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Yesterday 12:11 #112Regular Member

Posts: 6Esmeralda in Delano? That unexpected Latina bombshell with her stripper vibes must've blown your mind starting with a legit, full 45-minute massage that actually hit all the spots, then dropping that $150 for the real action.
Originally Posted by Brunomarra
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Any standout moves she pulled during the ride, or plans to hit up Delano again for round two with her? What's the spot's name; is it worth the detour from Bakersfield?
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12-23-25 19:52 #111Senior Member

Posts: 968I just noticed the ad too. Good to know it's full service. Was it all covered? I gather it was 50 house fee. What was the tip? Thanks for the review.
DB.
Originally Posted by Brunomarra
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12-23-25 14:57 #110Regular Member

Posts: 1Hot Latina in Delano
I was coming up to Bakersfield and got to Delano which is about 20 minutes out and I saw an ad for a massage spot. I was expecting the typical Asian girl but damn Esmeralda was a hot looking Latina. I mean she had asked for days had a total stripper left her. That's why I was even more surprising when she gave me an actual good massage. I got the full 45 minutes worth for the foot over. I'm there gave her a buck 50 donation the clothes came right off. Wow should a tight body and those lips look fantastic wrapped around my dong. She rowed me for a while bouncing those big man-made knockers. Of course the Latina girl you got to finish from behind. She even let me do a little hair pulling as I pounded her and she took it like a chance. Great to see such good ass at such a small City.
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05-22-25 12:45 #109Senior Member

Posts: 968Dream
I was recently up in Bakersfield area and decided to try this place, Dream massage. It's located in light industrial area, the time of day I went, it was pretty quiet. The provider was a 30 something woman about, 5'2" 120 pounds with a nice attitude and C breast. She gave a very fine massage with "full" covered service and table shower at the end. No BB services offered. CBJ, CG, Mish Doggy and Froggy were my options. Massage Tables are well padded and nice and wide for a more of a mattress experience.
Since Im not from the area, I dont know if there are better places than this. But this came through in a pinch.
$60+ $140.
The TS was not up to my standards in that it was just a vinyl covered chiropractic adjustment table. However, she did her best. Her name was Mae.
DB
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04-18-25 02:55 #108Senior Member

Posts: 65Massage on Panama
There's a place that was known to be Open Massage that now has a new name. Stopped in a few days ago and drew Mia. Well worth the $$ total (. 40 to the house the rest to Mia).
Good looking broad, nice tits. Hit me up if you want more details, but you can get all the services that you need (don't know about TAILPIPE stuff, doubt it.).
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03-12-25 12:34 #107Senior Member

Posts: 65Oh, how I long for the days of Heavenly Massage and its parade of angels. You always had an 8/10 shot of getting a real winner. A combination of beauty and service that had not been seen in our home in the valley. Now, we have to settle for standard middle of nowhere AMP wares. Ranging from old to oldest and okay service to slightly more okay service.
When will the Chinese come back and fix our drought?
Pour one out for the good old days, these tough times shall too pass.
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03-01-25 03:05 #106Senior Member

Posts: 278Massage
Drove through to Fresno from SoCal and was able to see both Sasha and Bella at Kern. Would recommend either but try to go when its not too busy as first time I went was annoyingly crowded luckily I got in early enough but my provider had to revisit and the second time was one of 2 others probably. Massages are great relacations regardless of potential extras I wanted to get the service I set out to get.
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01-30-25 18:45 #105Senior Member

Posts: 530Elite Massage
Does anyone recognize this lady's name?
PM me.
Thanks.
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12-13-24 18:11 #104Senior Member

Posts: 254Elite Massage
Elite Massage recently opened at a new spot. If you are familiar with them and want more info, contact me. Got a text last week from her and saw her today. She may not be everyone type of girl but she is still one of my all time favs (despite no f / s or BJ).
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08-25-24 15:36 #103Senior Member

Posts: 125Latinas
Are there any Latina message parlors in Bakersfield?
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08-09-24 10:05 #102Senior Member

Posts: 254LH Massage
Anyone here been to LH on 34th st? Been there twice. 1st time she let me remove the covers on the flip but didn't come close to "Mr Happy". 2nd time on the flip, again remove the covers but she quickly covered me up. The girl I saw was young, cute maybe could lose about 10 lbs (not fat). On the way out she gave me a long hug with a big smile.
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05-10-24 13:29 #101Regular Member

Posts: 310She happened to be horny
I was on the road visiting a relative. Decided to try Bakersfield.
Kern Massage is next to a dental clinic. Convenient to visit after root canal.
CiCi is cute and friendly. Instead of opening with my usual "My crotch needs work. " I followed a more traditional path and just lay prone on the table while she pretended to massage my back. After a few minutes, I asked her to concentrate on my oversized butt to decrease its bulk. She laughed and started tickling my love sacs with her fingernails. OMG, how good that feels! I turned over and showed her my love tool, pointing at the ceiling. She gave out a little "Oooh, so big. " This made my passion rod cry a few drops. She asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted her to do everything she would do in a marriage bed and that I would give her a significant financial reward. With little hesitation, her mouth descended on and engulfed the super-sensitive head of my organ, ingesting the small river of precum. The rest of the session was paradise. I was lucky. Erotic masseuses often get off with their customers and this depends more on their own psyche and physiology than it does on whether we look like Tom Cruise. It was probably Cici's mid-cycle high time and she was in a good mood for horniness. It would great if the ladies wore a badge that glowed when they are most horny. Enjoy.
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05-10-24 10:12 #100Regular Member

Posts: 11Nearly a year later and I can concur
I had a likewise experience, It was everything I wanted and more. More to the point though I was greeted with a smile and a hug even though I had never been there and was well taken care of. A poor soul walked in after my session had started and I could here him haggling and trying to muddle through an awkward conversation before being shooed out the door. My massage was actually decent and covered the full body, even washed off the oil with a hot cloth before the flip.
Originally Posted by BenHorny32
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Fellas, if you have never been to an AMP you can tell if they provide the accoutrements just by the way of the setup. Usually it will be setup similar to a Dispensary where the front may have only a seat with a tinted window and you can't see to the back. Cash talks, so don't come in with your "Debit Card", there will always be a house fee and they will expect you to know it (usually. 6 or less for an hour). Tip well at the start (I know it seems counter intuitive, but they will know you're there to be taken care of). If you want to go up a notch and the session is going well from the base options you were looking for they will usually entertain you for the right donation.
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02-22-24 15:10 #99Senior Member

Posts: 254Eastern Massage (Mary)
Eastern massage looks like under new ownership? Visited today, been awhile, inside has change, new girls.
Does anyone know where Mary went? I tried asking the girls here, but they didn't understand English.
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11-22-23 10:35 #98Senior Member

Posts: 254Tall Asians
There is a AMP in town that I visit that has 2 tall Asians, one is around 5'8" and another that I had never seen was at least 5'10". Both will put a smile on your face but no other extras.











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