little booty has some minor stretch marks I believe her titties \are fake they're kind of that like lifeless just hanging there things but decent nipples you could hand a medieval prison key ring on.

Tina is the dream body for me. Bony ankles, knobby knees, a thigh gap, no hanging skin at the elbow, a pronounced collarbone, and SpongeBob SquarePants arms. I asked what was her name and she said she is Tina so obviously this was not the candy recommended to me but I was fine. She walked me to the big room that is for VIP mongers such as myself that have enough money to pay for the hour experience which is $70.00 as opposed to 50 meaning I did one hour or more at the fish counter at Vons.

She leaves me alone for a little bit I get undressed and the lights are on rather fierce in this room not quite like a Ralph's freezer section but I would have liked to learn to operate a dimmer in the Ivy League school I went to. She comes back in and she does a semi hard pathetic useless massage and tells me that she does not speak much English she does some tickling and then goes and gets the hot towel which was barely hot. I have lodged a complaint with the Better Business Bureau on this point.

She then continues rubbing near my anal orifice and is grabbing my nuts like she is trying to get an avocado from the bottom of the produce aisle. I don't wait for her to signal a turnover I simply do and she continues to do me dirty by pawing at me she grabs my Lenovo pen and she is wearing a mini skirt with black panties and puts those panties aside to let me see the most heavenly Bush since Moses at mount horeb.

She then starts the negotiation with ends with me offering 160 and paying. She leaves to get various medical supplies including lactated ringers and a condom. She comes back and immediately gets naked she did a rather moderate alcohol rubbed down of my penor leaving only my tuckass not burning from alcohol.

She then proceeds to assume the 69 position and goes down on me like she is a $1 billion national campaign for president. It was pretty intense and her hey nanny nanny was right in my face. Now although I'm not usually one to complain this girl could benefit from a couple sessions of bleaching she is dark all through and through although I have to admit she has an incredible front lawn and side lawn, and her pusssy did not smell like the dumpster at the back of a long John silver, which is sometimes the case for women on private delights. Tina has a little b. O. , but it is hot as fuck as ig brings out the animal in me, whatever that means.

I did not dine at the YMCA but it is very clear that if you guys are into this she is down for an all you can eat at the sushi bar. She also has no problem kissing, another pasttime that I passed on due to the fact that she was putting my dick and and balls just about in her trachea. She actually does that thing where she kind of ingests your balls and plays a newtons experiment with them. I do not really like that so I warned her not to I then turned her around and she did some rather fierce oral facing me. Then I said let's do some horizontal culver city. I had her lay down and she is not super tight but in certain missionary positions she has the ability to clench back when you flex inside her which is very exciting and brings out the animal in me.

She commented that it was interesting to see me flex inside her poonvag she did not say that in so many words but she made a little motion with her index finger. I did about 3 varieties of Lutheran and played the grunfeld against her D4.

We then went to doggy and in doggy her pussy much tighter but she does not funk back as much as some of the other girls. She did let me get into flat doggy and urban cowboy doggy where I almost finished I came close on three occasions and then called no joy. I pulled out but she insisted on riding me for a while which was OK it's just that I think that that position only works if the girl can kind of do it in a modified baseball catcher stance which she was not that good at. However, looking at her wild hibiscus Bush, I was in a little space of heaven.

She finally got off and I mentioned that I would like to be manhandled bare and took off the party hat. She proceeded to blow me and jerked me off and was jerking me off while she was sucking my nipples and I nutted within 3 to 4 mm of her face. She was impressed and thankfully did not call me honey, baby, Superman, or degenerate.

She proceeded to clean me up although I am very sensitive both emotionally and physically on my penor after, so I did some self-serve which is only 3. 89 a gallon now at most independent stations.

I rolled out saw another girl on the way out who looked like a genetic experiment who I would not buck if she was on Sawtelle without a 60 day notice at the door. I am pretty much sure I ran into a monger who yet again parked right next door in a Land Rover and so I busted out and walked the other way away from my car.

If you guys show up here please do not say can I see Tina the girl whose asshole needs colorectal bleaching, just ask for Tina and say oh I play poker with this guy who claims to know what he's doing at a fish counter in other words be discreet.

Happy lunar new year.

[SeanHeckler]

Unfortunately, told today that Bailey has left. If anybody has contact info or knows if she has appeared elsewhere, DM me.

After getting some DM from trusted member here decided to check it out.

Originally wanted Bailey but her visitor came and the weird part is I was about to see her when they open but had car problem so eventually got to the spa around 2 pm.

By the time I got there her period came so all you monger who creampie her you can breath as she is not pregnant LOL!

Saw Kelly Latina and Mia Chinese was there there was another Asian that I didn't meet as she is busy with a monger.

Mia is sexy she had DD which she claim natural I really don't know how to tell so I'll take her work for it but if you guys that saw can chime in I would be interested in knowing because they "look real and the are spectacular" (Seinfeld reference).

Anyway pay $70 for 1 hour and also found out 30 minutes is $50.

Tip is $200 for 1 hour and 150 for 30 minutes.

I'm weak so I only brought enough to cover as I didn't want to do BB at a parlor so offer Mia $150 and she said yes but next time bring $180.

Service is pretty much MP script massage for 10 min the. Flip them BBBJ then cover on then mish which is too much watching her DD bounce around.

Then doggy watching her tits away with the side mirror was too much and busy in the cover she clean me up then gave me more massage unti

The time is over. Will be back for sure.

[PriscillaM]

What's the pass or whatever to get a response from red lantern?

I text, no response.

I call, Mama says she'll text over info. Nothing.

Best to just walk-in?

I posted on this I fear something terrible has happened as if millions of mongers cried out in terror were suddenly silenced.