Escort Reports

[KeyKing7]

Merry Christmas, mongers. Hope everyone's eating well (figuratively and literally).

I'm coming to you all with a question. I've provided reviews for providers in the past, some good and some bad, but have always striven to be as honest as possible based on my experiences at that time. This particular one, Ryann, has been on my wishlist for a long, long time. I've never bitten the bullet because I've always stuck to the "anything identifying irl is too much information" advice. Unfortunately, she will only accept DL and LinkedIn / business verification. If she didn't, she probably would have been one of the first providers I would have reached out to.

I don't recall any recent reviews on her here, so I'm hoping some gentlemen have had the pleasure of experiencing her company, and if so, would be willing to provide your recommendation whether the experience was worth it or not. If it helps, the price is of no concern to me. Any and all feedback is appreciated. If you prefer to DM, mine are open. Happy holidays yall.

https://tryst.link/escort/ryannxoxo

[Deidarahyuga]

I have scheduled a 2 hour date with her, and wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks or advice on what she is like. I will be reporting back soon with the experience.

I want to schedule with her. But I saw the gangbangs and had to go with that.

[Bush Baby]

for example, a hard to find straight-off-the-boat Indian still wearing her sari, an indigenous S. American Kayapo villager, a Rohingyan refugee, a still slim/thin midget or something equivalently rare. https://www.moongirlsshow.com/modellist/minori.

Those are definitely hard to come by especially here in the you. S; as is a full blooded Native American or Aborigine provider.

Mira told me she was half but I suspect it got lost in translation in that she meant she's full Korean that was born and raised in Russian, as noted by her strong Russian accent.

[LowerBackPain]

I agree. Those rates are absolutely criminal and she needs a reality check. Upon scrolling down to the rates, I had to ask myself would I pay that for what qualifies as a Unicorn (for example, a hard to find straight-off-the-boat Indian still wearing her sari, an indigenous S. American Kayapo villager, a Rohingyan refugee, a still slim/thin midget or something equivalently rare). Not likely. Further, Mira looks fully Korean and no part mixed Russian. Now Minori's previous photos (now removed) showed her to be closer to a little W girl. This replacement set were posted to accentuate her Asian attributes after a few people commented. https://www.moongirlsshow.com/modellist/minori.

This half Korean half Russian is completely overpriced. She's cute but not as attractive as her pics which were likely taken several years ago. CBJ, No Kissing. Rushed me to finish because she said my size was too intense. One of the few times in recent years I've felt ripped off. Total buyers remorse. For her donation I could have fucked two Tysons Asians. Friendly but a sad sack in the bedroom. Save your money. https://tryst.link/escort/mira-504

[Gmusl2004]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...966/5714309981

Went with her for an hour today. Only speaks Spanish. Looks great, tall (5'9) and very touchy. Not a fan of the fake stuff but her ass looked and felt better than most. Unfortunately only offers CBJ but other than that great $$ spent.

She's leaving on the 30th.

What's her rate? And what part of Alexandria is she in? I really wish they'd specify; it can be 20-30 minutes between the west side of Alexandria and the Rt 1 corridor. More, during rush hour.

[Worst Nightmare]

Just saw Cherry. Very much as described here. I had read the recent posts and took a chance. No popo in parking lot or on floor so went for it. First time with here and enjoyed it. I usually go a little higher end, but went for it.

She said a lady down the hall had a heart attack on Sunday.

[HappyEMassage]

I have scheduled a 2 hour date with her, and wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks or advice on what she is like. I will be reporting back soon with the experience.

[Bush Baby]

I first met Nicky when she was hosting in College Park in 2020 (search Nicky; report #11721 for pics and review). She has a ton of pictures online. I normally don't venture that far, but it was well worth the trip. She's a little unpolished, but still cute as a button. She was a lot of fun, great in bed and was t-I-g-h-t. She travels all over and has made a couple quick stops here since then. She was back here in Arlington at the beginning of the month. It was very easy to set up an appointment. When I got there, she asked if I could wait five minutes. Sure. Then I saw her walk outside to smoke a cigarette and use her phone. She then texted back and said she was travelling with another girl, and the roommate was in session with someone, and if I could wait a bit more. After the fifteen-minute mark, I just left. Ten minutes later, I'm halfway home and I get the text if I am still around. I told her that I had only a small window of opportunity and had to leave. I don't think I would have had as good a time as before and suspected I would be rushed out so her roommate wouldn't be stuck outside freezing her ass off. Oh well. Next time. Keep an eye out, and if you manage to set up an appointment when she is solo, you'll have a good time.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...-/006681080174

A midget is on my to do list for 2025.

[Bush Baby]

This half Korean half Russian is completely overpriced. She's cute but not as attractive as her pics which were likely taken several years ago. CBJ, No Kissing. Rushed me to finish because she said my size was too intense. One of the few times in recent years I've felt ripped off. Total buyers remorse. For her donation I could have fucked two Tysons Asians. Friendly but a sad sack in the bedroom. Save your money.

https://tryst.link/escort/mira-504

[PlanTwoStan]

Fire & LE visits that spot from time to time. Once I was there they were 2 doors down and I was with Cherry (for a full very nice complete session). See post #20248. Just b / c in parking lot or even on floor doesn't mean Cherry or other ACS girls involved.

I saw the uncleleo on parking lot.

And 1 setting on third floor hall, I don't know the reason, but I left, believe it or no.

[BubbleBobble]

In short:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/180589495

'Valentina' (black and blue).

Some anjoy is good, some is bad.

This is one very bad to the point it's the 2nd worst I've had from them.

Seems the up and coming has the 2nd floor of shoppers way, while anjoy still uses the first.

Standard rates, standard communication.

Get the room, I knock. Nothing. Wait 30 seconds, knock again, nothing. Text them saying "I'm here, I knocked". Hear two ladies down the hall having a loud conversation in spanish.

(Hmm what the odds / s).

Sorry, other girl. Next room over.

Go to the room where the loud conversation is happening. Now normally I would have left, but I had thought I'd seen this one before. From my experince the petite providers (not just because it's my preference) have better attitudes.

One girl walks out and goes down the hall, kinda thicc, kinda short, kinda. Interested? But they leave the door open since she's hiding behind it.

Has some acne (doesn't bother me) and looks like the photos without makeup. Baggy sweats, baggy hoodie, hoping that it looks better once it's off.

Give the donation, go to undress and wash my hands. She's sitting on the bed with waist down off, sweater still on texting with the hat in hand.

(Oh it's going to be one of those providers, I tell myself).

Ask if she's ready, starts to put the hat on and I go to feel around.

"No, need tip".

Bro idk when they started making touching the goods an extra but holy.

I didn't bring extra so I say, "maybe next time".

Below average CBJ, so I skip it.

Onto mish, she's trying to use her thighs to limit how much I can work with.

Lady, I am not that big, either relax and let me do my thing or switch to cg if you want to be in control. (which funny enough I asked if she wanted cg and said no).

Not really working so I ask for k9, a couple minutes go by and she's dead silent looking at me.

Stops me for a moment "Good?" I'm very confused because no I'm not done. So I point at junior "No. " and keep going.

She reminds me "okay but it's only 15 min", It's been like 6 tops.

I focus up, fill the bag, she rolls over slides her panties back on, and goes back to her phone. And then the smell hits me.

I had to shower before I wrote this review because I genuinely felt disgusted by the smell and the fact she doesn't even wipe herself and goes back to texting.

I dress myself, doesn't offer to help or hand me clothes. I go to leave and she stops me. "I need money".

I tell her "I gave, you have".

I empty my pockets showing I legit do not have any money on me. She goes to her drawer by the nightstand, grabs my donation.

"This you?" I say, "Yes". She counts it out again to make sure it's still the same thing I gave her. It is.

She says okay, I say bye and leave.

As bad as this was (and I'm not trying to rant or yap because I feel like have a habit of that here, but even a bad review is still a way to help people gauge a provider) I'm just glad I'm not involved in the "Cherry issue" (I'm not sure if that's true, which if it is that's a shame.).

[PasoDelRey1742]

I saw the uncleleo on parking lot.

And 1 setting on third floor hall, I don't know the reason, but I left, believe it or no.

[LowerBackPain]

On a Sunday? UncleLEO is cumbersome and riddled with red tape. It's been generally accepted that sting operations don't occur on weekends as they require a lot of departmental coordination.

1 in parking lot and another 1 setting on third floor hall.

[Sal9969]

I just saw a few recent post about got busted, and the name Cherry. I planned to make an appointment with Cherry in Springfield this weekend, can someone clarify if she got busted or what this post mean. The original post said le on cherry. I'm def not trying to get busted on my first visit.

[Member #6802]

I got the urge to have fun with a smaller tits new friend.

Any recommendations for a lady who isn't big up top? Ideally, looking for a lady with A or B, maybe smaller C cup boobs / chest in or near Woodridge but open to traveling along I95 corridor.

DM if you prefer.

TIA.