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11-30-24 12:25 #7237Senior Member

Posts: 113Thanks, man. In the immortal words of Dickie Dunn, "I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing."
Originally Posted by SwampThang7
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11-30-24 10:38 #7236Senior Member

Posts: 281Isabella
My electrician's dream of Isabella.
Originally Posted by LowHangers55
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The Good: she has the body of a fit 21 yo because, well, she is 21. Her c-tits haven't been affected by gravity yet, her nicely shaped ass is so firm that a quarter can be bounced off it, and she has a flat stomach. She has a very pretty face. The photo of her on the Attendant page is arguably representative but the photo on the Home page is accurate. She is a little quiet but pleasant. Her accent is both sexy and cute. She has a nice smile.
The Not-So-Good: she has some acne on her face but it's not off-putting. It wasn't noticed until she was in the brightly lit hallway after the session was over. My friend doesn't do FS so take that into account when he says her skills are a little awkward. The session was rushed and only 15 minutes long. She spoke the phrases that LowHangers mentioned (I. E. Tip for me, etc.), which were more discouraging than motivational.
Summary: the visual was much better than the physical. The same results could have been obtained with a playboy magazine and some lotion. A maybe on a repeat.
Diamond and Angie were also available in my friend's dream. Diamond is a blond white girl and is for those that like a li'l cushion for the pushin' . She's just on the edge of being BBW. Angie is a voluptuous 5'2" Latina with a beautiful smile. Both of them seemed pleasant.
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11-29-24 17:32 #7235Senior Member

Posts: 622Dam good report Rod Stewart
I saw the size of this thing and thought shit, someone's been firing shots of JDaniels and doing some marching powder. Frigging greatest report ever. Even the title has class with the play on a "Tale of two cities". I loved that book. Dude I hung on every word. It was so sculpted, enticing, and finale building, well shit I thought I might have to run to a corner and beat the bishop sideways. Rock on dude. My spirit has been lifted.
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11-29-24 08:13 #7234Banned Member

Posts: 3188Thank you. Not to crazy about a CBJ or up-charge for DATY. I have never been there but I thought the ad said something about if you are asked to pay any more than the prices listed to let them know. I figured that was for Greek or like maybe CIM? Appreciate the info.
Originally Posted by KantGetEnuff
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11-29-24 05:20 #7233Senior Member

Posts: 113The Sale of Two Titties (Part 1 & 2)
While why'all have been queueing up at the apiary establishment, I had a couple liaisons with YoYo (29,5'2', 105) at the Pink Rose in PC. (These were both in October.).
Visit #1: EPIC EVENT: Paid standard fee upfront for an hour (normal rates + tip for FS so we don't have to break the vibe with negotiations, usually around $$ total). She's always very friendly and her English is getting better. I opt for a soft touch massage because apparently I'm a pussy and I'm tired of these chicks ripping me apart (If I want a real massage, I'll call your sister.) A few moments of relaxation and small talk, then "turn over, baby". Now, I'm so comfortable with YoYo that I'm usually fully flaccid on the flip, but it doesn't take her long to get me excited. But Tonight, my friends, I was a GOD. In full salute like an Easter Island statue, she acknowledged she was impressed by my 15 cm display of engorged manhood (sounds bigger in metrics, eh governor? Off comes the teddy and those beautiful natural C's beckon me. She has a bit of a routine, but it works for me. Mammary massage of my manhood, body slides (no oil, her skin is amazing), cover application by mouth, good oral for at least 5 minutes while my hands explore, then she saddles up cowgirl, allowing me to enjoy those lovebags like I'm kneading sourdough. Usually this does it for me after a few minutes, especially when she shifts into squatting cowgirl so I can watch everything. But I could tell this was one of those nights I was in a zone. I had the MOJO. Cap'and Happy was like "It's been a while, Dawg, let's see what she can do!" So it was GO TIME. So after a few minutes, I tapped her on her perfect (Asian) ass, she hopped right off and assumed doggy, I grabbed those little hips and she said some things in Mandarin and got louder, and Oh Look, there's a mirror in front of us! We're watching each other and burning calories and sweating out rice balls and fish sauce. She's fondling the boys from underneath while I'm reaching around her back for two heavy handfuls of Hanoi heaven. Ten minutes later, another tap of the hip and she flips right over on her back, "FOOK ME" "YES MA'AM" and it's sweaty exhaustive mish, the kind you had your freshman year of college, and my thumb is working the button and she declares that she is coming and I encourage her, and she GRINDS into me and shudders (if it was fake, I don't care, it was Streep-level acting). And so about five minutes after that I feel like my spank bank is full for now, and I release so hard, her sister in Nanjing got pregnant. We catch our breath for a few, then she jumps into the cleanup routine, and I collapse back onto the table / bed / fuckslab. Hot towel to clean up, and she's kinda lovey-dovey and saying stuff like "Wow! You really did well! I came! Sank you!" And I'm like "Got any Twinkies or Gatorade er something" and she instead sat at the head of the table and gave me a head massage for about 12 minutes while we made small talk. Then it was time, we went over by 5-10 minutes, cold mini-water, helped me get dressed (tied my shoes, straightened the collar, etc.) and out I went. Felt like a million bucks, impressed myself with this rush of stamina (wish it was more predictable) and found me some goddamn Twinkies. (10/10).
Visit#2: A few weeks after visit #1, I call rather late (9-ish) on a Friday night, it's Yo-Yo again, I ask if she has an hour, she says can you come tomorrow morning, I said no I'm traveling in the morning, Oh well, see you when I get back in a month. She calls back a minute later, asks me to come at 1030 tonight. Sweeeeet. I play Pokemon Go for an hour and get there about 1040 p, door is still unlocked. Bing Bongggg. (she calls out "helloooo" from far behind the door, I respond "hellooooo" and then I hear another male voice behind the door. I've said it here before, I'm sure most of you mongers are like me (strikingly handsome men with perfectly sculpted cocks) but I have ZERO desire to cross paths with you. I don't even want to make eye contact. So I'm like fuhhhhck. So after what seems a full minute, I'm about to call out "You're busy, catcha next time" and she opens the door. Sweet greeting, gentle hug, all the niceties, I don't hear or see anyone else, so OK, I go in, and she leads me to the first door on the left and deposits me, and says she'll be right back. There's a security monitor that shows four views from cameras in the hallway, lobby, and outside. So I watch her go down the hallway and she disappears into a side door. Seconds later, I see on the monitor some white dude with a baseball cap and a beer bottle comes walking down the hallway. I quickly re-button my pants, grab my shirt, and brace myself in case he opens the door to my room, because if he does, there's going to be no conversation, I'm going to Roll Tide right through him and out the front door. But he walks past my door and into the lobby, and out the front door. Yoyo comes in shortly, I'm thinking OK, just a monger who thought he was the last visit of the night, but I guess that's me. I get more comfy, hand over my fee, and begin to disrobe. She leaves to do her own prep, and as I'm getting comfortable on the table, here comes Jethro and his Bud Light down the hallway again. Goddammit. I hear them speak in quiet tones, then she comes back into the room, but I never saw him leave. I'm not a shy man, but I decided not to ask and just let things proceed. We go through the routine we've done many times before, but now I'm not making small talk because I'm listening for anything unusual. She leaves once during the soft-touch, goes into the back, speaks with him again, then goes up front and turns off the OPEN sign and locks the door, then returns to the room. We finish the tickle-massage, go thru the same routine outlined in visit #1, only this time I'm done in 90 seconds. YoYo is surprised, "How come not like last time?" "I guess I'm just not feeling it. " Quick cleanup, she asks how long I'll be out of town, I said "quite a while" and leave wondering if I'll ever be going back there again. (3/10).
She's a great provider, one of the best I've had in 30+ years in the hobby, but I can't abide some dude just walking around while I'm guh-banging his gurl. So Jethro, if you're on this forum and reading this, sorry brother, no offense to you at all, I'm just saying a lot of mongers can't have the BF hanging around. It'll hurt her earnings; it certainly won't help her earnings.
P.S. Jethro, visit #1? Absolutely happened just as I described. .
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11-29-24 02:52 #7232Senior Member

Posts: 42Yes, she is the definition of a spinner, tiny girl with a cups. Very friendly, some English. Gave a brief back massage, CBJ, she is vocal. She started out on top then miss, doggy, back to missionary. Daty was an uncharge of $. 5, did not opt for that.
Originally Posted by SR7D1
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11-28-24 08:16 #7231Banned Member

Posts: 3188Ashley
Did anyone see Ashley? Searched her name, not sure if she was reviewed in Escorts or Massage.
Originally Posted by Groove1
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11-26-24 20:52 #7230Senior Member

Posts: 60Honey Bee
I've always gotten everything I wanted with a. 6-100 tip. . 5 is the average I offer up front and usually am not asked for more when I do the paying that way versus paying the house fees and then tipping once with the girl. Sorry but YMMV as you never reslly know. I met Isabella this past weekend, unfortunately not the girl in the pictures, very very limited English except the words Tip for me, ok baby, done yet, etc. Maybe 5'6 darker hair small frame nice looking body but no nipple playing and just laid back for mish (gag me) covered. She would have potential maybe needs some more experience. Lots of scars and acne on face sort of turned off, she was pretty but it just made her seem too young. DM for? S I didn't answer. ENJOY.
Originally Posted by Groove1
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11-26-24 15:33 #7229Senior Member

Posts: 163Honey Bee
Trying to make a trip today to PC location to see what fuss all about.
Can anybody confirm "expected" tip after house or is it already in the cost of my wellness treatment LOL.
Also anybody see Isabella yet, did a search on all 3 forums on the coast and came up empty!
Groove.
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11-26-24 10:38 #7228Regular Member

Posts: 17I was told that location got flooded or something with the storms and they were looking for another location but I guess the found Port Charlotte instead.
Originally Posted by RavenousRick
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11-26-24 08:44 #7227Senior Member

Posts: 110HoneyBee Cape location?
Am I mistaken or was there briefly a cape coral location. I see a port charlotte spot now, did something happen in the cape to cause them to not stick around? Anyone know? I live near the (former?) Cape spot so am curious as that's where I was going to take the plunge.
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11-26-24 07:32 #7226Senior Member

Posts: 190Fowler st
Just not my style. Very mechanical and rushed. Looks were average. Did not pay attention to the clothes, LOL.
Originally Posted by BiffButthead
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11-25-24 08:57 #7225Senior Member

Posts: 110Why no repeat? Was she unattractive? Inattentive? Poor taste in clothing?
Originally Posted by Retired11
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11-25-24 07:39 #7224Senior Member

Posts: 190Fowler st
I went there and decided on 1/2 hr. After 5 minutes, she asked me flip, then asked what I wanted. FS for $$. 00. I said no offered 60 for L1. She agreed. Not to repeat.
Originally Posted by BigNy56
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11-24-24 10:56 #7223Senior Member

Posts: 110Naples ghostown?
I was in Naples last week and stopped in a few places to see what the scene is;.
Of the six places I stopped at, four were shut down, on (Happy Feet Relaxing) didn't seem to have the right 'vibe' for extras, and the last one seemed accommodating but with her looks should be paying ME for the extras.









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