Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford

[MaxThrust]

An elderly couple walk into a casino. The wife tells her husband that she's going to the bathroom. While there, a prostitute approach's the old man. "Looking for a date?" says the prostitute. "I never pay for it" says the old man. Then he mocks her, "I'll tell you what, I'll give you $10." The prostitute walks away. An hour later, the old couple are sitting at a blackjack game, when the prostitute passes by. She sees the two of them together and whispers to the old guy, "Yeah, that's what you get for $10."

[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

I appreciate the kind words. I find music can elevate members anger. I did this song in Jackson with the Chadettes. Christmas in Jail.

1, 2, 1, 2, 3.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

Had a car full of naked Puerto Ricans.

I can't make my bail, I ain't got no bail.

And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink.

Verse.

She was sucking my cock, feeling no pain.

Zoomed my car to 125.

I ran right into, you can guess who.

And she say Its my turn to fuck you.

Verse.

Merry Christmas, happy New Year.

They're fucking down the street.

While everybody's having Christmas pussy.

They bring me bread and water to eat.

Chorus.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

I wore my hard on out walking the floor.

Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.

Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.

Verse.

Merry Christmas, happy New Year.

They're fucking down the street.

While everybody's having Christmas pussy.

They bring me bread and water to eat.

Chorus.

Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.

I wore my hard on out walking the floor.

Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.

Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.

All members.

Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.

Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.

Clap clap clap clap.

Thank you.

This is Chad.

[Hapcj7]

Mushrooms?. -Wow!

[ChadZ1212]

I got just the thing that will get members feet stomp'and and fingers pop'and. This song is from my Christmas album. Cool Chad lead guitar and vocals. Let's put our hands together for Cool Chad. Asian boogie:

1, 2, 1, 2, 3.

Guitar B flat, piano.

Verse.

The suns going down and Mamasan is gone.

The suns going down and Mamasan is gone.

Now's the time the Asians cum out to play.

Now's the time the Asians cum out to play.

They're horny all year waiting to get fucked.

They're horny all year waiting to get fucked.

Chad is on his way and now they can fuck.

Chad is on his way and now they can fuck.

Solo piano by Candace.

Grab some liquor and pour yourself a bit.

Grab some liquor and pour yourself a bit.

It won't take much for the Asians to get lit.

It won't take much for the Asians to get lit.

It's Christmas Eve and Chad's hard as rock.

It's Christmas Eve and Chad's hard as rock.

All together:

Asians can't wait to suck and fuck his cock.

Applause.

Thank you. More music on the way.

Chad.

[DarkClouds]

Enjoyed that. Shared on the broader Jokes forum.

Just something to lighten the mood.

https://youtu.be/Qnd9BaCv3uQ?si=pzuT30yGIwCBPxOA

[GordonFreeman]

Just something to lighten the mood.

https://youtu.be/Qnd9BaCv3uQ?si=pzuT30yGIwCBPxOA

[ChadZ1212]

I have to chuckle, so will you gents. Friend called and said join us for one cocktail. Told him, I'm drying out. Come on Chad, just one. Anyways, got to the place, ordering drinks, 2 ladies were checking me out. So I walk over and said, baby, you don't know this, I'm taking you home with me. Now, I could tell she was getting wet. Her friend says, honey, he's bold, you ain't getting anything better than him. LOL, LOL.

Anyways, fucked all night, next morning she says, should I Uber home or can I get a ride. Told her I'll give ride home when I'm done with you. LOL, LOL.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

Just a reminder, the cool Chad 4th annual Holiday Bash is around the corner. You guys guessed it. Special surprise you won't believe. Plus, one lucky member will have a chance to win one of Cool Chad's guitar, autographed. Only here in the usawwsg. Stay tuned gents.

Chad.

[Newbie58]

We all know the forum clown didn't actually do anything for you. Just don't feed his ego and try what he suggests, if you can even decipher through the nonsense. Keep trying what you're doing. I hope you find what you seek. Keep reading and practicing and it'll all fall into place. The clown only offers entertainment.

[MaxThrust]

A farmer comes home late one night. He comes in the house and he has a pig with him. His wife is upset and comes into the room ready to ask why he's coming back so late. The farmer says "this is the pig I've been fuckin'. " The wife in shock asks "you've been fucking a pig! To which the farmer replies "I wasn't talking to you."

[Prober]

I plaued the dumb, innocent game. It's not mine, why would I have to test, wrongly send to me, identity theft. You know. All sorts of nonsense thrown out to confuse. She is very unpredictable, so I still don't know, if she believed me or not. Never again came up that topic till now.

When I was in the AF, military personnel carried their medical records with them when they moved to a new assignment. Sometimes the wife would look through their records when they got home from overseas and discovered that they has been treated for STD's.

[Xelajo]

I had that same thing happen with PP ten or so years ago. Fortunately, I got the mail first that day. I was pissed (pun intended).

What did you tell the wife?

I plaued the dumb, innocent game. It's not mine, why would I have to test, wrongly send to me, identity theft. You know. All sorts of nonsense thrown out to confuse. She is very unpredictable, so I still don't know, if she believed me or not. Never again came up that topic till now.

[Ayce8]

In the words of Vinny Gambini, Uh. Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

Just ignore and do not engage that liar troll Chadz1212.

Let that clown keep talking out of his ass. Trolls and liars are part of the anonymity of the internet.

But if you need a pathetic loser to laugh at, then you can read his posts.

Anyone that read his posts, it's like, are you for real, someone actually thinks we should believe him just because he says something on the internet.

Then everyone just laughs and say, oh another real life loser.

[ChadZ1212]

Gents.

I think it's important that as the supreme leader I address the recent political comments.

1, I'm not a are, D, I, L, I'm opportunistic. Now, it doesn't matter who's in office, I will continue to be me, Cool Chad. How? I understand market conditions, foresee future growth and what the administration is directing. Arguing, name calling, frustration doesn't increase wealth. Doesn't get you laid. Doesn't get you promoted, etc.

2, Now, being the fine man I am, I give back to individuals that are in my nucleus and on this site. Providing options, success, getting laid and so on.

3, Bottom line, doesn't matter if you're a are, D, I, L, don't let politics stop you from getting laid. Fucking is fun.

4, I'm a leader for all members. Doesn't matter if you have likes or dislikes for me. I post for everyone. I introduced free fucking, 3 somes, snow, Bare fucking, razors to shave your favorite providers, I was not afraid to address members ED, pimps / owners posting, sexual preference and more.

Pleasure to help. Go out and fuck, does your body good.

Chad.

[Gonzo456]

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https://www.jasonhealth.com/

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