Massage Parlor Reports

[MickSwagger]

Late report:

Went to Relax about 4 or 5 times the past few months.

Had this tiny young asian girl I forgot her name coco or kiki I think.

She was great. Did a 3 sum with her, another time a 2 pop, etc.

She let me pound her a few times.

Last visit she got all pissy when I pulled her hair.

She stopped talking to me and just layed there like a dead fish on purpose.

So I pounded away to finish and then she walked out the room.

I got dressed and left.

Not going back ever.

Ill stick to the motel latinas they are wilder and cheaper.

[FranklySports]

I'm probably going to make a L2 visit this week and was thinking NV or Pure. Any recommendations on who I should or shouldn't see at either.

DM if you wish.

Thanks in advance.

[Jasper Newton]

I'm not in the area very often anymore and was driving through close to close, so I decide to stop in for something quick. Ask for Ewa, no go. She's busy. Ok. Draw Jojo. She assures me "I'm good!" So I decide to TOFTT.

What a mistake.

Since it was 10 til 9 I opted for the half hour and am face up when she comes in so she knows what I'm there for. Starts to tease. So far so good. Then it goes downhill.

Wants a cover for BJ. Kind of standoffish. Disrobes and asks for $ for a standard finish with zero massage because she's naked and allowing roaming. GTFOH. I get up and starts to get dressed. She insists I stay and asks me how much. I begrudgingly offer 60 and she accepts. Bust quick and get out of there while she scolds be because what I got "should be 100".

I usually have great luck and get excellent mileage at MPs. Avoid at all costs.

[Phloverno6]

Ok all you mongers out there. TOFTT at Relax.

It was late on a snowy night and I called ahead to reserve KiKi. She was on vacation and I asked for ViVi. OK they said. I was going to be there around 8:30 pm. Pulled up to the back but had to walk around to the front, walked in and was asked to come around the divider. As I started to walk through the hallway, I was met by Ewa, ViVi and a new girl "Ann". They informed me that ViVi was on her period and to take Ewa. So here is the question I ask all of you.

I was there a couple of seeks ago (RTFF) and ViVi also had her period then as well.

I wonder if their pussies get tired from all the F'and and are not interested late at night.

So I was going to walk out, felt like a bait and switch. But they pushed the newbie on me "Ann" she was standing in the room doorway with me and grabbing me through my clothes and letting me feel her nipples of her B size tiddies as I was deciding to stay or not. The little head decided to take a chance because I'm a monger without prejudice, it's been a long time since I TOFTT.

Here are the details. She said she has been there for a few days. Ended up blowing in her hand as we were in 69 position.

5'1":

Face - 4/10.

Body - 6/10 nice tiddies, small ass (they all look good in their tight dresses).

Massage - 5/10 (too hard and no real pressure).

TS - 5/10 (wanted me to lay on the table before it was warmed up, no teasing but cleaned all the crevices well).

BBBJ, DATY, Mich, ACG, RCG, 69.

No. FIV, FIA, Rimming, 69 (no sucking just tongue).

House - . 65.

Tip - $. 40.

As I'm walking to the back door. There is Ewa and she stops to hug me and as we are hugging she says in my ear that she misses me and I slide my had over her ass to reach under her dress and she is wearing nothing, I proceed to reach further to her pussy and she allows me to FIV for a couple of seconds. It was wet as usual.

These MTs know how to F'ck with our minds.

Stay Safe You Filthy Animals!

[Mikejpfil]

I went to Relax last week. I ended up with Mocha. She told me there are only 5 girls working there now. Ewa, Vivi, Mocha, Kiki, and Coco. The other girls left or quit. I got introduced to Coco. Will try her next but Ewa is definitely the most fun.

Damn. I'm sorry that I missed out on Haiti. Looks like she's no longer available, but she looked cute and promising from the one encounter I had with her. A lot of good MT's at Relax which is prolly why this is inconsequential, but I would have loved to hear additional intel on her or experienced it myself. Long live Vivi, Kiki, and Ewa.

[Ohboy]

Went last Sunday, and had kiki. I can't really give any new information, except to say, WOW. Great attitude always makes me feel like she really enjoys our visits. BBBJ in shower room, then back in our room when she dry's me off. Wants to have fun before massage, which is ok with me.

Really good massage after the deed. While I was getting dressed, she used her phone to tell me there is a therapist on Mon. And Tues. That specializes in elder massage. Not sure how that is different, or if it is even a woman. Could be male therapist. Might try it, if the fun part is one of the woman. A good legit massage is hard to find.

On a final note, When I arrived I was shown to my room by Sophie. She also came back and took my door fee. On the way out of the room, she turned, shook her nice round ass, and tossed her hair back with a smile. She is well endowed so I might give her a try, unless anyone has a bad report about her.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

After trying to venture out to another Spa, further from me in the Suburbs, and experiencing a mishap there, I needed a sure-thing, and that brought me back to Relax Spa in lovely Glen Ellyn. I walked in and was greeted by someone I had never seen before. She was a cute MILF, didn't get her name, but I asked for Kiki and they told me she's out on Holiday.

Then I asked for Vivi (had her several times before and she remembered me) and she came out scantily clad in a towel and greeted me with a kiss. She took me to the room for more kissing before she left to go shower up. She came back and I immediately started kissing her while she helped me undress. The foreplay was great with this one. She laid on the table rubbing herself while moaning. It was like a scene from phub. She wiped down junior and began uncovered BJ. She positioned herself for 69 and she tasted so sweet. Must have ate for 7-10 minutes and almost came from that. She put the rubber on and started sensually riding. After about 5 minutes we switched to doggy and I couldn't hold it in anymore. Filled the bag with what seemed like a pint of seamen (hyperbole). She told me I'm the only customer that she allows tongue kissing (sure.) We had about 30 minutes left into the hour session and she asked if I wanted a massage. I said "No. You should rest" to which she giggled and began cuddling with me occasionally kissing my neck and shoulder making slurping noises. After about 15 minutes she began stroking me and noticed that jr. Was hard again. She giggled and signaled "two" with her hand and I nodded in approval. She got the oil and stroked in a "tornado-ish" movement. She then switched to the standard grip and positioned herself so that I could suck on her big titties. I gloriously came again splattering giz all over her hand and my tummy. She cleaned us up and I was filled with dopamine. She helped me get dressed (buttoning up my shirt, etc.) as we kissed some more. GFE at it's finest.

Vivi. Cute face, amazing body. Big c tits (natural) and cute bubble-butt that tasted great. A+ service. $65 / hour (and it was a full hour); none of that $80 for 50 minutes bullshit at Lanes. Because it is the holiday season and it was within my means and b / c I had an amazing time considering the bad morning I was having, I offered to donate $200. Her reaction was "This is too much, please no. " Can you believe that? Melted my heart. I insisted she keep it and even handed her the $15 change from the $80 I gave for the hourly fee. She put it in my pocket and told me to buy something to eat (she noticed my stomach growling earlier when we were cuddling). What a Babe.

Side note: I was saddened to learn that Relax Spa will be open on Christmas Day LOL. I felt bad for these MTs. Most Spas in the area will be closed. If you are feeling lonely on Christmas Day, this could be an option. Treat Vivi well. She deserves it.

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Mongers!

Been going back and forth with here and Lanes as the GFE is better than any listcrawler girl can ever give you for a better price. I'm also fond of Vivi and that magnificent ass of hers, she's gives a great GFE like BJ although I've never had it bare, a little jelly, and that puss tastes delicious. Will make me stand in front of the mirror to watch her sucking me off porn star style. Always blow my load hard with her like It's my first time. Went the other day and was met by Ewa who knew I was there for Vivi but was busy so ended up with her. What a great time as well BBBJ not the jackhammer BJ but nice slow sucking slapping it on her tongue sucking on my balls and licking the taint I could have blown right there but managed to hold on. Was so turned on got up and she said you fuck me now rode on top of me then switched to doggie with her giving me her hands as I held them and pounded her and blew in the bag. Always ask me about my status and usually tell them I'm divorced not looking for girlfriend just good time. Once had her and Kiki in the room sharing my cock when I had Kiki blew my load with her and Ewa ask me to fuck her bit didn't have additional funds and she was ok with it.

[Englee]

I went to Relax last week. I ended up with Mocha. She told me there are only 5 girls working there now. Ewa, Vivi, Mocha, Kiki, and Coco. The other girls left or quit. I got introduced to Coco. Will try her next but Ewa is definitely the most fun.

[Sliding]

Longtime lurker and poster of local MPs.

Well, it appears my time with Ewa has come to an end or need a break.

Reserved some time with her later in the day, 8 pm but when I called back, they said come at 8:30. No Problem.

Got there and they proceeded to have me wait in the bathroom, first time for everything. Was uncomfortable in the front sitting on the couch but even more put off hiding out in the bathroom.

Ewa comes to collect me and escorts me to room 2. She asks how long, 1 hr with a table shower. Give her the. 65 and she leaves to get the TS heated up and ready. Into the room we go and she has me lay face down and proceeds to lift her skirt as not to get it wet. I lay on my side and proceed to rub her clit; Bush and she allows FIV. After a few seconds Ewa insists we get the TS moving along and I lay face down on the table. Typical attention to all crevices, the boys and my third leg. After she rinses me off and asks me to stand, she starts drying me from head to toe. Love when she kneels in front of me and takes my member into her mouth for a short BBBJ. The door is slightly ajar and I casually close while she is taking it all in and looking up at me. She finishes drying, wraps towel around and headed back to room 2. If you have been with Ewa you know the massage will be good. Here is when things get squirrely. She calls for VeVe (WeWe) and says she has to talk with the owner who I later found out was named Lily. First time this has happened to me. Ewa says VeVe will take care of me and she will be back. VeVe starts to massage me while standing at my head giving access to the goods. Well, it was that time of the month for her.

Been to relax a few times and never had Ewa until about 3 weeks ago. All this reading about her finally made me make an appointment to see what all the hype was about. Got there at my scheduled time and she was waiting for me, and lead me to the room. Few minutes later she returns and gives a really good massage tbh, but minimal tease. On the flip she jumped on for daty for a few minutes then onto to the deed. Pounding her out for about 15 minutes then she tapped out. Complaining that I'm taking to long and I'm too big and am hurting her. Although I'm above average I'm not setting any records and sure she's had bigger. Maybe because it was late (6 pm) and she took her share already, who knows she then told me next time to ask for Kiki or weewee. Maybe she's getting tired of the business, who knows. Just weird that she would be passing business to others.

[Mikejpfil]

After trying to venture out to another Spa, further from me in the Suburbs, and experiencing a mishap there, I needed a sure-thing, and that brought me back to Relax Spa in lovely Glen Ellyn. I walked in and was greeted by someone I had never seen before. She was a cute MILF, didn't get her name, but I asked for Kiki and they told me she's out on Holiday.

Then I asked for Vivi (had her several times before and she remembered me) and she came out scantily clad in a towel and greeted me with a kiss. She took me to the room for more kissing before she left to go shower up. She came back and I immediately started kissing her while she helped me undress. The foreplay was great with this one. She laid on the table rubbing herself while moaning. It was like a scene from phub. She wiped down junior and began uncovered BJ. She positioned herself for 69 and she tasted so sweet. Must have ate for 7-10 minutes and almost came from that. She put the rubber on and started sensually riding. After about 5 minutes we switched to doggy and I couldn't hold it in anymore. Filled the bag with what seemed like a pint of seamen (hyperbole). She told me I'm the only customer that she allows tongue kissing (sure.) We had about 30 minutes left into the hour session and she asked if I wanted a massage. I said "No. You should rest" to which she giggled and began cuddling with me occasionally kissing my neck and shoulder making slurping noises. After about 15 minutes she began stroking me and noticed that jr. Was hard again. She giggled and signaled "two" with her hand and I nodded in approval. She got the oil and stroked in a "tornado-ish" movement. She then switched to the standard grip and positioned herself so that I could suck on her big titties. I gloriously came again splattering giz all over her hand and my tummy. She cleaned us up and I was filled with dopamine. She helped me get dressed (buttoning up my shirt, etc.) as we kissed some more. GFE at it's finest.

Vivi. Cute face, amazing body. Big c tits (natural) and cute bubble-butt that tasted great. A+ service. $65 / hour (and it was a full hour); none of that $80 for 50 minutes bullshit at Lanes. Because it is the holiday season and it was within my means and b / c I had an amazing time considering the bad morning I was having, I offered to donate $200. Her reaction was "This is too much, please no. " Can you believe that? Melted my heart. I insisted she keep it and even handed her the $15 change from the $80 I gave for the hourly fee. She put it in my pocket and told me to buy something to eat (she noticed my stomach growling earlier when we were cuddling). What a Babe.

Side note: I was saddened to learn that Relax Spa will be open on Christmas Day LOL. I felt bad for these MTs. Most Spas in the area will be closed. If you are feeling lonely on Christmas Day, this could be an option. Treat Vivi well. She deserves it.

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Mongers!

[Phloverno6]

Longtime lurker and poster of local MPs.

Well, it appears my time with Ewa has come to an end or need a break.

Reserved some time with her later in the day, 8 pm but when I called back, they said come at 8:30. No Problem.

Got there and they proceeded to have me wait in the bathroom, first time for everything. Was uncomfortable in the front sitting on the couch but even more put off hiding out in the bathroom.

Ewa comes to collect me and escorts me to room 2. She asks how long, 1 hr with a table shower. Give her the. 65 and she leaves to get the TS heated up and ready. Into the room we go and she has me lay face down and proceeds to lift her skirt as not to get it wet. I lay on my side and proceed to rub her clit; Bush and she allows FIV. After a few seconds Ewa insists we get the TS moving along and I lay face down on the table. Typical attention to all crevices, the boys and my third leg. After she rinses me off and asks me to stand, she starts drying me from head to toe. Love when she kneels in front of me and takes my member into her mouth for a short BBBJ. The door is slightly ajar and I casually close while she is taking it all in and looking up at me. She finishes drying, wraps towel around and headed back to room 2. If you have been with Ewa you know the massage will be good. Here is when things get squirrely. She calls for VeVe (WeWe) and says she has to talk with the owner who I later found out was named Lily. First time this has happened to me. Ewa says VeVe will take care of me and she will be back. VeVe starts to massage me while standing at my head giving access to the goods. Well, it was that time of the month for her. I turn to my side, and she pulls her dress down and out pops her beautiful titties. She lays on the table next to me and I ended up sucking and caressing them for several minutes. We talk about Ewa and that she must be with another client. VeVe promised me Ewa was talking with the owner. After several minutes Ewa does come back and VeVe leaves. Ewa apologizes and starts back where she was in my massage with the oil and hot towel, off comes her dress and starts rubbing her titties from my feet to my head and stopping at my crack. I lift up my backside and she begins with an awesome rimming session. After several minutes of rimming, she lays next to me on the table giving me full access and I start FIV, DFK and we continue BB with all positions, for what seemed to be 20 minutes, she started complaining I was taking too long and wanted to finish me off with her hand but I wanted to finish with Mish on the edge of table. I finally came and she pushed me away, complaining she was tired, I took too long to cum and too much FIV. I cleaned myself with the wet towel, got dressed. When I gave her the $. 60 tip she says to me. You ask for other girl next time. Will be sure not to give to the Ewa college fund again.

After my latest experience at Relax I decided to try out Lane's, I had been there several years ago when operated by older MTs but after reading here on the forum I thought I'd TOFTT. Made a reservation and 15 min later found myself walking up to the second floor and walking into the vestibule with the MMS sitting there asking me if I was the one who called. She proceeded to escort me to the very first room and closed the door. After a few minutes Lemon walks in, Korean MILF great tits, skinny and about 5'6". She escorted me back to the TS room and it was one of the most least eventful TS I have ever had. Tried to talk with her but she appeared to not want to or didn't understand English. She seemed to be pissed I was asking her questions. She dries me off and takes me to the Sauna for a few minutes. Back to the room and she starts with the slowest and softest massage I have ever experienced, I try to talk to her again and she responds with something cold. She finishes with the massage and starts to do a soft tease on my backside and asks me what I want and how much I want to pay. $. 60 rate and she leaves to get supplies and back to the room, dims the lights and slips off her dress. WOW, spinner type, beautiful full C's, tiny ass and shaved Bush. She allows me to suck on those eraser nips and play with her clit but no FIV. I get her to lay on the table and go for some DATY, she is super sensitive and wants to do mish only after a minute or two. We start and I wasn't feeling it, so she had to proceed to blow me to get hard again and then pushes me onto the table and starts with CG then RCG, the little guy was happy again, seeing and squeezing her little ass made me come like a teenager again. Cleaned up and I was out the door. As I was leaving Lemon introduced me to another MT. Don't remember the name. YMMV with other MTs.

Looks like I'll be back to Relax and eating at KiKi's table looking to experience everything she offers.

Stay Safe Out There!

[SideTalker]

More like sun hopeless.

Great location in an office building but that's the most positive thing I can say. I had called ahead and verified someone was available, when I showed up they took my money and then wanted me to wait 30 minutes. I was about to leave when they relented.

Should have left as the mood was already not the best.

Provider was around 50, shorter hair, gut. Massage was on the hard side, l1 and more available. Only opted for l1.

Won't repeat.

May try green next.

[Amplitude]

Saw vivi yesterday morning, great time as usual! Got there paid the door fee and tip all at once. Waiting in the room for the table shower, there was a huge argument between 2 providers there, not sure which 2, but I thought the cops were going to be called. This argument went on for a good 10 minutes, stuff slamming, yelling, etc. Vivi came in and apologized in her broken English. She couldn't articulate who or what the argument was about. Seemed like one of the providers left, and all was calm. Great table shower, great massage, she never skimps on the massage. A lot of licking the taint, and attention to the boys, a nice long CBJ, and the main event. Mish, acg, racg, I couldn't hold it, she's got a great ass! Watching that slide up and down my cock. Blew in the bag, she cleaned me up, we cuddled naked for a good 5 minutes, got up and dressed and was out the door. I got the whole hour plus a few minutes. She definitely did not rush me, and always makes me free like her bf (that's her job, I know) but it's a nice touch, LOL! Happy holidays to all you mongers! Stay safe!

It's a little rare to hear the fur fly like that among Chinese girls (especially in the era of intimate shaving. Ha! A non-Asian at SXL in Chicago once told me that she's treated a little like an outsider there. She said they have a word for her that I can't remember. But I'm glad to hear Vivi hung in there. As you say, that's world class heart shaped ass on an Asian gal. I owe her a visit.

[SideTalker]

Youyou is gone at moon.

Tried out amy. Above average body, slimmer, but still in her 40's. L2 for 1. 3 with saran wrap. Decent massage and tease, may repeat.

There is also another new girl working there but she looked kinda chubba from afar.

Also wondering if anyone has been to NJ recently, would like to rotate another location in addition to moon but only looking for l1 or maybe l2, so much loved relax is probably not for me.

[Si777]

Saw vivi yesterday morning, great time as usual! Got there paid the door fee and tip all at once. Waiting in the room for the table shower, there was a huge argument between 2 providers there, not sure which 2, but I thought the cops were going to be called. This argument went on for a good 10 minutes, stuff slamming, yelling, etc. Vivi came in and apologized in her broken English. She couldn't articulate who or what the argument was about. Seemed like one of the providers left, and all was calm. Great table shower, great massage, she never skimps on the massage. A lot of licking the taint, and attention to the boys, a nice long CBJ, and the main event. Mish, acg, racg, I couldn't hold it, she's got a great ass! Watching that slide up and down my cock. Blew in the bag, she cleaned me up, we cuddled naked for a good 5 minutes, got up and dressed and was out the door. I got the whole hour plus a few minutes. She definitely did not rush me, and always makes me free like her bf (that's her job, I know) but it's a nice touch, LOL! Happy holidays to all you mongers! Stay safe!