Massage Parlor Reports

**YoungFlDude999** · 12-09-24 05:33

Originally Posted by Casey3939 [View Original Post]

They're tight and fragile because they reuse them. Have you eve seen them open a condom? Or seen them throw one away? They throw them in washer to save money.

Hahah what?! Each and every time I've ever been, I've watched them open a sealed wrapper. Maybe in like the absolute shadiest shag-shack sideshows off the main roads they do what you're talking about, but never at any AMPs.

Even more reason to bring your own if anyone is actually doing this lmao.

**Call234** · 12-09-24 00:15

Originally Posted by SwordsMan1 [View Original Post]

Ok, I finally got to wield the sword in an AMP. Been trying to get to one for awhile and it's never worked out timing wise. I had a small window of time before I had to be somewhere and was in the vicinity of VM.

Called and asked if Yoyo was available, she said yes. I saw good things about here here so figured why not. I arrived and within a few seconds some one comes out and says hi. Not sure who it was she looked a little bit older, took me into a room then she asked if I had appointment I said yes with Yoyo so she went to get her then we walked to her room. I told her half hour and gave the fee because I only had a limited amount of time.

Yoyo is absolutely adorable. Tiny spinner type, gorgeous boobs eraser nipples. Very sweet demeanor too. She could tell I was a little bit nervous as it was my first visit. She put me at ease though. I undressed in front of her and she motioned to lay down on the table but I just had her come up to me and I started touching her and got her top off while she played with Jr.

She went down for the BBBJ and it was amazing, I eventually had her pause and get up on the table in doggy and I just played with her pussy and asshole. Holy hell she is so tight and tiny. I usually like to go two fingers but there's no way it was going to happen in my mind. I then had her roll over and had her go back to the BBBJ while I was standing. Incredible views. She's just so cute. After a bit I had her lay on her back and I stood at the side of the table and slid inside her, again super tight. Of course you get the moans and groans LOL but I was hitting it hard and you could hear the slaps LOL. Again to see this gorgeous, tiny Asian taking this pounding was insanely hot. I was about to bust and I motioned for her to finish Cim, she gladly complied while I held her hair up. She stepped out really quickly to get a towel and water and I was already starting to get dressed, she pulled my boxers back off and gave me a nice wipe down, very sweet. I thanked her and said I'd be back to see her. Unfortunately due to my own time crunch I was only there about 20-25 minutes so I rushed myself but it would be nice to go back when I can be more relaxed and have more time.

Yoyo sounds great. Thanks for the report. Stay safe.

**Call234** · 12-09-24 00:07

Originally Posted by Casey3939 [View Original Post]

They're tight and fragile because they reuse them. Have you ever seen them open a condom? Or seen them throw one away? They throw them in washer to save money.

I sure hope that is not correct.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-08-24 23:37

One thing about VM is, they rotate all the staff every month. Four girls, usually Chinese. I've had a couple Koreans, and Crazy Megan was from Singapore. So far my favorite was Tiffany in August. The best GF experience.

I got Annie reserved Tuesday for an hour. I'll get a tour of the other girls and take notes for who's next. Reviews will follow. Stay tuned Mongers.

**HornyMan11** · 12-08-24 21:57

Following up after my last post, I went in the next day and thankfully it wasn't busy, nobody came in and no customers when I arrived for Angel and holy smokes, she had a tight dress on compared to the sweatpants / sweatshirt the night before and she has a bangin body. After the rub (surprisingly adequate and not rushed), we agreed to BBBJCIM and her tits are out-of-this-world perfect, Cs or Ds, not sure, but not sagging, and I couldn't see any scar marks. She is super young, like early 20's, so it's possible they're real, I just don't see how her tiny frame would produce those naturally. They felt and tasted natural and she gave the BJ. Once I finished she pulled out of her mouth which was a little disappointing but I didn't care, she was super hot in a very down-to-earth real kind of way, like Yoyo at Vinca but a little less of a shy appearance a little more talkative / friendly (yoyo was friendly but in a more timid way). She was on her period, so had on basically a diaper / depends type thing, which is fine bc I didn't want FS, but it would've been nice to see sexy panties rather than. Those. 140.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-08-24 21:44

Originally Posted by Mongolz [View Original Post]

Wait, really?

I've heard Grady say this before. They wash and reuse the condoms. Strangely, the only time I've had broken bags is when I brought my own Trojan Raws.

I don't know what to believe!

**SwordsMan1** · 12-08-24 20:26

Ok, I finally got to wield the sword in an AMP. Been trying to get to one for awhile and it's never worked out timing wise. I had a small window of time before I had to be somewhere and was in the vicinity of VM.

Called and asked if Yoyo was available, she said yes. I saw good things about here here so figured why not. I arrived and within a few seconds some one comes out and says hi. Not sure who it was she looked a little bit older, took me into a room then she asked if I had appointment I said yes with Yoyo so she went to get her then we walked to her room. I told her half hour and gave the fee because I only had a limited amount of time.

Yoyo is absolutely adorable. Tiny spinner type, gorgeous boobs eraser nipples. Very sweet demeanor too. She could tell I was a little bit nervous as it was my first visit. She put me at ease though. I undressed in front of her and she motioned to lay down on the table but I just had her come up to me and I started touching her and got her top off while she played with Jr.

She went down for the BBBJ and it was amazing, I eventually had her pause and get up on the table in doggy and I just played with her pussy and asshole. Holy hell she is so tight and tiny. I usually like to go two fingers but there's no way it was going to happen in my mind. I then had her roll over and had her go back to the BBBJ while I was standing. Incredible views. She's just so cute. After a bit I had her lay on her back and I stood at the side of the table and slid inside her, again super tight. Of course you get the moans and groans LOL but I was hitting it hard and you could hear the slaps LOL. Again to see this gorgeous, tiny Asian taking this pounding was insanely hot. I was about to bust and I motioned for her to finish Cim, she gladly complied while I held her hair up. She stepped out really quickly to get a towel and water and I was already starting to get dressed, she pulled my boxers back off and gave me a nice wipe down, very sweet. I thanked her and said I'd be back to see her. Unfortunately due to my own time crunch I was only there about 20-25 minutes so I rushed myself but it would be nice to go back when I can be more relaxed and have more time.

**Mongolz** · 12-08-24 14:41

Originally Posted by Casey3939 [View Original Post]

They're tight and fragile because they reuse them. Have you eve seen them open a condom? Or seen them throw one away? They throw them in washer to save money.

Wait, really?

**Casey3939** · 12-08-24 10:06

Originally Posted by YoungFlDude999 [View Original Post]

Only special order condoms for me. I've had three separate occasions of a AMPs rubbers ripping and me pounding away without realizing, ultimately blasting hard in a gals goods, only to pull out and hear her gasp as a goddamn tsunami of sperm rushes out of her. I love it when they get mad at me for breaking their condoms even after I tell them it's going to break. I never rely on someone handing me a condom anymore because they will always squeeze me to death and will rip because of the sizing issue and friction it inevitably causes. I use a company that does special custom sizing because I'm too thick AND long for anything stores offer. Literally changed my life and I can keep rock hard and go to pound town for as long as I want before flooding the bag. Makes my time with AMP ladies much more enjoyable and less stressful too. Always do your condom research and bring your own.

They're tight and fragile because they reuse them. Have you eve seen them open a condom? Or seen them throw one away? They throw them in washer to save money.

**HornyMan11** · 12-07-24 22:49

Heads up to not go during peak hours. I went at 9 pm (they close at 10) and was greeted by a cute girl in a sexy white dress. Don't remember her name, she walked me into a room, told me another customer just came in and paid for 1 hr, told me she could give me just the extras without a rub, but I'd still have to pay house fee, said she'd give a discount to 120(because of no rub) for BBBJCIM, but I knew that it would be a super rush job so I said "no thanks I'll come another time". BTW she first said the BBBJCIM would be 200 so don't take their first offer. I've read here about getting it for 140 and they will do it.

As I'm walking out the room, another girl comes up and says "she has bad english, I can help" so we go back into the room and the girl herself had a very young / cute face, but in thick sweatpants and sweatshirt, can't see a single bit of her body. She tells me to undress and wait. I do it, I hear some random woman walk in and ask for a picture of her dog, I wait 10 min naked on the table, re-put clothes on and start to walk out, she sees me (she had just brought in random toiletries all in front lobby, probably from a grocery run) and walks me back into the room, motions if I want HJ, BJ, or FS. I told her and she says "ok pay 60 house fee" and I thought to myself, "if I pay this, I'm stuck here if they make me wait an hour" so I told her I'd come back another time. I also asked her if she has other clothes and she said she's in good shape and pulled up the sweatshirt to show a very flat, tight tummy. I couldn't see any of her ass or tits. I still decided to leave, I said I'd come another time, she said her name is Angel. I asked about coco, she said she wasn't here so the other girl in white dress must have not been coco. Both girls looked very natural, but one was dressed sexy, the other was clearly not dressed for the job.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-06-24 16:52

Originally Posted by MrBlueMan [View Original Post]

Anyone get a look of Lucky at VM yet? Seems like every month they'll have 2 older ladies and 2 younger ones. From the reviews I'm guessing Tina and Annie are older, and maybe Yuyu and Lucky are younger?

I'm going to find out next week. Love VM! Strings free Asian ass!

**MrBlueMan** · 12-05-24 22:01

Anyone get a look of Lucky at VM yet? Seems like every month they'll have 2 older ladies and 2 younger ones. From the reviews I'm guessing Tina and Annie are older, and maybe Yuyu and Lucky are younger?

**YoungFlDude999** · 12-05-24 20:46

Originally Posted by TomssAsianss [View Original Post]

Crazy Megan was a blast last month at VM. She's in Cali now. If you have a chance with her, do it!

I had a Trojan Raw break with her. Who knows how long I raw dogged her until I spilled deep inside. Was fleeced for a few bucks, my fault for playing along. The crying with no tears didn't fool me though. I chocked it up to lesson learned. Don't trust thin condoms. I go to hard for them I guess? Plus she was real tight.

Careful out there mongers. I'm only doing latex from now on. I didn't enjoy waiting a month or so and getting a full STD workup, only to wait for the results a day or two.

Nope! Never again! Stay safe!

Only special order condoms for me. I've had three separate occasions of a AMPs rubbers ripping and me pounding away without realizing, ultimately blasting hard in a gals goods, only to pull out and hear her gasp as a goddamn tsunami of sperm rushes out of her. I love it when they get mad at me for breaking their condoms even after I tell them it's going to break. I never rely on someone handing me a condom anymore because they will always squeeze me to death and will rip because of the sizing issue and friction it inevitably causes. I use a company that does special custom sizing because I'm too thick AND long for anything stores offer. Literally changed my life and I can keep rock hard and go to pound town for as long as I want before flooding the bag. Makes my time with AMP ladies much more enjoyable and less stressful too. Always do your condom research and bring your own.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-05-24 18:21

Crazy Megan was a blast last month at VM. She's in Cali now. If you have a chance with her, do it!

I had a Trojan Raw break with her. Who knows how long I raw dogged her until I spilled deep inside. Was fleeced for a few bucks, my fault for playing along. The crying with no tears didn't fool me though. I chocked it up to lesson learned. Don't trust thin condoms. I go to hard for them I guess? Plus she was real tight.

Careful out there mongers. I'm only doing latex from now on. I didn't enjoy waiting a month or so and getting a full STD workup, only to wait for the results a day or two.

Nope! Never again! Stay safe!

**ChiggonsBiggon** · 12-05-24 12:13

Originally Posted by SenecaCuck [View Original Post]

Based on a review here I decided to try moon massage. When I entered a young Asian lady in a red dress came out of one of the massage rooms and asked me if I could wait 10 minutes. I asked her her name and when she said Coco I agreed. It as coco who was reviewed she settled me in a room and left to finish off the monger who got there before me LOL. About 20 minutes later she was ready for me. Mediocre massage for about 20 minutes before started the tease. Asked me to flip and then asked me what I wanted. All was available I settle on the BBBJ with CIM that I had read about and we negotiated $150. She stripped down and has a hot body with B Cups and typical trim figure and a landing strip. I think I could have 69'd her but wasn't in the mood so just did FIV which got her moaning. Coco gave an awesome BBBJ with tons of DT. Likes porn star and times but knew when to slow down. When I was about to cum she completely throat me and stayed in that position past the time I was drained..

I can concur with that assessment. They need to keep her for sure.