Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[Rocket27]

I will be in Gurnee on Saturday and I have set up an appointment with Janet at soul mind and body, I've tried searching in the advanced search and can't find anything, is this a good place to go or is there a better place to go you can message me if you like. Thanks in advance Rocket.

[JustAMonger]

I was way up north and figured I'd check out Joy after reading some of the previous reviews. The description of Cici piqued my interest so I had to see for myself. Turns out I had seen her at a low profile spa (BEI on Higgins, which recently got shutdown) in Chicago a couple times, around Spring. She remembered me and probably thought it was from this location, which worked out because I had called and asked for her, never having been there before.

Looks like she's gained a little weight. Cute face, chubby, somewhere right around 30 ish. Not much of an ass other than from the weight she's carrying. Borderline B / Cs for the same reason. Has a belly.

I know others have complained about tip pricing but that's pretty much in line with city prices these days, it sucks but that's how it is. Think I had gotten nude L2, no cover, for a benjy or benjy+Jackson in the past so I knew what to expect.

This time around she didn't want to provide BB then put the tip in her mouth a couple times and kept saying 'too strong'. BS, she's sucked it before, hahaha.

I had my own equipment, decided to sweeten the pot and she opened the honey pot for me. Definitely a YMMV situation, as with any provider or location, but think it was based on multiple previous visits.

If you're local, worth the visit. For others, not worth the drive.

Yeah, I saw her putting her makeup on one morning when I saw the little (true spinner) Vivi at B. E. I.

I thought about going back because I thought she was cute, but kinda thick.

B. E. I. Hadn't been open that long at the time. I'm surprised they are closed already. Shut down by the city?

[SpaGuy21]

I was way up north and figured I'd check out Joy after reading some of the previous reviews. The description of Cici piqued my interest so I had to see for myself. Turns out I had seen her at a low profile spa (BEI on Higgins, which recently got shutdown) in Chicago a couple times, around Spring. She remembered me and probably thought it was from this location, which worked out because I had called and asked for her, never having been there before.

Looks like she's gained a little weight. Cute face, chubby, somewhere right around 30 ish. Not much of an ass other than from the weight she's carrying. Borderline B / Cs for the same reason. Has a belly.

I know others have complained about tip pricing but that's pretty much in line with city prices these days, it sucks but that's how it is. Think I had gotten nude L2, no cover, for a benjy or benjy+Jackson in the past so I knew what to expect.

This time around she didn't want to provide BB then put the tip in her mouth a couple times and kept saying 'too strong'. BS, she's sucked it before, hahaha.

I had my own equipment, decided to sweeten the pot and she opened the honey pot for me. Definitely a YMMV situation, as with any provider or location, but think it was based on multiple previous visits.

If you're local, worth the visit. For others, not worth the drive.

[RedPontiacX]

Checked the Libertyville rubmaps list recently and saw a spa I didn't recognize, Asian Queen Spa. Location is in a business park with a shared entrance so not super discreet IMO. Got a very nice deep tissue massage from a younger Chinese gal, L1 gave her a. 8 tip but she didn't really negotiate so could've probably been. 6 for you cheapskates out there. Inquired about a bigger menu and was told "not here" but she seemed friendly like maybe she would consider more if she knew you. Big clean rooms, but pretty open lobby, since the location is a little weird I was a little worried that it was going to be a no fun zone. . 8 door fee. If you're in the area and in a pinch I would go back for sure!

Most here I'm sure would agree. 8 for L1 is definitely negotiable. I still think. 6 inflationary bs.

[ChuMango]

Interesting. What do you mean "shared entrance?" Looks like it's in an office building, so like many Euro arrangements. Many years ago De Tendevous used to be in that area. Lots of fun there.

Exactly that. It's an office building, so you walk into the building then you walk into the spa.

[Zeuss]

Interesting. What do you mean "shared entrance?" Looks like it's in an office building, so like many Euro arrangements. Many years ago De Tendevous used to be in that area. Lots of fun there.

Checked the Libertyville rubmaps list recently and saw a spa I didn't recognize, Asian Queen Spa. Location is in a business park with a shared entrance so not super discreet IMO. Got a very nice deep tissue massage from a younger Chinese gal, L1 gave her a. 8 tip but she didn't really negotiate so could've probably been. 6 for you cheapskates out there. Inquired about a bigger menu and was told "not here" but she seemed friendly like maybe she would consider more if she knew you. Big clean rooms, but pretty open lobby, since the location is a little weird I was a little worried that it was going to be a no fun zone. . 8 door fee. If you're in the area and in a pinch I would go back for sure!

[HankyDaPanky]

Tried the joint out in Waukegan. Good massage but totally legit. Not even an inkling.

So much for l1 sightings.

[ChuMango]

Checked the Libertyville rubmaps list recently and saw a spa I didn't recognize, Asian Queen Spa. Location is in a business park with a shared entrance so not super discreet IMO. Got a very nice deep tissue massage from a younger Chinese gal, L1 gave her a. 8 tip but she didn't really negotiate so could've probably been. 6 for you cheapskates out there. Inquired about a bigger menu and was told "not here" but she seemed friendly like maybe she would consider more if she knew you. Big clean rooms, but pretty open lobby, since the location is a little weird I was a little worried that it was going to be a no fun zone. . 8 door fee. If you're in the area and in a pinch I would go back for sure!

[Zagal]

I've been going on and off to Chinatown and surrounding areas and can say yes, majority of the girls are much younger than the Grayslake apt, the last time I went to Chinatown the 5 girls available ranged from late 20's to mid 30's, or at least appear to be, we all know most Asians age like fine wine. I personally think every guy should have at least 2 experiences there. 2 places I can say that have been the most consistent are Blue Phoenix and Green Buddah apartment. They are very close to each other within a 5 min drive (near Wrigley field area). Spend an afternoon and tryout both if you have the time. Here's the link for blue phoenix, I forgot the info for green buddah but you can search it on the Chicago Asian apartment girls forum.

https://www.bluephoenixchi.com/

[Mr LoudMonger]

In case one wants to be adventurous, take a drive down to Chinatown. I've tried a few apartments, and the girls are young and super hot. Much different than our Grayslake / wheeling places.

It's a bit freaky showing up to one of these places after not seeing any reviews and not knowing what you're in for. But these two I like a lot. Clean, big place, super hot, super young. The last one I saw was half Vietnamese. Had man mades, but what was amazing was her ass. While I suspect it was a Brazilian Butt Lift, because I've never seen an Asian with that ass, but I couldn't find any telltale signs of a surgery, and it was super nice as was everything else. The one downside both girls had, was a few tattoos.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...eal-47846.html

https://chicago.bedpage.com/hiring/1.../23346145.html

[Mr LoudMonger]

I've gone a bit down an apartment rabbit hole as of late. The ones near us have the older ladies, and are kinda fun, but some of the Chinatown apts have shockingly hot, young ones. Have had a couple of my better experiences at two of 'them. It's a bit freaky going in, not having heard any reviews or if even if the place was real or safe. Have been to a handful of places I wouldn't return to, but these two I definitely would.

Both of these were in pretty big, private houses (one might have been a condo?) Both were clean, both take a shower with you and after (or at least they did with the VIP / Deluxe 1 hour).

https://chicago.bedpage.com/hiring/1.../23346145.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...eal-47846.html

[Jotarobbc]

She also goes by Grace at the Wheeling and DG apt rotation agency. Enjoyed her as Lisa in Lisle last week. Showered together, daty, and semi standing pounding with Mish. Worth it!

Name of place in lisle?

[Zeuss]

Tried out Joy South. 50 for hhr with Mia. Massage started great. Decent pressure with tease, which I like. Then the flip and immediately into the negotiations. So much for this, so much for that. Wanted $2 for L1 with UTC. Ain't happening. Agreed to. 6 for L1 & OTC. But I'm pissed. The negotiations just put a sour taste in my mouth. My co-pilot dived out. I guess the GPS is alive and well.

Will not repeat.

I'll stick with the Waukegan New Massage Spa. No negotiations. Roaming. Fun. Happy.

That's been my not so joyous experience at Joy south.

Maybe I lucked out at Joy north. So much YMMV these days. It was a good, repeatable time, certainly not an out of this world experience.

[Mr LoudMonger]

I really thought they learned a little lesson. Guess I'll boycott again for a bit then too. Too bad, convenience is a key for me.

I also only went to Joy south once, and had the intense negotiation tactics. As I recall, I gave in, paid too much, and have boycotted it ever since. Apparently my boycott isn't working, LOL.

[The Banger]

Namely looking at Google Maps, this new place is at 3098 and Lewis Ave, Waukegan.

It is in between Jewel and Target in the plaza S. W. Corner of Yorkhouse and Lewis. I stopped in and was met up front by an unappealing looking overweight Chinese "washerwoman" looking lady in a red uniform. At any rate, I didn't stay. Couldn't. "You Call, 9-9, I give you good massagee" Seemed like she was the only one working.

Same owners as New Spa on Washington and Relax Magic on Washington in Gurnee.