Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 12-25-24 18:08

OK I can't wait to see how you guys ruin this one for me. The fiasco that was the Thai masturbation tech in Westwood who you guys called texted and otherwise harassed for days on end resulted in her blocking me and me being relegated to have to wonder what is going on at Goldfinger down below where I have also been banned.

In any event I texted over to Red Lantern and finally received the much desired and needed return text with the lineup of sendie candy and Tina with the advisement that candy would be to my liking.

I asked what in the living fuck was wrong with their phone and they said there was something wrong with the phone number. I suppose they are on the same T-Mobile plan as I am. I asked if they were busy and she said other than some smoke coming out of the girl's pussies from extreme pounding during the lunch rush, they were fine.

I roll in around nightfall. The church across the street seems to be having a recreation of the nativity because I saw the baby Jesus and Donny Osmond. There were more Christians walking around then at 2 for one days at cracker barrel.

Anyhow, I text over and said I'd like to come through the side door rather than humiliate myself in front of the entire Lutheran Synod at the front door. Mamasan texts back and says that they are not busy. I was about to walk up to the side door when a monger walks out of the side door to his BMW parked right flipping flush against the side gate.

Guys read your sheets or I'm going to call on Pete, on base percentage is what's important, oh I digress. Guys if you keep parking your cars right next to Red Lantern the neighbors are going to complain because take it from me, I am not a certified realtor, but nothing makes property values go down from zero to Nicaragua faster than a straight out bordello on the corner.

There is no reason that you can't do like some of the mongers on sawtelle do and park across the street or five cars down and get some decent exercise walking up to the front door (not that anybody like me would have posted a 60 day stop taking showers with mongers or quit notice on the front door at Sawtelle, I would never do that). Well, this monger hopped into his BMW and lit out for the territories. I ring the door and the door is opened by a hot young Asian that would rate a 9. 5 on the hot young Asian forum with guys having their fucking cars detailed on Sawtelle to get in to do this girl. She is Tina. Tina is thin there is no hanging skin and her little booty has some minor stretch marks I believe her titties \are fake they're kind of that like lifeless just hanging there things but decent nipples you could hand a medieval prison key ring on.

Tina is the dream body for me. Bony ankles, knobby knees, a thigh gap, no hanging skin at the elbow, a pronounced collarbone, and SpongeBob SquarePants arms. I asked what was her name and she said she is Tina so obviously this was not the candy recommended to me but I was fine. She walked me to the big room that is for VIP mongers such as myself that have enough money to pay for the hour experience which is $70.00 as opposed to 50 meaning I did one hour or more at the fish counter at Vons.

She leaves me alone for a little bit I get undressed and the lights are on rather fierce in this room not quite like a Ralph's freezer section but I would have liked to learn to operate a dimmer in the Ivy League school I went to. She comes back in and she does a semi hard pathetic useless massage and tells me that she does not speak much English she does some tickling and then goes and gets the hot towel which was barely hot. I have lodged a complaint with the Better Business Bureau on this point.

She then continues rubbing near my anal orifice and is grabbing my nuts like she is trying to get an avocado from the bottom of the produce aisle. I don't wait for her to signal a turnover I simply do and she continues to do me dirty by pawing at me she grabs my Lenovo pen and she is wearing a mini skirt with black panties and puts those panties aside to let me see the most heavenly Bush since Moses at mount horeb.

She then starts the negotiation with ends with me offering 160 and paying. She leaves to get various medical supplies including lactated ringers and a condom. She comes back and immediately gets naked she did a rather moderate alcohol rubbed down of my penor leaving only my tuckass not burning from alcohol.

She then proceeds to assume the 69 position and goes down on me like she is a $1 billion national campaign for president. It was pretty intense and her hey nanny nanny was right in my face. Now although I'm not usually one to complain this girl could benefit from a couple sessions of bleaching she is dark all through and through although I have to admit she has an incredible front lawn and side lawn, and her pusssy did not smell like the dumpster at the back of a long John silver, which is sometimes the case for women on private delights. Tina has a little b. O. , but it is hot as fuck as ig brings out the animal in me, whatever that means.

I did not dine at the YMCA but it is very clear that if you guys are into this she is down for an all you can eat at the sushi bar. She also has no problem kissing, another pasttime that I passed on due to the fact that she was putting my dick and and balls just about in her trachea. She actually does that thing where she kind of ingests your balls and plays a newtons experiment with them. I do not really like that so I warned her not to I then turned her around and she did some rather fierce oral facing me. Then I said let's do some horizontal culver city. I had her lay down and she is not super tight but in certain missionary positions she has the ability to clench back when you flex inside her which is very exciting and brings out the animal in me.

She commented that it was interesting to see me flex inside her poonvag she did not say that in so many words but she made a little motion with her index finger. I did about 3 varieties of Lutheran and played the grunfeld against her D4.

We then went to doggy and in doggy her pussy much tighter but she does not funk back as much as some of the other girls. She did let me get into flat doggy and urban cowboy doggy where I almost finished I came close on three occasions and then called no joy. I pulled out but she insisted on riding me for a while which was OK it's just that I think that that position only works if the girl can kind of do it in a modified baseball catcher stance which she was not that good at. However, looking at her wild hibiscus Bush, I was in a little space of heaven.

She finally got off and I mentioned that I would like to be manhandled bare and took off the party hat. She proceeded to blow me and jerked me off and was jerking me off while she was sucking my nipples and I nutted within 3 to 4 mm of her face. She was impressed and thankfully did not call me honey, baby, Superman, or degenerate.

She proceeded to clean me up although I am very sensitive both emotionally and physically on my penor after, so I did some self-serve which is only 3. 89 a gallon now at most independent stations.

I rolled out saw another girl on the way out who looked like a genetic experiment who I would not buck if she was on Sawtelle without a 60 day notice at the door. I am pretty much sure I ran into a monger who yet again parked right next door in a Land Rover and so I busted out and walked the other way away from my car.

If you guys show up here please do not say can I see Tina the girl whose asshole needs colorectal bleaching, just ask for Tina and say oh I play poker with this guy who claims to know what he's doing at a fish counter in other words be discreet.

Happy lunar new year.

**SeanHeckler** · 12-24-24 21:57

Unfortunately, told today that Bailey has left. If anybody has contact info or knows if she has appeared elsewhere, DM me.

Originally Posted by Heizenberg [View Original Post]

After getting some DM from trusted member here decided to check it out.

Originally wanted Bailey but her visitor came and the weird part is I was about to see her when they open but had car problem so eventually got to the spa around 2 pm.

By the time I got there her period came so all you monger who creampie her you can breath as she is not pregnant LOL!

Saw Kelly Latina and Mia Chinese was there there was another Asian that I didn't meet as she is busy with a monger.

Mia is sexy she had DD which she claim natural I really don't know how to tell so I'll take her work for it but if you guys that saw can chime in I would be interested in knowing because they "look real and the are spectacular" (Seinfeld reference).

Anyway pay $70 for 1 hour and also found out 30 minutes is $50.

Tip is $200 for 1 hour and 150 for 30 minutes.

I'm weak so I only brought enough to cover as I didn't want to do BB at a parlor so offer Mia $150 and she said yes but next time bring $180.

Service is pretty much MP script massage for 10 min the. Flip them BBBJ then cover on then mish which is too much watching her DD bounce around.

Then doggy watching her tits away with the side mirror was too much and busy in the cover she clean me up then gave me more massage unti

The time is over. Will be back for sure.

**PriscillaM** · 12-22-24 11:20

Originally Posted by Usawhaa [View Original Post]

What's the pass or whatever to get a response from red lantern?

I text, no response.

I call, Mama says she'll text over info. Nothing.

Best to just walk-in?

I posted on this I fear something terrible has happened as if millions of mongers cried out in terror were suddenly silenced.

**PriscillaM** · 12-21-24 20:41

Anyone got a confirm if red lantern is still open. The ridiculous ads about "cum in our conflakes" and "fuck until total renal shutdown" are up on bed page, but when I text there asking for the lineup, I get nothing. And they text back faster than a syrian dictator hot footing it to russia.

If that place got shut, it will be a major disturbance in the force.

**DoubleDave04** · 12-21-24 17:59

In OC, they got a ton of really great Nuru places like Haven, VT Spa, ROM, Laguna Spa, etc. Are there any places like that in the SFV or not too far (preferably with IG accounts where you can see the lineup)?

**Heizenberg** · 12-21-24 16:22

Originally Posted by Ireland1988 [View Original Post]

I typically go with 45 min which is 2.00.

The women I have seen there are thicker Latinas. Def sexy.

Where is this place? Dm me their name phone number so I can do some research. I what me some thick Latina.

**Usawhaa** · 12-21-24 16:17

What's the pass or whatever to get a response from red lantern?

I text, no response.

I call, Mama says she'll text over info. Nothing.

Best to just walk-in?

**Rudy Rude** · 12-21-24 14:53

Just want to put some respect on the man's name.

His posts and reviews continuously crack me up time and time again.

I honestly don't even care about info on these places anymore.

I just want to learn more about Priscilla LOL.

**LoneStar1979** · 12-21-24 10:08

I made my way to Acupuncture Spa. I was welcomed by the mamassan and ask how long I wanted to stay. I said 60 minutes, paid the $60 fee. She recommended a new girl that arrived named Coco. She is very cute, petite, and with a nice set on her. We took to the room where we got started with a massage. She gives a decent one. The fun began when we 69. She tasted good. Her BJ skills are good. Almost made me cum. She slipped the cover on. She knew what she was doing. Decide I need to pump with standing mish and came together. Clean up, dressed, gave the lady her well deserve $150 and off I went. Worth making the trip cross town.

**Ireland1988** · 12-19-24 13:03

Originally Posted by RockNRoll72 [View Original Post]

Interesting. Live not too far from here and have been thinking of taking the plunge. What types of women work there and what was the damage?

I used to go to this place out near the Van Nuys airport that operated out of the back of a. I shit you not. Spirituality store that sold a bunch of religious items and trinkets out front. You either texted or called the number to let them know you were on your way, again when you arrived, and they'd let you in through the back door to the parking lot. Ended up going only twice for the same reason, twenty thousand questions before we got down to business and it was annoying as shit. Latinas that worked there were super thick but it was annoying as fuck both times..

I typically go with 45 min which is 2.00.

The women I have seen there are thicker Latinas. Def sexy.

**PriscillaM** · 12-17-24 17:40

Originally Posted by Slicer4 [View Original Post]

Wow, they now have a shower room? Nice.

There is a bathroom with a shower, I do not think there is a separate shower room. You fukers are going to turn this place into sawtelle. What is next, a blue toast and fake pics?

**KrazyKoala** · 12-17-24 15:34

Coco is Japanese and shags like a minx!!

From the beginnig. I frequent Lucky Spa. It is in the Lawndale Plaza behind Saigon Market, on Hawthorne, just above Manhattan Beach Blvd. The spa itself could use some TLC. It looks a bit ratty. But I have had great luck there! Now, on to Coco! Japanese girls are the bomb! Their manners are impeccable and Coco has a great attitude! She is 5'2", slim, 30-35, bolt ons that are a bit hard, a cute Bush hiding a nice pussy with slightly large labia. I like big labia! Massage was second rate, as expected, but after some teasing, she flipped me over. Then it gets strangely cool! Usually, the time between the flip and a BJ is nano seconds. But Coco laid down next to me to kiss, fondle and snuggle! GFE? YEAH! I finally broke the spell and put her on her back for DATY. I know I rang her bell!! Swap! She gives great head and surely I would have popped but I wanted to weinerize her pretty bad! On with the hat and great mish! She gyrated and moved as good as I've ever experienced! Great noises too! DAMN! To doggie, where I teased her rosebud as I pounded away! She made a weak attempt to stop me so I didn't insert the thumb but a bit. I stopped and asked for a finishing BJ and she obliged until I filled her mouth. Time to relax, use our phone translators and hang out a bit. What a great session!

**Slicer4** · 12-17-24 12:31

Originally Posted by OrangeCreampie [View Original Post]

Sendi and Zara, what a dynamic duo! I showed up a little early, mms led me to the room. Zara was still finishing up with another customer but I had mms send in Sendi first. Huge smiles and DFK welcome (I had also been with Sendi the night before), she is a cute girl, around 5'2 and has big D cups.

We went down to the shower room first. Thorough cleaning of every inch of my body, body sliding, on the flip and my jr was totally rock hard. Quickly back in the room, Sendi asked if I wanted to fuck as I was rock hard already. Really tempted but I wanted to save my energy for the threesome. Zara comes in when Sendi strokes my jr. Extensive DFK with Sendi, then Zara again. Both love to DFK and I went back and forth between Zara's tender kisses and Sendi's more aggressive kisses; love them both!

Sendi got things started with BBBJ while I was DFK with Zara and caressing her breasts. Laid down on the bed and received more of the DFK / BBBJ combo, followed by both of the licking my dick and balls, then one sitting on my face while the other continued BBBJ. Moved into mish with Sendi while Zara licked my ass, then switched. Capped it off with Zara in CG then RCG with Sendi sitting on my face for a feast. I'll remember that for a long time. Doggie with Zara with more DFK with Sendi, and then I asked for CIM and both girls opened mouth and I popped in Zara's mouth and let Sendi to suck it clean. LOL.

Love these two together, recommend.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-red-l...city-ca-238250#rubmaps.

Wow, they now have a shower room? Nice.

**PriscillaM** · 12-17-24 04:19

Originally Posted by OrangeCreampie [View Original Post]

Sendi and Zara, what a dynamic duo! I showed up a little early, mms led me to the room. Zara was still finishing up with another customer but I had mms send in Sendi first. Huge smiles and DFK welcome (I had also been with Sendi the night before), she is a cute girl, around 5'2 and has big D cups.

We went down to the shower room first. Thorough cleaning of every inch of my body, body sliding, on the flip and my jr was totally rock hard. Quickly back in the room, Sendi asked if I wanted to fuck as I was rock hard already. Really tempted but I wanted to save my energy for the threesome. Zara comes in when Sendi strokes my jr. Extensive DFK with Sendi, then Zara again. Both love to DFK and I went back and forth between Zara's tender kisses and Sendi's more aggressive kisses; love them both!

Sendi got things started with BBBJ while I was DFK with Zara and caressing her breasts. Laid down on the bed and received more of the DFK / BBBJ combo, followed by both of the licking my dick and balls, then one sitting on my face while the other continued BBBJ. Moved into mish with Sendi while Zara licked my ass, then switched. Capped it off with Zara in CG then RCG with Sendi sitting on my face for a feast. I'll remember that for a long time. Doggie with Zara with more DFK with Sendi, and then I asked for CIM and both girls opened mouth and I popped in Zara's mouth and let Sendi to suck it clean. LOL.

Love these two together, recommend.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-red-l...city-ca-238250#rubmaps.

You took a shower? This is not sawtelle. This is overland.