Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford

**ChadZ1212** · 12-31-24 07:53

Live From the USAWWSG auditorium, holding over 10 million members.

This is the fourth annual USAWWSG / Cool Chad Top 5 awards for 2024.

The place is jammed packed. The women are simply beautiful.

Special appearances by: The Chadetts, Chad's dancers, Chad's orchestra, Chad's Band, Chad's singers and more.

I'm your host Horn E. Mann along side my beautiful hostess Juicy Lucy.

The place is rock'in tonight. Can't wait for Chad to announce the top 5 best pussy.

2024 has been a great year. New arrivals, expansion of AA's, PR's, Euro and Indians. Pictures, filming and more.

Now our feature presentation:

I like to introduce the number 1 most recognized member on the USAWWSG site: Chad.

Thank you Horn E, Juicy, you look absolutely stunning as always.

I'm pleased to announce the top 5 providers in Ct. All winners were selected by me, fucked bare by me and enjoyed MSOG and CIP by me.

Let's start off with Number 5 on our list:

5, she's a new cummer, tall, beautiful AA. Worth the trip anywhere in Connecticut. Ms. Jada.

4, she's established, well known tall AA, wild in bed, cums hard. Big firm tits, Ms. Vicky.

3, can we make it 3 in a row? She's AA, tall, thin, well balanced athletic body. Works hard to give the best BBJ's Ms. Nataly.

2, first time ever, first Indian located in West Hartford to make the top 5, just started advertising thanks to yours truly. Nice overall performance in a tranquil setting. Ms. Divya.

1, can't say enough about our winner. Hot ass Asian, great legs, great ass, Absolutely adorable. Well deserved number 1 USAWWSG winner goes to Ms. Lisa, Clap clap clap clap. Standing ovation.

Horn E: outstanding Chad. We are not done yet. You have parting gifts for the members, can you tell us about that? Of course Horn E. All members will receive a bottle of Red Breast 27 year old whiskey along will a signed poster of me.

This has been a Cool Chad production. See you guys next year. Keep fucking.

This is Chad.

**ChadZ1212** · 12-30-24 15:12

Yea so gents.

I'm getting many PM's regarding New year's eves, members asking to join us, unfortunately, I will not be extending invites. My guest is actually Korean and lives in China. Recently arriving state side, we met while on business in China decades ago. She requested time alone which I will honor.

I have to chuckle, so will you gents. With the time difference she was yelling at me this morning in Korean. She wanted to sleep while I wanted to fuck her. I can't stop laughing.

Happy New Year Gents.

Chad.

**Lgkok** · 12-28-24 10:45

Originally Posted by BeerMan68 [View Original Post]

Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy!

Why leave the basement when he's got a jumbo roll of paper towels and a Stephen King size porn imagination.

**BeerMan68** · 12-28-24 10:26

Originally Posted by OfficeHo [View Original Post]

Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.

Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy!

**OfficeHo** · 12-26-24 19:21

Originally Posted by ChadZ1212 [View Original Post]

Yea so Retired, I'm aware, I usually post first then PM, received your message blocking PM's. Also understand driving to Flushing has its challenges and not for everyone. Given that, we have an abundance of Asian's at our disposal in the greater Hartford area.

Moving right along, I can suggest a sleeper, UTR provider. Better than YoYo, better BJ, better fucking, better appearance, younger best of all bare, total nudity plus enjoys MSOG. What's not to like? I have to chuckle, so will you. She worked with YoYo and Ume at the other spa. Fuck her at will, could be you. When ready, let me know. Anyways, good luck.

Happy New Year.

Chad.

Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.

**ChadZ1212** · 12-26-24 07:56

Yea so Retired, I'm aware, I usually post first then PM, received your message blocking PM's. Also understand driving to Flushing has its challenges and not for everyone. Given that, we have an abundance of Asian's at our disposal in the greater Hartford area.

Moving right along, I can suggest a sleeper, UTR provider. Better than YoYo, better BJ, better fucking, better appearance, younger best of all bare, total nudity plus enjoys MSOG. What's not to like? I have to chuckle, so will you. She worked with YoYo and Ume at the other spa. Fuck her at will, could be you. When ready, let me know. Anyways, good luck.

Happy New Year.

Chad.

Originally Posted by RetiredbbcMonger860 [View Original Post]

Chad you can't PM me I have my settings set to contacts only. I did this intentionally.

I'm not traveling to Queens, NY "which is were Flushing is located" to see You-Me. If or when You-Me does comes to CT I'll reach out.

Happy holidays.

**TherealBbcMonger** · 12-24-24 16:40

Originally Posted by RetiredbbcMonger860 [View Original Post]

Chad you can't PM me I have my settings set to contacts only. I did this intentionally.

I'm not traveling to Queens, NY "which is were Flushing is located" to see You-Me. If or when You-Me does comes to CT I'll reach out.

Happy holidays.

"which is where Flushing is located".

**ChadZ1212** · 12-22-24 07:11

One of my favorite artist from the 60's was Roy. Only the lonely, Sweet dreams baby, Uptown, Pretty women and more. Probably one of the prettiest songs of Christmas was pretty paper. Roy's manager asked him to come in the studio and sing. Roy said he has the flu. His manager convinced him to come in. Roy said one take only.

Inspiration.

Roy was inspired in 1963 after seeing a man named Frankie selling pencils and wrapping paper outside Leonard's Department Store. Frankie had spinal meningitis as a child, which left him disabled below the neck. Frankie never took a penny or wanted any type of assistance or hand outs.

Chorus:

The pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.

Roy:

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.

Wrap your presents to your darling from you.

Pretty pencils to write "I love you".

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.

Crowded street, busy feet hustle by him.

Downtown shoppers, Christmas is nigh.

There he sits all alone on the sidewalk.

Hoping that you won't pass him by.

Should you stop, better not, much too busy.

You're in a hurry, my how time does fly.

In the distance the ringing of laughter.

And in the midst of the laughter he cries.

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.

Wrap your presents to your darling from you.

Pretty pencils to write "I love you".

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.

Merry Christmas Gents.

Chad.

**ChadZ1212** · 12-20-24 07:35

Gents,

If you guys are planning to provide gifts to your favorite providers. Gift baskets, candy are acceptable, however, liquor is a good option, just don't be cheap. Here are Cool Chad's suggestions.

Whiskey Red breast.

Whiskey Yamazaki.

Vodka Stoli or Bell.

Vodka Kremlin hard to find.

Rum Mount Gay.

Tequila Herradura reserve.

Tequila Cincoro.

Gin Hendricks.

Bourbon Basil Hayden.

Rye Basil Hayden.

Wine Mouton.

Wine Riesling.

Beer Small kegs Tennents.

This is the weekend to drop gift off. Glad to help. PM your questions.

Chad.

**MaxThrust** · 12-19-24 11:50

An elderly couple walk into a casino. The wife tells her husband that she's going to the bathroom. While there, a prostitute approach's the old man. "Looking for a date?" says the prostitute. "I never pay for it" says the old man. Then he mocks her, "I'll tell you what, I'll give you $10." The prostitute walks away. An hour later, the old couple are sitting at a blackjack game, when the prostitute passes by. She sees the two of them together and whispers to the old guy, "Yeah, that's what you get for $10."

**ChadZ1212** · 12-18-24 16:06

Gents,

I appreciate the kind words. I find music can elevate members anger. I did this song in Jackson with the Chadettes. Christmas in Jail.

1, 2, 1, 2, 3.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

Had a car full of naked Puerto Ricans.

I can't make my bail, I ain't got no bail.

And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink.

Verse.

She was sucking my cock, feeling no pain.

Zoomed my car to 125.

I ran right into, you can guess who.

And she say Its my turn to fuck you.

Verse.

Merry Christmas, happy New Year.

They're fucking down the street.

While everybody's having Christmas pussy.

They bring me bread and water to eat.

Chorus.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

I wore my hard on out walking the floor.

Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.

Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.

Verse.

Merry Christmas, happy New Year.

They're fucking down the street.

While everybody's having Christmas pussy.

They bring me bread and water to eat.

Chorus.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

I wore my hard on out walking the floor.

Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.

Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.

All members.

Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.

Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.

Clap clap clap clap.

Thank you.

This is Chad.

**Hapcj7** · 12-16-24 17:54

Mushrooms?. -Wow!

**ChadZ1212** · 12-16-24 16:14

I got just the thing that will get members feet stomp'and and fingers pop'and. This song is from my Christmas album. Cool Chad lead guitar and vocals. Let's put our hands together for Cool Chad. Asian boogie:

1, 2, 1, 2, 3.

Guitar B flat, piano.

Verse.

The suns going down and Mamasan is gone.

The suns going down and Mamasan is gone.

Now's the time the Asians cum out to play.

Now's the time the Asians cum out to play.

They're horny all year waiting to get fucked.

They're horny all year waiting to get fucked.

Chad is on his way and now they can fuck.

Chad is on his way and now they can fuck.

Solo piano by Candace.

Grab some liquor and pour yourself a bit.

Grab some liquor and pour yourself a bit.

It won't take much for the Asians to get lit.

It won't take much for the Asians to get lit.

It's Christmas Eve and Chad's hard as rock.

It's Christmas Eve and Chad's hard as rock.

All together:

Asians can't wait to suck and fuck his cock.

Applause.

Thank you. More music on the way.

Chad.