Massage Parlor Reports

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[Bvrpdx]

I rarely look at TNAB anymore, but was checking out the ads today and came across this one. Has anyone seen her? Good reviews and a fair price. I'll be trying her when I get a chance.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...94%A5.2955961/

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I rarely look at TNAB anymore, but was checking out the ads today and came across this one. Has anyone seen her? Good reviews and a fair price. I'll be trying her when I get a chance.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...94%A5.2955961/

[Tungsten99]

Been a while since I stopped in. Had some young, very attractive girls in the past, so I decide to try again to see if I could find another one.

Was greeted by an attractive familiar looking woman around 40 - I think she said her name was Heather. I had my heart set on someone younger and was about to turn around and leave when she saw my hesitation, said 2 girls working and called out for the other one. She was a bit younger and kind of interesting looking so I went with her.

Paid for 30, had some massage, mostly her with her top pulled down rubbing her bolt-ons on my back.

On the flip I asked for boom-boom but she said it was that time of month and offered oral. I said OK for 80, and she countered with 200 for her giving BJ and getting the first one in for boom-boom. I agreed.

She left and returned with "Heather" and a condom and they both went to work on me, both taking turns sucking (covered) and then Heather climbed on and rode for a bit while period girl stuck her bolt-ons in my face. After a while I just had them give me a 4-hand HJ to finish. I was in there for about an hour.

So I had an AMP duo for 250 total and it was really just OK. Would have preferred spending 200 for FS just 1 younger, more attractive girl.

[BeavertronDoug]

So many reddit threads its hard to find your link. Likely someone in the neighborhood is the one who put that there. I would not worry about it. Too many bad other things happening for the Cops to be harassing the massage places too much.

Lmfao Portland cops won't even show up for car accidents anymore unless someone does, reports of armed robbery in progress they might show up in an hour or two. If you think Portland police are putting notes on your windshield and recording your license plate number because you parked in front of a massage parlor that may or may not offer consensual handjobs, then I've got a bridge to sell you.

Classic neighborhood Karen pretending to be the police.

[BluePineapple]

Been "mongering" around trying to join ya'll in these endeavors. There's definitely a lot of misses but, I'm here to share.

Think I found the CT girl version in a parlor.

Been texting the number and trying to get ahold of a time with Lucy wasn't the easiest task due to availability.

Not knowing what to expect, I walked into the lobby and got greeted by this pretty looking Asian gal. One of the most bubbly people I've come across in this industry, strong wifey material vibes. Even the way she asked if I wanted a massage sounded cute. Ya'll can't roast me yet, until you experienced it. I swear she can melt your heart faster than a fat kid could inhale chocolate cake.

Once we were alone in the room, I settled for half an hour due to my plans later that day and handed over the donation. She leaves the room as I got myself situated.

I believed I blinked and she's on the top of my back applying pressure on areas. I've probably moaned like I've been deprived of what it's like be well taken care of.

At this point, I'm sure she figured I wasn't LE. I asked her for a standard HE finish and I'm glad I did, because I don't think I would of lasted long at all the way she smiled back. Trying to stay strong.

Maybe I'm a bit fresh to the scenery but, on the flip I had top notch view comparable to arriving at a Costco when there's a parking spot available right near the entrance.

She grabbed little junior with some of the softest hands manufacted by charming ultra soft and began to drill for oil like gas is at $10 a gallon. Her busty top doesn't help one bit. The machine starts to overheat and was quickly met with a warm moist towel. After an exchange of light laughter, she left again to tidy up.

Thanks to some of ya'll who brought this up earlier on the board. I'm glad I pulled the trigger. Let's treat her right so she can stick around for longer or, at least until another new talent shows up in town.

[MyDude626]

I am new to this site so idk if I am allowed to post links to ads with address but I saw that Hillsboro has a new place. The ad doesn't really give much info. Has anyone been there?

[Kinksty]

Yuck. What led you to that place to begin with?

The ladies at Love Spa were busy, I spotted that place as I was headed home and thought maybe I'd get lucky. I didn't.

[Urlboffer]

Near Powell and 80th next to Bucket Brigade.

Went in, smelled like cigs inside, waited and heard coughing inside, lady came to the door coughing and had a deep raspy voice, sounded sick. Said "you want massage?" I said "you sound sick" she said "only a little, come in. " I did not take her offer.

She looked 40-50, heavy pancake makeup tall and wide. Was wearing a sheer teal teddy, saw the saggers.

Pass pass pass.

Yuck. What led you to that place to begin with?

[Kinksty]

Near Powell and 80th next to Bucket Brigade.

Went in, smelled like cigs inside, waited and heard coughing inside, lady came to the door coughing and had a deep raspy voice, sounded sick. Said "you want massage?" I said "you sound sick" she said "only a little, come in. " I did not take her offer.

She looked 40-50, heavy pancake makeup tall and wide. Was wearing a sheer teal teddy, saw the saggers.

Pass pass pass.

[Sancho1999]

Running an errand in the area stopped in to get a look at her. She is attractive but also looks familiar to me, wondering if she works somewhere else. So you had to finish yourself off by hand? You typed DIY finish. 200 total?

Yes to all, DIY by choice. It was a very good experience she was very eager to please and totally DTF.

I will return.

[Joepdx]

Croso posted on Vancouver. I go to Mei Mei frequently but only get a granny for a decent massage and standard ending. There have been reviews mentioning younger staff and more activities. I don't have access a keyword search on RM lists it for BBBJ and because. Many more names under rreviews. Anyone able to provide details or confirm?

If you see a granny at Mei Mei or anywhere else, just turn around and leave. Eventually they will quit sending them.

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I don't have a current RM account, but when I did, as recent as a few months ago, Mei Mei is one with all the clues indicating fake reviews. One clue is frequent and consistent reviews. You can see this even without a membership. The second clue is that the reviews are all favorable. The last is all the girls are young and beautiful.

If you're happy with what you get when you go there, that's all that matters, but don't expect any insight from the RM reviews.

Croso posted on Vancouver. I go to Mei Mei frequently but only get a granny for a decent massage and standard ending. There have been reviews mentioning younger staff and more activities. I don't have access a keyword search on RM lists it for BBBJ and because. Many more names under rreviews. Anyone able to provide details or confirm?

[SeaTownDave]

Croso posted on Vancouver. I go to Mei Mei frequently but only get a granny for a decent massage and standard ending. There have been reviews mentioning younger staff and more activities. I don't have access a keyword search on RM lists it for BBBJ and because. Many more names under rreviews. Anyone able to provide details or confirm?

[MoDick503]

So I haven't been to an AMP for 1. 5 years decided to stick my toe back in the pond. I work close to Angel on Hall so went during my lunch break. Was greeted by a short spinner mid 40's in a short blue dress. Got the HH usually business follows. It was a half decent massage she got on my back with her knees to put all her body weight on.

No teasing which was lame, onto the flip she's message my groin area but not touching my johnson, I put a hand up her dress feel her panties, she had no ass whatsoever, she asks if I want boom boom, paid then she left for a cover. Came back and gave a HJ while I felt up her dress again to find the panties have been ditched. She starts with a CBJ that almost got me to the finishline but I stopped her, she went and lubed up then lay halfway on the table, she had perfect tits for her frame with suckable eraser so I obviously sukxed on them.

She then put her legs on my shoulders and I started a nice slow rhythm, anafter a bit started pounding away as I had to get back to work. Blew into the rubber, she got me a hot towel wiped me clean and off I went.

Didn't get her name as I had a hard time understanding her accent and she spoke really quietly but would return. All in $$.