Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[Magnum352]

Dumb ugly mofo with horrible tats. And a jealous boyfrind. Thats a pass.

So I travel to this warm beautiful state, which has entirely way to many people living in it, every year for the holidays to visit family. The amount of off the charts gorgeous women I see everywhere I look is mind blowing to me. I come from Michigan where the population density and quality of women is a fraction of what South Florida has to offer. However, the Michigan escort and massage parlor scene completely blows Florida's options right out of the water. Not only that, but the reporting on this page is abysmal in comparison to what I'm used to getting up north in regards to getting any good information on local providers, whether it be positive or negative reviews, which allows me to actually enjoy this "hobby" of mine. Every year I come down here thinking I'm going to be in a mongers paradise and be able to treat myself to a real nice south Florida style Christmas gift, but instead I find myself shaking my head and wondering why the escorting and massage parlor scene is garbage down here. Most people say how lucky I am when I tell them I'm going to Florida, but little do they know how depressing it is for me to be around an endless sea of knockout gorgeous women, and yet can't even find one decent quality broad to bang during the one 2 hour window of opportunity I have away from the family. I guess I got a little extra money for another tee time now and will just have chalk it up as a loss for you south Florida mongers as a whole. Go figure!

[BoBo15]

Search that number and you'll see reviews that her handler / bf waits right outside the room staring at you and bangs on the door after a few minutes to get you out.

Dumb ugly mofo with horrible tats. And a jealous boyfrind. Thats a pass.

[Manders250]

Anyone see Joanna before? https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...436/9543866771.

Search that number and you'll see reviews that her handler / bf waits right outside the room staring at you and bangs on the door after a few minutes to get you out.

[FilthyKoala]

Still not posting but sending pictures for you mongers to see and possibly contact her.

Glad she looks better now, she aged herself at least 20 years while she was on dope.

[Magnum352]

This is the third time I've attempted to add a post to this board so I hope it goes through. Anyways, has any seen Joanna before? I find no reports despite her looking cute. https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...436/9543866771.

[Magnum352]

Anyone see Joanna before? https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...436/9543866771.

[ManyAmp]

Has anyone seen her recent ad?

Is she back in business or for old regulars only?

Still not posting but sending pictures for you mongers to see and possibly contact her.

[SurfDude976]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/180466935

I searched by her name and couldn't find anything.

[ManyAmp]

Cleaned out. Thanks.

Hey your private messages are full.

[Toviax]

She no longer post ads. She is seeing regulars and new clients.

See post 8533 in this forum.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...032&viewfull=1#post7125032.

Happy mongering!

Hey your private messages are full.

[SandyPants1]

I always see this add for this girl who clearly doesn't speak English but there's multiple adds with the same picture but different names. Real strange. Anyone actually seen this gal or is it a clear and obvious scam?

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...dale/180430518

Girl in the picture is real, saw her years ago during covid.

Whether that's her actual ad now I haven't a clue.

Thank You.

[SonOfBlueKnux]

I always see this add for this girl who clearly doesn't speak English but there's multiple adds with the same picture but different names. Real strange. Anyone actually seen this gal or is it a clear and obvious scam?

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...dale/180430518

[Toviax]

I have a utr, let's say utr, she has everything, but she likes candy so she spends all her time consuming candy, the irony is that by text she responds like a normal person, but if you are with her she turns into the candy zombie, is there any way to fix her?

[MikeIkeIke]

In town for a special occasion. Decided to go with a sure thing while I'm here. Tanja looks exactly like her pics. Hasn't aged a day in the time I've been away. She has, however, learned a few more tricks. She's always been good at both taking and giving direction. With me, she always manages to get hers, while giving me multiple shots.

Clean quiet comfortable incall. Paid a little more than I did back in the day, but that seems to be the norm around here, I see.

I'll see her the next time I'm in town!

I found her on https://tryst.link/escort/tanja1

But I think she's advertising other places too. Happy hunting.

When you're right, you're right. Tanja was just what did doctor ordered.

All natural Nordic perfection, with a potty mouth and the stamina of a nymph. She is exactly what the reviewer says, with a couple more of my personal favorite things. I finally get it now, thanks.

[DarthCzar]

I've been reading about her for years that she has the best headache relief in town but has anyone sampled the cat for FS?

I haven't but I've heard it's pretty nice! I believe she quoted 120 mario coins.