Massage Parlor Reports

[Osut86]

Your white whale? What's that mean?

Apologies. It's a slang term for a rare thing you always hope to find that has so far eluded you.

"Holy grail" would probably be the more common term.

[HotLcndyt]

Apologies for a somewhat off-topic post. But figured this would still be the best place to post to see if others had similar experience / advice.

My white whale, is getting favors of some kind of favors from a legitimate establishment.

I know that you can easily get such things better / cheaper from any one of a half dozen places in the Columbus area, but for me it's about the thrill of the chase as much as anything.

So 2 questions if anyone has any insight into one or both.

1.) Has anyone had any luck with such things? If so, what sort of establishment? Any tips for feeling it out / making it happen?

2.) For those who visit legitimate massage places in addition to AMP's. Who are some of the hottest legit providers in the area?

Your white whale? What's that mean?

[RickMann]

Decided to travel to Columbus from Dayton today for a little treat. I should of just stayed home. Originally contacted the Campus View lady. We texted and I let her know I was near. Waited till I was close to say she had a prior date and I'd have to wait 45 min. Ok well I drove this far. Went and had some sushi at a nearby place. Almost an hour had passed before I heard back from her. I wanted to verify that some things I requested were available (BBBJ, etc) before coming into a room with a provider I'm unfamiliar with. I didn't hear from her for 15 min so texted the Riverside ones and headed that way. Said I'd be there in a half hour and let them know when I arrived in the parking lot. Was told I didn't actually commit to a time and she wasn't available for another half hour. SMH ok, went o World market and waited. Went back 25 min later and let them know I was there. Was told to wait 5 min before heading to door. I did and asked if the previous door code I was given was still good. I rang it and it went to voice mail. Texted them so and was told they would send "Verification code" to me. Well a guy came out and I went in and up the elevator. Texted I was by door which I guess caused some confusion because I got in with out them. Guy answered the door but quickly left for a room and closed door. Petit, young Asian lady came out of other room to greet me. Took off my shoes, accepted the offered slippers and off to her room. No English, translator app only. As stated, cute, young and tiny. Small A's with eraser nipples. Tattoo across her lower pubic area. Was showered and headed to bed. Just me but was not a great experience. No touching, no kissing, no DATY or real 69, all of which was promised when I booked. She kept stopping what oral she did so swish out her mouth and spit in trash can. During the after shower she used mouth wash to swish and then sat on toilet and let it dribble from mouth to her V. Cleaning my attempt to touch her off I guess. I can't text them back due to the Verification code that I have to pay Google to accept. Another money making gimmick. Heard back from Campus View 2 hours later on way back to Dayton. No fun, no joy and half a tank of gas wasted. Just my 2 cents and experience.

Thanks for the review the phone guy at riverside is a complete asshole I will never go there because of it.

[Sgorka]

Decided to travel to Columbus from Dayton today for a little treat. I should of just stayed home. Originally contacted the Campus View lady. We texted and I let her know I was near. Waited till I was close to say she had a prior date and I'd have to wait 45 min. Ok well I drove this far. Went and had some sushi at a nearby place. Almost an hour had passed before I heard back from her. I wanted to verify that some things I requested were available (BBBJ, etc) before coming into a room with a provider I'm unfamiliar with. I didn't hear from her for 15 min so texted the Riverside ones and headed that way. Said I'd be there in a half hour and let them know when I arrived in the parking lot. Was told I didn't actually commit to a time and she wasn't available for another half hour. SMH ok, went o World market and waited. Went back 25 min later and let them know I was there. Was told to wait 5 min before heading to door. I did and asked if the previous door code I was given was still good. I rang it and it went to voice mail. Texted them so and was told they would send "Verification code" to me. Well a guy came out and I went in and up the elevator. Texted I was by door which I guess caused some confusion because I got in with out them. Guy answered the door but quickly left for a room and closed door. Petit, young Asian lady came out of other room to greet me. Took off my shoes, accepted the offered slippers and off to her room. No English, translator app only. As stated, cute, young and tiny. Small A's with eraser nipples. Tattoo across her lower pubic area. Was showered and headed to bed. Just me but was not a great experience. No touching, no kissing, no DATY or real 69, all of which was promised when I booked. She kept stopping what oral she did so swish out her mouth and spit in trash can. During the after shower she used mouth wash to swish and then sat on toilet and let it dribble from mouth to her V. Cleaning my attempt to touch her off I guess. I can't text them back due to the Verification code that I have to pay Google to accept. Another money making gimmick. Heard back from Campus View 2 hours later on way back to Dayton. No fun, no joy and half a tank of gas wasted. Just my 2 cents and experience.

[Goonersquad]

You should check her FB she called out a guy by name trashing him talking about hoe he wanted illegal things. I really wanted to. Post on her F she takes dick for $ she's unstable.

She talks way too much for a hooker. I've seen her posts on social media about how she is trying to become a foster parent for her sons kid that got taken by "corrupt" cps and one or two meme pages actually have posted comments about how she fucks for dollars and she's a hooker who would make a terrible foster parent and shit like that. She seems like a fucking wack job psycho.

[Osut86]

Apologies for a somewhat off-topic post. But figured this would still be the best place to post to see if others had similar experience / advice.

My white whale, is getting favors of some kind of favors from a legitimate establishment.

I know that you can easily get such things better / cheaper from any one of a half dozen places in the Columbus area, but for me it's about the thrill of the chase as much as anything.

So 2 questions if anyone has any insight into one or both.

1.) Has anyone had any luck with such things? If so, what sort of establishment? Any tips for feeling it out / making it happen?

2.) For those who visit legitimate massage places in addition to AMP's. Who are some of the hottest legit providers in the area?

[CBusMonger1]

Rimming included?

You should check her FB she called out a guy by name trashing him talking about hoe he wanted illegal things. I really wanted to. Post on her F she takes dick for $ she's unstable.

[Maunger]

L1 = hj.

L2 = bj.

L3 = fs.

sorry, what does l1 and l3 mean? Would l1 mean a completely legitimate establishment?

[Osut86]

I accidentally posted this initially in the Escort section. Reposting here in the correct area.

Has anyone ever had any luck negotiating L3 treatment from an L1 establishment? I'm assuming this CAN be accomplished? How'd you get there? Just luck? Tipping $200? Tenure? Just curious on what the approach should be. Feel free to respond here or PM me. Thanks.

Sorry, what does L1 and L3 mean? Would L1 mean a completely legitimate establishment?

[TimeForFun1982]

I accidentally posted this initially in the Escort section. Reposting here in the correct area.

Has anyone ever had any luck negotiating L3 treatment from an L1 establishment? I'm assuming this CAN be accomplished? How'd you get there? Just luck? Tipping $200? Tenure? Just curious on what the approach should be. Feel free to respond here or PM me. Thanks.

A couple times now. Didn't take a huge tip, just took consistent visits with good tips and being kind and respectful then asking with an offer of a better tip. Unfortunately the last place I gave some cryptic hints about, I think others wore out their welcome so when I finally went back after taking a few months off she was no longer down to upgrade and the massages got much worse than they had been before.

[Akuma187]

So I wanted to see what all the hype was about and was also surprised. Dora was an exchange student, really bubblely personality and serviceable. She was really cute and talkative with me in our session. He's has nice naturals pretty face and curvy. More like a Latina body. I showered and went to the bed, kissing a nice BBBJ, then her in CG and I think she got tried and I asked her to get in mish. She got really into it with me held her arms around my neck and pulled me closes for some dfk. After I would say about 15 minutes from mish (I don't skip out on leg day) I blew in the bag. She said I was great and she had an O because she had to cover her mouth. I still never know but it's always nice to hear. We just chatted for the rest of the session, she asked about where to go on her days of and how she could come to live in the US. I mentioned some places and told her to see if they had some programs for data / engineering. She was really surprised how easy going I was and helpful. She wanted to see if I wanted another go but I told her it was fine. We cuddle a bit and she complimented me on how fit I was and I was easy to talk to. Her last day was yesterday and she may be back. I think out of all the providers I seen at Riverside is was exceptional because of her attitude. Be Safe guys and hopefully more talented comes in with the new year.

[Maunger]

I accidentally posted this initially in the Escort section. Reposting here in the correct area.

Has anyone ever had any luck negotiating L3 treatment from an L1 establishment? I'm assuming this CAN be accomplished? How'd you get there? Just luck? Tipping $200? Tenure? Just curious on what the approach should be. Feel free to respond here or PM me. Thanks.

[Rounded25]

Can someone please send me contact Info or a link.

[ForeverBlack]

Well yesterday I gave a visit to Kelly she's a little bit older in person so.

She got nice tits we did 1 hr BBBJ, FS everything covered the problem She said was to tight for me and talk to much but I think so worth it for 3 Franklin's.

Rimming included?

[CBusser614]

So I TOFTT on the Ohio 99 and was pleasantly surprised. Booker was nice, only one girl working,30's pictures of her were outdated but it was her, lots of tattoos and some baby damage but wasn't terrible.

Just as I was pulling into the apartment and having doubts this review popped up so I went in.

Can confirm appearance, her pic but filtered / old. I did HHR so I received the appreciated version with no shower. Very cute. She's leaving 12/20 any unsure if a new person will be here soon.

Light tease massage. Nice BBBJ, nothing earth shattering but good. ACG and Mish to finish.