Massage Parlor Reports

[DuckMam]

Porn sites too. Look what some states are already doing, that is the future.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...fication-laws/

https://www.newsweek.com/states-porn...speech-1903108

Saw something on the news about this and while it hinders our enjoyment it does what it's supposed to do, keep minors off those platforms. As you know now, anyone can click the button thay says I'm 18 or older, even 13 year olds. They don't need to be seeing that shit.

[MasajoViro]

Looks like desantis and his republican super-majority's plan is working.

Over the top government intrusion on, what do they call it? "Freedom?" Yeah, right.

Hunker down: its their way or the highway.

You may be lucky and be able to get what you are used to if you have an existing relationship with a provider or two. But it's getting pretty unlikely you can get a clean, anonymous appointment with anyone on the first visit. I've backed way off for now.

[RGar455]

My pool guys says that all his go-to places are closed now. Some have a "Spa" sign added and some other are refactoring to legit. Yeah right! But there is UTR I am sure, just not at Happy Feet. Regardless, you would not want anything from those brawny gals! LOL! Unless you are into pegging! No thank you. Jokes aside, HF is fully legit as far as the pool guy says.

A real shame as I found Naples to have much better options than Ft Myers. Hopefully the AMPs come back in some form soon.

[Midnsx]

Anyone have experience with a location near Edison mall with last 4 digits ending in 0954?

[SR7D1]

Looks like desantis and his republican super-majority's plan is working.

Porn sites too. Look what some states are already doing, that is the future.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...fication-laws/

https://www.newsweek.com/states-porn...speech-1903108

[QuartzB]

My pool guys says that all his go-to places are closed now. Some have a "Spa" sign added and some other are refactoring to legit. Yeah right! But there is UTR I am sure, just not at Happy Feet. Regardless, you would not want anything from those brawny gals! LOL! Unless you are into pegging! No thank you. Jokes aside, HF is fully legit as far as the pool guy says.

Looks like desantis and his republican super-majority's plan is working.

[BarneySanders]

I was in Naples last week and stopped in a few places to see what the scene is;.

Of the six places I stopped at, four were shut down, on (Happy Feet Relaxing) didn't seem to have the right 'vibe' for extras, and the last one seemed accommodating but with her looks should be paying ME for the extras.

My pool guys says that all his go-to places are closed now. Some have a "Spa" sign added and some other are refactoring to legit. Yeah right! But there is UTR I am sure, just not at Happy Feet. Regardless, you would not want anything from those brawny gals! LOL! Unless you are into pegging! No thank you. Jokes aside, HF is fully legit as far as the pool guy says.

[ThickAndCream9]

That was a great read and funny, thanks for the laugh.

Can't say I read this good humor in a long time, but got me with a visual imagination and I am L M F A O good job my man keep up the outstanding editorials. Thick ciao my man.

[QuartzB]

I hope someone gives a report on Chloe at the bee. Girl is gorgeous. Luni rocked my world. Pm if you want more.

Chloe at the Bee is the same person as Salma at Anytime Oasis in St. Pete. There's some reviews of Salma in the St. Petersburg thread. Most of the reviews seem positive.

BTW, Jessica at the Bee is the same as Alexa at Anytime. At least the photos are of the same girl. And Ashley at the Bee was on Any time's schedule a month or so ago. They're could be other crossovers.

[BiffButthead]

This probably should be an edit of my last comment but it is not letting me.

This morning I had a change of heart so I stopped by The Rose to see Yoyo. Web says they open at 9 but I guess not. A woman who looked like she had just come from the shower came to the door. She looked alot like the one who kept calling herself Yoyo. She acted a bit peculiar though. Since she wasn't all put together I wasn't sure, so asked her name she said "you know" then she said "Lulu". I said I was there for Yoyo and she told me to come back later she would be there. I am thoroughly confused at this point.

[BiffButthead]

You described Yoyo well (physically), surprised she had a bad attitude. I was there (Pink Rose) Friday afternoon because Yoyo has asked me to try the other girl before, her name is Mia. I set it up on the phone, so I hadn't laid eyes upon Mia yet. I should have.
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So looking this over it seems that Yoyo is what the girl who is there now goes by. She is definitely attractive. The provider I was looking for is even more petite than Yoyo and just as pretty. She had a few tricks I definitely liked and would like to experience again. I was super bummed she left before I could return, and irritated that they both had amnesia about her and wouldn't tell me anything- Is she coming back? Is she working nearby? What was her name? These are fair questions but they wouldn’t give me anything. 😡

I might stop in now and then to see the new talent, but if she isn't what I'm in the mood for I will just leave. What you did on your last visit is far outside of my comfort zone.

[Hornytoad1]

I hope someone gives a report on Chloe at the bee. Girl is gorgeous. Luni rocked my world. Pm if you want more.

[Everlast1]

You described Yoyo well (physically), surprised she had a bad attitude. I was there (Pink Rose) Friday afternoon because Yoyo has asked me to try the other girl before, her name is Mia. I set it up on the phone, so I hadn't laid eyes upon Mia yet. I should have.

Yoyo put me in the room, said Mia had just gone shopping and would be back in one minute. About two minutes later, Mia pops her head in, says "Helllooooo" with a smile, she was 35-40,5'0", 150-160, with a tire around the middle. I immediately knew I was going to TOFTT. She looked like she was in scrubs. I said I gave the house fee to Yoyo, she said OK I be right back and left. I waited until she returned before I disrobed, maybe hoping. Nope, door opens and it's her again. OK, let's do this. I strip, nude dude lays prone on the table, she asks medium or hard, I'm like how about the softest medium, I know about you angry Asian chicks. Massage was not too bad, a little pointy on the elbows, but it was OK. No small talk. Thirty minutes and the "hot" towel that was faucet warm at best. "You OK? You flip now. " I flip, I'm as soft as overcooked pasta. "What you want?" And I don't have to think too hard about it, I'm like Dan Campbell: I don't care the yardage or the score, it's 4th down and I'm going for it. "Boom boom. " (Usually, I pay Yoyo everything up front, but because Yoyo brought me in and took the house fee, I got to do the payment part now, which I hate.) I count out seven 20's, my usual for Boom Boom. She takes and leaves. I lay back down on the slab. I look down at my little buddy. He's not just soft, he's taking a fucking nap. I look to the mirror to my left. I think I've gained weight. I'll probably grab a salad on the way home, maybe play some Fallout. If it's not dark out, maybe I'll take a walk in the Kiwanis Park. The weather has been beauti. Door swings open, jarring me back to the moment. This is how NOT into this I was. The troll takes off everything from the waist down, leave her shirt on and lifts her bra over her tits. While she's doing this, she looks at me and says "140? For boom boom?" and gives me a shameful look. I look right back at her and say "That's right, 140 for boom boom. " This is going swimmingly. Decent boobs, nice nipples, so I concentrate on those while she wakes up the bishop from his slumber. Semi-rigid after 5 minutes, the cover goes on, she does a couple minutes of L2 that's promising and gets me to where we need to be. Then she motions that it's going to be mish. I agree that's probably the only acceptable option. Unkempt landscaping but clean. Had plenty of space to park the car, so it took about 15 minutes to unload the passengers. She was eyes closed and head to her left the entire time, expressionless. I think we were both exhausted with the charade, she cleaned me up and I was getting dressed as soon as she left the room. She reappeared and asked if I wanted a water, Nah Dawg, I'm good. Out the door. (2/10).

Biff makes a fair observation. Everyone is going to have their own unique experience with any given provider. For me, Yoyo is one of my all time faves, but she checks about 9 out of 10 boxes for me. He's had better at Blue Ocean, that makes me want to maybe swing by and check that out the next time I'm bored in SRQ. I'm a fiend for a good 69, so when I read about that, I usually try to check that out (There was a young spinner at Caring before their brief shutdown called Crystal, she would jump right into the 69 without even warning me, I held her there for 20 minutes and went full Zombie on that little pussy, I was in heaven). We all know the menus we like to order from; if you like slim 29 yo Asians with great natural heavies, Yoyo might be your thing.

But Mia is probably nobody's thing. Unless you like an OK medium massage-by-elbow and probably some decent L2.

(BTW, I'm sure you senior members know this, but for the youngin's: The providers read these forums. And they will approach you, phone-in-hand, if you write something they don't like. You should still be honest here, just expect to be called out on the next visit, or go elsewhere for a while. I probably won't be back to Pink Rose, because she'll want to talk about this. And I don't want to talk. I want to Boom Boom with that hentai body she brought with her from the East.) Peace, stay safe.

That was a great read and funny, thanks for the laugh.

[RodStewart]

I think I too have met Yoyo and she was OK. She was very very slim, small butt, good rack, pretty enough. Younger than most (who tend to be 50, so not a big hurdle there) this was late October and she mentioned she was leaving that week. I think she said for LA. I'm not 100% on the name though.

The massage was soso and she kept asking if I was done. I've had better at Blue Ocean st Sarasota.

She did mention that the other girl there was unpleasant to her. I have gone back to see if she would be back and that has been my general impression of the other girl too. She pretends not to remember any others, pressures me for a massage, etc. She isn't too hard on the eyes but she seems to deeply resent being asked about other providers there.

Today I stopped in and asked for Yoyo and she saaid ""I'm Yoyo". I said,"no, the other girl" and she just turned and walked away. Nice. So the girl there today (weighs about 20 lbs more) may or may not have been named Yoyo, but whoever is there now is a total snake in the grass. I might have considered a session with her if she would just be honest with me. But now. No fukkin way.

You described Yoyo well (physically), surprised she had a bad attitude. I was there (Pink Rose) Friday afternoon because Yoyo has asked me to try the other girl before, her name is Mia. I set it up on the phone, so I hadn't laid eyes upon Mia yet. I should have.

Yoyo put me in the room, said Mia had just gone shopping and would be back in one minute. About two minutes later, Mia pops her head in, says "Helllooooo" with a smile, she was 35-40,5'0", 150-160, with a tire around the middle. I immediately knew I was going to TOFTT. She looked like she was in scrubs. I said I gave the house fee to Yoyo, she said OK I be right back and left. I waited until she returned before I disrobed, maybe hoping. Nope, door opens and it's her again. OK, let's do this. I strip, nude dude lays prone on the table, she asks medium or hard, I'm like how about the softest medium, I know about you angry Asian chicks. Massage was not too bad, a little pointy on the elbows, but it was OK. No small talk. Thirty minutes and the "hot" towel that was faucet warm at best. "You OK? You flip now. " I flip, I'm as soft as overcooked pasta. "What you want?" And I don't have to think too hard about it, I'm like Dan Campbell: I don't care the yardage or the score, it's 4th down and I'm going for it. "Boom boom. " (Usually, I pay Yoyo everything up front, but because Yoyo brought me in and took the house fee, I got to do the payment part now, which I hate.) I count out seven 20's, my usual for Boom Boom. She takes and leaves. I lay back down on the slab. I look down at my little buddy. He's not just soft, he's taking a fucking nap. I look to the mirror to my left. I think I've gained weight. I'll probably grab a salad on the way home, maybe play some Fallout. If it's not dark out, maybe I'll take a walk in the Kiwanis Park. The weather has been beauti. Door swings open, jarring me back to the moment. This is how NOT into this I was. The troll takes off everything from the waist down, leave her shirt on and lifts her bra over her tits. While she's doing this, she looks at me and says "140? For boom boom?" and gives me a shameful look. I look right back at her and say "That's right, 140 for boom boom. " This is going swimmingly. Decent boobs, nice nipples, so I concentrate on those while she wakes up the bishop from his slumber. Semi-rigid after 5 minutes, the cover goes on, she does a couple minutes of L2 that's promising and gets me to where we need to be. Then she motions that it's going to be mish. I agree that's probably the only acceptable option. Unkempt landscaping but clean. Had plenty of space to park the car, so it took about 15 minutes to unload the passengers. She was eyes closed and head to her left the entire time, expressionless. I think we were both exhausted with the charade, she cleaned me up and I was getting dressed as soon as she left the room. She reappeared and asked if I wanted a water, Nah Dawg, I'm good. Out the door. (2/10).

Biff makes a fair observation. Everyone is going to have their own unique experience with any given provider. For me, Yoyo is one of my all time faves, but she checks about 9 out of 10 boxes for me. He's had better at Blue Ocean, that makes me want to maybe swing by and check that out the next time I'm bored in SRQ. I'm a fiend for a good 69, so when I read about that, I usually try to check that out (There was a young spinner at Caring before their brief shutdown called Crystal, she would jump right into the 69 without even warning me, I held her there for 20 minutes and went full Zombie on that little pussy, I was in heaven). We all know the menus we like to order from; if you like slim 29 yo Asians with great natural heavies, Yoyo might be your thing.

But Mia is probably nobody's thing. Unless you like an OK medium massage-by-elbow and probably some decent L2.

(BTW, I'm sure you senior members know this, but for the youngin's: The providers read these forums. And they will approach you, phone-in-hand, if you write something they don't like. You should still be honest here, just expect to be called out on the next visit, or go elsewhere for a while. I probably won't be back to Pink Rose, because she'll want to talk about this. And I don't want to talk. I want to Boom Boom with that hentai body she brought with her from the East.) Peace, stay safe.

[BiffButthead]

While why'all have been queueing up at the apiary establishment, I had a couple liaisons with YoYo (29,5'2', 105) at the Pink Rose in PC. (These were both in October.).

Visit #1: EPIC EVENT:
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I think I too have met Yoyo and she was OK. She was very very slim, small butt, good rack, pretty enough. Younger than most (who tend to be 50, so not a big hurdle there) this was late October and she mentioned she was leaving that week. I think she said for LA. I'm not 100% on the name though.

The massage was soso and she kept asking if I was done. I've had better at Blue Ocean st Sarasota.

She did mention that the other girl there was unpleasant to her. I have gone back to see if she would be back and that has been my general impression of the other girl too. She pretends not to remember any others, pressures me for a massage, etc. She isn't too hard on the eyes but she seems to deeply resent being asked about other providers there.

Today I stopped in and asked for Yoyo and she saaid ""I'm Yoyo". I said,"no, the other girl" and she just turned and walked away. Nice. So the girl there today (weighs about 20 lbs more) may or may not have been named Yoyo, but whoever is there now is a total snake in the grass. I might have considered a session with her if she would just be honest with me. But now. No fukkin way.