Massage Parlor Reports

**TremontTeddy** · 12-05-24 09:29

A recent poster described VM, as a "well oiled machine" and I almost fell off my chair laughing.

For a busy shop that has 4 gals. They need a full-time mamasan and cleaning lady. The mamasan should be greeting customers, screening customers and collecting house fee. They should also be making sure customers are not shorted on time. They should also walk the customer out, asking how there visit was.

As far as talent, there still #1. But knock knock. Sunlight on 4th Street has entered the ring.

**HornyMan11** · 12-05-24 00:24

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I drew Tina. She has collagen puffed lips, a considerable belly/muffin-top (kept a spandex tank-top around her waist the entire time), no ass whatsoever, and one of those "puffy-pussies" that go with the weight being carried around the middle. This puffiness pretty much buried the goods behind fatty mounds of pubis flesh such that I couldn't even see anything when I went to play "Hide-The-Pickle". She APPEARS like she's in her 40's, which most likely means she's one of those girls we'd all be astonished to see being reported as 55-64 in a booking photo, should one ever appear online somewhere.

As a few recent repor

This was the girl from my review last weekend that I changed when I saw Yoyo. I'm sorry for your luck but I'm ECSTATIC that I saw Yoyo that night and went with her. Tina is not my type at all, just ugly fake everything and your description of her under the clothes sounds even worse. There was a time when all I read about at VM was Chloe and Megan being amazing, Megan left and I guess Chloe too? Tina is disgusting, everyone here should deny her when they see her and hopefully they'll just get rid of her.

**SenecaCuck** · 12-04-24 23:31

Based on a review here I decided to try moon massage. When I entered a young Asian lady in a red dress came out of one of the massage rooms and asked me if I could wait 10 minutes. I asked her her name and when she said Coco I agreed. It as coco who was reviewed she settled me in a room and left to finish off the monger who got there before me LOL. About 20 minutes later she was ready for me. Mediocre massage for about 20 minutes before started the tease. Asked me to flip and then asked me what I wanted. All was available I settle on the BBBJ with CIM that I had read about and we negotiated $150. She stripped down and has a hot body with B Cups and typical trim figure and a landing strip. I think I could have 69'd her but wasn't in the mood so just did FIV which got her moaning. Coco gave an awesome BBBJ with tons of DT. Likes porn star and times but knew when to slow down. When I was about to cum she completely throat me and stayed in that position past the time I was drained.

She told me she didn't know how long she was staying it depended if her boss liked her. He should really like a girl.

That can suck like her.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-04-24 22:25

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

At least in my (ONE) experience there (on Wednesday, 12/4) - it was a total opposite of the service level they HAD been providing (according to numerous reports here over the last 4-6 months). If they haven't completely expired, at least the current lineup doesn't seem to be keeping up the reputation built by Kiki, Jenny, Miko and many others.

It's a very long drive for me to get to Pinellas AMPs, so I haven't been able to steal the necessary number of HOURS to make the round trip to Vinca recently. I had been looking forward to this excursion, as I had a built-in excuse to be in the area on other business, but it seems I may have either waited to long (like they expired), or I just hit a bad patch in their rotation schedule (perhaps all the phenomenal talent doesn't want to work the holidays and I ran into the 3rd string team).

I drew Tina. She has collagen puffed lips, a considerable belly/muffin-top (kept a spandex tank-top around her waist the entire time), no ass whatsoever, and one of those "puffy-pussies" that go with the weight being carried around the middle. This puffiness pretty much buried the goods behind fatty mounds of pubis flesh such that I couldn't even see anything when I went to play "Hide-The-Pickle". She APPEARS like she's in her 40's, which most likely means she's one of those girls we'd all be astonished to see being reported as 55-64 in a booking photo, should one ever appear online somewhere.

As a few recent reports have been indicating they may be upselling a bit, as well as doing a relative 'slow-down' in the session (perhaps to conduct some screening... purely my guess), I decided to go ahead and ask for an hour, and I specified that a tableshower be included (in case they tried to charge MORE for that after taking an initial house fee). The standard 80 covered that request without question. Less than 30 seconds later I then asked Tina if I could go ahead and pay the tip upfront and she agreed, whereupon I handed her the customary 160 and said "this for everything, OK?" She also agreed to that without flinching or trying to ask for more. At this point she produced a clipboard with an "Intake Form" which I was asked to fill out... the minimum requirements seemed to be name, phone number, gender, and circling of "body icons" to indicate "where it hurt" or what area I required therapy. I did not use genuine information and she clearly didn't care if I did or not.

Thanks for the warning man! I'm going to book Annie soon based on a review here. I don't mind a thick lady, but what you described is interesting LOL. Did you get a peek at the other ladies? I've been led to each girl to pick my favorite before there. The owner doesn't care.

**Bearing100** · 12-04-24 22:10

Originally Posted by ChiggonsBiggon [View Original Post]

This is my first report, sorry I took so long LOL. Also, this is Moon Massage, not Blue Moon Spa which is also on East Bay.

First time visit, went earlier this week after reading Eskimo's report. Greeted by Coco, probably mid-thirties, petite, nice face. Led me back to the room and got comfortable.

Paid for an hour. Massage was mid at best, with not a lot of teasing. She seemed to be kind of going through the motions. She also left the room a cpl times which sucked. Eventually told me to turn over and gestured for a HJ but I decided to test the waters and asked for a BJ. She agreed and asked for $.40 for BBBJCIM, which I agreed to. Finished in her mouth and she held on for a while and waited for every last drop. NICE. She then spit in a tissue, left and came back to clean me up with a hot towel.

This was my first experience there so didn't test the waters too much, but will definitely return to try for more. She also mentioned I was her first client there, just arrived that day, so I'm assuming she'll be here for a while. On my way out I saw the room where the other girls hang out and saw some other nice potential.

Next time I'll probably just go for the HH. She had a pleasant attitude, but the massage was just not there and seemed like it was a waste of time going for the hour.

As always, YMMV.

Yeah you never know what you might get at the 2nd tier / lesser known places sometimes depending on rotation / management. Of course get a lot of duds, but have also had some of the best at some and usual don't get the rush treatment either. In fact Several years back I dropped into the Blue Moon Massage that you referred and was greeted by Lulu (The infamous). Who was conservatively dressed in yoga pants and said it was her first day there and in the area. My first thought was oh great maybe just get a massage and get out. Of course as I found out (and many did later!) as soon as the yoga pants came off it was game on for anything and everything. So things change with personnel, etc.

**Dr Willy** · 12-04-24 21:59

At least in my (ONE) experience there (on Wednesday, 12/4) - it was a total opposite of the service level they HAD been providing (according to numerous reports here over the last 4-6 months). If they haven't completely expired, at least the current lineup doesn't seem to be keeping up the reputation built by Kiki, Jenny, Miko and many others.

It's a very long drive for me to get to Pinellas AMPs, so I haven't been able to steal the necessary number of HOURS to make the round trip to Vinca recently. I had been looking forward to this excursion, as I had a built-in excuse to be in the area on other business, but it seems I may have either waited to long (like they expired), or I just hit a bad patch in their rotation schedule (perhaps all the phenomenal talent doesn't want to work the holidays and I ran into the 3rd string team).

I drew Tina. She has collagen puffed lips, a considerable belly/muffin-top (kept a spandex tank-top around her waist the entire time), no ass whatsoever, and one of those "puffy-pussies" that go with the weight being carried around the middle. This puffiness pretty much buried the goods behind fatty mounds of pubis flesh such that I couldn't even see anything when I went to play "Hide-The-Pickle". She APPEARS like she's in her 40's, which most likely means she's one of those girls we'd all be astonished to see being reported as 55-64 in a booking photo, should one ever appear online somewhere.

As a few recent reports have been indicating they may be upselling a bit, as well as doing a relative 'slow-down' in the session (perhaps to conduct some screening... purely my guess), I decided to go ahead and ask for an hour, and I specified that a tableshower be included (in case they tried to charge MORE for that after taking an initial house fee). The standard 80 covered that request without question. Less than 30 seconds later I then asked Tina if I could go ahead and pay the tip upfront and she agreed, whereupon I handed her the customary 160 and said "this for everything, OK?" She also agreed to that without flinching or trying to ask for more. At this point she produced a clipboard with an "Intake Form" which I was asked to fill out... the minimum requirements seemed to be name, phone number, gender, and circling of "body icons" to indicate "where it hurt" or what area I required therapy. I did not use genuine information and she clearly didn't care if I did or not.

In the tableshower, she peeled off her spandex yoga pants and a spandex top, revealing a spandex tank-top underneath, which she bunched up around her waist. I was hopeful, yet skeptical about that tank-top. Turns out that she did NOT perform the nuru-style-body-to-body-soapy-slide and remained standing beside the table the entire time (I was disappointed). I suppose peeling off the clothes was merely to keep them from getting splashed with water. Boooo! There was no TUMA, no preview-BBBJ, and generally very little teasing in the shower at all, other than junior got thoroughly washed (as did my hands before I was allowed to touch her). Also, at no time was there any indication that a second girl might be offered at addition cost, even though I believe I was the only guy in the place the entire time I was there (early afternoon).

In the room, she indicated she wanted to start with me face-down for a massage, however, I declined and implied that we should start with fun activities first. There WAS BBBJ (fair to midland, but nothing mindblowing), and she agreed to 69 but that puffy-pussy was just too much like a underfilled water balloon to be able to get at it very well. At the point "main event" was suggested, she laid back on the table inviting mish, but that thing was SO far buried beneath the puffy mounds of fatty flesh that I couldn't feel a thing, especially though the latex and lubricant, so that didn't last long. Next she wanted to do BBBJ so the raincoat could be peeled off, but she was sure to indicate NO CIM! That didn't do much for me either and she eventually grew tired and was switching back and forth between BBBJ and HJ (mostly HJ) while allowing FIV.

Overall, this was NOT the magical Vinca experience of so many prior reports and was, frankly, a lot more like a typical run-of-the-mill Tier-3 AMP where the ladies usually have a bit more mileage on them. I hope this change isn't permanent, but for as long as I waited to be able to get to this place, I seem to have waited TOO LONG, and if some of the former talent returns in the future, along with the service levels previously reported, I will still struggle to be able to carve out a window of time to get back.

**Mongolz** · 12-04-24 21:27

Originally Posted by OcLovesSpas [View Original Post]

Never been to Sunlight Massage but I was heading in that direction. Made the appointment. Lady was like yeah yeah come in we'll take care of you.

They seem rather organized because when I got there, I didn't really have to wait. Victoria was available and she took me in for honestly a great table shower. Didn't feel tacked on. She put on a good show to loosen up my muscles. The massage itself throughout the hour wasn't an afterthought either. Victoria kept things fun but man did she really dig in there. Think she was sweating at one moment which was hot. A lot of emphasis on all kinds of body sliding that man after the flip, I probably let it all out early. Not a bad thing. Means she was doing great. And yeah she removed the rubber, cleaned me up, and she got her well earned tip.

Honestly a great showing for a first visit.

Does this place offer FS?

**OcLovesSpas** · 12-04-24 20:09

Never been to Sunlight Massage but I was heading in that direction. Made the appointment. Lady was like yeah yeah come in we'll take care of you.

They seem rather organized because when I got there, I didn't really have to wait. Victoria was available and she took me in for honestly a great table shower. Didn't feel tacked on. She put on a good show to loosen up my muscles. The massage itself throughout the hour wasn't an afterthought either. Victoria kept things fun but man did she really dig in there. Think she was sweating at one moment which was hot. A lot of emphasis on all kinds of body sliding that man after the flip, I probably let it all out early. Not a bad thing. Means she was doing great. And yeah she removed the rubber, cleaned me up, and she got her well earned tip.

Honestly a great showing for a first visit.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-03-24 23:18

Originally Posted by Srq2018 [View Original Post]

Hey brothers, I know there's been a ton of chatter and back and forth on VM do's and don't, expectations, old guard vs new guard, half vs full and in and on. I'm not bitching about it! It's been helpful and informative. I actually was try to schedule with a UTR in your area but no luck. But since I'd taken the rest of the afternoon off, and it can be 45-55 minutes driving, I took a detour to VM. Here's my experience and if course YMMV. I called a few miles out to see if they were busy. I knew I wouldn't recognize any new / December names but she rattled them off any. 3 but only caught 2, yo-yo and Annie (I got Annie (I asked 3 times but her English was good but pronunciation of her traveling name was not. Anyway, wisely opted for the half based on the consensus here, even though at the others I'll go hour. Got concerned when I wasn't offered a TS, but she did slowly stroke my body and tool. Got my breath freshener and warm wash rag, and was almost regretting this. She asked what I wanted, clearly understood when I handed over the consensus 1. 6. She left came back and pushed me back and proceeded to give my balls and ass a tongue bath. She was not in a rush, and probably spent 10 minutes working me over. Then her tongue worked magic on my shaft. And I'm telling you that her suction was extremely effective. And various techniques were used. I couldn't help but wonder if I was going to blow and or if I was expected too (as someone referenced only hour gets FS?) but alas this was not the case! As we moved into 69, and again no rush here either (but now I couldn't see the clock anymore). Mounted me in CG and slowly worked her way back and forth, she absolutely loved watching us in the mirror. Her perfect handful of man mades, soft skin, plump ass looked good to me too! As she worked me to completion, I was delighted with my decision! And shocked when she just kept rocking and grinding on top of me, for a long time I would have swore she was either trying to get me hard or stay hard or just enjoying the feeling. It was definitely not rushed and definitely unique! As she cleaned me up and I got dressed I noted the time was 50 minutes (on my half hour visit) no answering the door, phone, no arguing in the hall, no watching the monitors etc even though I know I heard 1 leave a two coming in during my stay. You guys are lucky bastards with all the options available to you! Then add in that the AMPs rotate out monthly! Damn! I'm definitely coming back! But I'm planning my oasis trip for tomorrow first!

BTW she has a small pouch / belly but honestly her enthusiasm and performance made me forget all about that!

Was texting VM today, rolled the dice on Annie tomorrow. Will report back! Thanks for the report, it sounds awesome!

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-03-24 23:15

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

Miko runs a tight ship. I have been in many Duos with her and new girls as she uses me as a test dummy. Showing them how to double team a tool and what to do when the other is getting railed.

I love this hobby!

How do I get this gig? I'm there all the time LOL.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-03-24 23:12

Originally Posted by DaydreamerKel [View Original Post]

Called around to see who all is working.

PT- Nicole and Apple.

Carnation. Rose & Hannah.

Vinca. Lucy, Yuyu, Tina and Meko.

Palace. Sky is back.

Happy hunting!

Looks like it's Tina, Yuyu, Lucky, and Annie for this month. Just texted them.

Still debating where to start!

**Srq2018** · 12-03-24 20:48

Hey brothers, I know there's been a ton of chatter and back and forth on VM do's and don't, expectations, old guard vs new guard, half vs full and in and on. I'm not bitching about it! It's been helpful and informative. I actually was try to schedule with a UTR in your area but no luck. But since I'd taken the rest of the afternoon off, and it can be 45-55 minutes driving, I took a detour to VM. Here's my experience and if course YMMV. I called a few miles out to see if they were busy. I knew I wouldn't recognize any new / December names but she rattled them off any. 3 but only caught 2, yo-yo and Annie (I got Annie (I asked 3 times but her English was good but pronunciation of her traveling name was not. Anyway, wisely opted for the half based on the consensus here, even though at the others I'll go hour. Got concerned when I wasn't offered a TS, but she did slowly stroke my body and tool. Got my breath freshener and warm wash rag, and was almost regretting this. She asked what I wanted, clearly understood when I handed over the consensus 1. 6. She left came back and pushed me back and proceeded to give my balls and ass a tongue bath. She was not in a rush, and probably spent 10 minutes working me over. Then her tongue worked magic on my shaft. And I'm telling you that her suction was extremely effective. And various techniques were used. I couldn't help but wonder if I was going to blow and or if I was expected too (as someone referenced only hour gets FS?) but alas this was not the case! As we moved into 69, and again no rush here either (but now I couldn't see the clock anymore). Mounted me in CG and slowly worked her way back and forth, she absolutely loved watching us in the mirror. Her perfect handful of man mades, soft skin, plump ass looked good to me too! As she worked me to completion, I was delighted with my decision! And shocked when she just kept rocking and grinding on top of me, for a long time I would have swore she was either trying to get me hard or stay hard or just enjoying the feeling. It was definitely not rushed and definitely unique! As she cleaned me up and I got dressed I noted the time was 50 minutes (on my half hour visit) no answering the door, phone, no arguing in the hall, no watching the monitors etc even though I know I heard 1 leave a two coming in during my stay. You guys are lucky bastards with all the options available to you! Then add in that the AMPs rotate out monthly! Damn! I'm definitely coming back! But I'm planning my oasis trip for tomorrow first!

BTW she has a small pouch / belly but honestly her enthusiasm and performance made me forget all about that!

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-03-24 19:37

Originally Posted by LolPop0078 [View Original Post]

It feels a little strange to me how you guys have had rushed service but maybe I'm just lucky. The only time I felt like I had a rushed service was with Chloe a few weeks ago as when I asked for shower and didn't get a body rub and she wanted to get me out of there ASAP. I do pay the upsell though but only up to 180 and not the 200 that they keep trying to get out of me. Anyways, has anyone scouted out Meko and or Lucy?

For sure I've been shortened of my hour at VM. But. For the most part, the girls there always start with a "Massage" for 10-15 minutes. Then some teasing for a few minutes. Then the tip, prep, and then the event. Tip usually 180 or 200 if I think she's worth it. Usually I'm there 45 minutes, except Megan, who goes right to the tip and the main event. She went hard LOL. Made a mint when she brought anal to VM for the first time I've seen.

**TomssAsianss-Shill** · 12-03-24 19:14

Originally Posted by SwordsMan1 [View Original Post]

You can text them?? Wow I wonder if you can make appointments by text too?

Yes sir!

I've reserved a few appointments at VM with favorites over the months via text. I've even texted them right before coming in to have her at the ready to greet me. The VM owner wants customer satisfaction! They've even offered to let me peek into the girl room and pick who I want. Granted, we keep the language legal.

It really is a great place, I hope it doesn't go bad!

**FLCooter** · 12-03-24 18:39

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

I've had several dreams at Vinca over the years. They tend to give me at least most of the hour 50-60 minutes. Just nicely remind them that you still have time in your hour and point to the clock (*in case there are language issues).

Also ONLY pay $140 for FS for a 1/2 hour and $16 o for FS for an hour. Any more is wasted money and hurts other Mongers. Each "Extra Girl" is $100 - but they will most often often take $80 to $60 to join in.

I hope this helps guys. Enjoy!

Are you stating $140 total or tip?