Massage Parlor Reports

[UsBorne]

I was so excited recently to get a response from Sabrina. She responded to my inquiry in an hour plus which would make time tight but a chance to see her and I threw caution to the wind. Unfortunately. Communications were good during my hour plus drive and when I arrived her prompt response was to give her a few minutes. After 10 minutes I checked in again to no response, after 20 minutes I gave up on her. Based on my expectations I had a sizeable tip in mind. Her loss was the Salvation Armys gain.

Needless to say I will not try her again. If you check the escort forum you will see she has done this to others. Obviously if you schedule with her have a plan B and time to burn.

[TypicalDude]

I want to preface this report my experience at TNC:

1. I 100% believe everyone's positive review of TNC.

2. I'm jealous of everyone's positive experience at TNC.

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

Of course, YMMV.

TNC isn't particularly busy on the day I go. The parking lot is almost empty. I walk up and get right in. This girl is not welcoming, or warm, and I immediately feel like a bother. Her indifference and annoyance only gets worse. I make a request five minutes in (nothing sexual) and she immediately tells me to pay, asks how much I will pay. I offer four jacksons for basics and, no joke, she starts mocking the amount. Like it's the most absurd thing she has heard anyone say that day. And I bet she hears some OUTLANDISH things in a given day.

I try to think what I had done to get on the wrong foot, after all the good reviews. People TIP $200 or $250 at places like this, so I guess it must be fun for somebody. Anywhere I've ever gone, I've always met or exceeded door fee. I've never TRIPLED the door fee. So maybe the problem is me. But $$$ is way more than I could ever justify for 30 minutes of fun. Again, just me.

I realize this place is not for me, and I respectfully say: this is not working out and I got to go. I tell her to keep the door fee. It's only 7-8 minutes after I walked in, and I am out the door.

And no, I can't imagine ever going back to TNC. In case the suspense was killing you. I probably will not repeat. I was bored. I figured I'd try. You've got to try. And now I know. I know exactly where and when I got the worst massage that anyone has ever gotten throughout all of the millennia of time that has ever passed on the planet Earth.

It's also possible I was ruined by experiencing the GOAT at JD up the street. Milan is and will always be the untouchable Queen.

[UtrGuy]

Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.

How did Kim look? Sorry for the unfortunate experience.

[HarryHood]

Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.

[BoatGuy1]

Seen Berlin since the beginning and she is a beauty. Was looking for something new outside of the bbu girls but like the bbu girls to add to the rotation.

What he said. Perfect!

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[BoatGuy1]

For those that pm me, here is her link.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/744640406718

I ran into her recently and she is back in town for a little while. I made sure to plan something with her and she said if I wanted to share and let people know if you have her number you know what to do and looks forward to reconnecting.

What a nice Christmas present.

[White300]

Try Berlin. She's hot, expensive, and has a limited menu. But. She is sexy as hell!

What he said. Perfect!

[DarkGrey]

Anyone recommend someone similar to Eris looks wise? Limited menu is ok. Spinner to athletic or in shape.

Thanks.

Try Berlin. She's hot, expensive, and has a limited menu. But. She is sexy as hell!

[Member #6850]

Sweet Megan is terrible. Run far away! Unless you like to get down with an unattractive granny.

Have you or someone you know seen her lately. Bummer if things have gone south with her. I can't help but like her ad. I know the pics and her ad have been around forever but there's at least an element of class to her ad.

She used to be one of the best. I'm not sure of her age but sometimes those older girls know what they are doing. Some members might remember Di from MBD. There are some good providers around now but some of these older girls were pretty good to.

For some reason I can't get SM to answer a phone message or text. Not sure why.

[HarryHood]

Anyone seen Sweet Megan lately? Just wondered what your experience was like. She hasn't been reviewed for quite a while. Some reviews in the past were OK, some not so ok. She's been around for quite a while so I wonder what the latest might be with her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...l/034941475273

Sweet Megan is terrible. Run far away! Unless you like to get down with an unattractive granny.

[Love The Lips]

Well, I hadn't seen any recent reviews of her and have wanted to see her for a long time. So I made an appointment and saw her recently. Based on prior reviews along with what she said and how she treated me, it sure seems like she is not into older men. If I had to pin it down, she most likely like the younger, fit, attractive men.

Anyway, comms were good. Got there and another girl (big and IMHO ugly, especially with tats all over her face) took my payment. I wanted an hour and when asked told her that. Unfortunately she only put me down for 30, which I didn't find out until the flip when Winter left the room to verify. The rub was barely that and no teasing at all. No massage or even light pressure even though she asked and I said medium pressure. With no teasing, on the flip I was not even close to being ready. She then asked what I had in mind. I asked about her menu and she said she doesn't have one. Her generosity was based on mine. I gave her an amount which got everything removed. She then jumped up on the table, butt facing me and bent over to do the HJ. It was a great view and I thought maybe I could roam. But she pulled away every time I tried. Even the girls were off limits. Kind of odd to get completely nude and not even allow the girls to be played with..

I don't see how she's still able to stay in business with her attitude, I mean I see how her looks can initially lure us in but I can't imagine anyone repeating with her. I remember Benz said he had pretty good luck with her and that she was pretty good at PM but I don't think that was the norm. I've never seen her but had talked to her once on the phone and her bad attitude just turned me off.

[DudeMustAbide]

What does TNC stand for? TY.

"The Natures Choice" is what it says on the awning over the front door.

[Member #6850]

Anyone seen Sweet Megan lately? Just wondered what your experience was like. She hasn't been reviewed for quite a while. Some reviews in the past were OK, some not so ok. She's been around for quite a while so I wonder what the latest might be with her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...l/034941475273

[GRDiver]

Well, I hadn't seen any recent reviews of her and have wanted to see her for a long time. So I made an appointment and saw her recently. Based on prior reviews along with what she said and how she treated me, it sure seems like she is not into older men. If I had to pin it down, she most likely like the younger, fit, attractive men.

Anyway, comms were good. Got there and another girl (big and IMHO ugly, especially with tats all over her face) took my payment. I wanted an hour and when asked told her that. Unfortunately she only put me down for 30, which I didn't find out until the flip when Winter left the room to verify. The rub was barely that and no teasing at all. No massage or even light pressure even though she asked and I said medium pressure. With no teasing, on the flip I was not even close to being ready. She then asked what I had in mind. I asked about her menu and she said she doesn't have one. Her generosity was based on mine. I gave her an amount which got everything removed. She then jumped up on the table, butt facing me and bent over to do the HJ. It was a great view and I thought maybe I could roam. But she pulled away every time I tried. Even the girls were off limits. Kind of odd to get completely nude and not even allow the girls to be played with. When done she put a hot towel over me and basically said see yourself out. No clean up, apparently that was up to me. She literally told me to help myself to any of the towels or whatever on the counter. Then she disappeared. After getting dressed I left and saw no one on the way out. Very different for sure.

I will never see her again nor go back to Serenity. Just not worth any price.

She was so much fun when she first came on the scene but has changed alot and has major GPS with how much she charges and how little you get. Sorry you had a bad experience but hopefully that deters others from seeing her.

[BoatGuy1]

I ran into her recently and she is back in town for a little while. I made sure to plan something with her and she said if I wanted to share and let people know if you have her number you know what to do and looks forward to reconnecting.

What a nice Christmas present.